Happy Birthday to Us, Happy Birthday to Us! BadPhoenixCops! Four Years of Excoriating The Worst of the Worst in Phoenix Arizona and There’s No Stopping Us!

We can’t believe that it has been four years since this site and blog were started.

233 Blog posts. 
Over 2,500 comments.
Nearly 1 million viewers and followers.

It’s our Birthday!

We have been destroying, excoriating, vilifying and embarrassing Bad Phoenix Cops and moronic city officials since 2008 - and were damn proud of it!  Our goal and mantra have been the same since day one:  We exposure all their dirty deeds and indiscretions in the most public forum possible.  From their DUIs, to their sexual trysts, to their child molesting sons, to their pock-marked faces - our intent is to make their Phoenix police job…their last job in public service…and to ensure the private sector is aware of the disservice they did to the Phoenix community so they are eminently unemployable.  We do what they do...to so many honest law abiding citizens. We use their own rules, their own ops orders and their own people against them and we have no reason to stop or slow down, until wrongs are made right! We call them assclowns, fucktards and cunts and when a Phoenix motor is riding on our ass, we blast our windshield wiper fluid all over them!

We have no mercy, we have no remorse, we carry no guilt, we have no conscience, we subscribe to no religion, we hold nothing sacred, and we have zero respect for any cop labeled and listed on this blog. We received veiled threats on a weekly basis.  When they threaten us with legal action, our noose just gets tighter and it gets worse and more public for them. We publish everything, redact nothing and let the public know it all.   We can’t be stopped and our forces grow stronger every month.  There's only thing that will shut down this site; lots of cops getting fired and indicted…and of course lots of money to buy this website.

So in true Birthday fashion we will be hosting our annual Spring Birthday Happy Hour to gather with our friends.  Let's celebrate our success and the demise of Jack Harris and all other dirty shitbags in the Phoenix PD.  We will be handing out free jars of Tovar peanut butter to all who attend.

We won’t post the address here, but if you are interested in attending, hit us up on the Hushmail email BadPhoenixCops@hushmail.com  and spread the word. You can also contact the good cops in the Phoenix PD as they will know.  Bring a friend, bring yourself, or bring your own jar of peanut butter!   The first few rounds are on us! 

Also feel free to invite a Tovar (even the molester), invite a Pina (either the really fat one or the little one featured to the left) , invite a Harris or and Anderson and we will tell them EXACTLY what we publish here, right to their face, as we get loaded with vodka!

One more thing...Fuck Mike Polombo and his dumb cunt wife Heather!

Jack "Ass" Harris Really Sucks - But Here's A Video About a Great Cop in Maryvale Who is Doing Things Right!

As you know, we own the URL http://www.goodphoenixcops.com/ and occassionally we come across some great examples of leadership and the future in the PPD, once the DOJ comes in and wipes away Jack Ass Harris and all the morons they call Asst. Chiefs.

We came across this video on KPHO web site
http://www.kpho.com/video/18860861/index.html

So it appears Commander Tim Hampton is doing something right.

We love Tim's quote, "We all have our own Philosophy," in reply to the question, "Why aren't all Commanders doing this?" - which meant lowering crime and managing like a true leader would.

We all know what Louie Tovar is doing when he can't figure out how to hang up the phone or go after innocent citizens. (BTW...How's your son doing Louie? Is he applying at Tutor Time now?)

Now Tim we know you read this site and BPC would love to endorse you as our new Chief of Police - you appear to be doing everything right and going against the grain of your Chief Jack Ass. We heard Blake McClellan couldn't cut the mustard as Chief in Tucson, so they passed on Blake in their search. There is simply no one under the Jack Ass who can lead, manage or take over and run this city as it should be run.

We fear though that any endorsement on our part would have SID and Detective Quass (#6457), raiding your home, taking all your laptops, and doing a full search for Potato Heads and Name Plates. Quass might also detain all the people in your house for 3 hour, take your kids computers, unlawfully imprison them - all to appease a former maryvale cop that used to satisfy your patrolmen in your Maryvale parking lot.

