File This One Under: Holy Shit – Now You Can’t Show Any Emotion in a Meeting with Phoenix Police Chief Danny Garcia!

So when Danny Garcia speaks, don’t EVER shake your head in disagreement or you will be reprimanded and have a letter placed in your file. 

Can you believe it?  Showing disagreement is now disrespectful in the eyes of the Phoenix PD.   Even inside the Police, they are becoming a Police State.  

Can you not laugh?  Can you not smile?

This just shows the factual side of Chief Danny Garcia and how the Phoenix PD is out of control. It's a prism most of us don't get to see.  Next time there is a Danny Garcia Town Hall Meeting, we are going to sit smack in front of him, shaking our heads in disagreement. 

Will you join us?

Let’s see if this little troll will say anything to us.  We encourage everyone here to do the same.

And Jamie:  You have our permission to drop a used tampon in Chief Garcia's coffee.  Better yet, write "BadPhoenixCops" on the side with a Sharpie and plop one in his mug!    

Maybe Garcia will get the message.

And while you are there, spill some Crisco Oil or butter on the floor outside of Jim Pina's office and hope for the best.

Crazy Cops. Don’t Think They Exist? Read about Officer Denise Jones of the Phoenix, PD

Crazy cops with guns. It’s a frightening thought, but they do exist.  More so than you think!  It’s more frightening then crazy citizens with guns.  That’s because cops; regardless of their mental state, are an overly protected class of people.  Any overt action against them is Felonious.  THAT’s what’s crazy and that’s why there’s a blog to keep you informed.  We have often said if cops have special privileges and protections, then in turn any crimes they commit should be automatic Felonies, barring them from any job in law enforcement.  Until this country wakes up and stops kissing the ass of cops and revering them as heroes, things will never change.

But let’s get back to crazy cops – in particular – crazy female cops.  This blog knows first-hand about crazy females  – whether it’s obtuse ex-wives who get dumped and are nothing but damaged goods (she reads this blog so she will see this message ;), but what happens when the crazy bitch is a cop with a gun and part of this protected class?

We have a story about a female cop who is a vindictive, nasty cunt, and not only makes all women look bad, but is just plain ugly both on the inside and out.

Denise Bruce – Jones (#6908) is just one crazy bitch!  Wow!  This Phoenix PD skank just doesn’t know when to quit.   You can listen to one of her PSB investigations here where she openly admits to harassing and stalking a Phoenix citizen.   (We will obtain the second investigation when it is available)  We’re not making this up, and “YES” she still is an active Phoenix cop.

AUDIO LINK: Phoenix Police Officer Denise Bruce Jones PSB Investigation

(Based on past Polombo experience, we have added this audio to several audio sharing sites, should someone get the bright idea to turn them off.  If this does get turned-off, we'll just add those secondary and tertiary audio sites, as needed)

Here’s the back story.   It appears a few years ago, Denise Bruce-Jones got dumped by a guy after dating for a few months.  Rumor has it; he just wasn’t into something that felt like necrophilia, and he couldn’t get that horrible stank we all know too well, off his fingers.   So this guy moves on.  He met and married a different girl. 


No problem…Right?  
Not so easy.  Remember what we always say:  Absolute power will eventually corrupt absolutely and Denise was one who thought she was invincible.

While Denise herself went onto to marry someone too (fellow Phoenix cop Dave Jones), Denise stalks, emails and overall harasses her ex-boyfriend and this new wife.  It seems she just can’t get over being dumped, and that there are women hotter and more willing to rock a guy’s world in bed.

What’s our proof?  How about two sustained PSB investigations where she admitted to the harassment and an Order of Protection that has been in place for the past year? 

The question we ask, is why?  Why is Denise Bruce-Jones still allowed to be a cop?  Why does the Phoenix PD and the City of Phoenix openly allow a Phoenix cop, who has two PSB investigations against them that were sustained, and an Order of Protection, remain in law enforcement?  

What happens if this crazy bitch Denise Jones is called out on your DV call?  What happens when Denise Bruce Jones pulls over a much hotter female than she is- which is just about anyone at this point?  What sort of harassment and retaliation can other female citizens expect from Officer Denise Bruce Jones?  What happens when her current husband, Phoenix cop Dave Jones figures out he’s screwing an ugly woman and decides to leave?  Does the cycle begin again?

LINK: Restraining Order (OOP) Against Phoenix Cop Denise Bruce Jones

When you read the court transcript, even the courts knew about her investigations and how she lied.  Officer Denise Jones claims she wasn’t harassing her ex-boyfriend’s new wife, but merely sending anonymous emails to her attempting to “help” her with weight and mental issues. Denise signed the wife up on websites like Jenny Craig and requests for Plastic Surgery where she would receive calls and emails.  And she didn't think this was harassment?

Imagine that! That’s like saying Heather Polombo didn’t blow fellow cops in the Maryvale precinct parking lot, but was merely assisting cops by keeping their sperm safe and warm in her mouth.   Or Commander Louie Tovar’s son, Louie Adrian Tovar junior wasn’t smearing peanut butter on his dick and having his dog lick it - to get off, nor was he jacking off to kiddie porn; Louie was merely trying to get the dog accustomed to the taste of peanut butter, should the dog need to take a pill, and was planning for a job in the Phoenix PD by doing some preliminary “research.” 

Denise Jones is a liar, should be added to BRADY and shouldn’t be a cop.  She’s also a true but-her-face that even a stellar physique can’t hide those flaring horse nostrils.  She’s a true specimen that fell out of the ugly tree in every sense and hit every limb on the way down, and exercising to such extremes is her only way to detract from her greatest deficiency – her gorilla face.

Think we are being harsh on Denise?

Ohh...well.  Then maybe we should change the rules when they abuse their discretion.  There’s a completely different set of rules set up for those that choose to be cops and Denise Bruce Jones  remains a cop patrolling our streets abusing the privileges given to her.  So we create our own rules to vet them out and expose them in the most public forum possible.

And if you ever need to call the Phoenix PD and this woman shows up, call again and ask for a real cop without an Order of Protection against her.  Denise Bruce Jones badge number is #6908.  She works out of the Squaw Peak Precinct for Sergeant Sales.  She works from 12:30 in the afternoon until 1:30AM – Monday thru Thursdays.  If you need to call the cops during this time and want her showing up on your doorstep, call on these days between these times...or not.  Better yet if she shows up and questions you, answer her questions with questions about her two sustained PSB investigations and remind her that there’s a career for her when the next installment of Planet of the Apes hits theaters.

Jim Pina's Retirement Invitation - Thank Heaven He is Leaving

It’s tough to find a more despicable, useless and mean individual than commander Jim Pina.  Thank Allah he is leaving. 

Let’s hope he doesn’t go and ruin another police department. Here’s hoping retirement brings him a heart attack and Lou Gehrig’s disease.  

Also please join us this Sunday at CCV in a prayer service, praying that Jim is stricken with testicular cancer, and Jim's only cure is his Parkinson's ridden doctor performing surgery with a rusty scalpel.

