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Friday, June 8, 2012

The Newly Appointed Chief Grows a Set! And Don’t You Dare Call Him Danny Boy!

From what we hear, the newly appointed chief Garcia is instilling mass amounts of discipline in his meetings and is growing a nice set of balls!   Sources tell us:

• Don’t you dare call him Dan, Danny or be singing O' Danny Boy.  You address him as chief or chief Garcia and the first name bullshit is out the door.  He expects the same of all his command staff.

• Poor Joe Klima can’t drive a motorcycle anymore and got a new asshole torn into him. What good is a leader on a bike? 

• Chief Garcia has assigned seating in the meetings.  This is making everyone uncomfortable.

• Telling everyone that the night Duty Commander position will be done by everyone, for one week so that everyone can feel the pain of working from 7PM-7AM for seven consecutive days.  Crying sissy bitches can go whine to the master of all sissy bitches, sergeant Mike "Potato Head" Polombo.

• Telling the group that all the committees assigned to make decisions are pointless (and as we have learned - they're rigged), and that he will make the decisions. Chief Garcia realizes that management by committee is paralysis by over analysis and a load of horseshit.

• That DUIs of officers is automatic termination and not some bullshit 10 hour suspension and investigation.

...And that lots of other changes are coming!


But words are just that – WORDS

We want some action - and not action in a Maryvale parking lot!

We like what we hear but until we see these changes and start seeing people fired and investigations started on the Tovar molestation cover up, Lauri Burgett, the dumb Polombos, Quaas and all the other crimes that are covered up by the creeps in the Phoenix PD, we will continue our shock and awe on the Phoenix PD. Until we see people like assistant chiefs Jim Pina and Tracy Montgomery tossed to the curb like the pieces of shit they are…then it’s all WORDS and tough guy talk.

But we still like what we hear!
Chief Garcia:  Next meeting you should send out Montgomery to “fetch” you some coffee or send Pina to pick up your dry cleaning.   You should also give everyone the speech about how, You don't get your money, where you get your honey...One doesn't shit, where they eat...One shouldn't dip their pen in the company ink... and if any of them are caught fucking, fingering, blowing, eating, kissing, groping, humping or shagging one another in the Phoenix PD - especially at the command level - they will be Donald-Trump-Terminated.  Montgomery will probably queef when she hears this!  Make sure she is seated front and center at that announcement!

BTW chief - Have you met the other Pina yet – el gordo Benny Pina? 



Conduct a fitness test and offer him $50 for every unassisted push up, pull up or sit up he can do in exec staff. It's his choice on which one he can do.  Have a paramedic on stand-by.  Don’t worry chief, you won’t be paying out any money.  Then tell them, “If a commander looks like this fat, sloppy mess, how would you expect a precinct of officers to be in tip-top shape?” Then put Gordo Benny on a low carb diet with a physical every week. 

Good luck Chief!  We like what we see thus far!

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Commander Benny Pina, below is an e-mail he sent all of his sergeants and lieutenants this week. Looks like Benny was suffering from a severe sugar rush when he wrote this. Probably should have re-read it before pushing "send".

I really like Benny's line in his signature,

"http:Jitwitter.com/#!IPPDEspanol"

Benny can't speak Spanish. What is he trying to prove here? Does he want Chief Gracia to think he is a Spanish speaker? Jim Pina can't speak Spanish either. Lose them both. They are mexican imposters.

Chief Gracia needs to demote Jim Pina and replace him with a REAL SPANISH SPEAKER! Someone who can speak the Spanish slang real hispanics use so he can communicate with these community groups. If he doesn't do it soon, he will wish he had when another mexican is shot by a white officer and the hispanic community goes nuts. Who are you gonna send out Chief Garcia...Gerald Richard? Jim Pina? Benny Pina? Anthony Vasquez? None of these guys can speak the language. They were brough up in white class homes.

Chief Gracia, don't send Jim Pina or any of these nutsacks out to any Hispanic groups. These guys can't speak anymore Spanish than your daughter's boy toy! Get a real Spanish speaker on the 4th floor before it is too late!

Benny's e-mail will be in the next post since it is too large for one post.

Anonymous said...

