Chief Garcia is Really a Moron! An Idiot That Needs to Go! - And Take Ed Zuercher With Him!

Same crap…different police chief.  One wonders if Jack Ass Harris would have been better or worse?  It seems Garcia and Harris are equally inept and incompetent at managing and fixing the Phoenix PD.   Both are corrupt lying shitbags.

Last month lieutenant Joe "Balloon" Knott was promoted to a commander!  Can you believe Balloon Knott is a commander?  The “S” in his middle name stands for “Stupid.” Thanks to chief Garcia, this assclown is now in a leadership position. Someone told us a longtime ago that Joe Knott's family tree is a cactus, because everyone in it is a little prick - jusr like Joe.  The only positive thing about Joe Knott (we hope) would be his HIV status.

Then as a follow-on to our prior blog posting, Danny Garcia clearly violated protocol by not allowing any heterosexual white-men attend the Obama Inauguration.  For this discriminatory act, all he receives is a “Letter of Concern” from the village idiot and assistant city manager, Ed Zuercher.

A Letter of Concern?   WTF is THAT!!!!

In response, We thought it would be appropo to publish our own letter of concern to Ed:

LINK to Ed Zuercher's Letter of Concern - What a Joke!

From:  BadPhoenixCops
To: Ed Zuercher – Assistant City Manager, City of Phoenix
RE:  Letter of Concern
March 19, 2013

Dear Mr. Zuercher:

We are concerned you are an imbecile and a fucktard.

The way you covered for and protected Chief Garcia, makes us wish your father pulled out. 

We will pray every day your family gets cancer and your daughter ends up a stripper.

Warmest Regards,

BadPhoenixCops

Sure You Can Go to the Obama Inauguration – But only If you are Black, Gay or Culturally Diverse! White People with Outdoor Plumbing Need Not Apply. The Phoenix PD Are At it Again!

We heard about this story a few weeks back, but we wanted to ensure Donna Rossi of CBS Channel 5 got the story first since we always beat her to the punch.  She gets so pissed at us when we post something before she can do a story.

It appears that the selection process to go to Obama’s Inauguration was based on color and gender at the request of the new police chief.  You're Black?  OK brother!  You're Hispanic?  No problemo.  You're Gay?  Well bring your rainbows to DC!   You're a white male?  Sorry - you can't go.

LINK: You Have to Be a Minority to Go to Inaugurations These Days

The article states:

Montgomery admitted that she and commander Geary Brase used race and gender in the selection process, but Montgomery and Brase also told investigations that they were ordered to do so by the city's top cop.
"Based on what we needed ethnically, to balance out the list, he chose the most senior members of that ethnic group and/or gender group to go," Assist. Police Chief Tracy Montgomery said in her interview with EOD investigators.
"I was told by Chief (Daniel) Garcia through Chief Montgomery that the police chief wanted to send a diverse representative group to Washington," Brase said.
An email by Montgomery also indicates that matching the inauguration team to the ethnic and gender breakdown of the department was the expressed desire of the police chief.


It looks like there may be a little riff now between the dumbass and ever worthless Montgomery and the new police chief.  We hope now she gets fired.  We heard she went on stress leave over this one.

See Garcia? We warned you and now she threw you under the bus!!

But here’s where this is really creepy and shows how dirty and diabolical the Phoenix PD and city Manager’s office really are!

Chief Danny Garcia’s interview wasn’t recorded. 
Why? 

Also this investigation gets turned over to Police Internal Affairs which is run by Danny Garcia too.  Why?

Because that’s the way they set it up.  That’s the way they scratch each other’s back and protect themselves.  That’s the reason why people hate dirty cops and one wonders why they are not given respect?

Someone asked us the other day, “What is going on?  Why are people so apt to hate (and shoot) cops?  When is it going to end? How can we make it stop?”

(For those of you outside of Arizona or international, over the course of the past few weeks here in Arizona, a Phoenix cop was shot in central Phoenix six times and a Maricopa County Sheriff was shot in Peoria – just a few miles from "Balloon" Knott’s house. )

Make it stop?!!?  For us the realization came after 9/11 and continued up until this Blog was created in 2008.   Cops somehow were elevated to demi-gods and it has progressively gotten worse.  They are para-military (even their uniforms look like military) and demand in some weird, backward bizarro-world way, the same respect of those who serve in the armed forces.  