 

Jim Piña Retirement Invitation by BadPhoenixCops

Phoenix Police to Shield Radio Traffic – And Why is This A Good Idea?

First off - we have receives so many emails about the "adult content warning"  when you reach our sight.  This appears from time to time and in the past we have shut it off.  Due to the overwhelming response and the amount of city officials who read this site, we're thinking of leaving the "adult content warning" on - forcing all those city employees to show and label their work computer viewing adult content on the web.   We haven't noticed a drop in our hits and we think this is another way to force-fuck these dirty cops into selecting Adult Content.

Here’s a story that should scare the bejesus out of everyone.   The Phoenix police want to encrypt their radio traffic from police scanners.

Link: Phoenix PD Shield Radio Traffic to Help Alter Crime Scenes

They site one reason was the recent office shooting in Phoenix, were the alleged gunman’s address was posted on the radio and media outlets were there before the cops were.



On St. Patty’s Day,

Lt. Stan Hoover stops by Bevmo

 

And that’s a bad thing? 

If we lived in that neighborhood and had a scanner, don’t we deserve to know?  Why are cops given something we are not?  Who do they work for again?

Anytime cops want to “shield” something from citizens to “preserve a crime scene” should be suspect.  They do things for their exclusive benefit, and not yours.  By way of example cops carry a gun for one reason – to protect themselves.  Most lemmings believe that cops carry guns to protect citizens!   HA!    Obama is protected.  You are not. Know and understand the difference. 


I feel harassed Theron!

Someone snapped a photo of my gunt!

We know first-hand and often read about dirty cops planting evidence, stealing from crime scenes and manipulating the same, for their benefit.  Shielding their radio traffic only gives them better cloaking and provides no transparency to citizenry.  

Next they’ll pass a law that we can’t video tape or photograph  Mike and Heather Polombo’s fat asses at a crime scene or any crime in progress.  They'll call it tampering with their investigation and label it harassment!


We just keep empowering these creeps and bullies and we can only hope that some smarter citizens develop and create encryption devices to out-smart the Phoenix PD.  


If someone in the Phoenix PD has insight into the encryption, we will post any work-arounds or how to de-encrypt the radio calls,

Sure You Can Go to the Obama Inauguration – But only If you are Black, Gay or Culturally Diverse! White People with Outdoor Plumbing Need Not Apply. The Phoenix PD Are At it Again!

We heard about this story a few weeks back, but we wanted to ensure Donna Rossi of CBS Channel 5 got the story first since we always beat her to the punch.  She gets so pissed at us when we post something before she can do a story.

It appears that the selection process to go to Obama’s Inauguration was based on color and gender at the request of the new police chief.  You're Black?  OK brother!  You're Hispanic?  No problemo.  You're Gay?  Well bring your rainbows to DC!   You're a white male?  Sorry - you can't go.

LINK: You Have to Be a Minority to Go to Inaugurations These Days

The article states:

Montgomery admitted that she and commander Geary Brase used race and gender in the selection process, but Montgomery and Brase also told investigations that they were ordered to do so by the city's top cop.
"Based on what we needed ethnically, to balance out the list, he chose the most senior members of that ethnic group and/or gender group to go," Assist. Police Chief Tracy Montgomery said in her interview with EOD investigators.
"I was told by Chief (Daniel) Garcia through Chief Montgomery that the police chief wanted to send a diverse representative group to Washington," Brase said.
An email by Montgomery also indicates that matching the inauguration team to the ethnic and gender breakdown of the department was the expressed desire of the police chief.


It looks like there may be a little riff now between the dumbass and ever worthless Montgomery and the new police chief.  We hope now she gets fired.  We heard she went on stress leave over this one.

See Garcia? We warned you and now she threw you under the bus!!

But here’s where this is really creepy and shows how dirty and diabolical the Phoenix PD and city Manager’s office really are!

Chief Danny Garcia’s interview wasn’t recorded. 
Why? 

Also this investigation gets turned over to Police Internal Affairs which is run by Danny Garcia too.  Why?

Because that’s the way they set it up.  That’s the way they scratch each other’s back and protect themselves.  That’s the reason why people hate dirty cops and one wonders why they are not given respect?

Someone asked us the other day, “What is going on?  Why are people so apt to hate (and shoot) cops?  When is it going to end? How can we make it stop?”

(For those of you outside of Arizona or international, over the course of the past few weeks here in Arizona, a Phoenix cop was shot in central Phoenix six times and a Maricopa County Sheriff was shot in Peoria – just a few miles from "Balloon" Knott’s house. )

Make it stop?!!?  For us the realization came after 9/11 and continued up until this Blog was created in 2008.   Cops somehow were elevated to demi-gods and it has progressively gotten worse.  They are para-military (even their uniforms look like military) and demand in some weird, backward bizarro-world way, the same respect of those who serve in the armed forces.  

But people have lost most respect for law enforcement because of the power play.   Just read the news (and this blog!) and how Garcia doesn’t get recorded during an investigation or hides things from public record or starts bogus investigations on a whim.   Is he above the law?  It appears so.






In the news we hear and see:

- Cops throwing kids against the wall for skateboarding and threatening  our youth, whilst secretly being recording
- Cops throwing old ladies on the ground at traffic stops
- Cops having on duty sex, in uniform
- Cops stealing, molesting, being drunk or beating their wives/girlfriends
- Cops spraying mace and tassering kids on school campuses
- Cops shooting at citizens (and sometimes killing) with no very little merit and their only justification is they felt threatened and the only witness is now a dead man
And in Phoenix…
- A pocked faced Lauri Burgett starting a video company about her own job and retaliating against Phil Roberts for calling her out on many things
- Mike Polombo bringing up bogus harassment claims with his whore, blowjob loving wife Heather
- Louie Tovar raising and hiding a child molester known as, Louie “Adrian” Tovar junior
- Officer Chris Wilson enjoying the taste of 14 and 17 year old boys (why not the taste of gunpowder, copper or lead??)
- Theron Quaas shoving ferrets and live mice in his ass (that's an inside joke, but if you have even seen this little man, you know it's not too far from the truth)
- A drunk Steve Soha or the ever stupid Tracy Montgomery now throwing her own chief under the bus
- Dave Adams beating and holding hostage his wife, then being promoted to lieutenant
- Numerous sexual liaisons and sexual advances within the Phoenix PD even involving the former Mayor’s son - Jeff Gordon (who by the way was suspended for 6 months by AZ post for his on duty sex – so Phil OxyGordon called in some favors to get him a temporary job as a police assistant until his AZ post certificate is reinstated.)

….and all are still working as Phoenix cops.  Google any of these names and see what the internet (and this blog) has done to their reputation.  Spending $10,000 with reputation.com sure doesn't help!!

A new police chief who wants to alter a cops uniform for looks, but doesn’t understand or read his own Ops order 3.15 on uniforms – as he is seen repeatedly wearing an honor guard pin on his lapel.   This douchebag move is akin to Obama wearing a Seal Team Six pin on his lapel.