From: Pina, Benny

Sent: Wednesday,May 30,2012 1:41PM

From: Pina, Benny

Sent: Wednesday,May 30,2012 1:41pm

To: 900 Lt's Group; Vazquez, Rolando; Winchester, Anthony; Huskisson, Brad; Harkins, Eric; Zopf, Eric; Marotta, Frank; Brandenberger, Jeff; Farrior, Jeffrey; Laird, Kenneth; Hoeve, Michael; Marconi, Pete; Hernandez, Rodrigo; Parks, Stacey; Rother, Steven; Leister, Thomas; Dunn, Toby; Gatlin, William; Barrett, Adam; Aurelius, Jason; Combs, Mike; Jimenez, Nicholas; Leyvas, Rick; Louis, Timo; Manning, Wilson

Cc: McClelland, Blake

Subject: My message

I have been wrestling for the correct words to send in this message because I am not pleased with the performance of the employees assigned this precinct, and want to make sure Ioffend those that need to be offended, while not getting everyone in a lather if you think you are doing your job. That being stated, we all can get better.

We have lost our way, both as individuals and as a group. I see that all of us, including myself, have been focused for far too long on what the organization is going to look like, without seeing what it has become.

No longer are we doing the little things to make certain our role in society is accomplished. Instead, we have become obsessed with our own needs, and it is going to cost us dearly in the long run. We have been lucky that none of our officers have been severely injured, but Ifear that we are headed down that path if we do not take corrective action. Our concept of safety is based on being a disciplined organization. It is your responsibility to insure that the officers are not taking unnecessary risks and operating as a disciplined team. Challenge yourself and determine whether you think you have a disciplined, proficient squad or team.

(To be cont'd on next post. Message to large for one post)

Anonymous said...

Benny Pina's e-mail continued:


I understand the impact of the 3/13schedule, but at some point, we still have a job to do. To give you an example of what I am talking about, station entries are not getting done, lieutenants are not briefing the next shift on what occurred during the previous shift, notifications to me are minimal, radio does not know which supervisor is on a call, and supervisors are monitoring too much rather than responding. We have allowed our officers to be call takers, masters at the #2 disposition, and armed report writers. We have few true investigators. We should be challenging ourselves and our employees to solve the cases they are investigating, or at least share the information with the rest of the precinct, sister squads, other shifts, NET or their squad mates until we have someone in custody. This takes coordinating the dissemination of information and the focus of everyone on one goal of providing police service.

Most of the complaints that come through me deal with a general lack of listening to the people that ask us for help. The officers must be challenged to provide a higher level of service, with a greater amount of professionalism. I know this firsthand from getting the complaint, as well as all of you that have paid me a visit to tell me about the deficiency of others. It is clear to me that we are not working as a team. Too many people are not taking an active role in correcting poor performance.

Chief Garcia has started his tenure by discussing the concept of "Policing with a Purpose". Essentially, the challenge is for the management of the department, and every supervisor is a part of management, to direct the activities of the officers. We are all to leave nothing to the imagination. Instead, the future operation of the precincts will be focused on a monthly plan with specific goals and objectives for the officers to accomplish during the shift. He has stated that "random patrols return random results."

I am asking you to leave nothing to chance. Assume nothing and guarantee everything. Direct the operation of your squad and insure they are sharing information on calls with outstanding suspects. Make sure the follow up investigation is started if there is sufficient information. Make certain they are enforcing traffic laws and documenting every call appropriately. Complete the arrest reviews and inspect the prisoners for injuries. Handle and document citizen complaints appropriately and in a timely manner.

Finally, talk to one another and share information, both on criminal cases and internal issues. Believe it or not, but these basic issues are not being accomplished daily.

I will forward more information as it becomes available, and do your part to quell rumors.

All of this starts with me. You will see me more on calls and monitoring traffic, at all hours. Iwill take immediate corrective action when necessary and voice my expectations to everyone.

We will all improve.....now!

Your good friend,

Cmdr. Benny Cactus Park_ Precinct benny.pina@phoenix.gov http://www.phoenix.govlpolicelindex.html http://twitter.comlphoenixpolice http:Jitwitter.com/#!IPPDEspanol

Anonymous said...

