File This One Under: Holy Shit – Now You Can’t Show Any Emotion in a Meeting with Phoenix Police Chief Danny Garcia!

So when Danny Garcia speaks, don’t EVER shake your head in disagreement or you will be reprimanded and have a letter placed in your file. 

Can you believe it?  Showing disagreement is now disrespectful in the eyes of the Phoenix PD.   Even inside the Police, they are becoming a Police State.  

Can you not laugh?  Can you not smile?

This just shows the factual side of Chief Danny Garcia and how the Phoenix PD is out of control. It's a prism most of us don't get to see.  Next time there is a Danny Garcia Town Hall Meeting, we are going to sit smack in front of him, shaking our heads in disagreement. 

Will you join us?

Let’s see if this little troll will say anything to us.  We encourage everyone here to do the same.

And Jamie:  You have our permission to drop a used tampon in Chief Garcia's coffee.  Better yet, write "BadPhoenixCops" on the side with a Sharpie and plop one in his mug!    

Maybe Garcia will get the message.

And while you are there, spill some Crisco Oil or butter on the floor outside of Jim Pina's office and hope for the best.

Crazy Cops. Don’t Think They Exist? Read about Officer Denise Jones of the Phoenix, PD

Crazy cops with guns. It’s a frightening thought, but they do exist.  More so than you think!  It’s more frightening then crazy citizens with guns.  That’s because cops; regardless of their mental state, are an overly protected class of people.  Any overt action against them is Felonious.  THAT’s what’s crazy and that’s why there’s a blog to keep you informed.  We have often said if cops have special privileges and protections, then in turn any crimes they commit should be automatic Felonies, barring them from any job in law enforcement.  Until this country wakes up and stops kissing the ass of cops and revering them as heroes, things will never change.

But let’s get back to crazy cops – in particular – crazy female cops.  This blog knows first-hand about crazy females  – whether it’s obtuse ex-wives who get dumped and are nothing but damaged goods (she reads this blog so she will see this message ;), but what happens when the crazy bitch is a cop with a gun and part of this protected class?

We have a story about a female cop who is a vindictive, nasty cunt, and not only makes all women look bad, but is just plain ugly both on the inside and out.

Denise Bruce – Jones (#6908) is just one crazy bitch!  Wow!  This Phoenix PD skank just doesn’t know when to quit.   You can listen to one of her PSB investigations here where she openly admits to harassing and stalking a Phoenix citizen.   (We will obtain the second investigation when it is available)  We’re not making this up, and “YES” she still is an active Phoenix cop.

AUDIO LINK: Phoenix Police Officer Denise Bruce Jones PSB Investigation

(Based on past Polombo experience, we have added this audio to several audio sharing sites, should someone get the bright idea to turn them off.  If this does get turned-off, we'll just add those secondary and tertiary audio sites, as needed)

Here’s the back story.   It appears a few years ago, Denise Bruce-Jones got dumped by a guy after dating for a few months.  Rumor has it; he just wasn’t into something that felt like necrophilia, and he couldn’t get that horrible stank we all know too well, off his fingers.   So this guy moves on.  He met and married a different girl. 


No problem…Right?  
Not so easy.  Remember what we always say:  Absolute power will eventually corrupt absolutely and Denise was one who thought she was invincible.

While Denise herself went onto to marry someone too (fellow Phoenix cop Dave Jones), Denise stalks, emails and overall harasses her ex-boyfriend and this new wife.  It seems she just can’t get over being dumped, and that there are women hotter and more willing to rock a guy’s world in bed.

What’s our proof?  How about two sustained PSB investigations where she admitted to the harassment and an Order of Protection that has been in place for the past year? 

The question we ask, is why?  Why is Denise Bruce-Jones still allowed to be a cop?  Why does the Phoenix PD and the City of Phoenix openly allow a Phoenix cop, who has two PSB investigations against them that were sustained, and an Order of Protection, remain in law enforcement?  

What happens if this crazy bitch Denise Jones is called out on your DV call?  What happens when Denise Bruce Jones pulls over a much hotter female than she is- which is just about anyone at this point?  What sort of harassment and retaliation can other female citizens expect from Officer Denise Bruce Jones?  What happens when her current husband, Phoenix cop Dave Jones figures out he’s screwing an ugly woman and decides to leave?  Does the cycle begin again?