The biggest compliment we are ever paid is when people tell us (and thank us) for opening up their eyes and telling these stories that would otherwise never be told.  How often will main stream media cover the stories we cover and say what we will say?  They won’t . They can’t.  Mainstream media like Channel 5 and Donna Rossi need a cooperative and liberal relationship with cops.  We don’t and don’t care - and will pay, bribe and obtain our stories through the most surreptitious means possible.
People tell us that before reading the stories here, they would willingly call the police for help, willingly trade in weapons for a $50 gift card, willingly submit to DUI road exams, willingly speak to/meet with/or participate in investigations with police officers and willingly hand a driver’s license over to any cop that asked for it.  We have been witnesses to crimes locally, been approached by cops and (tried to be) questioned and we simply walked away. 

The LAST person we would ever talk to, collaborate with or help is a cop (unless of course it is for blog purposes.) We were glad to see recently that a cop named Bennett survived six bullets on Camelback, but one has to understand that respect is earned, and what happened to Bennett was just part the chaff and fallout of the systemic rot within most police departments.


We don’t ever wish for anyone to get shot, except for maybe the pedophiles and it be self-inflicted.   For the other dirty ones we mention here, like Polombo or Tovar we wish for Lou Gehrig’s disease, testicular cancer or strokes that leave them in diapers.  But we wonder if in hindsight Officer Bennett would agree that pulling over someone on Camelback alone, on a bicycle was worth it?  Does his wife and kids think the risk was worth it?  Just because it’s a high crime area, should cops stop and fuck with everyone, all  in the name of protecting us?  Was Bennett poking a bear that didn’t need poking? 

Perhaps.
Did the bear bite back?
Obviously it did.
This might sound surprising coming from us but there are fucked up people in the world and sometimes they just need to be left alone especially late at night on a bike.   Darwinism usually takes care of them.  It was only a matter of time before the PHX LITE RAIL made him into road pizza.   Was the guy a threat to someone?  We don’t think shooting cops is ever the answer.   All that does is kill the good cops that are left, and turns the bad ones into martyrs.   It also saddles us with tighter laws protecting these bad cops making it a cyclical problem.

How do you make it stop?  How do we bring respect back to officers?

It’s simple.  Take away the demigod status, make examples of the bad ones and pray for Lou Gehrig’s disease on the really bad ones.  How about we start by recording the police chief during corruption investigations?

Until we do, expect more of the same and expect to hear more stories about cops being shot and expect this blog to keep finding stories on corruption, cover-ups, ineptitude and abuse of power.      Until then, expect ignorant bikeriders on Camelback to find bullets and Ruger LCPs to be their great equalizers.

Senator Scott Bundgaard Files His Own Notice Of Claim Against the City Of Phoenix; Everyone Thinks He Is Wrong? Really!!?? Read the Truth About the Dumb Dirty Cops in His Investigation.

In the past few months, there's been a plethora of editorial from the AZ Republic and the New Times on Scott Bundgaard’s Notice of Claim against the city.  We think if these idiots knew anything about the cops and the girl involved, they might report on this differently.

Here’s a copy of the story from ABC for those of you living in a cave:

Bundgaard Files a NOC Against Some Dirty Stupid Cops

After reading this, things didn’t smell right to us.  How does a respected senator fall so quickly and why does everyone jump on the bandwagon?  Who is this Ballard chick and how does she become a victim and media darling?

To understand it, we need to go back a few years.

Remember the scene in The Godfather, where Don Corleone is buying fruit and his body guard was his bumbling stupid son Fredo?  Out of nowhere comes the “hit” and he is shot several times.  Fredo, drops his weapon and can’t get off a single shot to protect his own dad, only to sit there crying like a dumbass regretting his mistake.  If you don’t remember, here is the movie clip:

LINK: Fredo The Idiot From The Godfather

Well meet Phoenix cop Rob Rodarme, who we will affectionately refer to as Phoenix Fredo.  Back a number of years ago he was patrolling in Phoenix with fellow officer Nick Erfle. Erfle and Rodarme stopped a group of illegal immigrants who were jaywalking.  One of these illegals pulled out a gun and fired three rounds into Erfle, killing him. 

So where was Erfle’s partner, officer Rob Rodarme as shots were being fired in Erfle’s face?
It appears Rodarme was having his own Fredo-esq moment.


Officer Rodarme choked like Mama Cass on a ham sandwich...
...Like Joe Yahner’s daughter on prom night. 
…Like Heather Polombo in a Maryvale Precinct parking lot. 

Officer Rob Rodarme didn’t get off a single shot, nor was he able to chase and find the illegal immigrant killer.  Someone else had to do it for him…all because he choked.   So what happened to Rodarme?  Did he resign in humiliation?  Did he become the town drunk knowing he had a Fredo moment?

Of course not!

Today his ineptitude and stupidity has been elevated to a leadership position within the Phoenix PD. Today this assclown goes by Sergeant Rob Rodarme (#6999) and he was the sergeant in charge of and called upon at Scott Bundgaard’s crazy scene on the Squaw Peak Parkway. 

There's a parade of idiots tied to this story.  One key assclown is a detective Bryn Ray who refused to interview people who saw a dumb cunt and wannabe model named Aubry Ballard drunker than a pack of Indians on payday.  These same people witnessed first-hand what a jealous snatch Ballard was all evening while Bundgaard danced with his partner at a charity dance competition.   Another dumbass is a Phoenix police officer named Christi Bell who testified via telephone as a friend of Aubry Ballard.  A while back Bell was contacted by Ballard that Scott had been violent with her.  Conveniently for them it comes out now when Aubry needed a defense for her crazy highway antics.

Aubry Ballard tried to invoke the domestic violence card as most conniving hatchet wounds do in an attempt to hide her actions and lay blame on Bundgaard. It looks like a lot of people fell for it.  And the best accusation they have is Bundgaard invoked immunity.  So what if Bundgaard invoked?  He has a right to.  That’s not a crime but they want you to think it is.

But let’s focus on Aubry Michelle Ballard since no one else will.  This public relations figure made sure Bundgaard was dragged through the mud using her PR contacts and influence.  Make no mistakes, we actually know of people who work with Aubry and she is no angel and darling as the media would like you to think. Rumors are she has worked more than Public Relations gigs; her past not only involves working the pole of a state senator, but also a brass one! 



What we hear is Aubry at one time had her adult entertainment card in Phoenix so as to work at strip joints and a bunny card in Vegas to work the same.  We don’t think working the pole is a bad thing..or working an Arizona state senator's pole...or working any man's pole - we just think if you’re going to play the victim card that everyone should see the entire picture. 

We consulted with some of Ballard’s conquests and know just about everything from her belly ring, to her Brazilian, to some of her favorite sexual exploits.  It wasn’t very hard to find people who would speak with us.   

The bad boob job was described to us as, “two zip-lock bags filled with creamed corn.  The plastic surgeon should have been shot over that debacle."  

