You Heard it Here First! Montgomery, McClellan and Robinson get demoted. Renteria, Markley, Harvey and Miiller get Promoted!

Boy oh Boy…little Danny Boy Garcia just keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper and swims in the sea of ineptitude.  One wonders how this guy was the fastest sperm!   The only part of this mix-up we can agree with is the demotion of Tracey Montgomery to commander, but promoting the others?

So here's the scoop.

Sandy Renteria, Harry Markley, Dave Harvey and Chuck Miiller are all being promoted to Assistant Chief status.  

Tracy Montgomery, Blake McClellan and Kevin Robinson are all being demoted to Commander.

Why you ask?



Who the hell knows why the promotions occurred.  We have blogged about all of them in the past. 

Chuck Miiller was caught screwing a subordinate when he was a sergeant back in 1996 and lied about it to his supervisor.  We have often referred to Dave Harvey to be about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop.  All Sandy Renteria does is wear men’s Dockers and men’s shirts and has no marketable skills and Harry Markley is supposed to be the “token” black and the defacto liaison with the black community, but the only blacks he knows is himself and his half-white kids.

Tracey Montgomery is an idiot and needed to be demoted. We get that one...but the rest?   Tracey couldn’t lead anyone, anywhere and has had more sexual relationships in the Phoenix PD, more so than anyone we know of.  Getting to know your employees should never involve burying your face in their crotch as Tracey Montgomery often has done.

Here are our stories on Dave Harvey.  Dave is really and truly stupid.

LINK All About Dave Harvey

Here are the stories on Chuck Miiller and how he broke the 7th Commandment with a subordinate named Audra and lied about it...among other things.

LINK All About Chuck Miiller

Demotions and Promotions - PHX PD

The Phoenix PD Lieutenant Transfer and Lieutenant List

Recently Policing with a Porpoise chief Danny-Boy Garcia, announced the latest lieutenant transfers.
Incredibly, chief Dan Garcia personally chose all these transfers himself. 

LINK: The Phoenix PD Lieutenants List 2013

LINK: Phoenix PD Lieutenants List- By Division and Job Assignment

Why? 

We can only assume because he has a lot of free time and as Phoenix’s top cop, he likes to get caught in the weeds and focus on things that aren’t so important and ignore the things that are.  Dan Garcia was sure to remind all these lieutenants how they should not think of themselves as cops, but rather managers and leaders now. 




For the layman out there, this gives you the complete list of lieutenants along with badge numbers and where they are working.  It’s always fun to see where the crappy stupid lieutenants we often blog about – like Lauri Burgett, Joe Balloon Knott, Stan Hoover, Lisa Messina, Tracey Miller, Vincent Piano and Lowell Spalla – end up.

Thus far the new police chief has many Obama-esq qualities - meaning - he is a do-nothing, non actionable police chief.  Leadership is all about surrounding yourself with great people and standing on their shoulders.  It's about keeping smart people close to you and delegating the small stuff to trusted competent associates.   Rather than worrying about uniforms or where lieutenants are being transferred, we think chief Garcia might want to take a look at some of the company he keeps.  He appears to be re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic!

When Dan Garcia keeps assclowns like Joe Yahner as his second in command (think Jack Harris,) or the likes of Tracy Montgomery and the father of a child molester like Louie Tovar, in any commander position where they are making decisions that affect the citizenry of Phoenix  – one has to question Garcia’s integrity and competence in running any organization.

Maybe Garcia is over his head and doesn't know how to lead and should go back to Operations?

Phoenix Names new Police Chief - He Starts On May 7, 2012 and his email is Daniel.Garcia@DPD.DallasCityHall.com

Phoenix has named the new police chief.  He comes from Dallas, Texas and is named Daniel Garcia.  Chief Garcia starts on May 7th and is negotiating his comp with Zuercher and Cavasos, as this is typed.

Welcome aboard!!  If you want to email him and tell him all about the BadPhoenixCops in the Phoenix PD his email is Daniel.Garcia@DPD.DallasCityHall.com

Chief Garcia?   Do the right thing and fire the following worthless assclowns.  All they will ever do is bring you down and humiliate you. 

Not "put them on leave fired"in a Jeff Gordon-esq manor,  we mean Donald Trump - here's a cardboard box, get the fuck out, fired!  Shit canned.  Kicked to the curb. 

Louie Tovar
Sandy Renteria
Anthony Brokaw
Steve Boeck
Mike Polombo
Heather Polombo
Theron Quaas
Joe Knott
Tracey Montgomery
Jim Pina
Benny Pina
Joe Yahner
Louie Tovar - Again because he's so stupid and raised a child molester
Benny Pina - Again because there is almost two of him
Mike Polombo - Again because he is a sissy, dumb gumba, who can't count to 21...naked.
Heather Polombo - Because she is a cunt and has seen more dick than a urinal at Chase Field.

Fire these worthless Pieces Of Shit and see how nice we will be and how supportive we will be.