Senator Scott Bundgaard Files His Own Notice Of Claim Against the City Of Phoenix; Everyone Thinks He Is Wrong? Really!!?? Read the Truth About the Dumb Dirty Cops in His Investigation.

In the past few months, there's been a plethora of editorial from the AZ Republic and the New Times on Scott Bundgaard’s Notice of Claim against the city.  We think if these idiots knew anything about the cops and the girl involved, they might report on this differently.

Here’s a copy of the story from ABC for those of you living in a cave:

Bundgaard Files a NOC Against Some Dirty Stupid Cops

After reading this, things didn’t smell right to us.  How does a respected senator fall so quickly and why does everyone jump on the bandwagon?  Who is this Ballard chick and how does she become a victim and media darling?

To understand it, we need to go back a few years.

Remember the scene in The Godfather, where Don Corleone is buying fruit and his body guard was his bumbling stupid son Fredo?  Out of nowhere comes the “hit” and he is shot several times.  Fredo, drops his weapon and can’t get off a single shot to protect his own dad, only to sit there crying like a dumbass regretting his mistake.  If you don’t remember, here is the movie clip:

LINK: Fredo The Idiot From The Godfather

Well meet Phoenix cop Rob Rodarme, who we will affectionately refer to as Phoenix Fredo.  Back a number of years ago he was patrolling in Phoenix with fellow officer Nick Erfle. Erfle and Rodarme stopped a group of illegal immigrants who were jaywalking.  One of these illegals pulled out a gun and fired three rounds into Erfle, killing him. 

So where was Erfle’s partner, officer Rob Rodarme as shots were being fired in Erfle’s face?
It appears Rodarme was having his own Fredo-esq moment.


Officer Rodarme choked like Mama Cass on a ham sandwich...
...Like Joe Yahner’s daughter on prom night. 
…Like Heather Polombo in a Maryvale Precinct parking lot. 

Officer Rob Rodarme didn’t get off a single shot, nor was he able to chase and find the illegal immigrant killer.  Someone else had to do it for him…all because he choked.   So what happened to Rodarme?  Did he resign in humiliation?  Did he become the town drunk knowing he had a Fredo moment?

Of course not!

Today his ineptitude and stupidity has been elevated to a leadership position within the Phoenix PD. Today this assclown goes by Sergeant Rob Rodarme (#6999) and he was the sergeant in charge of and called upon at Scott Bundgaard’s crazy scene on the Squaw Peak Parkway. 

There's a parade of idiots tied to this story.  One key assclown is a detective Bryn Ray who refused to interview people who saw a dumb cunt and wannabe model named Aubry Ballard drunker than a pack of Indians on payday.  These same people witnessed first-hand what a jealous snatch Ballard was all evening while Bundgaard danced with his partner at a charity dance competition.   Another dumbass is a Phoenix police officer named Christi Bell who testified via telephone as a friend of Aubry Ballard.  A while back Bell was contacted by Ballard that Scott had been violent with her.  Conveniently for them it comes out now when Aubry needed a defense for her crazy highway antics.

Aubry Ballard tried to invoke the domestic violence card as most conniving hatchet wounds do in an attempt to hide her actions and lay blame on Bundgaard. It looks like a lot of people fell for it.  And the best accusation they have is Bundgaard invoked immunity.  So what if Bundgaard invoked?  He has a right to.  That’s not a crime but they want you to think it is.

But let’s focus on Aubry Michelle Ballard since no one else will.  This public relations figure made sure Bundgaard was dragged through the mud using her PR contacts and influence.  Make no mistakes, we actually know of people who work with Aubry and she is no angel and darling as the media would like you to think. Rumors are she has worked more than Public Relations gigs; her past not only involves working the pole of a state senator, but also a brass one! 



What we hear is Aubry at one time had her adult entertainment card in Phoenix so as to work at strip joints and a bunny card in Vegas to work the same.  We don’t think working the pole is a bad thing..or working an Arizona state senator's pole...or working any man's pole - we just think if you’re going to play the victim card that everyone should see the entire picture. 

We consulted with some of Ballard’s conquests and know just about everything from her belly ring, to her Brazilian, to some of her favorite sexual exploits.  It wasn’t very hard to find people who would speak with us.   

The bad boob job was described to us as, “two zip-lock bags filled with creamed corn.  The plastic surgeon should have been shot over that debacle."  

Maybe the doctor should have fixed her nose and fixed her face instead of her fun bags?  Maybe the sweater meat were supposed to take away from the but-her-face? 

We may never know.

One thing we will never do is jump on a bandwagon and trust the PPD and of Sergeant Rob Rodarme.  Should we believe in the leadership and judgement of Rodarme along with Ballard and her cunting cop friends? Since Rodarme failed at having Erfle's back, is he now trying to make it up another way?

We think you're a dumbass if you believe ANYTHING that comes out of the PPD. Cops in general have a long sordid history of lying and the Phoenix PD is full of liars.

A note to any guy out there who has a chick threatening to jump out of your car or walk into freeway traffic while you drive up a highway?  

Let her jump.  Let her walk.

It will save you the trouble in the long run.


Second – Make no mistake – these Phoenix cops are dirty and will do almost anything to get themselves in the spotlight and bring someone down.  It's what these dirty shitbags do.   It’s what they get paid to do and how they advance their careers.  It's a sales job.  The more people they convict and the more high powered people they bring down, the higher they climb. 

So before you start doubting Bundgaard’s claims as fanatical, crazy or greedy and drink the negative KoolAid on Scott Bundgaard spun by the cops and media - you only have to look at two source;.a dumb cunt standing on the side of a freeway whose catch phrase should be “I like it in my pooper right from my hooch,”  and some BadPhoenixCops who have Fredo-like moments.

Sue away Mr. Bundgaard!

Sue them for all you can and we hope you win and feel free to contact us.  You have our support.

Come and Join the Surprise Party for Jim Pina - But Make Sure You Let Tim Moore Know!

We receive this email invitation for Jim Pina's party.  We will RSVP for one.  We will leave it up to the Phoenix PD to figure out which one we are!  Maybe they will recognize us by the gift we bring!
~BPC

From: timothy.moore@phoenix.gov [mailto:timothy.moore@phoenix.gov]
Sent: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 10:18 AM
To:
Cc:
Subject: Lunch Celebration

 Jim Pina, Assistant Chief, is currently the Senior Officer on the Phoenix Police Department with 37 plus years.