LINK: Restraining Order (OOP) Against Phoenix Cop Denise Bruce Jones

When you read the court transcript, even the courts knew about her investigations and how she lied.  Officer Denise Jones claims she wasn’t harassing her ex-boyfriend’s new wife, but merely sending anonymous emails to her attempting to “help” her with weight and mental issues. Denise signed the wife up on websites like Jenny Craig and requests for Plastic Surgery where she would receive calls and emails.  And she didn't think this was harassment?

Imagine that! That’s like saying Heather Polombo didn’t blow fellow cops in the Maryvale precinct parking lot, but was merely assisting cops by keeping their sperm safe and warm in her mouth.   Or Commander Louie Tovar’s son, Louie Adrian Tovar junior wasn’t smearing peanut butter on his dick and having his dog lick it - to get off, nor was he jacking off to kiddie porn; Louie was merely trying to get the dog accustomed to the taste of peanut butter, should the dog need to take a pill, and was planning for a job in the Phoenix PD by doing some preliminary “research.” 

Denise Jones is a liar, should be added to BRADY and shouldn’t be a cop.  She’s also a true but-her-face that even a stellar physique can’t hide those flaring horse nostrils.  She’s a true specimen that fell out of the ugly tree in every sense and hit every limb on the way down, and exercising to such extremes is her only way to detract from her greatest deficiency – her gorilla face.

Think we are being harsh on Denise?

Ohh...well.  Then maybe we should change the rules when they abuse their discretion.  There’s a completely different set of rules set up for those that choose to be cops and Denise Bruce Jones  remains a cop patrolling our streets abusing the privileges given to her.  So we create our own rules to vet them out and expose them in the most public forum possible.

And if you ever need to call the Phoenix PD and this woman shows up, call again and ask for a real cop without an Order of Protection against her.  Denise Bruce Jones badge number is #6908.  She works out of the Squaw Peak Precinct for Sergeant Sales.  She works from 12:30 in the afternoon until 1:30AM – Monday thru Thursdays.  If you need to call the cops during this time and want her showing up on your doorstep, call on these days between these times...or not.  Better yet if she shows up and questions you, answer her questions with questions about her two sustained PSB investigations and remind her that there’s a career for her when the next installment of Planet of the Apes hits theaters.

Jim Pina's Retirement Invitation - Thank Heaven He is Leaving

It’s tough to find a more despicable, useless and mean individual than commander Jim Pina.  Thank Allah he is leaving. 

Let’s hope he doesn’t go and ruin another police department. Here’s hoping retirement brings him a heart attack and Lou Gehrig’s disease.  

Also please join us this Sunday at CCV in a prayer service, praying that Jim is stricken with testicular cancer, and Jim's only cure is his Parkinson's ridden doctor performing surgery with a rusty scalpel.

 

Jim Piña Retirement Invitation by BadPhoenixCops

Happy Birthday to us! Happy Birthday to us! BadPhoenixCops is Five Years Old this Month with No Signs Of Stopping!

254 Blog Posts!

Over 1 million viewers!

2833 published comments by you – our loyal and faithful followers!

Thousands of dollars in counseling and Xanax for the cops and city official who we post here!

Gallons of Mallox and Pepto drank.

Millions of tax payer dollars spent routing out who we are, bullying us, tracking us, and trying to shut us down!

Thousands of hours of stress time, sick leave, doctors visits and gym visits - all because of us!

Zero remorse for what we do, who we humiliate, the retirements we force, and the shame and embarrassment we cause.

All for the low annual price of $71.88 (that’s what it costs us to host these websites). 

It sort of reminds us of the $1dollar bet those 2 brothers had in the movie TRADING PLACES with Dan Ackroyd and Eddie Murphy!  For $71.88 a year, we have set the city of Phoenix on edge.  All they need to do is pool their money, add a few "000s" to that number and they can buy these sites from us!

All we can say is THANKS!  THANKS for following us, THANKS for listening and THANKS for supporting us!



And as we also say - we will never advocate violence against cops!  NEVER!  People often think we hate cops. People often think we are advocates for violence against cops. Both of these are furthest from the truth. Hurting or killing someone is never the answer. All it does is create martyrs. Good cops are the number one supporters of this site.  Without them, we couldn’t exist. 

Our answer is life-long embarrassment and making them eminently unemployable in their respective profession, just like they do to innocent people and cops who try and expose them!   We advocate  public exposure and humiliation of their indiscretions – their sex, their sloth, their drunkenness, their thievery, their greed, the pedophilic sons (like Louie Tovar's,) their ineptitude – resulting in their removal from their jobs and having them never being able to “serve” the public again. 

