Happy Birthday to us! Happy Birthday to us! BadPhoenixCops is Five Years Old this Month with No Signs Of Stopping!

254 Blog Posts!

Over 1 million viewers!

2833 published comments by you – our loyal and faithful followers!

Thousands of dollars in counseling and Xanax for the cops and city official who we post here!

Gallons of Mallox and Pepto drank.

Millions of tax payer dollars spent routing out who we are, bullying us, tracking us, and trying to shut us down!

Thousands of hours of stress time, sick leave, doctors visits and gym visits - all because of us!

Zero remorse for what we do, who we humiliate, the retirements we force, and the shame and embarrassment we cause.

All for the low annual price of $71.88 (that’s what it costs us to host these websites). 

It sort of reminds us of the $1dollar bet those 2 brothers had in the movie TRADING PLACES with Dan Ackroyd and Eddie Murphy!  For $71.88 a year, we have set the city of Phoenix on edge.  All they need to do is pool their money, add a few "000s" to that number and they can buy these sites from us!

All we can say is THANKS!  THANKS for following us, THANKS for listening and THANKS for supporting us!



And as we also say - we will never advocate violence against cops!  NEVER!  People often think we hate cops. People often think we are advocates for violence against cops. Both of these are furthest from the truth. Hurting or killing someone is never the answer. All it does is create martyrs. Good cops are the number one supporters of this site.  Without them, we couldn’t exist. 

Our answer is life-long embarrassment and making them eminently unemployable in their respective profession, just like they do to innocent people and cops who try and expose them!   We advocate  public exposure and humiliation of their indiscretions – their sex, their sloth, their drunkenness, their thievery, their greed, the pedophilic sons (like Louie Tovar's,) their ineptitude – resulting in their removal from their jobs and having them never being able to “serve” the public again. 

What’s the best thing you can do for us, besides spreading the word?

If you pray – Pray for Cancer, Pray for Heart Attacks, Pray for Strokes, Pray for Diabetes, Pray of Lou Gehrig’s disease. 

Phoenix Police to Shield Radio Traffic – And Why is This A Good Idea?

First off - we have receives so many emails about the "adult content warning"  when you reach our sight.  This appears from time to time and in the past we have shut it off.  Due to the overwhelming response and the amount of city officials who read this site, we're thinking of leaving the "adult content warning" on - forcing all those city employees to show and label their work computer viewing adult content on the web.   We haven't noticed a drop in our hits and we think this is another way to force-fuck these dirty cops into selecting Adult Content.

Here’s a story that should scare the bejesus out of everyone.   The Phoenix police want to encrypt their radio traffic from police scanners.

Link: Phoenix PD Shield Radio Traffic to Help Alter Crime Scenes

They site one reason was the recent office shooting in Phoenix, were the alleged gunman’s address was posted on the radio and media outlets were there before the cops were.



On St. Patty’s Day,

Lt. Stan Hoover stops by Bevmo

 

And that’s a bad thing? 

If we lived in that neighborhood and had a scanner, don’t we deserve to know?  Why are cops given something we are not?  Who do they work for again?

Anytime cops want to “shield” something from citizens to “preserve a crime scene” should be suspect.  They do things for their exclusive benefit, and not yours.  By way of example cops carry a gun for one reason – to protect themselves.  Most lemmings believe that cops carry guns to protect citizens!   HA!    Obama is protected.  You are not. Know and understand the difference. 


I feel harassed Theron!

Someone snapped a photo of my gunt!

We know first-hand and often read about dirty cops planting evidence, stealing from crime scenes and manipulating the same, for their benefit.  Shielding their radio traffic only gives them better cloaking and provides no transparency to citizenry.  

Next they’ll pass a law that we can’t video tape or photograph  Mike and Heather Polombo’s fat asses at a crime scene or any crime in progress.  They'll call it tampering with their investigation and label it harassment!