 

Therefore, a Surprise Lunch will be held in his honor. Shhhhhhhhh

 

 

 

On: Wednesday, September 5, 2012, at 11am

At: Comedor Guadalajara        

1830 South Central Avenue

Phoenix, AZ 85004

 

It is also the week of his Birthday!

Bring a story or a gift or just attend…

(I heard he has a new bar in his house and it needs to be stocked)

Another Dirty Cop Gets Accused Of Sexual Assault With A Minor – Too Bad Officer Chris Wilson Didn’t Change His Name to Louie Tovar – Otherwise He Would Have Gotten Off...Another Way!

Add another one to, “we don’t make this shit up file.”  A 13 year Phoenix police veteran is arrested for sucking off a 14 year old and a 17 year old boy.  And better yet - he was the liaison to the LGBT community.

LINK: Phoenix Police Officer Wilson Likes the Taste Of Teenage Boys

And another one that surfaced

LINK: A Phoenix Cop Who Needs to Kill Himself Is Caught Molesting Teenagers

It’s sort of odd and ironic that last week had someone killed him with a shot to the head, everyone would be crying about cop killing.  The 100 Club would be asking for the death penalty and he would have been lauded with grandiose funeral at CCV. 

Today most people are thinking he deserves to be shot in the head for playing with little boys, have his dick cut off and stuffed in his mouth.  This is such an abuse of power by a cop; penalties should be doubled on cops who abuse their power and they should be given the option of their Glock with one hollow point bullet in the chamber to end it quickly.

Chief Garcia did say that he was, “extremely disturbed and disgusted by this conduct…” – Gee…ya think?  How about investigating the Tovar Molestation story Garcia – it will make you throw up and you will never look at your dog and peanut butter the same again.

Chief Garcia went on to say, “he wants the community to know this is a transparent investigation.”
Transparency you say?  Policing with a purpose?

Funny – It has been one year since our Public Records Request on the Tovar molestation cover up and we still have not received a complete case file on it.  Where’s the transparency there Chief Garcia?

Another molester is out there and the Phoenix PD refuses to do anything about it because he is the son of a cop.

It Only Took Rob Handy One Year to Help Bankrupt the City of San Bernardino! We Warned Them!

The latest in the news has the city of San Bernardino filing for Bankruptcy protection.  This is the same city where we warned them a year ago to not hire Phoenix police commander Rob Handy.   The news report says it is so dire, the City of San Bernardino may not be able to make payroll and they may have to put everyone on minimum wage.

If you recall, we actually stated in a past blog that if you hire any of the assclowns who were friends of Jack – including Andy Anderson, Mike or Heather Polombo, Jim Pina and the likes of Rob Handy – it was only a matter of time before they would help drive the city into the ground!  Well it appears Rob Handy fulfilled our dream of decimating a city he touched!  It's the opposite of the Midas touch - its the shit FOJ touch!

HA!  We wonder how an asshat like Rob Handy feels now?  We have labeled the likes of Rob Handy a prick, asshole and douchebag just like in the photo below - now we can add failure and minimum wage earner?

In some other news we came across this article

LINK - Man Admits During Job interview He Was a Child Molester. Too Bad His Last Name Wasn't TOVAR

At first sight we were excited that mainstream picked up our earlier story on Louie Adrian Tovar – son and nephew of Phoenix Commander Louie Tovar and Sergeant Mark Tovar.  The younger Louie Tovar admitted to both dog sex and child sex during his job interview with the Phoenix PD in 2006, and returned in 2009 to admit he molested others and NOTHING WAS DONE!!!!!! But no – it was someone else who admitted the same during their job interview but unlike Tovar, he was promptly arrested because his father wasn’t in charge on the sex crimes division of the Phoenix PD.

Think about all we are reading and seeing with Penn State, Sandusky and now Paterno; how they all helped hide Sandusky's proclivity for little boys, and then think about how the Phoenix PD did the same and continues to do the same with Louie Adrian Tovar and his proclivity for little boys and dogs.

It astounds us to this day – when you are the son/nephew of a cop, you get off (pun) on molesting little kids and lathering your junk with xtra chunky peanut butter for Fido - with no repercussions and it is swept under the rug.  But when you are not part of a cop family; you make headlines for molesting children and animals and are immediately arrested.

Are you reading this Garcia or are you still review all the lieutenant's resumes?  When you're done with the resumes, can check the tire pressure in all the vehicles?

Evaluation of The Police Department Internal Affairs Unit (AKA PSB) and The Document BadPhoenixCops and Citizens Aren’t Allowed to Review. Well Now You Can!

We received the attached evaluation of Phoenix Police Department’s Internal Affairs Unit (known as PSB - Professional Standards Bureau), which was conducted by Matrix Consulting out of Palo Alto, CA - taken off the desk of Joe Yahner.

You can read the attached cover letter we received along with the document from our loyal source.  As citizens we paid the handsome sum of $150,000 (the equivalent of a commander’s salary) for this evaluation. Commander Dave Harvey now has been tasked to discredit this evaluation.

Think about how better we could have used $150,000, in a city where they cry everyday about budget shortfalls and the inability to hire cops.  Every one of you should go to every council meeting and every town hall meeting with copies and ask the simply question, “Why?”

While many of us knew about this evaluation and that an outside consulting company named Matrix was hired, this document is not officially published anywhere but here.  We have all been asking for these results and the Phoenix PD has been reluctant to deliver them.

So we delivered it to you – compliments of our faithful loyal and good cops in the Phoenix PD – cops who thankfully are more loyal to us, then they are to their own employer.

This was mailed to us and in true BadPhoenixCops fashion; the original mail package and documents were shredded and burned so that the Phoenix PD couldn’t obtain it or find out who gave it to us.  No sense conjuring up one of those illegal and fraudulent home raids along with a bogus criminal investigation…AGAIN.

Enjoy. 

LINK - Evaluation of Phoenix Police Department’s Internal Affairs (AKA PSB)

Chief Garcia's Memo on Lieutenants and their CVs. Yeah...We Probably Shouldn't Have This...

It's nice to see chief Daniel Garcia taking ownership of the lieutenants. We also see this as a key role that he may learn from. We think he needs to talk to some retirees to gain some insight into the prior administration and why everyone left. The only question we have is what will he do with the likes of Lt. Dave Adams who was voted out of PPSLA and was convicted of imprisonment? Surely you can't have him lead anyone, nor send him out on any DV calls. Adams is a liability and should be fired. Employee Notification System - Chief Garcia and Lieutenants 06192012

Tracy Montgomery’s Biggest Fear and Her Alleged Inner Circle

Sources told us recently that assistant chief and useless hatchet wound Tracy Montgomery is fed up and running scared.