But people have lost most respect for law enforcement because of the power play.   Just read the news (and this blog!) and how Garcia doesn’t get recorded during an investigation or hides things from public record or starts bogus investigations on a whim.   Is he above the law?  It appears so.






In the news we hear and see:

- Cops throwing kids against the wall for skateboarding and threatening  our youth, whilst secretly being recording
- Cops throwing old ladies on the ground at traffic stops
- Cops having on duty sex, in uniform
- Cops stealing, molesting, being drunk or beating their wives/girlfriends
- Cops spraying mace and tassering kids on school campuses
- Cops shooting at citizens (and sometimes killing) with no very little merit and their only justification is they felt threatened and the only witness is now a dead man
And in Phoenix…
- A pocked faced Lauri Burgett starting a video company about her own job and retaliating against Phil Roberts for calling her out on many things
- Mike Polombo bringing up bogus harassment claims with his whore, blowjob loving wife Heather
- Louie Tovar raising and hiding a child molester known as, Louie “Adrian” Tovar junior
- Officer Chris Wilson enjoying the taste of 14 and 17 year old boys (why not the taste of gunpowder, copper or lead??)
- Theron Quaas shoving ferrets and live mice in his ass (that's an inside joke, but if you have even seen this little man, you know it's not too far from the truth)
- A drunk Steve Soha or the ever stupid Tracy Montgomery now throwing her own chief under the bus
- Dave Adams beating and holding hostage his wife, then being promoted to lieutenant
- Numerous sexual liaisons and sexual advances within the Phoenix PD even involving the former Mayor’s son - Jeff Gordon (who by the way was suspended for 6 months by AZ post for his on duty sex – so Phil OxyGordon called in some favors to get him a temporary job as a police assistant until his AZ post certificate is reinstated.)

….and all are still working as Phoenix cops.  Google any of these names and see what the internet (and this blog) has done to their reputation.  Spending $10,000 with reputation.com sure doesn't help!!

A new police chief who wants to alter a cops uniform for looks, but doesn’t understand or read his own Ops order 3.15 on uniforms – as he is seen repeatedly wearing an honor guard pin on his lapel.   This douchebag move is akin to Obama wearing a Seal Team Six pin on his lapel.

The biggest compliment we are ever paid is when people tell us (and thank us) for opening up their eyes and telling these stories that would otherwise never be told.  How often will main stream media cover the stories we cover and say what we will say?  They won’t . They can’t.  Mainstream media like Channel 5 and Donna Rossi need a cooperative and liberal relationship with cops.  We don’t and don’t care - and will pay, bribe and obtain our stories through the most surreptitious means possible.
People tell us that before reading the stories here, they would willingly call the police for help, willingly trade in weapons for a $50 gift card, willingly submit to DUI road exams, willingly speak to/meet with/or participate in investigations with police officers and willingly hand a driver’s license over to any cop that asked for it.  We have been witnesses to crimes locally, been approached by cops and (tried to be) questioned and we simply walked away. 

The LAST person we would ever talk to, collaborate with or help is a cop (unless of course it is for blog purposes.) We were glad to see recently that a cop named Bennett survived six bullets on Camelback, but one has to understand that respect is earned, and what happened to Bennett was just part the chaff and fallout of the systemic rot within most police departments.


We don’t ever wish for anyone to get shot, except for maybe the pedophiles and it be self-inflicted.   For the other dirty ones we mention here, like Polombo or Tovar we wish for Lou Gehrig’s disease, testicular cancer or strokes that leave them in diapers.  But we wonder if in hindsight Officer Bennett would agree that pulling over someone on Camelback alone, on a bicycle was worth it?  Does his wife and kids think the risk was worth it?  Just because it’s a high crime area, should cops stop and fuck with everyone, all  in the name of protecting us?  Was Bennett poking a bear that didn’t need poking? 