Maybe the doctor should have fixed her nose and fixed her face instead of her fun bags?  Maybe the sweater meat were supposed to take away from the but-her-face? 

We may never know.

One thing we will never do is jump on a bandwagon and trust the PPD and of Sergeant Rob Rodarme.  Should we believe in the leadership and judgement of Rodarme along with Ballard and her cunting cop friends? Since Rodarme failed at having Erfle's back, is he now trying to make it up another way?

We think you're a dumbass if you believe ANYTHING that comes out of the PPD. Cops in general have a long sordid history of lying and the Phoenix PD is full of liars.

A note to any guy out there who has a chick threatening to jump out of your car or walk into freeway traffic while you drive up a highway?  

Let her jump.  Let her walk.

It will save you the trouble in the long run.


Second – Make no mistake – these Phoenix cops are dirty and will do almost anything to get themselves in the spotlight and bring someone down.  It's what these dirty shitbags do.   It’s what they get paid to do and how they advance their careers.  It's a sales job.  The more people they convict and the more high powered people they bring down, the higher they climb. 

So before you start doubting Bundgaard’s claims as fanatical, crazy or greedy and drink the negative KoolAid on Scott Bundgaard spun by the cops and media - you only have to look at two source;.a dumb cunt standing on the side of a freeway whose catch phrase should be “I like it in my pooper right from my hooch,”  and some BadPhoenixCops who have Fredo-like moments.

Sue away Mr. Bundgaard!

Sue them for all you can and we hope you win and feel free to contact us.  You have our support.

It Only Took Rob Handy One Year to Help Bankrupt the City of San Bernardino! We Warned Them!

The latest in the news has the city of San Bernardino filing for Bankruptcy protection.  This is the same city where we warned them a year ago to not hire Phoenix police commander Rob Handy.   The news report says it is so dire, the City of San Bernardino may not be able to make payroll and they may have to put everyone on minimum wage.

If you recall, we actually stated in a past blog that if you hire any of the assclowns who were friends of Jack – including Andy Anderson, Mike or Heather Polombo, Jim Pina and the likes of Rob Handy – it was only a matter of time before they would help drive the city into the ground!  Well it appears Rob Handy fulfilled our dream of decimating a city he touched!  It's the opposite of the Midas touch - its the shit FOJ touch!

HA!  We wonder how an asshat like Rob Handy feels now?  We have labeled the likes of Rob Handy a prick, asshole and douchebag just like in the photo below - now we can add failure and minimum wage earner?

In some other news we came across this article

LINK - Man Admits During Job interview He Was a Child Molester. Too Bad His Last Name Wasn't TOVAR

At first sight we were excited that mainstream picked up our earlier story on Louie Adrian Tovar – son and nephew of Phoenix Commander Louie Tovar and Sergeant Mark Tovar.  The younger Louie Tovar admitted to both dog sex and child sex during his job interview with the Phoenix PD in 2006, and returned in 2009 to admit he molested others and NOTHING WAS DONE!!!!!! But no – it was someone else who admitted the same during their job interview but unlike Tovar, he was promptly arrested because his father wasn’t in charge on the sex crimes division of the Phoenix PD.

Think about all we are reading and seeing with Penn State, Sandusky and now Paterno; how they all helped hide Sandusky's proclivity for little boys, and then think about how the Phoenix PD did the same and continues to do the same with Louie Adrian Tovar and his proclivity for little boys and dogs.

It astounds us to this day – when you are the son/nephew of a cop, you get off (pun) on molesting little kids and lathering your junk with xtra chunky peanut butter for Fido - with no repercussions and it is swept under the rug.  But when you are not part of a cop family; you make headlines for molesting children and animals and are immediately arrested.

Are you reading this Garcia or are you still review all the lieutenant's resumes?  When you're done with the resumes, can check the tire pressure in all the vehicles?

Chief Garcia's Memo on Lieutenants and their CVs. Yeah...We Probably Shouldn't Have This...

It's nice to see chief Daniel Garcia taking ownership of the lieutenants. We also see this as a key role that he may learn from. We think he needs to talk to some retirees to gain some insight into the prior administration and why everyone left. The only question we have is what will he do with the likes of Lt. Dave Adams who was voted out of PPSLA and was convicted of imprisonment? Surely you can't have him lead anyone, nor send him out on any DV calls. Adams is a liability and should be fired. Employee Notification System - Chief Garcia and Lieutenants 06192012

The Newly Appointed Chief Grows a Set! And Don’t You Dare Call Him Danny Boy!

From what we hear, the newly appointed chief Garcia is instilling mass amounts of discipline in his meetings and is growing a nice set of balls!   Sources tell us:

• Don’t you dare call him Dan, Danny or be singing O' Danny Boy.  You address him as chief or chief Garcia and the first name bullshit is out the door.  He expects the same of all his command staff.

• Poor Joe Klima can’t drive a motorcycle anymore and got a new asshole torn into him. What good is a leader on a bike? 

• Chief Garcia has assigned seating in the meetings.  This is making everyone uncomfortable.

• Telling everyone that the night Duty Commander position will be done by everyone, for one week so that everyone can feel the pain of working from 7PM-7AM for seven consecutive days.  Crying sissy bitches can go whine to the master of all sissy bitches, sergeant Mike "Potato Head" Polombo.

• Telling the group that all the committees assigned to make decisions are pointless (and as we have learned - they're rigged), and that he will make the decisions. Chief Garcia realizes that management by committee is paralysis by over analysis and a load of horseshit.

• That DUIs of officers is automatic termination and not some bullshit 10 hour suspension and investigation.

...And that lots of other changes are coming!


But words are just that – WORDS. 

We want some action - and not action in a Maryvale parking lot!

We like what we hear but until we see these changes and start seeing people fired and investigations started on the Tovar molestation cover up, Lauri Burgett, the dumb Polombos, Quaas and all the other crimes that are covered up by the creeps in the Phoenix PD, we will continue our shock and awe on the Phoenix PD. Until we see people like assistant chiefs Jim Pina and Tracy Montgomery tossed to the curb like the pieces of shit they are…then it’s all WORDS and tough guy talk.

But we still like what we hear!
Chief Garcia:  Next meeting you should send out Montgomery to “fetch” you some coffee or send Pina to pick up your dry cleaning.   You should also give everyone the speech about how, You don't get your money, where you get your honey...One doesn't shit, where they eat...One shouldn't dip their pen in the company ink... and if any of them are caught fucking, fingering, blowing, eating, kissing, groping, humping or shagging one another in the Phoenix PD - especially at the command level - they will be Donald-Trump-Terminated.  Montgomery will probably queef when she hears this!  Make sure she is seated front and center at that announcement!

BTW chief - Have you met the other Pina yet – el gordo Benny Pina? 

Conduct a fitness test and offer him $50 for every unassisted push up, pull up or sit up he can do in exec staff. It's his choice on which one he can do.  Have a paramedic on stand-by.  Don’t worry chief, you won’t be paying out any money.  Then tell them, “If a commander looks like this fat, sloppy mess, how would you expect a precinct of officers to be in tip-top shape?” Then put Gordo Benny on a low carb diet with a physical every week. 