...So we won't officially and publically endorse you Tim, to save you and your family from harm. Keep up the good work Tim, we need more like you and we hear that many admire your style and determination.

Just do us all a favor and don't hire Heather back because it appears you can motivate your staff using tried and true leadership methods and not just through lip service - pun intended!

Tracy Montgomery and Pictures From Facebook

So this is a picture pulled from FaceBook of Asst. Chief Tracy Montgomery of the Phoenix PD and her new girlfriend. This was taken earlier in the month.

Now many, many of you wanted to see this because rumors were flying that Tracey's new girlfriend was "smokin hot."





Well...There's Playboy Hot,


Stripper Hot, Porn Hot, Scottsdale Hot among many other "Hot" varieties.












We don't know who this girl is, but at best she might be "Work Hot."

Tracy is definitely batting above her average compared to this last photo - and boy does she get around with the ladies in the PPD and the County Prosecutors Office.

We have seen what roams the floors of the PPD and the County Attorney's office, and there's a whole group of people who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Here's a photo of Andrew Thomas our County Attorney who has never prosecuted a Felony Case in his career. No kidding!! This Assclown has never even seen a Felony, and he edits his own Wikipedia page to make himself look good.

Check it out

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-02-28/news/andrew-thomas-maricopa-county-s-top-prosecutor-burnishes-his-wikipedia-page/

We just found out that he withheld evidence in one of our most important cases in Phoenix. Maybe we can get him impeached on that one!

This was what Candy Ass Thomas used to look like with his 1970's era porn mustache. See any resemblance?

It's Not St. Patrick's Day - It's Steve Soha "the Dumb Drunk Friend of Jack Harris" Day!

So everyone go have a drink, get into a bar fight on Mill Ave., and while your friend is talking to the cops - sneak out the back door and drive home drunk - and then lie about it!

If everyone remembers it was on St. Patrick's Day that Lieutenant Steve Soha of the Phoenix Police Department was pulled over for a DUI. While he vehemently denied it and claims he was being framed, he plead guilty and spent a day in jail - without telling anyone on the PPD! oh Yeah...and he's a long time buddy of Jack Harris.

http://www.uslaw.com/library/Criminal_Law/Phoenix_Arizona_Police_Officer_Steve_Soha_Left_Charges_Citation_Drunk_.php?item=92484

http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2008/03/24/20080324abrk-policedui0324-ON.html

What a true winner and he's still a cop!

We can tell you personally Steve that as citizens in Phoenix, we are very proud to have you carrying a gun, representing the honor guard and protecting us.

Just one question... if we were in a "sticky situation" would you help us out the back door? We would like to know which Operational Order that is...

Here's a toast to you Steve Soha! It must be tough going through life when all you see is this:








...And we can thank chief Jack Ass Harris and our own tax dollars for having a personal chauffeur driving you to/from work everyday while you had your license suspended for a DUI!

Here's to many, many more DUIs and Bar Fights.

One of your fellow AssClown Lieutenants named Joe "Balloon" Knott is looking for some missing nameplates.

Perhaps you know where they are?

The Nameplate Witch Hunt Continues as a Class 4 Felony - Entire 4th Floor of PPD Confirmed as Biggest Group of AssClowns in Phoenix

These Homicide (or Homocide) cops have way too much time on their hands! So they are trying to have this be a class 4 Felony for Identity theft! So would smashing one of those Mr. and Mrs. PotatoHeads, be murder? What do we call a lab backlogged with 27,000 requests? Or Andy’s Rage moments? Are these mere misdemeanors, written reprimands, or Felonies?

Looks like Homicide should investigate the Big Potato Slaughter of 2008. We got this photo. and it is funny as all heck!

Looks like the weapon was a potato peeler and a potato masher. Better set up a crime scene Balloon Knott. We hope the Lab may process the samples here, ahead of the 27,000 requests they already have. Tracey probably put those 27,000 requests in a box back in Polombos garage!