What’s the best thing you can do for us, besides spreading the word?

If you pray – Pray for Cancer, Pray for Heart Attacks, Pray for Strokes, Pray for Diabetes, Pray of Lou Gehrig’s disease. 

Where is the investigation into Commander Benny Pina? What Were the Results?

Back in January (January 14th to be exact...), we submitted two requests for investigations into Phoenix police commander Benny Pina.  Benny loves using the word “nigger” and made some racist comments against Terry Yahwey an African American cop.  Benny was also caught working out with a young female, on duty outside of his precinct which is a significant liability for the city.  Benny is obese, and he needs to exercise in pre-approved areas should he hurt himself coughing or dropping a deuce.

Nine months later, we have heard nothing on where this investigation stands, why it is taking so long or what the results were.  This is typical of the city of Phoenix. 

Their own Ops orders (Ops order 3.19.1.A) has them providing us with an initial complaint control number, the results of the investigation and whatever punishment was doled out. 

You know and we know investigations don’t take nine months, especially with the level of details we provided.

You know and we know the last people on the planet the City of Phoenix and the Phoenix PD want to be accountable to is us. 

You know and we know that they don’t want to provide us the results of any investigation as we will post them here for the public to see.
What you don’t know (but we do) is that an investigation was completed, punishment was administered but the City of Phoenix and the Phoenix PD conveniently “forgot” to let us know. 

A mistake?  An oversight? An administrative mistake?  

It’s doubtful. 

It’s the problem we rant about.  Phoenix police (all police departments) do not feel accountable to citizenry.  They don’t respect citizenry. They have no regard for citizenry but they love to let us know that they will lay down their lives for the same citizenry and expect special treatment and special conditions for doing so.  Painful as it sounds, a job is a job.  You choose the job and all the risks that go with it and one shouldn't get special treatment for doing so!

So here is our follow up letter along with our original requests requesting an update.  We will post their replies.

 

Benny Pina Follow Up - What Happened to Our Investigation Request?

Come and Join the Surprise Party for Jim Pina - But Make Sure You Let Tim Moore Know!

We receive this email invitation for Jim Pina's party.  We will RSVP for one.  We will leave it up to the Phoenix PD to figure out which one we are!  Maybe they will recognize us by the gift we bring!
~BPC

From: timothy.moore@phoenix.gov [mailto:timothy.moore@phoenix.gov]
Sent: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 10:18 AM
To:
Cc:
Subject: Lunch Celebration

 Jim Pina, Assistant Chief, is currently the Senior Officer on the Phoenix Police Department with 37 plus years.

 

Therefore, a Surprise Lunch will be held in his honor. Shhhhhhhhh

 

 

 

On: Wednesday, September 5, 2012, at 11am

At: Comedor Guadalajara        

1830 South Central Avenue

Phoenix, AZ 85004

 

It is also the week of his Birthday!

Bring a story or a gift or just attend…

(I heard he has a new bar in his house and it needs to be stocked)

Another Dirty Cop Gets Accused Of Sexual Assault With A Minor – Too Bad Officer Chris Wilson Didn’t Change His Name to Louie Tovar – Otherwise He Would Have Gotten Off...Another Way!

Add another one to, “we don’t make this shit up file.”  A 13 year Phoenix police veteran is arrested for sucking off a 14 year old and a 17 year old boy.  And better yet - he was the liaison to the LGBT community.

LINK: Phoenix Police Officer Wilson Likes the Taste Of Teenage Boys

And another one that surfaced

LINK: A Phoenix Cop Who Needs to Kill Himself Is Caught Molesting Teenagers

It’s sort of odd and ironic that last week had someone killed him with a shot to the head, everyone would be crying about cop killing.  The 100 Club would be asking for the death penalty and he would have been lauded with grandiose funeral at CCV. 

Today most people are thinking he deserves to be shot in the head for playing with little boys, have his dick cut off and stuffed in his mouth.  This is such an abuse of power by a cop; penalties should be doubled on cops who abuse their power and they should be given the option of their Glock with one hollow point bullet in the chamber to end it quickly.

Chief Garcia did say that he was, “extremely disturbed and disgusted by this conduct…” – Gee…ya think?  How about investigating the Tovar Molestation story Garcia – it will make you throw up and you will never look at your dog and peanut butter the same again.

Chief Garcia went on to say, “he wants the community to know this is a transparent investigation.”
Transparency you say?  Policing with a purpose?