She is fed up being mentioned daily on this blog. She is fed up when you Google her name; with what appears and the photos.  Tracy Montgomery is fearful that Garcia is onto her.  She is attending all meetings herself, when in the past she would send a delegate to take notes.  She has contacted an attorney and contacted reputation.com in an attempt to stop our shock and awe and messaging, and was told there is nothing she can do.

She held a meeting a few days back with what she referred to as her, “inner circle.”  Tracy Montgomery thought that by communicating solely with her buddies, that she would be protected and that all information would remain within this inner circle AKA a circle of trust.  What this dumb cunt fails to realize is that sans her nasty vagina, there is no inner circle that protects all her secrets.

We are the inner circle.  We might as well have been sitting in the meeting.

But we need your help – our faithful loyal followers of BadPhoenixCops.

We are preparing a host of letters to send to Chief Garcia.  One of them involves Tracy Montgomery and her inability to lead someone without burying her face between their legs.  If Tracy was a guy, and slept with as many subordinates as Tracy has, she would have been fired for the amount of departmental and city pussy she has plowed through.  We have received so many emails, letters, notes and docs on Tracy Montgomery’s inability to reprimand people, simply because these subordinates shared her bed and know first-hand Tracy’s true inner circle and her man-in-the-boat.

That’s a problem. 

We don’t deny Tracy for liking hooch; who doesn’t!  We just think she needs to find some that doesn’t work for her or in the City of Phoenix which is an abuse of discretion.  Tracy Montgomery lacks leadership and the ability to get any job done, except by intimidation or by sexual influence.  We think Tracy needs to be fired and our tax dollars can be spent on better endeavors, like investigating the Tovar molestation story, Jim Pina’s stupidity, or why Mike Polombo wears clothes from the 90s with tight pants.

So we are (again) offering a reward for any and all information about Tracy Montgomery so that we may forward it in our written complaint to Chief Garcia.  Specifically we are seeking names (first, last, badge number and title), rough dates and what occurred relating to Tracy and a subordinate.   Please send them to us in confidence at badphoenixcops@hushmail.com or feel free to post them in the comments section.  Even if you have a little piece of info but forgot a name, we have sources that might have other pieces to the puzzle.

And since Tracy reads this faithfully, we are reminded about what she said in an email, a few years back from October, 2007.

"Mark my words, if Dave is dealt with, others will think twice about lab bashing.”

Mark our words, Tracy herself is being dealt with and the day of reckoning is upon her. 

She needs to have another inner circle meeting.  We will tell you how it goes.

The Newly Appointed Chief Grows a Set! And Don’t You Dare Call Him Danny Boy!

From what we hear, the newly appointed chief Garcia is instilling mass amounts of discipline in his meetings and is growing a nice set of balls!   Sources tell us:

• Don’t you dare call him Dan, Danny or be singing O' Danny Boy.  You address him as chief or chief Garcia and the first name bullshit is out the door.  He expects the same of all his command staff.

• Poor Joe Klima can’t drive a motorcycle anymore and got a new asshole torn into him. What good is a leader on a bike? 

• Chief Garcia has assigned seating in the meetings.  This is making everyone uncomfortable.

• Telling everyone that the night Duty Commander position will be done by everyone, for one week so that everyone can feel the pain of working from 7PM-7AM for seven consecutive days.  Crying sissy bitches can go whine to the master of all sissy bitches, sergeant Mike "Potato Head" Polombo.

• Telling the group that all the committees assigned to make decisions are pointless (and as we have learned - they're rigged), and that he will make the decisions. Chief Garcia realizes that management by committee is paralysis by over analysis and a load of horseshit.

• That DUIs of officers is automatic termination and not some bullshit 10 hour suspension and investigation.

...And that lots of other changes are coming!


But words are just that – WORDS. 

We want some action - and not action in a Maryvale parking lot!

We like what we hear but until we see these changes and start seeing people fired and investigations started on the Tovar molestation cover up, Lauri Burgett, the dumb Polombos, Quaas and all the other crimes that are covered up by the creeps in the Phoenix PD, we will continue our shock and awe on the Phoenix PD. Until we see people like assistant chiefs Jim Pina and Tracy Montgomery tossed to the curb like the pieces of shit they are…then it’s all WORDS and tough guy talk.

But we still like what we hear!
Chief Garcia:  Next meeting you should send out Montgomery to “fetch” you some coffee or send Pina to pick up your dry cleaning.   You should also give everyone the speech about how, You don't get your money, where you get your honey...One doesn't shit, where they eat...One shouldn't dip their pen in the company ink... and if any of them are caught fucking, fingering, blowing, eating, kissing, groping, humping or shagging one another in the Phoenix PD - especially at the command level - they will be Donald-Trump-Terminated.  Montgomery will probably queef when she hears this!  Make sure she is seated front and center at that announcement!

BTW chief - Have you met the other Pina yet – el gordo Benny Pina? 

Conduct a fitness test and offer him $50 for every unassisted push up, pull up or sit up he can do in exec staff. It's his choice on which one he can do.  Have a paramedic on stand-by.  Don’t worry chief, you won’t be paying out any money.  Then tell them, “If a commander looks like this fat, sloppy mess, how would you expect a precinct of officers to be in tip-top shape?” Then put Gordo Benny on a low carb diet with a physical every week. 

Good luck Chief!  We like what we see thus far!

Sean Mattson Wins PPSLA Election. Somewhere lieutenant Dave Adams is Taking Out His Loss On a Woman

Q:  What does Lt. Dave Adams of the Phoenix PD say to a woman with two black eyes and a bloody lip?
A:  Nothing.  He’s already told her enough and she just doesn't appear to be listening!~Anonymous

Ahhh.  The power of a blog and published words.  Watch those numbers in the top left...GROW like a dickweed!

The results are in!  Sean Mattson wins as president of PPSLA. Lt. Dave Adams, convicted of imprisonment gets booted back to patrol.  Let’s all hope Dave Adams doesn’t get routed on any DV calls!

Congrats Sean. 

You have a lot of good cops to thank for telling us about
Dave Adams Domestic Bliss From 1997 -LINK.  

We don’t need flowers or thank yous. Just be a great cop, exude leadership, do what is right and not what is popular. Most importantly don’t let that cunt Lauri Burgett run to PPSLA anymore for any defense. 

