It Only Took Rob Handy One Year to Help Bankrupt the City of San Bernardino! We Warned Them!

The latest in the news has the city of San Bernardino filing for Bankruptcy protection.  This is the same city where we warned them a year ago to not hire Phoenix police commander Rob Handy.   The news report says it is so dire, the City of San Bernardino may not be able to make payroll and they may have to put everyone on minimum wage.

If you recall, we actually stated in a past blog that if you hire any of the assclowns who were friends of Jack – including Andy Anderson, Mike or Heather Polombo, Jim Pina and the likes of Rob Handy – it was only a matter of time before they would help drive the city into the ground!  Well it appears Rob Handy fulfilled our dream of decimating a city he touched!  It's the opposite of the Midas touch - its the shit FOJ touch!

HA!  We wonder how an asshat like Rob Handy feels now?  We have labeled the likes of Rob Handy a prick, asshole and douchebag just like in the photo below - now we can add failure and minimum wage earner?

In some other news we came across this article

LINK - Man Admits During Job interview He Was a Child Molester. Too Bad His Last Name Wasn't TOVAR

At first sight we were excited that mainstream picked up our earlier story on Louie Adrian Tovar – son and nephew of Phoenix Commander Louie Tovar and Sergeant Mark Tovar.  The younger Louie Tovar admitted to both dog sex and child sex during his job interview with the Phoenix PD in 2006, and returned in 2009 to admit he molested others and NOTHING WAS DONE!!!!!! But no – it was someone else who admitted the same during their job interview but unlike Tovar, he was promptly arrested because his father wasn’t in charge on the sex crimes division of the Phoenix PD.

Think about all we are reading and seeing with Penn State, Sandusky and now Paterno; how they all helped hide Sandusky's proclivity for little boys, and then think about how the Phoenix PD did the same and continues to do the same with Louie Adrian Tovar and his proclivity for little boys and dogs.

It astounds us to this day – when you are the son/nephew of a cop, you get off (pun) on molesting little kids and lathering your junk with xtra chunky peanut butter for Fido - with no repercussions and it is swept under the rug.  But when you are not part of a cop family; you make headlines for molesting children and animals and are immediately arrested.

Are you reading this Garcia or are you still review all the lieutenant's resumes?  When you're done with the resumes, can check the tire pressure in all the vehicles?

Evaluation of The Police Department Internal Affairs Unit (AKA PSB) and The Document BadPhoenixCops and Citizens Aren’t Allowed to Review. Well Now You Can!

We received the attached evaluation of Phoenix Police Department’s Internal Affairs Unit (known as PSB - Professional Standards Bureau), which was conducted by Matrix Consulting out of Palo Alto, CA - taken off the desk of Joe Yahner.

You can read the attached cover letter we received along with the document from our loyal source.  As citizens we paid the handsome sum of $150,000 (the equivalent of a commander’s salary) for this evaluation. Commander Dave Harvey now has been tasked to discredit this evaluation.

Think about how better we could have used $150,000, in a city where they cry everyday about budget shortfalls and the inability to hire cops.  Every one of you should go to every council meeting and every town hall meeting with copies and ask the simply question, “Why?”

While many of us knew about this evaluation and that an outside consulting company named Matrix was hired, this document is not officially published anywhere but here.  We have all been asking for these results and the Phoenix PD has been reluctant to deliver them.

So we delivered it to you – compliments of our faithful loyal and good cops in the Phoenix PD – cops who thankfully are more loyal to us, then they are to their own employer.

This was mailed to us and in true BadPhoenixCops fashion; the original mail package and documents were shredded and burned so that the Phoenix PD couldn’t obtain it or find out who gave it to us.  No sense conjuring up one of those illegal and fraudulent home raids along with a bogus criminal investigation…AGAIN.

Enjoy. 

LINK - Evaluation of Phoenix Police Department’s Internal Affairs (AKA PSB)

Happy Birthday to Us, Happy Birthday to Us! BadPhoenixCops! Four Years of Excoriating The Worst of the Worst in Phoenix Arizona and There’s No Stopping Us!