Funny – It has been one year since our Public Records Request on the Tovar molestation cover up and we still have not received a complete case file on it.  Where’s the transparency there Chief Garcia?

Another molester is out there and the Phoenix PD refuses to do anything about it because he is the son of a cop.

Evaluation of The Police Department Internal Affairs Unit (AKA PSB) and The Document BadPhoenixCops and Citizens Aren’t Allowed to Review. Well Now You Can!

We received the attached evaluation of Phoenix Police Department’s Internal Affairs Unit (known as PSB - Professional Standards Bureau), which was conducted by Matrix Consulting out of Palo Alto, CA - taken off the desk of Joe Yahner.

You can read the attached cover letter we received along with the document from our loyal source.  As citizens we paid the handsome sum of $150,000 (the equivalent of a commander’s salary) for this evaluation. Commander Dave Harvey now has been tasked to discredit this evaluation.

Think about how better we could have used $150,000, in a city where they cry everyday about budget shortfalls and the inability to hire cops.  Every one of you should go to every council meeting and every town hall meeting with copies and ask the simply question, “Why?”

While many of us knew about this evaluation and that an outside consulting company named Matrix was hired, this document is not officially published anywhere but here.  We have all been asking for these results and the Phoenix PD has been reluctant to deliver them.

So we delivered it to you – compliments of our faithful loyal and good cops in the Phoenix PD – cops who thankfully are more loyal to us, then they are to their own employer.

This was mailed to us and in true BadPhoenixCops fashion; the original mail package and documents were shredded and burned so that the Phoenix PD couldn’t obtain it or find out who gave it to us.  No sense conjuring up one of those illegal and fraudulent home raids along with a bogus criminal investigation…AGAIN.

Enjoy. 

LINK - Evaluation of Phoenix Police Department’s Internal Affairs (AKA PSB)

Chief Garcia's Memo on Lieutenants and their CVs. Yeah...We Probably Shouldn't Have This...

It's nice to see chief Daniel Garcia taking ownership of the lieutenants. We also see this as a key role that he may learn from. We think he needs to talk to some retirees to gain some insight into the prior administration and why everyone left. The only question we have is what will he do with the likes of Lt. Dave Adams who was voted out of PPSLA and was convicted of imprisonment? Surely you can't have him lead anyone, nor send him out on any DV calls. Adams is a liability and should be fired. Employee Notification System - Chief Garcia and Lieutenants 06192012

Sean Mattson Wins PPSLA Election. Somewhere lieutenant Dave Adams is Taking Out His Loss On a Woman

Q:  What does Lt. Dave Adams of the Phoenix PD say to a woman with two black eyes and a bloody lip?
A:  Nothing.  He’s already told her enough and she just doesn't appear to be listening!~Anonymous

Ahhh.  The power of a blog and published words.  Watch those numbers in the top left...GROW like a dickweed!

The results are in!  Sean Mattson wins as president of PPSLA. Lt. Dave Adams, convicted of imprisonment gets booted back to patrol.  Let’s all hope Dave Adams doesn’t get routed on any DV calls!

Congrats Sean. 

You have a lot of good cops to thank for telling us about
Dave Adams Domestic Bliss From 1997 -LINK.  

We don’t need flowers or thank yous. Just be a great cop, exude leadership, do what is right and not what is popular. Most importantly don’t let that cunt Lauri Burgett run to PPSLA anymore for any defense. 

Sean, if you slip, have a momentary lapse of reason or become Jeff Hynes and turn your back on the good sergeants and lieutenats who need you  – we will be here to remind you and we probably have more sergeants and lieutenants in our back pocket than you do!  We hope that the motto Fair Representation will actually mean something to you. 

Chief Garcia:  Carve out 30 minutes in your calendar to meet with Sean.  It will pay spades and you will learn so much.

And the funniest part about this election?  
Matt Knowles received 15 votes.  Yeah!   There are 14 sergeant and lieutenants out there, who are completed fucking assclown and aren't fit to lead or manage anyone.

And the even funnier part? 
The amount of texts and phone calls being left on former PPSLA president Mark Half-wit Hafkey’s cell phone!  Half Wit Hafkey had his own problems and investigations in the Phoenix PD including being a fucking idiot, useless, stupid, an all around hunk of cock snot for appointing Dave Adams as his successor.

If you want to send your own text or voicemail, you can contact Mark on his cell at 602-703-5211.  If someone answers in Spanish, it will be his wife that he mailed away for in Mexico.

Our Commentary on the Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats – We Were Right To Help Get Jack Harris Fired for Lying. Cavasos Did the Right Thing - For Once!