Sean, if you slip, have a momentary lapse of reason or become Jeff Hynes and turn your back on the good sergeants and lieutenats who need you  – we will be here to remind you and we probably have more sergeants and lieutenants in our back pocket than you do!  We hope that the motto Fair Representation will actually mean something to you. 

Chief Garcia:  Carve out 30 minutes in your calendar to meet with Sean.  It will pay spades and you will learn so much.

And the funniest part about this election?  
Matt Knowles received 15 votes.  Yeah!   There are 14 sergeant and lieutenants out there, who are completed fucking assclown and aren't fit to lead or manage anyone.

And the even funnier part? 
The amount of texts and phone calls being left on former PPSLA president Mark Half-wit Hafkey’s cell phone!  Half Wit Hafkey had his own problems and investigations in the Phoenix PD including being a fucking idiot, useless, stupid, an all around hunk of cock snot for appointing Dave Adams as his successor.

If you want to send your own text or voicemail, you can contact Mark on his cell at 602-703-5211.  If someone answers in Spanish, it will be his wife that he mailed away for in Mexico.

So We Have a New Police Chief. What Happens Next? Read Our Summation of What Needs to Be Done!

As you are all probably aware, our new Phoenix Police chief was sworn in earlier this week.  Proudly strutting around the event was Lt. Dave Adams in his PPSLA shirt glad handing and smiling, wondering which fellow cops told us about his DV and kidnapping conviction!

The question everyone asks us is, “Now what?”  “What will chief Garcia do?” “Where should he sink his teeth in, but most importantly – what does it mean for BadPhoenixCops?”

We’ll answer the later question first. 

Since we see no change and until all that is dirty and shitty in the Phoenix PD is indicted, fired and gone (or any combination of the three) we don’t plan to change anything.  We march on.  We have no elaborate plan or scheme and will continue to vilify cops in a public forum.  It’s exhilarating to excoriate dirty cops and destroy any chance for future advancement.  It’s refreshing when we get calls from good cops telling us how absolutely crazy and utterly humiliated these dirty cops become and how we alter their attitude, their disposition and sometimes – force them to retire or quit a fat paying job, simply because they can no longer tolerate being on a website each day.  Just ask a lying douchebag like Jeff Hynes who is working at Grand Canyon University trying to put his past behind him!  He walked away from a fat salary and DROP because of us.  Just wait until we infiltrate the campus and hand out the BRADY list to all his students!  They can indict us, follow us, investigate us, sue us, and charge us with whatever law they make up.  We always have the last say in the never-ending Internet ass fuck!

But as for the new chief Garcia…we see some challenges he will be facing. We heard he is asking for everyone’s CV to review their backgrounds and qualifications.  We are already hearing rumblings and posturing since most of the higher ranks obtained worthless MBAs and post doctorate degrees from these local correspondence schools; and on paper they appear more qualified then Garcia.  Garcia’s first hurdle will be having a Come to Jesus meeting with these useless assclowns, explaining to them how all those degrees are meaningless against leadership and experience.  If baccalaureate and doctorate degrees were solely important, they themselves would have his job but clearly they do not! 

From our perspective here is a short list of things Garcia will need to build some critical mass:

The assistant chiefs.  It is very tough to find anyone worth their salt and the bad ones outweigh the good ones.  Take a look at Tracey Montgomery and Jim Pina. These two idiots are to law enforcement, what Dr. Seuss was to science and medicine.  Just try and name one good task, one good project or one great idea either of these top cops have had?  Cops hate them. Citizens hate them and ever the LGBT and Rainbow coalition can’t stand them. Pina is stupid, short and mean. Montgomery is stupid, ugly and stupid.  When really dumbass cops like Lt. Stan Hoover find someone to be stupid...then they must be really fucking stupid! 

We challenge anyone to find three people who would sit in a closed-door session and proclaim Montgomery or Pina as good, productive leaders.  We challenge anyone to find three officers who will sing their praises anonymously on this website!   

Garcia should really assess his entire staff and ask for input from front line officers like lieutenants and sergeants (but not the likes of Dave Adams) to gauge who is a good leader and who is not.   We would also encourage and recommend Garcia speak with anyone who has retired in the past 12 months and who had 20 or more years of service with the PPD.   He could learn so much, in a short time period from these folks and get a deep dive assessment on all the fucktards and assclowns.


Corruption and Retaliation. Garcia needs to address the flat out corruption and retaliation against some good cops – like Phil Roberts, Dave Barnes (…who by the way had everything dismissed against him! Yeah EVERYTHING…and he was prematurely fired without so much as a PSB investigatiom, yet someone like Dave Adams, convicted of imprisonment is running for reelection of PPSLA??!!), Linnae Knowles and others mentioned here who were attacked by chief Jack Ass Harris and forced to quit or were embarrassed and humiliated.  In all cases hire them back (if this is what they want), ensure that their records/files show nothing but positive and flawless documentation and genuinely ask what can be done to fix all those that were wronged.

Flush the toilet. In that same vein, Garcia needs to fire those who were the henchmen for Jack – Mike Polombo and his dumb cunt wife and master cockswoman Heather Polombo, the other useless hachet wound Lauri Burgett, Theron Quass, Joe Knott, Spalla, Sandy Renteria, Yahner, Brokaw, and anything with the last name of Tovar and or anyone tied to the Tovar child molestation story...and everyone mentioned on this blog.

And we’re not talking about some long drawn out bullshit PSB investigation, in some sort of Jeff Gordon-esq fashion where they sit on paid leave for 4-6 months.  We mean Donald Trump fired – as in -  here’s a box, collect your shit, find your red stapler, don’t come back and don’t let the door hit your ass on your way out – FIRED!  Then add them all to BRADY and indict them on perjury, filing false police reports and abuse of power so they may never be hired in any law enforcement position again.  Give them all their Glocks, with just one single hollow point bullet, and remind them that under the chin or in the temple and they can miss; and in the mouth is always better.   Actually, we take that back.  Let them go for the temple as to remain in a vegetative state, shitting themselves and drooling.