Perhaps.
Did the bear bite back?
Obviously it did.
This might sound surprising coming from us but there are fucked up people in the world and sometimes they just need to be left alone especially late at night on a bike.   Darwinism usually takes care of them.  It was only a matter of time before the PHX LITE RAIL made him into road pizza.   Was the guy a threat to someone?  We don’t think shooting cops is ever the answer.   All that does is kill the good cops that are left, and turns the bad ones into martyrs.   It also saddles us with tighter laws protecting these bad cops making it a cyclical problem.

How do you make it stop?  How do we bring respect back to officers?

It’s simple.  Take away the demigod status, make examples of the bad ones and pray for Lou Gehrig’s disease on the really bad ones.  How about we start by recording the police chief during corruption investigations?

Until we do, expect more of the same and expect to hear more stories about cops being shot and expect this blog to keep finding stories on corruption, cover-ups, ineptitude and abuse of power.      Until then, expect ignorant bikeriders on Camelback to find bullets and Ruger LCPs to be their great equalizers.

Where is the investigation into Commander Benny Pina? What Were the Results?

Back in January (January 14th to be exact...), we submitted two requests for investigations into Phoenix police commander Benny Pina.  Benny loves using the word “nigger” and made some racist comments against Terry Yahwey an African American cop.  Benny was also caught working out with a young female, on duty outside of his precinct which is a significant liability for the city.  Benny is obese, and he needs to exercise in pre-approved areas should he hurt himself coughing or dropping a deuce.

Nine months later, we have heard nothing on where this investigation stands, why it is taking so long or what the results were.  This is typical of the city of Phoenix. 

Their own Ops orders (Ops order 3.19.1.A) has them providing us with an initial complaint control number, the results of the investigation and whatever punishment was doled out. 

You know and we know investigations don’t take nine months, especially with the level of details we provided.

You know and we know the last people on the planet the City of Phoenix and the Phoenix PD want to be accountable to is us. 

You know and we know that they don’t want to provide us the results of any investigation as we will post them here for the public to see.
What you don’t know (but we do) is that an investigation was completed, punishment was administered but the City of Phoenix and the Phoenix PD conveniently “forgot” to let us know. 

A mistake?  An oversight? An administrative mistake?  

It’s doubtful. 

It’s the problem we rant about.  Phoenix police (all police departments) do not feel accountable to citizenry.  They don’t respect citizenry. They have no regard for citizenry but they love to let us know that they will lay down their lives for the same citizenry and expect special treatment and special conditions for doing so.  Painful as it sounds, a job is a job.  You choose the job and all the risks that go with it and one shouldn't get special treatment for doing so!

So here is our follow up letter along with our original requests requesting an update.  We will post their replies.

 

Benny Pina Follow Up - What Happened to Our Investigation Request?

Tracy Montgomery’s Biggest Fear and Her Alleged Inner Circle

Sources told us recently that assistant chief and useless hatchet wound Tracy Montgomery is fed up and running scared.

She is fed up being mentioned daily on this blog. She is fed up when you Google her name; with what appears and the photos.  Tracy Montgomery is fearful that Garcia is onto her.  She is attending all meetings herself, when in the past she would send a delegate to take notes.  She has contacted an attorney and contacted reputation.com in an attempt to stop our shock and awe and messaging, and was told there is nothing she can do.

She held a meeting a few days back with what she referred to as her, “inner circle.”  Tracy Montgomery thought that by communicating solely with her buddies, that she would be protected and that all information would remain within this inner circle AKA a circle of trust.  What this dumb cunt fails to realize is that sans her nasty vagina, there is no inner circle that protects all her secrets.

We are the inner circle.  We might as well have been sitting in the meeting.

But we need your help – our faithful loyal followers of BadPhoenixCops.

We are preparing a host of letters to send to Chief Garcia.  One of them involves Tracy Montgomery and her inability to lead someone without burying her face between their legs.  If Tracy was a guy, and slept with as many subordinates as Tracy has, she would have been fired for the amount of departmental and city pussy she has plowed through.  We have received so many emails, letters, notes and docs on Tracy Montgomery’s inability to reprimand people, simply because these subordinates shared her bed and know first-hand Tracy’s true inner circle and her man-in-the-boat.

That’s a problem. 