Good luck Chief!  We like what we see thus far!

The Phoenix Police Gun Buy-Back Program? PLEASE! Sell You Old, Tired, Gentle Used Guns on Backpage.com and Save Yourself the Headache! Here’s Our Own Public Service Announcement

Every year the Phoenix PD has one of the dumbest, most obtuse programs with their meager attempt to get guns off the streets.  It’s the Buy-Back Program.  Supposedly if you have a gun that you no longer use or don’t want, turn it into the Phoenix PD for a $50 gift certificate.

A Bad Idea - the Phoenix PD Gun Buy-Back Program

This is so bad on so many levels, but mainly because of pure capitalism. Anyone may go to a website like www.backpage.com and sell a used firearm for a whole lot more than $50, unless of course it’s a shitty Lorcin.  One can easily get $200-$400, based on the type of gun...sometimes more!  Now wouldn't you rather have CA$H than a shitty $50 gift certificate from the Phoenix PD?  In most cases people will come to you to give you the money!

Police make it seem like owning, possessing and keeping a firearm is a very bad thing and use scare tactics like misfirings while cleaning or handling a gun.  If you know anything about a gun, this is virtually impossible (we simply can't understand how a gun can misfire while one cleans it.  For the novice, cleaning involves removing the magazine and all rounds...) and we firmly believe that if your gun misfired while you were cleaning it, then you are a moron and meant to die, and that bullet missing you was God's Mulligan.

It's all part of the poison and venom cops spread to control us.  They want to be the only one's with guns so when they bust down your door or are climbing your walls in your backyard, you down blow them away with your Mossberg.   Guns aren’t shot every day by citizens (how is a loaded gun in your dresser a "problem" and why the need for you to get rid of it?), and we encourage everyone to exercise their 2^nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms.   It is much harder to buy a new gun, then keep an old one.  There are many forms to fill out, background checks and sometimes waiting periods.

But if you feel you must get rid of your gun, then you can post any gun on www.backpage.com .  In Arizona you may freely buy and sell firearms to and from anyone, without a background check and without involving cops or the Feds - FOR CASH!   If you have a firearm and are looking to sell it or get rid of it, then feel free to contact us and we will share with you much better ways to dispose of and recycle firearms, without involving law enforcement. 

And if you need a gun and don't want anyone to know you own one, go to  www.backpage.com  where you can find just about any handgun, shotgun or rifle for sale.

We know 13,000 people see this site each month and it is our hope to protect you from the Phoenix PD and any PD.  Never talk to cops and never, ever give them an old gun.  You’re only asking for trouble – especially if you find a gun and think you can turn it in and get some money.  If you found one, rest assured someone else wanted to lose it and the only reason people want to “lose” guns is because they don’t want to be tied to it. 

And if you have a gun and are worried about kids/wives gaining access to it – those unfounded fears that the cops try to put in your head - then take a firearms safety course and make sure everyone in your house hold can load, unload, fire and clean a firearm.  Don't be afraid of guns and let cops get into your head.  Respect firearms and learn how to handle them.

It’s BadPhoenixCops Annual RAW DATA Blog – Random Fact’s and Figures Related to Life, the Blog, the Website and the Dirty Cops in the Phoenix PD

Last year (November, 2010), we did out first RANDOM FACTS AND FIGURES blog and thought it would be a great annual tradition. 

Enjoy and have a good laugh - at the expense of the Phoenix police department!

~BPC

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211 – Number of blog stories we have posted since this blog started, April 2008

2234 – Number of comments left on the blog since this blog started, April 2008

0 – Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife this year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife last year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina will have sex with his wife next year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife anytime during the Obama administration

28 – Number of times Jim Pina’s wife had sex this past year

273 – Number of “hits” our blog received in October, 2011 from people in the City of Phoenix

83 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Arizona State Government

 24 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Department of Homeland Security

11 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Department of Justice

109 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from someone using an Iron Key

392 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from someone using HidemyAss.com

1 – Number of sergeants assigned to our blog in PSB (Phoenix PD Internal Affairs), whose job it is to look at this site each day and to inform any current cop if their name was mentioned on the blog (Personal note to PSB sergeant: This blog posting alone is going to keep you busy this week!)

48.96 – Average percentage of NEW visitors we add to the blog each month

51.04 – Average percent of RETURNING visitors we see coming back to the blog each month

74 – Average percentage of users, using Windows

13 - Average percentage of users, using Macintosh

PlayStation Portable – Oddest/most diverse group of device users who view our blog (3%)

4.9 – Average number of seconds it takes for BadPhoenixCops to “load” when you land on the page

7.5 - Average number of seconds it takes for BadPhoenixCops to “load” when you land on the page during peak time

4.7 – Average length of a man’s flaccid penis, in inches

Negative (-) 1.8  - Length of Benny Pina’s penis (He’s so fucking fat, it’s now inverted and starting to turtle...)

2 – Average length of a man’s erect penis in inches on the 4^th floor in Phoenix PD management

 2 – Number of times Surprise, AZ police chief Mike Frazier was arrested in one day for beating and stalking his ex-wife

2- Number of times Mike Frazier has been a police chief, with a checked background as a wife beater

2 - Number of stories sent to us this week about how fucked up the Surprise, AZ police department is; the first story about how a former exec was fucking on the job like Phoenix cop Jeff Gordon - the Phoenix mayor's kid and another how a sergeant resigned who was under investigation. Did we mention that the current police chief Mike Frazier was arrested twice in one day for DV?  Keep up the great work Mike!  Nothing like running a department into the ground like Jack Ass Harris did.

Surprise Police Officer Has An On Duty FuckFest Like Mayor Phil Gordon's Son

Surprise Police Sergeant Resigns While Under Investigation

2 – The shoe size of little Louie Tovar

2- Number of children Louie Tovar’s son Adrian allegedly molested, under the nose of the Phoenix PD, and one child was a family member (And they still haven’t fulfilled our public records request on this matter)

41 - Number of children Penn state coach Jerry Sandusky alleged molested, under the nose of the Penn State Athletic department, and one child was a family member (And a day doesn't go by that this isn't in the news and published around the world)


2 - Number of work colleagues of Adrian Tovar who have contacted us, telling us where he works and how he is not listed in any registry for child molesters, and asking us to forward any public records request we receive

2 - Number of people who have contacted us who said they grew up with and went to Brophy with members of the Tovar family  - and how they always thought they were a weird family and a bunch of creeps

2 – Number of cops we spoke with who claimed they received a blowjob from a ugly lonely female cop with a gunt, in the Maryvale precinct parking lot

2 - The cop’s personal rating of these blowjobs on a scale of 1 through 10 (One lamented, "She used a lot of teeth and its wasn't very good...")