But seriously folks, here’s what you all need to know, especially those friend of BPC and why it is a Class 4 Felony and why they are persuing this...

A Class 4 Felony allows them to obtain a wire tap and allows all other kinds of sordid things. Careful using your phone or calling people on your phone. We will have alternate cell numbers in case you want to reach us. Also watch around the office for listening devices.

These are dirty, rogue cops. They enjoy fucking with your careers and livlihood, so please feel free to fuck with them right back!

They have put in a bunch of pinhole cameras in Homicide. So make sure you don’t do anything there. Take your pictures outside of Homicide - but please keep sending us pictures.

These pictures are hysterical and give everyone a good laugh...

Pictures like this:

Or this

Or this

Someone told us this last guy was fired..thankfully. We are not sure if he is napping or this was taken after hours in the parking lot of Maryvale where he was getting a mouth hug from someone.

They have been asking for your Iron Keys. For those of you who don’t know, an Iron Key is a USB (thumb drive) that allows one to lock their data and browse the Internet undetected. We own our own Iron Keys and encourage you to get one. Here is a link in case anyone in the PPD or the City wants to get one to browse the Net safely and undetected.

https://www.ironkey.com/

Just don’t let anyone know you own it. It is pretty cool. It’s indestructible, waterproof and reportedly hack proof. (Our guy in Atlanta is currently trying to hack into one). The only way in, is with a password and after 10 attempts, it will self destruct.

If anyone ask you for your Iron Key, tell them you lost it – or better yet – go buy a second Iron Key and have a dummy one to give the PPD/Homicide/SID/PSP. You should always tell them to Fuck-Off and let them begin a PSP investigation just to get your Garrity Rights! Then through the investigation, feel free to tell them whatever you want just like Snodgrass, Polombo, Femenia. These folks lie to Grand Juries, hide evidence, and investigate people for no reason and never investigate the people, who need to be investigated - so do whatever you need; and feel guilt free.

Always, always tell them you have an attorney and never speak to anyone without an attorney present…DUH! If you need a good attorney referral, we have 2 good ones!

The following email came into the Homicide division and is the focus of their "Identity Theft" investigation...

-----Original Message-----
From: heather polombo [mailto:heather.polombo@live.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 1:49 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: homicide unit info.

Check this out.... Interesting info on the Phx PD homicide unit. Paste the link in your browser and open it up to see all the dirt on jack harris. see bottom for homicide unit entry.

www.badphoenixcops.com
The Asst. Chiefs and Commanders of Phoenix Police Department - Inept, Dishonest and Just Plain Wrong
This site is set up to expose all of the madness, mendacity and internal corruption within the 4th Floor Phoenix, Arizona Police Department.
Amendment I:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

This is The House That Jack Built. It is a house of cards that is about to come tumbling down!

And it goes on to the stuff on the BadPhoenix Cops website, so we won't fill it in here since you may go to the site and read. What is interesting is that this HeatherPolombo@live.com pulled one key BLOG post by one of our officers and brought it to the attention of these "undisclosed recipients" It was the one that started with:

a few months ago you had a post on Sgt. Mike Polombo of the homicide unit and his having an affair with his current wife whom he was supervising...

Again, we're not posting the whole commentary but it was this one...the one that started the whole Mike Polombo discussion posted by ANON ANON

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4364432255934734176&postID=4218170115918489142

We need to follow and review the logic of the PPD. Their obtuse logic.

They are investigating an identity theft of Heather Polombo and who sent the email with these comments, and not investigating the comments made in the BLOG about how Polombo was having his affair, Tovar trading porn emails with Polk, and all the other claims in the post!

What a joke!

I just can’t believe these guys will investigate missing name plates and who authored the email, but not the contents or the claims within it! They must be figuring that if the email was sent at 1:49PM, it must have been sent from the office, hence the usage of an Iron Key.