The OIG recently came back with their findings.  After a year plus process and investigation, results showed we were right!   Ultimately the Phoenix PD were able to scrape up enough “kidnapping stats” to meet their original claim of 358, but of the original 358, the OIG only found 195 to be “kidnapping” reports.  AZ PLEA said it best – 195 equates to 54% and 54% in anyone’s book is a FAILURE. 

The fact still remains, former mayor Phil OxyGordon and former and fired chief Jack Ass Harris lied before Congress with the far-fetched claim that almost every night in 2008, someone was kidnapped and being held for ransom in Phoenix.

“People are being tortured. People are being kidnapped. Almost every night, Phoenix police will get one or more calls, with variations…my wife is being held in a Phoenix drop house and they say they will torture and kill her if we don't pay them thousands of dollars.'  The response to that kind of call is incredibly labor intensive.”

This was a flat our lie and somewhere Harris’ and Gordon’s pants are catching on fire.  Almost every night, there was not a ransom kidnapping in Phoenix in 2008.  By our estimates, there may have been 40-50 that year.

How is this possible?  How can they "create" kidnapping police reports?  It’s simple.  People forget that there are different kidnapping offenses under Title 13 (Arizona Criminal Statutes).
1.  Kidnapping (13-1304),
                 A. Unlawful imprisonment (13-1303)
                 B. Custodial interference (13-1302)
                 C. Trafficking of persons (13-1308)
                 D. Access interference (13-1305)
                 E. Unlawfully obtaining labor or services (13-1306)
                 F. Sex trafficking (13-1307)

 So if someone is late dropping of their kid and their dumb cunt ex-wife calls the police? 

That’s kidnapping. 

All those drop houses on TV? 

Technically they fall under kidnapping. 

Phoenix police officer David Adams (president of PPSLA) holds his wife hostage in Scottsdale for a domestic violence incident?

Yep! - Kidnapping again!

A drunken guy holding on to his former girlfriend in his apartment begging her not to leave him?

Yep technically if the cop fills out a DR, s/he could label it kidnapping again. 

Polombo nameplates still missing? 

That’s kidnapping. 

Cops giving us the complete employee application file from PERB on Louie Adrian Tovar? 

Those docs were probably kidnapped too and unfortunately any street cop can miscategorise any police report as a kidnapping report.


It’s very easy after the investigation began for the Phoenix PD to go back, re-evaluate their police reports and “pad” more to fall under 13-1304 Kidnapping.  

It’s like being audited by the IRS. 

By way of example, if you claimed on a tax return that you had $20K in medical deductions you will probably get an audit by the IRS.  After your initial sit-down with the IRS they will give you time to go back and “find” the deficit or receipts (proof) that prove the 20K in deductions. 

This is exactly what happened with the kidnapping stats. 

The original 358 did not meet the criteria of kidnapping (only 195 did) so a lie is still a lie, but the Phoenix PD were able to go back and “find” DRs from 2008 that added up to the original claim of 358. 

So technically -yes- there were 358 DRs that were labelled as kidnapping stats per AZ 13-1304, but rest assured there were not 358 ransom kidnappings in 2008 and we are not the kidnapping capital of the world behind Mexico City as Murray Andy Anderson claimed.    The description and deception used by Gordon and Harris before Congress; it never happened in Phoenix in 2008.  Almost every night in 2008, there simply were not ransom kidnappings by drug cartels or anyone else.

So the question remains – Were they purposefully deceptive? 

Of course they were, at least we think so.
 
They will try to blame the street cops for misidentifying or miscategorising police reports – but ultimately those cops work for the Phoenix PD administration and ultimately worked for Jack Ass Harris.  Jack was responsible and accountable and it was right for David Cavasos to fire him.  While the Phoenix PD will position this as some sort of vindication, the truth remains that blaming a street cop is not the way to fix this.  The blame and the ones who lied before Congress were Harris and Gordon, with the support of Lauri Burgett.

When the application process began for the grants, someone (Lauri Burgett, Jack Harris and Gordon) had to request, review and submit the application.  Someone had to say, “Hey we had 350+ ransom kidnappings and need money to stop this.” 

How does one prove this?  It’s tough. 

