Happy Birthday to Us, Happy Birthday to Us! BadPhoenixCops! Four Years of Excoriating The Worst of the Worst in Phoenix Arizona and There’s No Stopping Us!

We can’t believe that it has been four years since this site and blog were started.

233 Blog posts. 
Over 2,500 comments.
Nearly 1 million viewers and followers.

It’s our Birthday!

We have been destroying, excoriating, vilifying and embarrassing Bad Phoenix Cops and moronic city officials since 2008 - and were damn proud of it!  Our goal and mantra have been the same since day one:  We exposure all their dirty deeds and indiscretions in the most public forum possible.  From their DUIs, to their sexual trysts, to their child molesting sons, to their pock-marked faces - our intent is to make their Phoenix police job…their last job in public service…and to ensure the private sector is aware of the disservice they did to the Phoenix community so they are eminently unemployable.  We do what they do...to so many honest law abiding citizens. We use their own rules, their own ops orders and their own people against them and we have no reason to stop or slow down, until wrongs are made right! We call them assclowns, fucktards and cunts and when a Phoenix motor is riding on our ass, we blast our windshield wiper fluid all over them!

We have no mercy, we have no remorse, we carry no guilt, we have no conscience, we subscribe to no religion, we hold nothing sacred, and we have zero respect for any cop labeled and listed on this blog. We received veiled threats on a weekly basis.  When they threaten us with legal action, our noose just gets tighter and it gets worse and more public for them. We publish everything, redact nothing and let the public know it all.   We can’t be stopped and our forces grow stronger every month.  There's only thing that will shut down this site; lots of cops getting fired and indicted…and of course lots of money to buy this website.

So in true Birthday fashion we will be hosting our annual Spring Birthday Happy Hour to gather with our friends.  Let's celebrate our success and the demise of Jack Harris and all other dirty shitbags in the Phoenix PD.  We will be handing out free jars of Tovar peanut butter to all who attend.

We won’t post the address here, but if you are interested in attending, hit us up on the Hushmail email BadPhoenixCops@hushmail.com  and spread the word. You can also contact the good cops in the Phoenix PD as they will know.  Bring a friend, bring yourself, or bring your own jar of peanut butter!   The first few rounds are on us! 

Also feel free to invite a Tovar (even the molester), invite a Pina (either the really fat one or the little one featured to the left) , invite a Harris or and Anderson and we will tell them EXACTLY what we publish here, right to their face, as we get loaded with vodka!

One more thing...Fuck Mike Polombo and his dumb cunt wife Heather!

The Amazing Lengths The Phoenix PD Will Go To Cover Something Up. Let's Not Charge A Child Molester - But Rather - Let's Charge A Cop For Not Reporting It!

As we said at the end of our last Blog, the Phoenix PD will go through some incredible lengths to protect their own and lay blame on someone else, not from the inner circle of former police chief Jack Ass Harris.

Meet Phoenix police officer Aaron Thomas.  We hear Aaron isn't a bad cop, but the Phoenix PD sure wanted him to be.

When the public records request on Skippy peanut butter investor Louie Adrian Tovar fell into our hands, we received the entire criminal investigation into Officer Thomas.

What was this for? 

Incredibly, his failure and the failure of his subordinate to report child molestation and sex crimes to authorities.

Click the links here to see how they tried to railroad this guy.  We'll explain "the why" below.

LINK - PART 1 - Aaron Thomas Criminal Investigation

LINK - PART 2 - Aaron Thomas PSB Investigation (Internal Affairs)


All Police officers since the early 1960s, along with all doctors are required by law to report any notion of sexual molestation to authorities. Naturally this law does not apply to any members of the Tovar family who are Phoenix cops, namely commander Louie Tovar and his brother sergeant Mark Tovar.  They don’t need to report anything since the self admitted molester Louie Adrian Tovar was Louie Tovar's own son and Mark’s nephew. Also at this time, commander Louie Tovar ran the sex crimes division and would have to launch an investigation into his own kid.  But for all other cops and doctors, it is a Felony to not report crimes against children.  So to lay blame, the Phoenix PD launched an internal and criminal investigation into Aaron Thomas.

The story is bizarre because Aaron Thomas was the supervising officer to Steve Checketts and really didn't have any direct interaction with Louie Adrian Tovar, BUT technically was the supervisor and the only one left to blame.  Steve Checketts was the cop working with employment services and the one who should have reported the molestation; the true fall guy. We will never know if he did or did not report the crimes.  Unfortunately (or fortunately for the Tovars) Steve Checketts died in 2006 while receiving a hand-job at a massage parlor. 

No seriously. 

He died of a heart attack at a massage parlor a day after he retired from the PPD.   The rub-n-tug turned into a rub-n-cardiac. He both came and went at the same time.


No one is supposed to know this, but we do. Now wouldn’t that be the photo to use in a Christmas party PowerPoint!!?? It’s entirely possible Checketts did report this to commander Tovar of the sex crimes bureau, but commander Tovar would have hid it because it was his own kid.

Since dead men tell no tales and since shit rolls upstream; they needed a fall guy, hence this bogus, smoke screen investigation into Aaron Thomas.

This is a fairly comprehensive investigation.  We only wish Louie Adrian Tovar’s investigation was this thorough and this public.  

Notice how the Phoenix PD didn’t redact anything in these reports related to Aaron Thomas?

They redacted the names of the victims (which they should) but what's bizarre is how the Phoenix PD took full liberties to redact commander Louie Tovar’s name, sergeant Mark Tovar’s name and the sexual predator who committed the crimes – Louie Adrian Tovar III. 

The only name you see in these reports are Aaron Thomas and not the perp, his dad or his uncle?  Why?  Are they afforded some special priviledge that the rest of us are not?


Crazy.  Don’t you think?  We think it's a wee bit fucked up, but then again nothing surprises us with these creep and crooks known as the Phoenix PD.

There is something rotten in Denmark and the Phoenix PD aren’t talking about it and are definitely trying to hide it.