We just keep empowering these creeps and bullies and we can only hope that some smarter citizens develop and create encryption devices to out-smart the Phoenix PD.  


If someone in the Phoenix PD has insight into the encryption, we will post any work-arounds or how to de-encrypt the radio calls,

The Newly Appointed Chief Grows a Set! And Don’t You Dare Call Him Danny Boy!

From what we hear, the newly appointed chief Garcia is instilling mass amounts of discipline in his meetings and is growing a nice set of balls!   Sources tell us:

• Don’t you dare call him Dan, Danny or be singing O' Danny Boy.  You address him as chief or chief Garcia and the first name bullshit is out the door.  He expects the same of all his command staff.

• Poor Joe Klima can’t drive a motorcycle anymore and got a new asshole torn into him. What good is a leader on a bike? 

• Chief Garcia has assigned seating in the meetings.  This is making everyone uncomfortable.

• Telling everyone that the night Duty Commander position will be done by everyone, for one week so that everyone can feel the pain of working from 7PM-7AM for seven consecutive days.  Crying sissy bitches can go whine to the master of all sissy bitches, sergeant Mike "Potato Head" Polombo.

• Telling the group that all the committees assigned to make decisions are pointless (and as we have learned - they're rigged), and that he will make the decisions. Chief Garcia realizes that management by committee is paralysis by over analysis and a load of horseshit.

• That DUIs of officers is automatic termination and not some bullshit 10 hour suspension and investigation.

...And that lots of other changes are coming!


But words are just that – WORDS. 

We want some action - and not action in a Maryvale parking lot!

We like what we hear but until we see these changes and start seeing people fired and investigations started on the Tovar molestation cover up, Lauri Burgett, the dumb Polombos, Quaas and all the other crimes that are covered up by the creeps in the Phoenix PD, we will continue our shock and awe on the Phoenix PD. Until we see people like assistant chiefs Jim Pina and Tracy Montgomery tossed to the curb like the pieces of shit they are…then it’s all WORDS and tough guy talk.

But we still like what we hear!
Chief Garcia:  Next meeting you should send out Montgomery to “fetch” you some coffee or send Pina to pick up your dry cleaning.   You should also give everyone the speech about how, You don't get your money, where you get your honey...One doesn't shit, where they eat...One shouldn't dip their pen in the company ink... and if any of them are caught fucking, fingering, blowing, eating, kissing, groping, humping or shagging one another in the Phoenix PD - especially at the command level - they will be Donald-Trump-Terminated.  Montgomery will probably queef when she hears this!  Make sure she is seated front and center at that announcement!

BTW chief - Have you met the other Pina yet – el gordo Benny Pina? 

Conduct a fitness test and offer him $50 for every unassisted push up, pull up or sit up he can do in exec staff. It's his choice on which one he can do.  Have a paramedic on stand-by.  Don’t worry chief, you won’t be paying out any money.  Then tell them, “If a commander looks like this fat, sloppy mess, how would you expect a precinct of officers to be in tip-top shape?” Then put Gordo Benny on a low carb diet with a physical every week. 

Good luck Chief!  We like what we see thus far!

Sean Mattson Wins PPSLA Election. Somewhere lieutenant Dave Adams is Taking Out His Loss On a Woman

Q:  What does Lt. Dave Adams of the Phoenix PD say to a woman with two black eyes and a bloody lip?
A:  Nothing.  He’s already told her enough and she just doesn't appear to be listening!~Anonymous

Ahhh.  The power of a blog and published words.  Watch those numbers in the top left...GROW like a dickweed!

The results are in!  Sean Mattson wins as president of PPSLA. Lt. Dave Adams, convicted of imprisonment gets booted back to patrol.  Let’s all hope Dave Adams doesn’t get routed on any DV calls!

Congrats Sean. 

You have a lot of good cops to thank for telling us about
Dave Adams Domestic Bliss From 1997 -LINK.  