We don’t deny Tracy for liking hooch; who doesn’t!  We just think she needs to find some that doesn’t work for her or in the City of Phoenix which is an abuse of discretion.  Tracy Montgomery lacks leadership and the ability to get any job done, except by intimidation or by sexual influence.  We think Tracy needs to be fired and our tax dollars can be spent on better endeavors, like investigating the Tovar molestation story, Jim Pina’s stupidity, or why Mike Polombo wears clothes from the 90s with tight pants.

So we are (again) offering a reward for any and all information about Tracy Montgomery so that we may forward it in our written complaint to Chief Garcia.  Specifically we are seeking names (first, last, badge number and title), rough dates and what occurred relating to Tracy and a subordinate.   Please send them to us in confidence at badphoenixcops@hushmail.com or feel free to post them in the comments section.  Even if you have a little piece of info but forgot a name, we have sources that might have other pieces to the puzzle.

And since Tracy reads this faithfully, we are reminded about what she said in an email, a few years back from October, 2007.

"Mark my words, if Dave is dealt with, others will think twice about lab bashing.”

Mark our words, Tracy herself is being dealt with and the day of reckoning is upon her. 

She needs to have another inner circle meeting.  We will tell you how it goes.

David Cavasos: Why On Earth Would You Hire Gerald Richard into a Position Working for the new Chief? Richard Was the Man Who Ran The Employment Bureau When Louie Tovar Junior Applied to Become a Cop and Was Going Through His Peanut Butter Phase!

Gerald Richard. 

The name is synonymous with stupidity, ineptitude and every bad cop on this blog.  Just look at that forehead!  You could watch a fullscreen movie on that thing!  His head looks like when actors cover their hair and pretend they are bald!

Gerald Richard fucked up more stuff in the Phoenix PD so they moved him out and he found a job in the Attorney General’s Office.

Since Cavasos wants some diversity in the Phoenix PD and to appease the black community, he is paying Gerald Richard upwards of $120-130K a year to be a black liason to incoming Chief Garcia – and Garcia doesn’t even know about this!   One would think an incoming chief would want to create and have input on this position...No?


As a matter of fact no one knows about this – so yet again – we posted it here first and Cavasos is scambling to figure out how we know.

Now were not saying this position isn’t need, and there probably should be a liaison with the black community in Phoenix…but Gerald Richard?  The only worse black cop you could have is Chris Crockett – the man with 14 kids and no wives to speak of, and has more DVs against than Chris Brown!  Crockett makes OJ Simpson look good.  Crockett is such a fuckup, after they put him in charge of South Mountain - he had the cops called out to his house the next day on a DV.   Black criminals from the Projects look up to Chris Crockett and admire the way he abuses women!

But Gerald Richard?

If you haven’t experience Gerald Richard – well get ready for a ride on the short bus.  It will be like the Special Olympics took over City Hall!

Gerald Richard is about as useful as a dick flavored lollipop.   Gerald Richard will ultimately fuck something up.   He will make incoming Chief Garcia look like an assclown, undoubtedly before Garcia even arrives.  Gerald Richard isn’t fit to lick butter from our ass.  Imagine paying this useless fuckstick $120K-$130K per year, in our budget shortfall?   Can’t we hire more street cops for this money to support the black community or does this just make too much sense, Mr. Cavasos?  What an insult to the black community.

To make matters worse and since the public relations position was fucked up so badly by Murray Andy Anderson, they are having a girl from the Aviation department handle public relations for incoming chief Garcia.

It appears the city of Phoenix has money to spend to correct all the fuckups from the previous administration - most of whom are still there with names like Yahner, Montgomery and Pina - assistant chiefs who helped destroy the PPD, yet still maintain a multi 6 figure salaries!

But to make a further mistake by putting Gerald Richard in charge of anything is just pissing money away.  There's so many more qualified people for this liaison position like Andrew Zimmerman and members of the KKK.

Gerald Richard?  Really?   Geez Cavasos must be really inept and desperate and don't conduct any due dilegence or history checks.  We also will have a blog posting on how while driving the suicide lanes in Phoenix, Cavasos used his power and influence to get out of a ticket.  We also heard that about a year and a 1/2 ago, Cavasos was stopped for a DUI by the Phoenix PD and allowed to drive home! 