We can’t believe that it has been four years since this site and blog were started.

233 Blog posts. 
Over 2,500 comments.
Nearly 1 million viewers and followers.

It’s our Birthday!

We have been destroying, excoriating, vilifying and embarrassing Bad Phoenix Cops and moronic city officials since 2008 - and were damn proud of it!  Our goal and mantra have been the same since day one:  We exposure all their dirty deeds and indiscretions in the most public forum possible.  From their DUIs, to their sexual trysts, to their child molesting sons, to their pock-marked faces - our intent is to make their Phoenix police job…their last job in public service…and to ensure the private sector is aware of the disservice they did to the Phoenix community so they are eminently unemployable.  We do what they do...to so many honest law abiding citizens. We use their own rules, their own ops orders and their own people against them and we have no reason to stop or slow down, until wrongs are made right! We call them assclowns, fucktards and cunts and when a Phoenix motor is riding on our ass, we blast our windshield wiper fluid all over them!

We have no mercy, we have no remorse, we carry no guilt, we have no conscience, we subscribe to no religion, we hold nothing sacred, and we have zero respect for any cop labeled and listed on this blog. We received veiled threats on a weekly basis.  When they threaten us with legal action, our noose just gets tighter and it gets worse and more public for them. We publish everything, redact nothing and let the public know it all.   We can’t be stopped and our forces grow stronger every month.  There's only thing that will shut down this site; lots of cops getting fired and indicted…and of course lots of money to buy this website.

So in true Birthday fashion we will be hosting our annual Spring Birthday Happy Hour to gather with our friends.  Let's celebrate our success and the demise of Jack Harris and all other dirty shitbags in the Phoenix PD.  We will be handing out free jars of Tovar peanut butter to all who attend.

We won’t post the address here, but if you are interested in attending, hit us up on the Hushmail email BadPhoenixCops@hushmail.com  and spread the word. You can also contact the good cops in the Phoenix PD as they will know.  Bring a friend, bring yourself, or bring your own jar of peanut butter!   The first few rounds are on us! 

Also feel free to invite a Tovar (even the molester), invite a Pina (either the really fat one or the little one featured to the left) , invite a Harris or and Anderson and we will tell them EXACTLY what we publish here, right to their face, as we get loaded with vodka!

One more thing...Fuck Mike Polombo and his dumb cunt wife Heather!

The Amazing Lengths The Phoenix PD Will Go To Cover Something Up. Let's Not Charge A Child Molester - But Rather - Let's Charge A Cop For Not Reporting It!

As we said at the end of our last Blog, the Phoenix PD will go through some incredible lengths to protect their own and lay blame on someone else, not from the inner circle of former police chief Jack Ass Harris.

Meet Phoenix police officer Aaron Thomas.  We hear Aaron isn't a bad cop, but the Phoenix PD sure wanted him to be.

When the public records request on Skippy peanut butter investor Louie Adrian Tovar fell into our hands, we received the entire criminal investigation into Officer Thomas.

What was this for? 

Incredibly, his failure and the failure of his subordinate to report child molestation and sex crimes to authorities.

Click the links here to see how they tried to railroad this guy.  We'll explain "the why" below.

LINK - PART 1 - Aaron Thomas Criminal Investigation

LINK - PART 2 - Aaron Thomas PSB Investigation (Internal Affairs)


All Police officers since the early 1960s, along with all doctors are required by law to report any notion of sexual molestation to authorities. Naturally this law does not apply to any members of the Tovar family who are Phoenix cops, namely commander Louie Tovar and his brother sergeant Mark Tovar.  They don’t need to report anything since the self admitted molester Louie Adrian Tovar was Louie Tovar's own son and Mark’s nephew. Also at this time, commander Louie Tovar ran the sex crimes division and would have to launch an investigation into his own kid.  But for all other cops and doctors, it is a Felony to not report crimes against children.  So to lay blame, the Phoenix PD launched an internal and criminal investigation into Aaron Thomas.