The last blog talked about what an ass-can Mark Hafkey was when he was PPSLA president. Mark is now a stewardess travelling "abroad."

According to this link, over 90% of male flight attendants are gay.

http://www.chacha.com/question/what-percent-of-boy-flight-attendents-are-gay

I am not suggesting Mark Hafkey is homosexual but this site sure makes me think about it.

Anonymous said...

Timo Louis is working for Benny Pina? Wasn't this the guy who got off for raping that girl? Wasn't this Louis' kid?

Amazing.

Anonymous said...

Why did you remove Chief Garcia's picture? Just curious.......dang this site is better than any soap opera on TV.

Sent Via Hushmail said...

STINKY TRACY SAYS:

CAN GET A LIST GOING OF ALL THE SUBORDINATE GASH THAT CHIEF TRACY MONTGOMERY HAS LICKED SINCE SHE HAS BEEN AT LT, COMMANDER AND ASSISTANT CHIEF ?

ANOTHER FUN IST WOULD BE TO SEE HOW MANY OF THE GASHES THAT HAVE BEEN LICKED HAVE HAD DISCIPLINE ISSUES SWEPT UNDER THE "CARPET" (PUN INTENDED) BECAUSE TRACY WOULD BE EXPOSED FOR HER INNAPROPRIATE SEXUAL CONDUCT WITH YOUNG, IMPRESSIONABLE, SUBBORDINATE FEMALES ON THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

CHIEF MONTGOMERY SPENT 10 GRAND TO ONE OF THOSE REPUTATION SAVING WEB SITES. THIS BLOG BARELY SHOWES WHEN YOU GOOGLE HER. CAN WE FIIX THAT ISSUE FOR HER?.

CAN WE GET COMMANDER JOE KLIMA TO BRUSH AND CLEAN HIS TEETH? THEY ARE GREEN, VERY GREEN AND STINKY !

Sent Via Hushmail said...

BPC, Scadden, the DUI dude also got the the chick from ADL pregnant. Any way we can find out if she had his kid or if his wife knows about it?

Sent Via said...

Would you guys consider taking down Harris' photos and posting photo's of Montgomery, Pina, the Peanut butter family (Louis and Mark Tovar), All of them HATE seeing the names. Imagine how much they would love seeing big photos of themselves at the top of the page every day?

Anonymous said...

And the Polombos, and that lying, two faced Klima, Quass, and some more potato head shots.

God help this department and the City I'd Klima gets any sort of promotion.

And some more balloon Knott shots.

A gala of photos with quotes of what all of these corrupt, power hungry, lying "peace officers" have done to this City would be an eye opener for Chief Garcia.

badphoenixcops(at)hushmail.com said...

To the comment about Tracy Montgomery spending money to reputation.com – All we can do is laugh. More wasted money.

Lauri Burgett tried the same thing a few months ago. It only works temporarily. You can Google and Bing both of them and our rankings are pretty high. All the photos on this blog still appear.

Reputation.com is a waste of money and you need to continue pay them for all eternity, but that’s assuming you have one bad thing to hide. If you continually have a site like BPC vilifying your name and excoriating your reputation as a dirty worthless cop, then you are fucked. But of course these two stupid cunts don’t even realize this and spend thousands of dollars for nothing!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Tracy Montgoemry, here is a good one.

Tracy is real upset about seeing her name on BPC all the time. Apparently she is concerned that some of her Honor Guard antics with her "friends" is going to be exposed and Chief Garcia will come down on her like a lesbian on a furry rug.

Tracy was overheard telling her "friends (lesbians?)" they need to be careful what they say and to who. Tracy told her Honor Guard "friends" to keep things within the "inner circle." Inner circle she says? You mean their vaginas?

I wonder if Tracy told her Honor Guard subordinate "freinds" (ex-lovers?) this since she is afraid the blogger is going to write Chief Garcia and ask for a investigation based upon what was recently posted about Tracy and "her" Honor Guard. Is Tracy asking her "inner circle" to hold back if there is a investigation?

Makes you wonder!

Anonymous said...

Check this out.

Am I the only one who notices Tracey Montgomery is actually coming to work on a regular basis?