And how does this story come full circle?  When Louie Adrian Tovar III was having his dog lick peanut butter from his balls and fondling little boys, take one guess who was the division commander over the Phoenix PD Employment Bureau and helped in the cover up?  Yep - you guessed it!  The fucktard Gerald Richard.  

These dirty cops are all interconnected like a Bizzaro Dicken's novel.

Wait until PLEA finds out…and the incoming police chief...and Phoenix city council. 

But they can read this blog to find out before you tell them.  Oh - and we sent an email to incoming chief Garcia tonight.

September Article in Phoenix Magazine – An Interview with Former Chief Jack Ass Harris. The Arrogance and Ineptitude Continues…

If you haven’t seen the latest issue of Phoenix Magazine (September, 2011) on newsstands you must read the story on former police chief Jack Ass Harris.  Nothing but arrogance surrounds this man.

We only hope one day to find this prick cruising through Cave Creek on his motorcycle in our rearview mirror, so we can empty an entire container of windshield wiper fluid on him.  Please Jack Ass - don’t ever wear a helmet!  You’ll be doing so many citizens in Phoenix a huge disservice if you do!

LINK to - Top Jack Ass - Jack Harris in September, PHOENIX MAGAZINE

For a douchebag who wants to retire and keep a low profile, this isn’t the way to do it.  Imagine hiring him as a consultant for your trial? HA!

And he makes the claim that he had surgery to correct a torn ACL in his knee? 

Don’t fool yourself.  The only reason Jack Harris walks with a limp is because for nine months he dodged a coat hanger from his skank, white-trash mother and truck driver father.

 Enjoy the read and when you are done, print it out, take a shit and wipe your ass with it.

Mayor Phil OxyGordon's Son – Phoenix Cop Jeff Gordon Gets Only a Four Day Suspension For Fucking Chicks While in Uniform and On Duty. And Folks Wonder Why This Site is Called BadPhoenixCops!

The nepotism we often speak about is ringing loud in Phoenix, Arizona! 

It appears the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in the Gordon family.  Mayor Phil OxyGordon’s son, Phoenix cop Jeff Gordon received only a four-day suspension from the police force for having sex multiple times while on duty. 

Yep.  The mayor's own son. 

We all paid for Phoenix cop Jeff Gordon’s fuckfest with housing supervisors while on duty and in uniform.

Here’s the article from AZCentral.

Phoenix police officer Jeffrey Gordon, son of the drunk and stupid Mayor Phil OxyContin Gordon, has been suspended from the force for four days for inappropriately touching a female city employee's breasts while on duty.

The action came after an investigation of allegations of misconduct was conducted by the police Professional Standards Bureau, police spokesman Sgt. Tommy Thompson said. (When you see or hear this dumb assclown – RUN!~BPC)

He said a seven-member Disciplinary Review Board, consisting of members of the public, peer officers, police commanders and an assistant police chief, reviewed the investigation and findings. The board recommended the 32-hour suspension to Acting Police Chief Joe Yahner. (The only thing Joe Yahner is "acting" like is a pussy douchebag who doesn’t want to get the mayor’s kid in trouble~BPC)

A report released Friday said Gordon violated an operations order stating, "Employees will not engage in sexual activity or contact at any time while on duty or when off duty at any departmental facility and/or grounds." (This is a serious punishable offense at AZPOST, mandating a year’s suspension as a cop.  Unfortunately, no one in the Phoenix PD, no one on city council, and no one in the city manager's office has the balls to forwarded this to AZPOST, demanding his suspension – so we will ~ BPC)

Gordon was found to have engaged in unprofessional conduct on Dec. 1, 2010, when he gave another city employee a massage and "inappropriately touched her underneath her clothing." The woman told investigators he had reached into her blouse and under her bra to touch her breasts.