Sorry to say folks but your job is working for the biggest assembly of Fucktards ever known to man. Is this really how you want to spend your career?

We don’t know how you all put up with this crap or why anyone would want to work in Homicide at this point. We know many of you support this site and BLOG and help us out tremendously and put your necks out. So our advice to everone (even the officers we spoke with today)

Stay focused, publish what is the truth and stick to facts.

Give us any and all information as discretely as you can. Jack and his Assclowns like Joe Balloon Knott can't issue an NOI against us and we can't get fired for not cooperating. We are also Knott afraid of anyone in the PPD. Our attorneys are on constant standby waiting for any movement or any overt action by anyone in the City or the PPD.

We promise you very soon that Jack Ass Harris, Phil Gordon, Frank Fairbanks, George Richards and a few others are going to be served with something that will rock their world!

Thanks also to everyone who sent us the invite to Alex Fermenia’s retirement party at the library, 10AM of the 31st.

“The end of an era…the beginning of the next…” It should have said, “Taking out the trash, and now going to work in the Dump for the top pussy - Andrew Thomas.”

If we have the time, we will stop by and crash the party. It is a public building and there’s not much they can do about it! We may even have some handouts for everyone!

Was that Really a Threat from you, Officer XXXX?

I think we received our first official threat!

No sense calling the Police since you’re all reading about it here! Stan Hoover and PSB are not going to investigate it or they will just hide, misplace or lose the request.

It came across indirectly as, “You have struck a nerve. Watch your back. XXXX wants you dead.”

Trust me. This does not instill any fear in us, as a matter of fact it gets us pissed and fired up! Our attorney has the email as more fodder for the Civil Rights case against Jack, Phil and the City of Phoenix.

To the person who sent it and to Officer XXXX– Go fuck yourselves. If the statement is true, the sender is equally culpable since s/he heard it, witnessed it, stated it and did nothing.

Do you really think we are afraid of you? I mean...really afraid of You and the PPD? We have reached a point where we probably have more friends in the PPD then you do!

I’ll be around all week waiting for you Officer XXXX.

We are currently sitting at Starbucks on Raintree and the 101. Please come by. Later this AM, we are meeting with another cop who hates your guts so much - he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. He is giving us more internal records and more dirt on you Officer XXXX, so I can’t tell you about that meeting! Oh, and just so you know, we are going on the offensive Officer XXXX and are going to find out anything and everything about you and will publish it here. If you so much as fart at your desk or had the Crabs in high school, we will know about it. Your peers think you are piece of white trash, so it will be very easy.

Most of the late morning/early afternoon I have free and I can come down to 620 if you like. How about we meet at Tom’s Tavern for lunch? How about the plaza in front of the Council Chamber? You ping me back and let me know when and where Officer XXXX. On Sunday, I plan on attending the Big Cult church at 67th and Happy Valley (CCV). I hear Snodgrass attends, and an Old Catholic like me would like to see Snodgrass and his fellow Pentecostal come-to-Jesus-freaks put on a good show.

I'll make it very easy for you Officer XXXX. Just tell me when you want to meet and where you want to meet, and we will meet you.

We've said it before and we will say it again anyone of you that wants to meet - Jack Ass Harris, Soha (if he can bum a ride), Little Louie Tovar, Bullet-in-the-Ass Brokaw, Down Syndrome Huntley, Cackling Hen Renteria, Road Rage Andy, Dildo Martin, Donut Bumping Montgomery or SwampAss Snodgrass -

We will say right to your face what we publish here.

Why not make it a big party Officer XXXX? I hear a lot of chief's hang at Hooters off of Bell Road and/or live just south of Desert Ridge, near Bell/56th. How about we have a nice group meeting Officer XXXX? You get your fellow dirty, corrupt, lying cops together and we'll show up.

We can consider it an unofficial "off the record" meeting, which gives you some honest, civilian input and what we really think of you all and your phony chief, Jack Harris.

How about it?