We don’t need flowers or thank yous. Just be a great cop, exude leadership, do what is right and not what is popular. Most importantly don’t let that cunt Lauri Burgett run to PPSLA anymore for any defense. 

Sean, if you slip, have a momentary lapse of reason or become Jeff Hynes and turn your back on the good sergeants and lieutenats who need you  – we will be here to remind you and we probably have more sergeants and lieutenants in our back pocket than you do!  We hope that the motto Fair Representation will actually mean something to you. 

Chief Garcia:  Carve out 30 minutes in your calendar to meet with Sean.  It will pay spades and you will learn so much.

And the funniest part about this election?  
Matt Knowles received 15 votes.  Yeah!   There are 14 sergeant and lieutenants out there, who are completed fucking assclown and aren't fit to lead or manage anyone.

And the even funnier part? 
The amount of texts and phone calls being left on former PPSLA president Mark Half-wit Hafkey’s cell phone!  Half Wit Hafkey had his own problems and investigations in the Phoenix PD including being a fucking idiot, useless, stupid, an all around hunk of cock snot for appointing Dave Adams as his successor.

If you want to send your own text or voicemail, you can contact Mark on his cell at 602-703-5211.  If someone answers in Spanish, it will be his wife that he mailed away for in Mexico.

People Often Wonder – Why the Blog? Why the Website? Why such Disgust and Detest for Dirty Cops?

First of all HAPPY THANKSGIVING!  We hope you are having a happy and safe day with your families.   Be thankful that Jack Ass Harris was forced to retire for lying about the kidnapping stats.

Lets all hope and pray that all the dirty cops in the Phoenix PD slice their wrists whilst carving their turkey or pull a Mama Cass Elliot and choke on their turkey today.

We are often asked:  Why the blog?  Why the harsh messaging?  Why the funny satirical messaging? Why the potty humor?  Well here's one of the many reasons why you should hate, fight and detest dirty cops and it just makes our blood boil like the dumb gumba Mike Polombo during a "harassment" video interview. 

Check out this link

A Dirty Cop Who Needs An Ass Kicking

We don’t care where you stand on the issue of protesters.  We don’t care if you think they are a bunch of homeless worthless vagrants without purpose; or freeloaders complaining and whining about their cappuccinos and lost 401Ks.   Our country was founded on rebellion, protest and free speech, and to be treated badly by anyone is unacceptable, but by dirty cops is deplorable.  

What has happened to our country where cops feel they can get away with this without being hated, despised or worse?

We are firm believers in the post 9/11 world, cops have been raised to a level of demi-god where they think they can do what they want and demand what they want with such reckless abandonment.  When they end up getting killed for their arrogance and stupidity; we eulogize, praise and worship them with expensive funerals and blocked traffic from 67^th Ave to 7^th street. 

We were personally in a situation recently where we could have been a witness to something so the cop asked us for our driver's license.  When we refused he again asked for our name and social security number.  Our reply?  "We weren't driving a motor vehicle so we aren't required to produce a drivers' license and no where do I  ever need to give a cop my SS#.  I am not being a witness to anything!  See ya later!"  People were actually shocked and amazed we did this and walked away, but we know the law and so should you! 

Again we will remind you to watch the videos on why you should never, ever, ever, ever talk to a cop.  Retired cops explained it to us this way: 

Cops are like salesmen.  The more they sell (AKA arrest), the further they advance in their career.   If cops don't arrest people and get them convicted, they don't advance very far. Their goal isn't to help you but to catch you saying something wrong.

Never, Ever Talk to a Cop - Under Any Circumstances!

Back in May of 2011 two Buckeye, AZ cops were working an off-duty assignment at El Gran Mercado, where one is killed and the other shot after confronting some guys in the parking lot.  They were praised for dying in the line of duty and for their heroism?!! Yeah - In the line of duty and heroism working an off-duty job???!!!  Here's some advice - How about stop confronting people in a dark parking lot in plain clothes?