Gordon, while admitting to giving the massage, said he did not believe he touched the woman's breasts, though he said he may have touched the tops of her breasts, the report said. Just giving the massage, however, was in violation of police-department policy, officials said. (A male touching a woman on duty?  WTF kind of police force do we have in Phoenix!!!-~BPC)

During the course of the inquiry, it emerged that Gordon had, while on duty in 2007, kissed an apartment-complex employee. He had also engaged in consensual sexual contact with an apartment-complex employee, which was taken into account in determining Gordon's penalty. (Sources tell us 3-4 occasions of vaginal and anal sex.  Appears Phoenix cop Jeff Gordon likes to put in in the pooper~BPC)

The mayor released a statement late Friday, saying, "Like any father, I will stand by my son and his family no matter how difficult the circumstances. Jeff has served the City of Phoenix with honor for seven years, receiving numerous commendations and a Medal of Lifesaving recognition. With this incident closed, I know he'll again serve with honor." (Has served the city with honor? Is that honor OR On Her?  No one likes Jeff Gordon and everywhere he goes, they think he is an asshole.  Funny how Phil OxyGordon will stand behind his son, since Phil Gordon himself has been fucking a horsed faced chick named Elissa Mullany while on city time.  Love the way he mentions all those awards too.  Like that justifies Jeff Gordon’s on-duty fuckfest~BPC)

Gordon was represented by Phoenix Law Enforcement Association Vice President Dave Kothe, who said his discipline was in line what other officers received for similar conduct. (Please Dave – grow some balls. The mayor’s kid just got off easy.  You should have refunded him his dues and told him to go and put a shotgun under his throat like Drenth~BPC)

Gordon has been a Phoenix officer for six years. He was placed on paid administrative leave in January while the department conducted its investigation. He recently returned to duty in the Estrella Mountain Precinct. (Eight months we paid for this boondoogle.  And he only gets a four day suspension?  ~BPC)

Jack Ass Harris and Phil Oxycontin Gordon – The Timeline, Their Lies and the Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats - Phoenix, Arizona DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE 358 Kidnappings in 2008!

It’s checkmate for chief of police Jack Ass Harris. We see no way he and mayor Phil Gordon can get out of this lie.  We can't wait to see this arrogant bumbling prick in handcuffs.

The city of Phoenix is doing their best to put up some great “spin” in justifying their fraudulent kidnapping stats for 2008. They made up these stats and never expected anyone to call them out and investigate their validity.

What they can’t deny is the testimony of Jack Harris, Phil Gordon, their application for federal funds and the fact that they don’t have 358 DRs (police reports) to validate their statistics. They simply do not exist and weren't vetted by anyone!

We know this is all very confusing for the layman so let us layout for you the timeline, the details, the words and statements of Jack Ass Harris, Phil Gordon and others in Phoenix city management and how they lied about these kidnapping stats for 2008.

There is some tremendous back-peddling going on within the Phoenix PD and city government right now.  They know heads are going to roll, people are going to get fired and cops and city officials may be charged criminally for lying and crafting these fraudulent statistics.  The question is which ones?

First - Jack Harris and Sgt. John Wals applied for a federal grant on April 15, 2009, totaling $747,845

Operation Eagle Eye - Phoenix PD Requests $747,845 From the Federal Government

In Jack’s own words and within the application it states:

1) “The City of Phoenix was recently designated the ‘Kidnapping Capital’ of the United States and is only second worldwide in these crimes to Mexico City.”

2) “Phoenix ranks first in the nation for kidnappings and second worldwide only to Mexico City. In 2008…kidnappings topped 300.”

3) “Media headlines naming Phoenix the kidnapping capital of the nation are detrimental to our community.”


4) “The Phoenix Police Department has experienced the severity of this situation first hand; our city ranks first in the nation for the number of kidnapping incidents, second worldwide only to Mexico City.”


Then Jack Harris and Lt. Laurel Burgett applied for federal grant on April 23, 2009, totaling $1,745,329

Operation Homeland Defense Has Chief Jack Ass and Lauri Burgett Requesting $1,745,329 From the Federal Government

In Jack’s own words and within the application it states:

1) “Statement of the Problem: The City of Phoenix is considered the ‘Kidnapping Capital of America’ and is second only worldwide to Mexico City for these crimes. The United States Senate’s Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee held a field hearing in Phoenix on April 20, 2009, for the purpose of discussing the dramatic increase in border-related violent crime that has spilled into Phoenix.”

2) “In 2008 alone, kidnappings increased 16.2% topping over 300 incidents. Averaging more than one per day…” (So for anyone who lived in Phoenix in 2008...Do you remember everyday in the news that someone was kidnapped?  No news agency noticed this trend and reported on it?  We sure don't remember seeing or hearing about a kidnapping per diem in 2008 - BPC)

3) “These numbers demonstrate a significant crime issue unique to Phoenix.”