The story is bizarre because Aaron Thomas was the supervising officer to Steve Checketts and really didn't have any direct interaction with Louie Adrian Tovar, BUT technically was the supervisor and the only one left to blame.  Steve Checketts was the cop working with employment services and the one who should have reported the molestation; the true fall guy. We will never know if he did or did not report the crimes.  Unfortunately (or fortunately for the Tovars) Steve Checketts died in 2006 while receiving a hand-job at a massage parlor. 

No seriously. 

He died of a heart attack at a massage parlor a day after he retired from the PPD.   The rub-n-tug turned into a rub-n-cardiac. He both came and went at the same time.


No one is supposed to know this, but we do. Now wouldn’t that be the photo to use in a Christmas party PowerPoint!!?? It’s entirely possible Checketts did report this to commander Tovar of the sex crimes bureau, but commander Tovar would have hid it because it was his own kid.

Since dead men tell no tales and since shit rolls upstream; they needed a fall guy, hence this bogus, smoke screen investigation into Aaron Thomas.

This is a fairly comprehensive investigation.  We only wish Louie Adrian Tovar’s investigation was this thorough and this public.  

Notice how the Phoenix PD didn’t redact anything in these reports related to Aaron Thomas?

They redacted the names of the victims (which they should) but what's bizarre is how the Phoenix PD took full liberties to redact commander Louie Tovar’s name, sergeant Mark Tovar’s name and the sexual predator who committed the crimes – Louie Adrian Tovar III. 

The only name you see in these reports are Aaron Thomas and not the perp, his dad or his uncle?  Why?  Are they afforded some special priviledge that the rest of us are not?


Crazy.  Don’t you think?  We think it's a wee bit fucked up, but then again nothing surprises us with these creep and crooks known as the Phoenix PD.

There is something rotten in Denmark and the Phoenix PD aren’t talking about it and are definitely trying to hide it.

Read the Latest on the Tovar Papers – Attorney Joel Robbins Sends a Cease and Desist to A Blogger Who Doesn’t Own The Site! The Tovar Family of Cops Keeps Losing With This One!

It still amazes us to this day.  It has been almost four years since this site has been up and running;  destroying and vilifying dirty, rotten, cops in the Phoenix PD - and these guys still don’t get it or understand the Internet.  More money wasted on lawyers and all that’s going to happen is it’s going to get worse and more public for them. 

Read the letter from attorney Joel Robbins and see Jeff’s reply putting this douche in his place.  Joel Robbins doesn't realize any correspondence he sends, will be sent to us and posted.  Nothing is secret, no protections given, no special deals made - unless people are giving us dirt on BadPhoenixCops.  There's more blog below the letter - so scroll down and keep reading.

Joel Robbins Cease and Desist Letter to BadPhoenixCops.com


It is interesting how Joel Robbins won’t disclose who he is representing (yet we can all surmise) and is more interested in saving face then seeing that a child molester is put in jail.  And he makes the salacious claim that this blog disclosed the names of the victims here? 

Really?   Where? 

We have never disclosed the victim’s names and don’t care to know the kids names.  Anyone who is a father or a mother in Arizona is a victim while this predator is on the loose.   We think Joel Robbins needs to give up and get a life and find some better clients to represent.  We know this economy sucks but he needs a better screening process.

What’s getting better is this story on Louie Adrian Tovar’s police application.   His subsequent admission to molesting kids and dog sex is getting both interesting and disturbing.    Not only does the DR (police report) abruptly end in April 2009 with the investigating cop getting a promotion, but there is no follow up and no file within the county prosecutor’s office. 

Nothing.  It just ends. With no follow through.

It’s as if the case simply vanished into thin air after April, 2009.

We are working with current and former sex crimes cops, attorneys and the media and no one is finding anything after April, 2009.  After reading the DR our phone was ringing off the hook with sex crimes cops inquiring with, “WTF????”  What a sweet deal Louie Adrian Tovar got!  Hmmm.  Let’s see….Molest kids, view child porn, smear peanut butter on your dick for Fido,  tell the cops, wait three years, view more child porn, tell the cops again and nothing happens to you.