2 – Number of times this year someone contacted us on how to make their own Polombo nameplates

2 - Number of times Mike Polombo has tried to call Theron Quaas today after reading the above three entries, alleging further harassment claims and how this blog serves "no useful purpose"

 2 - Number of times we were contacted this year by an attorney who had a client facing criminal charges and asked us to dig up “dirt” on their arresting or investigating officer so as to embarrass and discredit them on the witness stand

2 – Number of those charged, who were acquitted due to us discrediting a police officer's testimony. (Maybe we should start a consulting business?)

22 – Number of times we were contacted in 2011 by recruiters who were doing background checks on current and former Phoenix cops looking for employment

2 – Number of times we were personal contacted about an employer/recruiter looking to employ Murray Andy Anderson, and we talked them out if it

2 - Number of times Murray Andy Anderson referred to this as an, "unaccredited grass roots website" (We wonder if he regrets those words and still feels the same...)

2 - Number of days it would take for a REAL police chief to fix the Phoenix PD, fire the inept and begin to restore the Phoenix PD to a respected department

2 – In millions of dollars it would take to buy and shut down this website and blog (and climbing...)

2 – Number of times Ed Zuercher’s daughter Ali Google'd his name and inquired, “Hey Dad, What’s a fucktard?”

5.25 – Pounds of turkey that Sonya Thomas (AKA The Black Widow) ate to win the annual turkey eating contest this year in New York City

5.25 – Pounds of feces that Benny Pina dumped the day after Thanksgiving in Phoenix, Arizona

2 – Out of the two types of diabetes, the "Type" Benny Pina will be diagnosed with, within five years

$6,986.31 – Monthly salary of Mike "Potato Head" Polombo

$6,750 - Estimate cost for Phalloplasty (penis enlargement surgery) for the likes of Jim Pina, Joe Yahner, Ed Zuercher, David Cavasos and the rest of the 4th floor Phoenix PD leadership team

$236.31 - The amount of money Mike "Potato Head" Polombo would have remaining after Phalloplasty, should he opt to correct his pinky-sized penis

$12,000 - Estimate cost for vaginoplasty and labiaplasty (removing the meat curtains and reshaping the hooch) for Tracy Montgomery, Heather Polombo and Laurie Burgett (But in all honesty, you just can't put lipstick on a donkey or purfume on a pig; and think that's going to fix it.  You're still going to need to put a bag over their head!)

June 1, 2016 – The date Mike Polombo will be forced to leave the Phoenix PD after entering DROP – unless of course we get him fired first or he has another heart issue while scuba diving

6 - The number of voicemails thus far Mike Polombo has left for Theron Quaas and Joe Knott on this particular blog posting and how he feels "harassed about the pinky-dick comment," how we "sullied his wife's hooch" and how he wants those (us), "psychos booked into jail."

$23.99 - The price for a box of CORBON ammo, (24 rounds  of 9mm) at Sportsmans - the preferred concealed-carry ammo of our law enforcement sources, and friends and family of this blog    The Only Ammo to Use - CORBON

2 - Number of nameplates we need to post on the web to raise Mike Polombo's blood pressure and to send Theron Quaas into investigation mode

4,468 – Average number of words Phil Roberts had in his now infamous kidnapping memos

587 – Number of pocked-mark holes in Murray Andy Anderson’s face

13 - Number of steps it would take for Murray Andy Anderson to fall down, to break his neck


1 - Number of times the police were called to Andy Anderson's home for Domestic Violence, because his wife feared for her life

1 - Number of times Murray Andy Anderson was trespassed from the offices of PLEA

 587 – Number of child crimes that were left in limbo under the watch and leadership of Andy Anderson (We wonder if Adrian Tovar was one of them?)

4 – Number of years both Andy Anderson and Jeff Hynes knew about these unsolved and under worked crimes,  and did nothing

1996 – Year Jeff Hynes was added to the BRADY list for lying

898,098 – Total number of page views our blog has received since its inception in April, 2008

10,290 – Number of page views thus far in the month of November

$10,000 – Number of dollars Tracy Montgomery allegedly spent on attorney’s fees investigating how to sue and or shut down this site

14 - Best estimate according to our sources of the number of Phoenix city employees, Tracy Montgomery has "dated"

 200 – The multiplier that the dumb stupid cunt Tracy Montgomery would have needed to multiply her $10,000 by, in order to shut down (and own) this blog

3000+ - The number of Phoenix police officers happy and elated they weren't mentioned or discussed in this annual blog entry!

1 - The number one blog and website on the PLANET - BadPhoenixCops.com Where we destroy, vilify and excoriate any and all dirty cops in the Phoenix PD without remorse.  No one in the Phoenix PD has a conscience.  So why should we?

Theron Quaas Ordered to Turn Over All Property to Our Blogger! Our Blogger is Relieved He Got All His Porn Back!

It took well over two years from the illegal take and break in of our blogger's house in March, 2009. A judge's court order demanded the return of all the property. Even with the order in place for well over 30 days, Theron Quaas tried to say there was a “clerical error” with returning the equipment. This week, blogger Jeff had all items returned.

We sat down with Jeff and asked him some questions on his equipment, the blog, and some Bad Phoenix Cops. Here what he had to say…

Q: So you finally got your stuff back. How do you feel?
A: It’s only took them two years and based on the Chain of Custodies, none of this stuff was even reviewed or analyzed since the day it was bagged. Just goes to show you how this was all a rouse to silence me.

Q: So what about Theron Quaas?
A: What about him? Remember when you were a kid and you used to give the ball to the smallest, weakest kid and shout SMEAR THE QUEER? That was Theron Quaas. Quaas is a useless pawn douche in the grand scheme of things. I was in FLOs the other day in Scottsdale and could have sworn he was my busboy.

Q: Some would say you are pretty harsh with your criticism of the Phoenix PD and the Polombos. What do you say to that?
A: Those people are entitled to their opinion and so am I. Look – a guy like Polombo – geez where do we begin. We had a friend of ours recently get married to a stripper. She’s a nice girl, but he can’t avoid the fact that her tits and ass have been ground into a lot of guys in Phoenix. She knows the pole very well.  If Mike Polombo wants to leave a wife and daughter for someone who is known for shampooing pubic hair with their saliva – then so be it. But I am allowed to talk about it – especially when they are city employees.  Even if they think it doesn't serve 'any useful purpose.'

Q: Wow. That’s harsh. Is it personal against Polombo?
A:  Since the Phoenix PD broke into my home and stole my stuff because of Mike Polombo – it will always be personal. I just don’t think Mike Polombo or the Phoenix PD play chess all that much. They never thought this through and the raid on my home and Barnes backfired into a national, PR nightmare for them. I grew up outside of New York City and would deal with guys like Polombo every day. We know so much about him. His favorite movies are GoodFellas, Casino and the Godfather and thinks he is life imitating art. He thinks he’s untouchable and wields some sort of power as a homicide cop. As my kids say playing Xbox, he was pwnd.