The right hand guy. Garcia needs to pick a decent, smart exec chief as his right hand man.  Since no one has had the balls to stand up to Yahner or Jack, and they all have sat by silently to protect their own asses, (but yet ironically during the chief interview and vetting process, they touted their leadership and command expertise…Hmmm.  Ironic...don't ya think?), we think this needs to be an outside person.  We have a dinner bet with a current top cop on who it won't be, with the winning prize being Capital Grille!   Garcia needs to find someone who can quickly bring people together, knock down walls and represent the Phoenix PD as a stellar organization.  We see no one in the Phoenix PD who can do this.  We would advocate for an assistant chief or commander if someone shared with us any experienced top cop with a hefty set of balls.  We just don’t see it with anyone in the current crop.  All they would do is demote the folks mentioned above and let them retire with dignity and take the safe easy path.

Fair skies kill a rainbow. Garcia needs to get off the diversity bullshit program started by his boss’ predecessor.  Frank Fairbanks wanted color, creed and sexual orientation above competence.  This bad decision has compromised the Phoenix PD.  Garcia needs to know that ironically he was hired because his name ends in a couple of vowels and will undoubtedly enjoy many lunches at Los Dos Molinos. He needs to use this “asset” to get better people in without appearing as a bigot.  Hiring others whose names end in vowels or the letters E-Z is OK sometimes, if they can do the job.  Garcia needs to promote churn within the PPD but veil it with he’s just mixing things up – albeit – indefinitely! Again asking recently retired cops with 20+ years or speaking one on one with some sergeants and lieutenants will not only earn him respect, but knowledge.

Dumbass+Fucktard=Problem.  Garcia needs to know his boss (not just Dave Cavasos…but also Ed Zuercher) are absolute complete fucking idiots and would sell their own moms to brothels for $5.  Between the two of them, there are no good ideas and no creativity.  Most know that Dave Cavasos' corruption started with TRAVELGATE at the airport and continues in the City Manager’s office, including talking himself out of a ticket and a DUI.  That’s not to say things can’t be changed, but when you are potentially smarter than your own boss, that could lead to problems.  This could be challenging for Garcia.

Loyalty. Garcia needs to foster a department that is loyal to him, which is going to be tough as an outsider.  His predecessor Jack Ass Harris had loyalty, but it was built on a department of corruption at the senior level.  We recommend a department of loyalty for Garcia at the commander, lieutenant and street cop level, and avoid any loyalty with his assistant chiefs.  If he can quickly garner an alliance with the cops who matter, the rest will fall into place and the current asst. chiefs will crumble.

Kiss our ring. Of course Garcia could meet with us, but until we see some traction and hear more about what he is doing, we wouldn’t be interested and we wouldn’t hold our breath waiting for him.  Wrongs need to be made right before we would have any audience with him and its always on our terms and never his.  Plus like we said earlier, destroying dirty cops is fun and the only thing that will silence us at this point is stacks of $100 bills in a trunk or life long membership in the Detective Heather Cox Armstrong Polombo Maryvale blow job club.

That’s our short list, we encourage the comments to add more and hopefully Garcia will read this and take notice.   Imagine if this was all enacted within the next 30 days, how better we would all be? 
Geez…we might have to launch our sister site GoodPhoenixCops.com to sing Garcia’s praises. 
But only time will tell.

So many before him could have done something and made some great positive changes, but so many chickened out and were cunts.

We are optimistic.  

We learned a long time ago that this is the best time for Garcia.  The first 30-60 days is when any new employee can help an organization and they can be the most insightful – before they start drinking the kool-aid!

And if we had one bit of advice for chief Garcia? 

In order to make an omelette, you have to break a lot of eggs. 
Chief Garcia - make us a great omelette and don't be a douchebag because you will end up here like so many before you.

Phoenix Police Lieutenant David Russell Adams Domestic Violence Charge and Unlawful Imprisonment Conviction from 1997. Proudly Helping Pad the AZ Kidnapping Stats Since 1997!

First off – let’s get one thing straight.  Officer Jennifer Kinsey of the Scottsdale PD is an obnoxious fucking cunt.
 
We sent our records request into Scottsdale for the DR of Phoenix cop and acting PPSLA president David Adams, and received a reply from Scottsdale officer named Jennifer Kinsey, questioning our blogger and his intent.  She stated before should will sign off on the request, and due to the sensitive nature of our request she needed answers to a few questions, like:

• What was the relationship to Dave Adams?
• What type of research was being conducting?
• What will it be used for?

Imagine that! 

Imagine conducting a public records request and she needs to know what it is for, and why?   We were stunned with that level of haughtiness and superiority.  We reminded her and the city of Scottsdale’s legal department that answers to such questions are a privilege - and not a right - and frankly none of their fucking business.  What you will notice in certain sections that officer Jennifer Kinsey pulled a Tovar-esq style move and tried to hide and redact any reference to David Adams being a Phoenix Cop – specifically on pages 3, 6 and 21.  We are going to do a follow up and investigation into her and request a revised "clean" copy - through the courts if necessary.

So here is the DR of your current Phoenix PD PPSLA (Phoenix Police Sergeants and Lieutenants Association) president, Dave Adams.  This goes back to 1997 where he was issued a protective order from his wife and was ultimately charged and convicted of holding her against her will (unlawful imprisonment) - helping the State of Arizona build their kidnapping stats!   Dave Adams is another corrupt piece of shit in the Phoenix PD that shouldn’t be a cop. The conviction alone back in 1997 should have had his peace officer certification taken away from him and he should be working in Walmart.

Dave Adams was a sergeant and a Phoenix motorcycle cop.   There's nothing worse than a motor cop.  They often refer to themselves as the "fighter pilots" of the police force and are arrogant cocksuckers.   Jack Harris was a motor - and an arrogant cocksucker.  Anytime you see a Phoenix motor behind you or in your blind spot, proudly decide to wash your windshield in their honor! The results of unleashing an entire bucket of car wash fluid upon them is classic!

In this DR you will find that Dave was such an overpower arrogant cocksucker, he was accused of:

• Beating his kids with a belt
• Ordering his wife to have sex with him daily (and hyper critical of her oral work)
• Ordering his wife to have an ice tea at the door when he came home
• Locking his wife and kids in the closet (hence the imprisonment charge)
• Allowing his wife only a few set of clothes and ordering her to never buy any other clothes for herself
• Selling her car multiple times so she couldn't leave
• Taking the keys and flattened the tires to the car on several occassions
• Ordering his wife to get rid of the pets
• Hitting his wife on the back of the neck and legs as to not leave marks
• Being an all around cop asshole...

And much, much more!

Much like Jeff Hynes who left in disgrace after being added to BRADY back in 1996, he forgot how his momentary lapse of reason derailed his career.  Jeff's rise as a commander never helped anyone he saw being abused by Jack Harris and the Phoenix PD.  He just played the game, just like Dave Adams. 