Wow.  What a great deal and a great city we live in. Welcome to Phoenix Chief Garcia!   Enjoy cleaning up this mess known as the Phoenix PD or as we call them assclowns, fucktards and creeps. 

We have no clue which cop you will pick as your executive chief, but here’s a hint PICK NO ONE FROM THE PHOENIX PD. There isn’t an honest, admirable soul left with any integrity since none of them have the balls to stand up and fix things.  Any man who works in the Phoenix PD who is a father should be enraged at this juncture. Chief Garcia you will want a person of action and a GSD (Get Shit Done) exec to support you.  What does this whole story tell you? Where are all those cops who were competing for your job, touting their experience, leadership and capabilities?  Where are they now?  Have they contacted you? 

We doubt it.

For Louie Adrian Tovar III, it must be nice to have had your father in charge of child sex crimes and your uncle at the Academy while you are molesting kids.  What happens if your father is in charge of homeland security, burglary or vice?   Do we get to freely plant bombs, steal shit and bang whores without consequence?

Rumors were flying that maybe Louie Adrian Tovar took a plea or maybe the case was sealed, but there would be a record of this too.  We would be able to see, “Case was sealed by Judge Effing Moron,” but after consulting several attorneys and having them look and ask; not even this exists.  There would also be more of a trail after April, 2009 including a pediatrician’s report that verifies the ages of the kids in the porn, a grand jury, an indictment and a host of other things in a file from the prosecutor’s office.  But there is no file in the prosecutor’s office.  This leads us to believe this went nowhere and Louie Adrian Tovar got off, not only on little kids and puppies, but without consequence because of the job his dad and uncle hold.

Also Jeff is correct, A.R.S. § 13-705 has mandatory sentencing, mandatory sex offender registration and lifetime probation – none of which appear to exist with Louie Adrian Tovar III – son of Phoenix commander Louie Andrew Tovar and nephew of sergeant Mark Tovar who works at the Academy. 
When we view the metrics and visitors for BadPhoenixCops.com…

• We see the Department of Justice view this site.
• We see the FBI views this site.
• We see MCSO views this site.
• We see Homeland Security views this site.
• We see people in the Dallas PD view this site.
• We see people in Arizona government view this site.
• We see people in the county prosecutor’s office view this site.

And society wonders why cops get no respect and why people hate cops?   If this blatant corruption and cover up didn’t exist, there wouldn’t be this website and blog.

Fix problems like this and society might surprise you.

You want to know how fucked up the Phoenix PD is? 

They put more effort into investigating the officers for NOT reporting this, then into prosecuting the individual who did the molestation!!! They wanted a fall guy other than Louie Adrian Tovar!

Don't believe us?   Then wait for our next blog, later this week.

An Anonymous Letter is Sent to Us On the Tovar Molestation Case

We received this letter. 

It speaks volumes as to what is going on within the Phoenix PD.  Clearly this person is on the inside.

We know the Tovars are pissed, thinking this was all behind them.

We know their attorney Joel Robbins is scrambling and livid at what we are doing - undoubtedly because he made empty promises that he could keep all these indescretions hidden, but couldn't.  (better get your money back Louie and Mark)

Last week we did a public records request for all of Mark Tovar’s and Louie Tovar’s emails for the past 90 days.  Let's see what they have been saying about this.

Our investigation, our public records requests and blogs won’t stop until we figure out how and why a child molester roams the streets with being listed on any list or doing any prison time.

If Louie Adrian Tovar III from Glendale, AZ got the deal of the lifetime, we want to know why? We will bribe whomever we need to bribe, bring to court whomever we need to, and file special actions to get to the bottom of it and get our answers.

If you are disgusted and would like to contact the incoming chief newly appointed from Dallas, TX - his phone number is 214-671-3921.

Daniel Garcia
Daniel.Garcia@DPD.DallasCityHall.com

We also have his cell phone, but will use it for our own purposes.
Anonymous Tovar Letter