Q: Some people say you are the guy that got Jack Harris fired?
A:  I get that a lot – a lot of back slapping and congratulations. I was in Cave Creek the other day and someone out of the blue in a restaurant heard my name and said something about an article in the NEWTIMES and remembered me.  How fucked up is that? I really can’t believe it! I cannot take credit for toppling Jack. PLEA and Phil Roberts did most of it. I won’t grandstand and say I had anything to do with it.

Q: But you did send that letter to OIG?
A: So did Roberts and some other people I think. Listen – It’s great Jack Harris is gone and we all played a part in his demise, even Jack himself. The city of Phoenix is a much better place.

Q: What will people find surprising about you?
A:  I am actually a pretty normal guy, quiet and shy. Very unassuming. No braggadocio with me. When cops meet me they think I will be some lunatic, arrogant cop hater, but I am not. I’m the guy behind you at Starbucks. They will also be surprised that I don’t run BadPhoenixCops. If they only knew how many work on it.

Q: What’s going on with the wife and kids?
A: It's an EX-wife.  That’s something I don’t talk about. It’s really sad. The kids are great and always will be. Let’s just say they are learning as they age about badphoenixcops and badphoenixmoms.


Q: So you just got your stuff back. How did that go and tell us about that?
A: Yeah.  I promised to give a shout-out to Christina at Impound on Elwood. She was very helpful and she had one hell of a turd cutter. Jesus was she cute in those tight cargo pants.  Quaas and Campagnolo tried their hardest to keep my stuff, but they lost. Poor Ted is trying to manage these cops, but he can’t. Ted has no control over anything. He is a pawn.  I am surprise Tom Horne hasn’t shit-canned his stupid, lazy ass. He tried to say there was a clerical error with returning my stuff. Just more lies. Most of the stuff was bagged in March of 2009 and never touched. Here are a few bags (shows us the bags) still sealed, never touched or analyzed. It’s weird looking at these old computers.


Q: Are you worried they planted something on them?
A: They aren’t smart enough to do that plus we hear the IT guys are pretty decent and actually support us fighting the corruption.  These are Phoenix cops and Theron Quaas (laughs) just isn't that smart to plant anything.   I have sent them out to friends to wipe clean. I really didn’t care about the equipment. It was the data I wanted.

Q: So are you keeping them?
A: I might give them to my kids. Or I might donate them to Aid for the Retarded in the name of Theron Quaas and Ted Campagnolo.

Q; Where do you come up with some of these lines and vitriolic phrases for the blog?
A:  It's not just me, but I have always had crude humor. I grew up listening to Howard Stern and grew up in a strict Catholic family. I needed an outlet and this is the way I speak with my friends. It’s endearing, trust me.

Q: With Jack Harris being gone, what would you want to ask him if given the opportunity?
A:  Wow. I guess I would say Jack: Every man has a favorite tit on their woman. We all gravitate to the same boob when we are about to do the mattress mambo. So Jack, when your wife Connie got cancer, was it in your favorite boob and how did you feel about that?

Q: Ouch! That’s pretty bad…
A:  That’s me. I would love to ask him that in person just to see his reaction. He is so used to people being humble and pussy-footing around him. He would probably shit his pants! Maybe I should drive to his north Phoenix house, knock on his door like Dave Biscobing did and ask him. But seriously I don’t think twice about Jack Harris. He was just one of many who needed to go. I have nothing to say to him or ask him. That’s up to my lawyers. 


Q: Some say you should run for City Council or Mayor. What do you say to that?
A: Can you imagine? That would be epic!  Imagine the campaign commercial and my platform. (In a deep booming voice) Indicted numerous times, house raided, accused of being on drugs, molesting kids, domestic violence and a whole host of other accusations that any ex bitter wife will throw at you. Meet your new mayor… - I have thought about it, but it’s too dirty for me. I would easily save the city over $1M by stopping the private OxyGordon security detail.  I would be the most politically incorrect mayor you ever met.  Undoubtedly within 30 days would be fucking some hot girl in impound - much hotter than that dog Gordon is banging.  I would add into the lexicon words like “fuckstick” “assclown” and “fucktard.” I don’t think it’s for me. I’m not that corrupt and the pay sucks.  I'm just not the dirty politician type, but who knows.


Q: How is this going to end? What is the fitting ending to your situation?
A: Are you asking me for a denoument? Jesus. I can think of so many, Mike Polombo chokes and has a heart attack while eating mashed potatoes, Theron Quaas drowns in a vat of Kikkoman’s soy sauce, Jack Harris is mountain biking and drives off a cliff like that Segway dude, Louie Tovar gets sodomized to death, Ronnie Snodgrass loses 150 pounds and wins the PF Changs marathon – there are so many fitting ends to this. I don’t know how or if it will end. There will only be more dirty cops like Yahner and other dirty members in leadership who avoid the issues, like Cavasos and Zuercher.

Q: Would you ever sit down with any of them to talk?
A: To talk about what? Clearly they won’t fix anything. Look at what happened to Phil Roberts and nothing was done. Look at what happened to me, Barnes, Linnea and nothing was done. That’s why the blog is needed. I have no desire to sit down with any of them unless they are handing me a check. Maybe if Hampton or Robinson became Chief they may want to bury the hatchet, but that’s a long time off and wishful thinking.


Q: Would you ever shut down the site?
A: That’s a good question for the owner.

Q: So you don’t own it?
A: Nope and the Phoenix PD know that and that’s all I’ll say about it. It isn't owned by PLEA and Dave Barnes either and I didn't go to high school with Barnes and plot this thing years ago in study hall.  It's so fucking rediculous the stories I hear.

Q: Would it ever be sold?
A: I know there were talks of going national with someone before the economy took a shit. Like BadCops - Los Angeles, BadCops – Houston, but I don’t know where that went. I think it would be tough to manage but I see what THEDIRTY.com was able to do and it could work. There’s a lot of logistics and a lot more people needed for that type of stuff. Plus there would need to be measures in place like with WikiLinks to protect the workers. I could see dirty cops in other cities raiding people’s homes too.

Q: Do you agree with what WikiLinks did?
A: Sure. We have a right to know what the fuck is going on.


Q: At all costs? Even at the risk of life?
A: That’s what they want you to think. Information is power. I think Napoleon said something along the lines of, a smart informed people are a risk to governments. What the US and I guess the Phoenix PD forget is that they work for the people. I think since 9/11 we are way out of control with losing our rights as citizens. Even the TSA think they are Gods among insects.


Q: So you never answered the question, will the site be sold?
A: Everything and everyone has a price. I guess you could look at it like a hooker. You don’t pay them to come a fuck your brains out, you pay them to leave so you don’t have to deal with the bullshit of an annoying chick. If the owner wanted to sell or redeploy it in some way, I would support that.

Q: Getting back to the Polombos, do you think Mike reads this blog?
A: I know everyone reads it and if they say they’re not, they’re lying. I know I would if I were him.