4) “…sophisticated and organized groups are perpetrating these crimes.”


5) “….these border-related crimes are being committed throughout Phoenix…”

6) “To effectively address these border-related issues in the community, specialized equipment and personnel resources are needed.”

7) “The paramount goal of ‘Home Defense’ will be to aggressively pursue violent criminals engaged in border-related crimes.”

8) “Overall, the goal is to reduce the number of these specific border-related crimes.”


But Three Days Before Applying for "Operation Homeland Defense," Chief Jack Ass Harris and Phil Gordon testify before Congress on April 20, 2009

Harris and Gordon Testimony Before Congress Where the Commit Perjury - April 20, 2009

In his testimony, Jack Ass Harris makes the following claims:

1) “However, border related crime and violence is affecting our community.”


2) “In 2008 there were 368 kidnappings….in Phoenix.” (Remember:  the kidnapping stats in question are 358, not 368. Not only is chief Jack Ass Harris lying, he doesn’t even remember the lie! - BPC)


3) “This problem has garnered the attention of the world.”

4) “The majority of the victims of kidnappings and home invasions are involved directly or indirectly with drug or human smuggling.”

5) “The officers I need to assign to combat the problem of border violence are a valuable resource that I have had to pull off their regular duties throughout the department.”

6) “…the problem of border violence will continue….we cannot deal with this problem without the help of the federal government.”

7) “…we need federal funding so that we can staff the squads and teams to deal with these violent and deadly crimes.”

8) “Border violence is a national problem. We are a local agency dealing with the symptoms which are spilling into our streets.”

With his whore Elissa on his arm, in his testimony Phoenix mayor Phil OxyGordon makes the following claims:

1) “People are being kidnapped. Almost every night, Phoenix Police will get one or more calls with variations of the same story – ‘My wife is being held in a Phoenix drop house and they say they will torture and kill her if we don’t pay them thousands of dollars.’”

2) “For each one of those calls, Phoenix will divert significant resources on the spot – as many as 60 officers – to find, rescue and protect these kidnap victims.”


3) “As mayor, I respectively urge this Subcommittee to support not just continuing- but increasing – funding to our federal partners in Arizona.”

4) “If you have even one dollar to invest – this is where it will have an immediate impact.”


5) “I will sign a contract with you guaranteeing to use every cent of every dollar in the most effective way possible.”

When the shit hit the fan, The Phoenix Police Department responded to the media allegations of officer Phil Roberts false kidnapping numbers on August 23, 2010

Media Release Phoenix PD - August 23, 2010 Defending the Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats

1) “…accusations that the numbers have been intentionally inflated. This is untrue.”


2)  “The reports also break out incidents marked as ‘information only’ which are marked as such for a variety of reasons.

3) “Kidnappings such as domestic violence and sexually motivated incidents are reported separately.” (We will show you later, how this is simply not true - BPC)

Jack Ass Harris and Ed "no balls" Zuercher notified the City Council 2 days later with an August 25, 2010 memo explaining the 2008 kidnapping numbers


Ed Zuercher and Jack Harris Lying About the Kidnapping Stats

Ed Zuercher had the power to fix this when he was originally faced with Phil Roberts' memos, but he did nothing and now needs to support Jack Harris’ lies. What else can Ed Zuercher do?  Ed Zuercher is useless and "testicle free" like many before him and many on Phoenix city council. Ed is going to need to come clean to the OIG!

1)  “…accusations that the [kidnapping] numbers have been intentionally inflated.”


2)  “The reports also break out incidents marked as ‘information only’”

3) “…in 2008 a total of 358 kidnapping reports were recorded as assigned to VCBR, HIKE, or IIMPACT…”

4) “…domestic violence and sexually motivated incidents are reported separately.”

The city manager David Cavasos and assistant city manager (Ed Zuercher) in a letter dated December 15, 2010 questioned CBS News and the accuracy of Peter Busch's Reporting.

They sent this letter to Peter Busch's boss at CBS, hoping to intimidate the news station into posting some sort of retraction.  Thankfully, it didn't work.