Dave forgets where he came from, what was done to him and now proudly hangs his hat with all the other pieces of shit and assclowns in the Phoenix PD.  He has not even once thought to help out any cops that were/are in dire straits like he was – cops like Phil Roberts – and just plays the game like his dumbass predecessor Mark Half-wit Hafkey.  Imagine paying dues to an organization like PPSLA and they won’t even help or support you when you are being blatantly and overtly attacked by your employer??!?  Why pay dues and why join then?

Dave can make a difference now, just like Hynes could have, but chooses to sit by silently. How many docs and investigations alone have shown Sergeant Phil Roberts was and continues to be retaliated against, and PPSLA sits silent.  All the while good cops get throw under the bus by Yahner, Pina and a bunch of other shitbags and continue messing with his dues paying members, yet Dave Adams does nothing.

Remember what Abraham Lincoln said:
"To sin by silence when they should protest, makes cowards of men."

…and judging from what we read here, Phoenix police lieutenant David Adams is a TovarDickweed and a coward who likes to intimidate women and children and now forever exposed and humiliated on the World Wide Web.  David went from being an asshole, to becoming an even bigger asshole, a wife beater and a hostage taker!

Enjoy the read folks and be sure to vote Dave Adams out of PPSLA.  It's 400+ pages of embarassment and disgrace.  We will ensure every Phoenix PD lieutenant and sergeant has this.

Keep in mind while you are reading this:  In DV there’s always a “he said she said” and wives always try to make mountains out of molehills and will out and out lie to get what they want.  But in this report David Adams is shown to be a true assclown.

This appears to be corroborated and supported by all his kids and his neighbors. We have no clue what Dave’s defense is for any of his actions since nowhere did we read or during our research have we heard from anyone who supported Dave.  So it looks like his wife got a second opinion on her blowjobs and found a real man to replace David! 

Maybe Dave Adams should hook up with Scottsdale cop, Jennifer Kinsey.
 
The two might make a great couple.  Last time we looked, an Asshole and a Cunt are close to each other… anatomically speaking.


LINK - CLICK HERE - Phoenix Police officer Lt. David Russell Adams - Arrested and Charged in 1997 for Unlawful Imprisonment

Happy Birthday to Us, Happy Birthday to Us! BadPhoenixCops! Four Years of Excoriating The Worst of the Worst in Phoenix Arizona and There’s No Stopping Us!

We can’t believe that it has been four years since this site and blog were started.

233 Blog posts. 
Over 2,500 comments.
Nearly 1 million viewers and followers.

It’s our Birthday!

We have been destroying, excoriating, vilifying and embarrassing Bad Phoenix Cops and moronic city officials since 2008 - and were damn proud of it!  Our goal and mantra have been the same since day one:  We exposure all their dirty deeds and indiscretions in the most public forum possible.  From their DUIs, to their sexual trysts, to their child molesting sons, to their pock-marked faces - our intent is to make their Phoenix police job…their last job in public service…and to ensure the private sector is aware of the disservice they did to the Phoenix community so they are eminently unemployable.  We do what they do...to so many honest law abiding citizens. We use their own rules, their own ops orders and their own people against them and we have no reason to stop or slow down, until wrongs are made right! We call them assclowns, fucktards and cunts and when a Phoenix motor is riding on our ass, we blast our windshield wiper fluid all over them!

We have no mercy, we have no remorse, we carry no guilt, we have no conscience, we subscribe to no religion, we hold nothing sacred, and we have zero respect for any cop labeled and listed on this blog. We received veiled threats on a weekly basis.  When they threaten us with legal action, our noose just gets tighter and it gets worse and more public for them. We publish everything, redact nothing and let the public know it all.   We can’t be stopped and our forces grow stronger every month.  There's only thing that will shut down this site; lots of cops getting fired and indicted…and of course lots of money to buy this website.

So in true Birthday fashion we will be hosting our annual Spring Birthday Happy Hour to gather with our friends.  Let's celebrate our success and the demise of Jack Harris and all other dirty shitbags in the Phoenix PD.  We will be handing out free jars of Tovar peanut butter to all who attend.

We won’t post the address here, but if you are interested in attending, hit us up on the Hushmail email BadPhoenixCops@hushmail.com  and spread the word. You can also contact the good cops in the Phoenix PD as they will know.  Bring a friend, bring yourself, or bring your own jar of peanut butter!   The first few rounds are on us! 

Also feel free to invite a Tovar (even the molester), invite a Pina (either the really fat one or the little one featured to the left) , invite a Harris or and Anderson and we will tell them EXACTLY what we publish here, right to their face, as we get loaded with vodka!

One more thing...Fuck Mike Polombo and his dumb cunt wife Heather!

David Cavasos: Why On Earth Would You Hire Gerald Richard into a Position Working for the new Chief? Richard Was the Man Who Ran The Employment Bureau When Louie Tovar Junior Applied to Become a Cop and Was Going Through His Peanut Butter Phase!

Gerald Richard. 

The name is synonymous with stupidity, ineptitude and every bad cop on this blog.  Just look at that forehead!  You could watch a fullscreen movie on that thing!  His head looks like when actors cover their hair and pretend they are bald!

Gerald Richard fucked up more stuff in the Phoenix PD so they moved him out and he found a job in the Attorney General’s Office.

Since Cavasos wants some diversity in the Phoenix PD and to appease the black community, he is paying Gerald Richard upwards of $120-130K a year to be a black liason to incoming Chief Garcia – and Garcia doesn’t even know about this!   One would think an incoming chief would want to create and have input on this position...No?


As a matter of fact no one knows about this – so yet again – we posted it here first and Cavasos is scambling to figure out how we know.

Now were not saying this position isn’t need, and there probably should be a liaison with the black community in Phoenix…but Gerald Richard?  The only worse black cop you could have is Chris Crockett – the man with 14 kids and no wives to speak of, and has more DVs against than Chris Brown!  Crockett makes OJ Simpson look good.  Crockett is such a fuckup, after they put him in charge of South Mountain - he had the cops called out to his house the next day on a DV.   Black criminals from the Projects look up to Chris Crockett and admire the way he abuses women!

But Gerald Richard?

If you haven’t experience Gerald Richard – well get ready for a ride on the short bus.  It will be like the Special Olympics took over City Hall!