Q: Why do you think they read it?
A: Because it’s funny, because it’s raw, because we say what everyone is thinking. Because Mike is narcissistic and wants to know what we are saying about him - good or bad.  It’s entertaining. If something was being written about you, wouldn’t you want to read it?

Q: The language is a bit rough. Do you think it detracts from the goal and you lose subscribers?
A: I think if you won’t read something because of strong words and euphemisms, you need to get a life. Words are words. It’s the message behind them. That’s what makes us unique that we will excoriate cops in a public forum.  I don't know of any site like ours - not even the one in Tempe by Tempe cops.


Q: I must admit, before the blog I have never heard of some the phrases used – like a hatchet wound for female genetalia?
A: I prefer the word CUNT but a friend of mine uses hatchet wound. CUNT is such is final word. There isn’t much better than the “C” word followed by a U-N-T. But hatchet wound is pretty funny. One needs to think about hatchet wound for a few seconds and see the visual.

Q: You don’t see a problem calling people a hatchet wound or cunt?
A: Nope and I sleep well at night too! Listen – these cops deserve to be called what they are called on the blog. They labeled me an instigator of domestic violence when it never happened and they don’t appear to have a problem with that. It is revenge that will last a lifetime.

Q: Care to elaborate?
A: Before this, before my divorce no one heard of me and I kind of like it that way. The police created bogus indictments, bogus charges and now I am labeled things forever for no reason except that their rot and power made it so and an angry bitter ex-wife. Turn-about is fair play. Google Jack Harris, Phoenix PD, Theron Quaas, Mike or Heather Polombo, Andy Anderson or Louie Tovar. Like me, they are now forever memorialized on the web. Let’s see how they like it. We know they can’t get jobs after the Phoenix PD.


Q: How do you know this?
A: One dirty little secret I will share is with the hits to the blog. We get over 13,000 hits each month. We can see who is viewing us. We did a blog about this. We can see the number of people with COX, Qwest, city of Phoenix, Homeland Security and many others. We can see when they visit and how many times. We can see what time of day and how long they spend and on which page. Among those visiting the site are recruiters. Recruiters for jobs in the public or private sector. So much like the city of Phoenix we know everything about that recruiter and can see when they came to the site because they were researching someone like Andy Anderson based on key word searches. We then contact these recruiters and send them tons of info on these cops. It’s actually fantastic the way it works.


Q: That sounds diabolic. And you don’t have a problem with this?
A: Not at all. Like I said, they attempt to smear people like me, like Barnes with raids, bogus indictments and NOIs. Let’s see how they like it when the shoe is on the other foot. That’s what drives them nuts. They can’t do anything about it which is why they took all my computers and tried the whole harassment computer fraud thing.

Q: You seem to know a lot about the web. How did you get into this? Do you program?
A: I am not technical at all. That’s what’s so funny. I am not a programmer. My brother designs computer networks. I am a sales guy. He scoffs at these stories on how I created a website. I don’t know HTML. I started off in the computer industry over 20 years ago as a marketing manager.

Q: So you don’t write code?
A: Fuck no! I am just a regular guy with a sense of humor. I still can’t figure out my bluray player. I am not a nerd or a hack. My kids know more than I do.


Q: Do you ever fear for your safety?
A: Never. I think others do it for me.

Q: How come?
A: I assure you these guys are pussies and I am well protected. I won't elaborate but let's just say everyone has a God given right to defend their life, from anyone.  I also have sources all over so like I said, I sleep well at night. They know the rules, they know I know their Ops orders and I have great lawyers. I’m not stupid and don’t put myself in harms way. I do avoid Phoenix and stick to Scottsdale, Glendale, Peoria or Tempe as much as possible.


Q: Even when you meet cops?
A: We don’t meet with cops. If we ever do, it is well vetted or they are retired. I don’t want to give away the farm, but most stuff is sent to us or given to us without the need to talk, meet or explain it. People seem to over complicate things. They think some big meetings or espionage are happening when it’s nothing like that. I actually got a kick when I read that Mike and Heather Polombo patrol their own neighborhood and when their alarm went off, went into their homes with the guns drawn – like I would want to break in to take photos of their cheap IKEA furniture or Mike's polyester pants.  What a couple of fucking idiots.

Q: You keep going back to the Polombos. Why the focus?
A: Because they are so comical and exemplary of what is stupid and wrong with the Phoenix PD. It’s so funny, you can’t make up this stuff or characters like Mike Polombo. Mike was married, had a wife and a beautiful daughter and he fucked someone at work and was called out on it. Everyone knew it and now they try and play victims. It’s classically funny. My home was broken into and my computers stolen for 2 years solely because of Mike Polombo. Mike needs to know that he reaps what he sows and should have thought this through. Like I said earlier, Mike doesn't understand or play chess. Chess players are thinking 3-5 moves ahead of their current move.

Q: Ever think guys like Polombo, Quaas of Harris will just lose it and come after you?
A:  Sure, but I don’t lose sleep over it.  Mike was pretty emotional in those videos acting like a sissy bitch.  I would love to see these pieces of shit on my doorstep. If I ever lived in Mike Polombo’s neighborhood and he was patrolling with a gun and asked me what I was doing there sitting in my car, there would be a major problem.  But like I said earlier, these guys are pussies. Cunt sandwiches – minus the bread. Mostly likely got their asses kicked in high school, grew mustaches and became cops. They would never command any respect or be a leader anywhere else, except for the fact they have a badge and a gun. Anyone who knows me, knows that anything I say, I will say to someone’s face. If any of these cops want to call me or email me, they can do it.


Q: Are you serious? They can contact you?
A: Sure. I have had people contact me and say - hey man that was harsh and such-n-such is really a good cop. Or hey man I spoke to so-n-so and he was devastated by his name on the blog. If Polombo or anyone wanted to dispute something, they could have contacted me. I’m not saying anything would be done, and I might tell them to go and fuck their own mother, but at least they would have some respect and some balls. Not everyone has to agree with what is said, but they should respect our right to say it.


Q: Polombo has called you psychotic. He also was going to pursue legal action against you. Anything ever come of it?
A: I’m still waiting. That’s tough guy dumb-gumba talk like he is on the Jersey Shore or something. Polombo can’t do shit to me. He knows it. He has asked people where I live and said he was going to sue me. Others have too.  I heard Montgomery dropped $10K on lawyers to try and pursue me.  Polombo's best game was trying to bring me up on criminal charges with his pal Jack Harris. I am not psychotic at all and quite normal. There is always a cause and effect. This is the effect that will last a lifetime for Mike.


Q: What do your family and friends think of all this?
A: They laugh. No one in a million years would of thought I would be involved in such a mess, but in the same vein, the New Englander in me has them understanding I won’t take any shit from anyone, especially cops.

Q: So did you get your porn back?
A: Ha…I guess so, along with my Itunes. This stuff is old. It was 3 years old when it was stolen from me. It’s surreal to see this stuff, but it was recreated within weeks.

Q: Any parting words for anyone out there reading this?
A: Not really. Just keep up the fight, fuck the Polombos and send us shit on dirty cops.