You’re Welcome Sergeant Bret Draughn – We’re Helping You “Spread the Word” About Phoenix Cops Being Limited on the Number of Rounds They Receive!

File this one folks under “WTF??”

The Phoenix PD are limiting the number of rounds (bullets) that cops can shoot. 

Yeah…Can you believe it?  Funny how the rest of us can get ammo, but the Phoenix PD can't?  Where are they trying to buy their ammo...WalMart?

C'mon Chief Danny! Can't you take some of the money wasted on annual Oath of Office Recertification and buy 100 rounds of ammo?

Based upon our calculations, this should cost $520 max. ($.52 per round). Can't you put this kind of money together? Maybe take some of the overtime money your newly appointed commander Joe “Balloon” Knott gave himself when he worked homicide? $520 is about one callout per year for him!  Maybe sell all the ketchup spilled on Stan Hoover's uniform shirt back to McDonalds? That should net at least $600 itself! 

Maybe if they put all these fat fucks like the Pina brothers or the Polombos on diets, they might save on the uniform allowances?   So if these fat fucks are too out of shape to chase criminals, and now they have no ammo...then what are they going to do?   Lob insults?  Use strongly worded messages?

Policing with a Porpoise?  Smells like a bunch of dead fish to us. 

Geez Danny Garcia – what a horrific thing to do to the 5th largest police department in the country.  Is this one of those things you were taught in Dallas?

The rumor is that during Danny's range qualification in Phoenix, he couldn't hit the broad side of Benny Pina's ginormous ass from seven yards, and hence had to be given a "secret" "special" qualification test without anyone around to see it.

 Go back to Dallas you midget, Napoleonic moron.


From: Draughn, Bret
Sent: Monday, March 25, 2013 2:38 PM
To: Training Rep Grp
Cc: Moore, David (Lt.)
Subject: Suspension of 100 rounds per month

Effective immediately the Department will be suspending the 100 rounds per month program for Department personnel. Due to budgetary issues, increasing cost of ammunition, and the difficulty in getting ammunition in a timely basis the Department must begin to carefully manage what ammunition we have on hand.  Don't shoot the messenger folks (not that you really could afford to anyway...)  

Please help me in spreading the word so we can limit how many folks needlessly drive to the Training Bureau and find out they can't get ammunition.

The one exception to this will be for those in the Skill Builder Program who, by policy, are required to practice. They will be allowed to get ammunition and get in their mandatory practice but will be limited to 50 rounds per session. 

In an unprecedented move and with the advent of the movie Hunger Games, we are going to allow archery practice at the range to help alleviate this problem.  Chief Danny is requesting this Renaissance  - that we all start going "old school" on future criminals.   Fencing practice will begin next week.

Sorry for the inconvenience but if we don't start to manage this now we will run out of ammunition with a lot of mandatory training and qualifications that have to take place.  We also want to ensure that idiots like detective Anthony Brokaw don't shoot themselves in the ass again, and waste rounds needlessly.

Thank you for helping me  spread the legs of Heather Polombo spread the word.

If the situation doesn't improve over the next few months, we are going to start issuing Molotov cocktails to all patrols, with the bottles generating from Stan Hoover’s recycle bin.


Sergeant Bret Draughn
Phoenix Police Department
Training Bureau - Firearms Training Detail
Work Days: Monday-Friday
Work Hours: 0600-1600 hours
Phone Number: 602-534-0671
Email address: bret.draughn@phoenix.gov
"POLICING WITH A PORPOISE"

Happy Birthday to Us, Happy Birthday to Us! BadPhoenixCops! Four Years of Excoriating The Worst of the Worst in Phoenix Arizona and There’s No Stopping Us!

We can’t believe that it has been four years since this site and blog were started.

233 Blog posts. 
Over 2,500 comments.
Nearly 1 million viewers and followers.

It’s our Birthday!

We have been destroying, excoriating, vilifying and embarrassing Bad Phoenix Cops and moronic city officials since 2008 - and were damn proud of it!  Our goal and mantra have been the same since day one:  We exposure all their dirty deeds and indiscretions in the most public forum possible.  From their DUIs, to their sexual trysts, to their child molesting sons, to their pock-marked faces - our intent is to make their Phoenix police job…their last job in public service…and to ensure the private sector is aware of the disservice they did to the Phoenix community so they are eminently unemployable.  We do what they do...to so many honest law abiding citizens. We use their own rules, their own ops orders and their own people against them and we have no reason to stop or slow down, until wrongs are made right! We call them assclowns, fucktards and cunts and when a Phoenix motor is riding on our ass, we blast our windshield wiper fluid all over them!

We have no mercy, we have no remorse, we carry no guilt, we have no conscience, we subscribe to no religion, we hold nothing sacred, and we have zero respect for any cop labeled and listed on this blog. We received veiled threats on a weekly basis.  When they threaten us with legal action, our noose just gets tighter and it gets worse and more public for them. We publish everything, redact nothing and let the public know it all.   We can’t be stopped and our forces grow stronger every month.  There's only thing that will shut down this site; lots of cops getting fired and indicted…and of course lots of money to buy this website.

So in true Birthday fashion we will be hosting our annual Spring Birthday Happy Hour to gather with our friends.  Let's celebrate our success and the demise of Jack Harris and all other dirty shitbags in the Phoenix PD.  We will be handing out free jars of Tovar peanut butter to all who attend.

We won’t post the address here, but if you are interested in attending, hit us up on the Hushmail email BadPhoenixCops@hushmail.com  and spread the word. You can also contact the good cops in the Phoenix PD as they will know.  Bring a friend, bring yourself, or bring your own jar of peanut butter!   The first few rounds are on us! 

Also feel free to invite a Tovar (even the molester), invite a Pina (either the really fat one or the little one featured to the left) , invite a Harris or and Anderson and we will tell them EXACTLY what we publish here, right to their face, as we get loaded with vodka!

One more thing...Fuck Mike Polombo and his dumb cunt wife Heather!

Breaking News: Harassment Charges are Dropped Against Dave Barnes!!! Theron Quaas, Mike Polombo and Heather Polombo are Seen Having a Hissy Fit.

All Harassment charges (related to Dave Barnes harassing fellow married officers, Mike and Heather Polombo) have been dropped.

We have heard from multiple sources that the charges have been dropped and we will get “the official” paperwork and post it here.  Looks like all that crying and theatrics just didn't work.

Yep that’s right.

Theron Quaas has been working this case since Summer of 2008 and almost 2 years later, just couldn’t close the deal. At this point we are beginning to think that Theron Quaas couldn’t close a door!

Gee Chief Jack Ass - you fired Dave Barnes over this...now what are you going to do? So it looks like you fired him for just the bogus perjury claim?  Your dirty cops lie everyday.  This one is going to cost the city millions.

The Polombos were a couple of crying, whining sissies in those videos - I wonder what their next move will be?

We expect an influx of Potato Head and nameplate photos.

The Heather Polombo Videos AND the Mike Polombo Videos (1800+ views on these videos!!)

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=badphoenixcops#g/u

We posted all the Heather Polombo Videos (there are 14 of them) on YouTube.  They are there with Mike Polombo's videos under our BadPhoenixCops Channel on YouTube. 

We appreciate the call Ted, but we aren't taking them down. This is all part of Discovery and part of Public Record.  Hopefully everyone is quickly discovering what major A-holes and liars the Polombos and Quaas are!

Our bounty still stands - $1,000 for any dirt on Heather or Mike Polombo - Phoenix Police Officers.

We are also getting these videos loaded on a website outside the United States, should the creeps in Phoenix PD try and remove them.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=badphoenixcops#g/u