Gerald Richard is about as useful as a dick flavored lollipop.   Gerald Richard will ultimately fuck something up.   He will make incoming Chief Garcia look like an assclown, undoubtedly before Garcia even arrives.  Gerald Richard isn’t fit to lick butter from our ass.  Imagine paying this useless fuckstick $120K-$130K per year, in our budget shortfall?   Can’t we hire more street cops for this money to support the black community or does this just make too much sense, Mr. Cavasos?  What an insult to the black community.

To make matters worse and since the public relations position was fucked up so badly by Murray Andy Anderson, they are having a girl from the Aviation department handle public relations for incoming chief Garcia.

It appears the city of Phoenix has money to spend to correct all the fuckups from the previous administration - most of whom are still there with names like Yahner, Montgomery and Pina - assistant chiefs who helped destroy the PPD, yet still maintain a multi 6 figure salaries!

But to make a further mistake by putting Gerald Richard in charge of anything is just pissing money away.  There's so many more qualified people for this liaison position like Andrew Zimmerman and members of the KKK.

Gerald Richard?  Really?   Geez Cavasos must be really inept and desperate and don't conduct any due dilegence or history checks.  We also will have a blog posting on how while driving the suicide lanes in Phoenix, Cavasos used his power and influence to get out of a ticket.  We also heard that about a year and a 1/2 ago, Cavasos was stopped for a DUI by the Phoenix PD and allowed to drive home! 

And how does this story come full circle?  When Louie Adrian Tovar III was having his dog lick peanut butter from his balls and fondling little boys, take one guess who was the division commander over the Phoenix PD Employment Bureau and helped in the cover up?  Yep - you guessed it!  The fucktard Gerald Richard.  

These dirty cops are all interconnected like a Bizzaro Dicken's novel.

Wait until PLEA finds out…and the incoming police chief...and Phoenix city council. 

But they can read this blog to find out before you tell them.  Oh - and we sent an email to incoming chief Garcia tonight.

The Amazing Lengths The Phoenix PD Will Go To Cover Something Up. Let's Not Charge A Child Molester - But Rather - Let's Charge A Cop For Not Reporting It!

As we said at the end of our last Blog, the Phoenix PD will go through some incredible lengths to protect their own and lay blame on someone else, not from the inner circle of former police chief Jack Ass Harris.

Meet Phoenix police officer Aaron Thomas.  We hear Aaron isn't a bad cop, but the Phoenix PD sure wanted him to be.

When the public records request on Skippy peanut butter investor Louie Adrian Tovar fell into our hands, we received the entire criminal investigation into Officer Thomas.

What was this for? 

Incredibly, his failure and the failure of his subordinate to report child molestation and sex crimes to authorities.

Click the links here to see how they tried to railroad this guy.  We'll explain "the why" below.

LINK - PART 1 - Aaron Thomas Criminal Investigation

LINK - PART 2 - Aaron Thomas PSB Investigation (Internal Affairs)


All Police officers since the early 1960s, along with all doctors are required by law to report any notion of sexual molestation to authorities. Naturally this law does not apply to any members of the Tovar family who are Phoenix cops, namely commander Louie Tovar and his brother sergeant Mark Tovar.  They don’t need to report anything since the self admitted molester Louie Adrian Tovar was Louie Tovar's own son and Mark’s nephew. Also at this time, commander Louie Tovar ran the sex crimes division and would have to launch an investigation into his own kid.  But for all other cops and doctors, it is a Felony to not report crimes against children.  So to lay blame, the Phoenix PD launched an internal and criminal investigation into Aaron Thomas.

The story is bizarre because Aaron Thomas was the supervising officer to Steve Checketts and really didn't have any direct interaction with Louie Adrian Tovar, BUT technically was the supervisor and the only one left to blame.  Steve Checketts was the cop working with employment services and the one who should have reported the molestation; the true fall guy. We will never know if he did or did not report the crimes.  Unfortunately (or fortunately for the Tovars) Steve Checketts died in 2006 while receiving a hand-job at a massage parlor. 

No seriously. 

He died of a heart attack at a massage parlor a day after he retired from the PPD.   The rub-n-tug turned into a rub-n-cardiac. He both came and went at the same time.


No one is supposed to know this, but we do. Now wouldn’t that be the photo to use in a Christmas party PowerPoint!!?? It’s entirely possible Checketts did report this to commander Tovar of the sex crimes bureau, but commander Tovar would have hid it because it was his own kid.

Since dead men tell no tales and since shit rolls upstream; they needed a fall guy, hence this bogus, smoke screen investigation into Aaron Thomas.

This is a fairly comprehensive investigation.  We only wish Louie Adrian Tovar’s investigation was this thorough and this public.  

Notice how the Phoenix PD didn’t redact anything in these reports related to Aaron Thomas?

They redacted the names of the victims (which they should) but what's bizarre is how the Phoenix PD took full liberties to redact commander Louie Tovar’s name, sergeant Mark Tovar’s name and the sexual predator who committed the crimes – Louie Adrian Tovar III. 

The only name you see in these reports are Aaron Thomas and not the perp, his dad or his uncle?  Why?  Are they afforded some special priviledge that the rest of us are not?


Crazy.  Don’t you think?  We think it's a wee bit fucked up, but then again nothing surprises us with these creep and crooks known as the Phoenix PD.

There is something rotten in Denmark and the Phoenix PD aren’t talking about it and are definitely trying to hide it.

Read the Latest on the Tovar Papers – Attorney Joel Robbins Sends a Cease and Desist to A Blogger Who Doesn’t Own The Site! The Tovar Family of Cops Keeps Losing With This One!

It still amazes us to this day.  It has been almost four years since this site has been up and running;  destroying and vilifying dirty, rotten, cops in the Phoenix PD - and these guys still don’t get it or understand the Internet.  More money wasted on lawyers and all that’s going to happen is it’s going to get worse and more public for them. 

Read the letter from attorney Joel Robbins and see Jeff’s reply putting this douche in his place.  Joel Robbins doesn't realize any correspondence he sends, will be sent to us and posted.  Nothing is secret, no protections given, no special deals made - unless people are giving us dirt on BadPhoenixCops.  There's more blog below the letter - so scroll down and keep reading.

Joel Robbins Cease and Desist Letter to BadPhoenixCops.com


It is interesting how Joel Robbins won’t disclose who he is representing (yet we can all surmise) and is more interested in saving face then seeing that a child molester is put in jail.  And he makes the salacious claim that this blog disclosed the names of the victims here? 