Am I the only one who notices Tracey does not make her commanders attend meetings for her anymore? She is actually going herself!

Am I the only one who notices Tracey can actually be found in her office durig the day?

Am I the only one who sees Tracey follow Chief Garcia around like a lost puppy dog?

Word is Chief Gracia changes meeting times throughout the day to catch the assistant chiefs off guard. I wonder if he knows Tracey is coming to the meetings because of this?

Why couldn't Chief Yahner figure things out like this? He had to know how often Tracey was going to college classes near some snatch's house in California ON CITY BUSINESS TIME! Maybe Yahner would be the chief had he held people accountable? Naw, he is white and not a homosexual. He never stood a chance.

Tracey had better not spent any money on reputations.com. Just Google her Images. Photos of here and her girlfriends pop up all over the place. Repuations.com must have missed this?

Tracey, am I in your Inner Circle? The bigger question is whether or not Chief Garcia is permitted into your Inner Circle?

Anonymous said...

I hear Commander Mike Parra (BPC be sure to tag his name so reputations.com struggles to get his name off the Internet) is going around with his chest puffed out (Or is that his belly? Maybe his girlie titties?) telling everyone Chief Gracia supports his throwing PLEA out of Maryvale Precinct. Grow some balls Joe Clure. Don't stand down and allow Parra to make a fool of you. Stand your ground and let David Cavasoz hear you. If he won't go to a City Council Meeting and let them hear you. If they won't go to ABC 15 Dave Biscobing. He will listen intently.

Joe Clure, are you part of Tracy Montgomery's inner circle?

Anonymous said...

Mike Parra put his boy weiner in a fellow FBI academy students inner circle and he now has a baby to raise.

Anonymous said...

Truth be told, Parra cancelled the meeting because PLEA refused to leave. I thought they stood their ground well. Then commander went and got his panties in a ruffle and called it off. I'm sure there were some things he wanted to cover/say that PLEA as well as other higher ups may not have agreed with or supported... Thanks PLEA for coming out and making commander look foolish.

Anonymous said...

I just read the May 2012 Retirement Board minutes. I review these each month since they affect us all.

Stan Hoover, why do you have to be such a cock at these meetings? Almost every paragraph starts with "Lt. Hoover said..."

Stanton, you are a fucking asshole! Know one at Mtn. Park Pct. respects you. We laugh at you, you overweight, bald sexual harrasser while you were in PSB with your fat ass buddy Jim Pina.

Yes, we all know what you did to a sergeant under you, You sexually harrassed her and were kicked out of PSB, you fuck! Anyone else would have been fired but your asshole buddy, Jim Pina, protected you. You are both smelly, overweight, bald, dickless, poorly dressed pieces of shit.

Now you think you can make decisions on officers which will affect their life forever?

You are a fat piece of shit. You and Mark Hafkey look alike, and act alike. Quit fucking with fellow officers. Go kill yourself. Please?

Anonymous said...

Take in easy Anon. Everyone knows what a two faced, sexually charged piece of shit Lieutenant Stanton "Stan the Man" Hoover is. His boss is one of the most respected commanders in the PD. He knows all about Stan. He knows how shift 1 hates Stan. I am confident he will filet Stan like a freshly caught tuna once Stan fucks up. Chief Garcia knows Stans history in PSB. Let things play out. Stan will fuck up. Stan's history proves this. I do agree Stan and Mark Hafkey are cut out of the same cloth but it looks like Hafkey is now a stewardess. Does this mean Stan will become a "fluffer" at gay porno movie sets? Be careful you young 700 officers. Fluffer alert!

Anonymous said...

Good luck and best wishes Chief...you definitely have your work cut out for you! Until things are miraculously transformed, the "PRIDE" of the Phoenix PD actually stands for:

P - Perversion
R - Retailiation
I - Investigation
D - Defamation
E - Evasion

Not only are you faced with an internal circus freak show, but the citizens of this lovely city are down right DISGUSTED with your bogus operation which invokes about as much confidence and security as the KKK and the Mexican Mafia.

It sure seems timely to start demoting the bottom feeding bafoons like Penny Pina and Ms. Chick with a Dick Tracy Montgomery (who graduated from UOP in 1966 according to her thesis LOL!)