In the same timeframe, two drug enforcement officers were killed when their SUV went over train tracks and are hit and killed by a passing train.  They were praised for their valiant efforts in fighting drugs along the border??!! We actually considered giving them the Darwinism award and sending notes to the rest of the squad to look both ways when crossing train tracks, and some good advice in life is to avoid a loud whistle and flashing lights of a 25 ton locomotive.

Next time a homeless guys pisses on the 3^rd rail or a live electrical wire, maybe we should award them with the Ben Franklin award of merit and valor for perpetuating the discovery of electricity? 

Recently a truck driver died in Chandler, AZ  when his milk truck, rear ended an oil truck.  He was transporting milk to millions of people in Phoenix and helping them build healthy bones.  Where is his pomp-and-circumstance funeral for providing milk to millions of children and schools in Phoenix?  He choose his job just like a cop does, but for some reason the value of a cop is greater than anyone else and a cop gets the funeral that clogs our highways and newscast.

Many good cops agree with us.  If you hate this site, hate the language, hate the vitriolic message and hate the way we excoriate and vilify these dirty shitbags – then first hate the dirty lying thug cops who helped create it - dirty cops like Louie Tovar, Mike Polombo, Steve Soha, Andy Anderson, Jim Pina, all the FOJs - and the ultimate dirty cop, former police chief Jack Ass Harris. If it weren't for them, we would have nothing to write about and you would have no commentary to provide.

Absolute power will eventually corrupt absolutely, as you will see in this video.   Give any man power (and sometimes a gun, a badge, a blue uniform, some pepper spray and a mustache) and you will see the true essence of that man. 

And ask yourself the question:  Why on a college campus that produces doctors and scientists do cops have assault rifles?  This is one of the rare times that we firmly believe and support students being allowed to carry firearms on campus.

Absolute power will eventually corrupt absolutely.

We hope one thing - that every kid in this video is the son or daughter of a cop.

A Dirty Cop Who Probably Needed To Be Inflicted With High Speed Lead Poisoning

The 1992 Booking Photo and Another Domestic Violence Report - Michael T. Frazier – Former Phoenix Cop and Current Chief of Police in Surprise, Arizona. Mike Sure Likes to Assault Women!

We got a hold of the second DR (police report) on current Surprise police chief Mike Frazier and it ain’t looking too pretty. Back in 1992, Mike assaulted his now ex-wife Machelle, and then after he was released from Mesa jail, did it again.  None of this was ever in Mike Frazier’s Phoenix police department employee record and he claims he disclosed this to both the city of El Mirage and the City of Surprise, Arizona when he submitted his application to be their respective chief of police.

If this is true, it should create great pause with each of you.  Knowing that the city councils of both cities, along with the human resource departments, allowed a known domestic violence and woman beater to be their police chief is pretty disturbing.  One has to wonder what the secondary and tertiary candidates had on their record...child molestation and murder?   If it is not true, Mike lied (or omitted the offense in his job application) and should be added to BRADY and de-certified by AZ POST.

We know a few things about Mike.   He got a new set of cowboy boots (LOL!!!)

Obviously, he’s a dirty douchebag asshole who enjoys intimidating and assaulting women, but he grew up in Globe as a high school football star and appears to be trying to still earn his Letter.  We know he throws temper tantrums and enjoys man-handling women. 

But what we know best is that Mike Frazier is a dirty cop who used to work for Jack Ass Harris and was an FOJ – a Friend of Jack who covered up lots of indiscretions and fucked over a lot of good cops.  Now those good cops are helping us fuck Mike back, ten-fold on the World Wide Web. 

Metaphorically speaking - we are the horse and Mike is our little bitch with his shiny new boots.

Turn-about is fair play and as we have said – revenge is always a dish best served cold.

Enjoy the second DR. 

Second Arrest of Mike Frazier - WITH BOOKING PHOTO - Surprise, AZ Police Chief