Really?   Where? 

We have never disclosed the victim’s names and don’t care to know the kids names.  Anyone who is a father or a mother in Arizona is a victim while this predator is on the loose.   We think Joel Robbins needs to give up and get a life and find some better clients to represent.  We know this economy sucks but he needs a better screening process.

What’s getting better is this story on Louie Adrian Tovar’s police application.   His subsequent admission to molesting kids and dog sex is getting both interesting and disturbing.    Not only does the DR (police report) abruptly end in April 2009 with the investigating cop getting a promotion, but there is no follow up and no file within the county prosecutor’s office. 

Nothing.  It just ends. With no follow through.

It’s as if the case simply vanished into thin air after April, 2009.

We are working with current and former sex crimes cops, attorneys and the media and no one is finding anything after April, 2009.  After reading the DR our phone was ringing off the hook with sex crimes cops inquiring with, “WTF????”  What a sweet deal Louie Adrian Tovar got!  Hmmm.  Let’s see….Molest kids, view child porn, smear peanut butter on your dick for Fido,  tell the cops, wait three years, view more child porn, tell the cops again and nothing happens to you.

Wow.  What a great deal and a great city we live in. Welcome to Phoenix Chief Garcia!   Enjoy cleaning up this mess known as the Phoenix PD or as we call them assclowns, fucktards and creeps. 

We have no clue which cop you will pick as your executive chief, but here’s a hint PICK NO ONE FROM THE PHOENIX PD. There isn’t an honest, admirable soul left with any integrity since none of them have the balls to stand up and fix things.  Any man who works in the Phoenix PD who is a father should be enraged at this juncture. Chief Garcia you will want a person of action and a GSD (Get Shit Done) exec to support you.  What does this whole story tell you? Where are all those cops who were competing for your job, touting their experience, leadership and capabilities?  Where are they now?  Have they contacted you? 

We doubt it.

For Louie Adrian Tovar III, it must be nice to have had your father in charge of child sex crimes and your uncle at the Academy while you are molesting kids.  What happens if your father is in charge of homeland security, burglary or vice?   Do we get to freely plant bombs, steal shit and bang whores without consequence?

Rumors were flying that maybe Louie Adrian Tovar took a plea or maybe the case was sealed, but there would be a record of this too.  We would be able to see, “Case was sealed by Judge Effing Moron,” but after consulting several attorneys and having them look and ask; not even this exists.  There would also be more of a trail after April, 2009 including a pediatrician’s report that verifies the ages of the kids in the porn, a grand jury, an indictment and a host of other things in a file from the prosecutor’s office.  But there is no file in the prosecutor’s office.  This leads us to believe this went nowhere and Louie Adrian Tovar got off, not only on little kids and puppies, but without consequence because of the job his dad and uncle hold.

Also Jeff is correct, A.R.S. § 13-705 has mandatory sentencing, mandatory sex offender registration and lifetime probation – none of which appear to exist with Louie Adrian Tovar III – son of Phoenix commander Louie Andrew Tovar and nephew of sergeant Mark Tovar who works at the Academy. 
When we view the metrics and visitors for BadPhoenixCops.com…

• We see the Department of Justice view this site.
• We see the FBI views this site.
• We see MCSO views this site.
• We see Homeland Security views this site.
• We see people in the Dallas PD view this site.
• We see people in Arizona government view this site.
• We see people in the county prosecutor’s office view this site.

And society wonders why cops get no respect and why people hate cops?   If this blatant corruption and cover up didn’t exist, there wouldn’t be this website and blog.

Fix problems like this and society might surprise you.

You want to know how fucked up the Phoenix PD is? 

They put more effort into investigating the officers for NOT reporting this, then into prosecuting the individual who did the molestation!!! They wanted a fall guy other than Louie Adrian Tovar!

Don't believe us?   Then wait for our next blog, later this week.

An Anonymous Letter is Sent to Us On the Tovar Molestation Case

We received this letter. 

It speaks volumes as to what is going on within the Phoenix PD.  Clearly this person is on the inside.

We know the Tovars are pissed, thinking this was all behind them.

We know their attorney Joel Robbins is scrambling and livid at what we are doing - undoubtedly because he made empty promises that he could keep all these indescretions hidden, but couldn't.  (better get your money back Louie and Mark)

Last week we did a public records request for all of Mark Tovar’s and Louie Tovar’s emails for the past 90 days.  Let's see what they have been saying about this.

Our investigation, our public records requests and blogs won’t stop until we figure out how and why a child molester roams the streets with being listed on any list or doing any prison time.

If Louie Adrian Tovar III from Glendale, AZ got the deal of the lifetime, we want to know why? We will bribe whomever we need to bribe, bring to court whomever we need to, and file special actions to get to the bottom of it and get our answers.

If you are disgusted and would like to contact the incoming chief newly appointed from Dallas, TX - his phone number is 214-671-3921.

Daniel Garcia
Daniel.Garcia@DPD.DallasCityHall.com

We also have his cell phone, but will use it for our own purposes.
Anonymous Tovar Letter

Phoenix Names new Police Chief - He Starts On May 7, 2012 and his email is Daniel.Garcia@DPD.DallasCityHall.com

Phoenix has named the new police chief.  He comes from Dallas, Texas and is named Daniel Garcia.  Chief Garcia starts on May 7th and is negotiating his comp with Zuercher and Cavasos, as this is typed.

Welcome aboard!!  If you want to email him and tell him all about the BadPhoenixCops in the Phoenix PD his email is Daniel.Garcia@DPD.DallasCityHall.com

Chief Garcia?   Do the right thing and fire the following worthless assclowns.  All they will ever do is bring you down and humiliate you. 

Not "put them on leave fired"in a Jeff Gordon-esq manor,  we mean Donald Trump - here's a cardboard box, get the fuck out, fired!  Shit canned.  Kicked to the curb. 

Louie Tovar
Sandy Renteria
Anthony Brokaw
Steve Boeck
Mike Polombo
Heather Polombo
Theron Quaas
Joe Knott
Tracey Montgomery
Jim Pina
Benny Pina
Joe Yahner
Louie Tovar - Again because he's so stupid and raised a child molester
Benny Pina - Again because there is almost two of him
Mike Polombo - Again because he is a sissy, dumb gumba, who can't count to 21...naked.
Heather Polombo - Because she is a cunt and has seen more dick than a urinal at Chase Field.

Fire these worthless Pieces Of Shit and see how nice we will be and how supportive we will be.