Letter of Intimidation to CBS - Defending the Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats

1) “…we have verified several times the accuracy of the kidnapping statistics generated by the Phoenix Police Department.”

Out of the 359 alleged kidnapping reports our sources were able to view 227 of them.  

Out of the 227 reports, 177 were NOT border related.  Jack's numbers, facts and figures are dwindling. 

We only found 19 (which we highlighted in YELLOW on our sheet) that we can attribute as "kidnapping."  That's 19 out of 277 so far!

Still don't think the Phoenix PD are lying?  Think again!

List of Police Reports Sent to Judicial Watch - These are the 358 Kidnapping Reports Validating the Phoenix PD Claims

By our own analysis, more than 75% of the reports presented by the Phoenix police department and Jack Harris to obtain federal grant money related to border violence and kidnapping - were not border related, nor were they kidnapping related, and they assuredly do not make the city of Phoenix the kidnapping capital behind Mexico City. We anticipate this 75% to continue to grow to somewhere near 90%.   You can see the reports that are related to Domestic Violence or some "other" crime, and they were not removed as Jack Harris, Ed Zuercher and others had stated.

Of all the documents in this link, the one below is by far the most intriguing. It is an MS Excel spreadsheet showing all the 2008 police reports.  This was provided to us by a source in the Phoenix police department.

This is a line by line analysis of all the reports. As we mentioned earlier, our sources were only able to view 277 of the 358 kidnappings. The yellow lines are the 19 that we confirmed as “kidnappings” in 2008.  Again - 19 out of 277!

The rest were labeled as kidnappings and according to all these above memos/links were vetted by the Phoenix PD and reconfirmed several times as kidnappings in 2008.

How can this be?

Reading this report, any person with half a brain can see that they were indeed NOT removed and there are some serious flaws in the data that Jack Harris, Phil Gordon and the Phoenix PD are relying upon. One report (the 2nd on this sheet) is from 2007.  How can a report from 2007 be included in 2008 kidnappings?

Hey Jack...is your new Corvette for sale? I don't think you will need it where you are going!

Numerous sources have also pointed out that everyone under investigation and scheduled to meet with the OIG is going to "lawyer up" and not cooperate by refusing to meet or speak with anyone from the Office of Inspector General.   While we understand the Right to not Self Incriminate, not cooperating will only exacerbate the problem and underscore the lies and malfeasance of lieutenant Lauri Burgett, Phoenix police chief Jack Harris and Phoenix mayor Phil Gordon.  This is a very good case of where not speaking will certainly incriminate those being investigated.

As cops do you really want to protect these dirty, lying shitbags?  Is your career as a cop worth protecting the likes of Burgett, Harris and Gordon or a dipshit like Ed Zuercher?

Looks like a lot of dirty cops have a lot of contemplating and soul searching to do.
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Hey Look - It's Mr. November 1995...No Wait... It's Just a Jack Ass Public Safety Manager on a Motorcycle!

Look at our photo of Public Safety Jack Ass - Jack Harris of the Phoenix PD on a motorcycle!

We asked for this photo and received it relatively quickly. 

One can only imagine what we can't get!

What is up with the banded collar?  Did he pick this up at Jeans West or JC Penney?  Was he headed to a Back Street Boys concert and was he "Hangin Tough?"


Next time you see a douchbag like this in your rearview mirror, be sure to empty your windshield wiper fluid on him.



We love the quote Jack Harris uses:


“Forgetting is the Supreme lie, with it comes denial and irresponsibility. Memory is the crown jewel of our evolution.”

We will be sure to forward this on to Attorney Jess Lorona who is about to depose Public Safety Jack Ass Harris on a few lawsuits. Let’s see how much Jack “forgets” during these depositions and during these trials.

How about those "likes":

"Off duty I enjoy Basketball and Motorcycles"

He also likes relaxing in a hot bubble bath after a long day of rewriting the law.  He also enjoys puppies, long walks on the beach at Sunset and polishing his 5th star.

Turn-offs include:

Women who can't take a punch, actually having to do something for the two paychecks he is collecting, outspoken critics, honest police officers, females who talk back and a police union that sees through his bullshit.

Thanks to our Phoenix PD Homicide source for sending this to us. Enjoy your $1000 cash reward.