This is where they lied and purposefully positioned it for personal gain.  It turned into one big finger-pointing game and ultimately they blamed the street cop for mislabelling kidnapping reports.  Just take a look at all the post kidnapping projects Lauri Burgett was involved in?  A new car?  A video company?   Trips to England with Jack?  Tens of thousands of dollars in overtime dollars for her personally?  It’s sad the OIG wasn’t smart enough to see this, but did we really think the Federal government was going to indict a Democratic mayor, police chief and a lieutenant on perjury?  It was doubtful because our government has no balls to do what is right.  Just look at what is happening around the world and all the corruption in Congress. 

And to boot - look at the retaliation that was exerted upon Phil Roberts?  Clearly someone was trying to silence him and he struck a nerve with Jack and Burgett.   All Phil did was say the same things we said here and he was demoted, humiliated and chastised for it.  Wow.  That’s a little crazy in our opinion and shows how retaliation is a form of discipline within the Phoenix PD.

So how do we feel about the report?   It’s pretty terse (as terse as the US Government will get) and blames PPD leadership for most of the problems.  Remember – the US Government won’t call them liars, fucktards, assclowns and cunts like we will – but we think they should have launched a criminal investigation.  We still hope Jack Harris rides his Harley without a helmet and crashes into tree, leaving him on a feeding tube and a colostomy bag, and it’s only a matter of time before Phil OxyGordon is pinched with a DUI for all his drug use with his horse-faced girlfriend.  Karma is a mofo – just look at what’s happening with the Tovar family right now.

Ultimately, we got Jack Harris fired and Phil Gordon is sitting at home popping pills and neither can further destroy our city.  We do hope that this was the final nail in Joe Yahner’s coffin and any hope of him becoming a police chief has been killed. 

Here's a link to the report if you want to read it.

LINK TO OIG Report - On Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats

It’s BadPhoenixCops Annual RAW DATA Blog – Random Fact’s and Figures Related to Life, the Blog, the Website and the Dirty Cops in the Phoenix PD

Last year (November, 2010), we did out first RANDOM FACTS AND FIGURES blog and thought it would be a great annual tradition. 

Enjoy and have a good laugh - at the expense of the Phoenix police department!

~BPC

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211 – Number of blog stories we have posted since this blog started, April 2008

2234 – Number of comments left on the blog since this blog started, April 2008

0 – Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife this year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife last year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina will have sex with his wife next year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife anytime during the Obama administration

28 – Number of times Jim Pina’s wife had sex this past year

273 – Number of “hits” our blog received in October, 2011 from people in the City of Phoenix

83 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Arizona State Government

 24 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Department of Homeland Security

11 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Department of Justice

109 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from someone using an Iron Key

392 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from someone using HidemyAss.com

1 – Number of sergeants assigned to our blog in PSB (Phoenix PD Internal Affairs), whose job it is to look at this site each day and to inform any current cop if their name was mentioned on the blog (Personal note to PSB sergeant: This blog posting alone is going to keep you busy this week!)

48.96 – Average percentage of NEW visitors we add to the blog each month

51.04 – Average percent of RETURNING visitors we see coming back to the blog each month

74 – Average percentage of users, using Windows

13 - Average percentage of users, using Macintosh

PlayStation Portable – Oddest/most diverse group of device users who view our blog (3%)

4.9 – Average number of seconds it takes for BadPhoenixCops to “load” when you land on the page

7.5 - Average number of seconds it takes for BadPhoenixCops to “load” when you land on the page during peak time

4.7 – Average length of a man’s flaccid penis, in inches

Negative (-) 1.8  - Length of Benny Pina’s penis (He’s so fucking fat, it’s now inverted and starting to turtle...)

2 – Average length of a man’s erect penis in inches on the 4^th floor in Phoenix PD management

 2 – Number of times Surprise, AZ police chief Mike Frazier was arrested in one day for beating and stalking his ex-wife

2- Number of times Mike Frazier has been a police chief, with a checked background as a wife beater

2 - Number of stories sent to us this week about how fucked up the Surprise, AZ police department is; the first story about how a former exec was fucking on the job like Phoenix cop Jeff Gordon - the Phoenix mayor's kid and another how a sergeant resigned who was under investigation. Did we mention that the current police chief Mike Frazier was arrested twice in one day for DV?  Keep up the great work Mike!  Nothing like running a department into the ground like Jack Ass Harris did.

Surprise Police Officer Has An On Duty FuckFest Like Mayor Phil Gordon's Son

Surprise Police Sergeant Resigns While Under Investigation

2 – The shoe size of little Louie Tovar

2- Number of children Louie Tovar’s son Adrian allegedly molested, under the nose of the Phoenix PD, and one child was a family member (And they still haven’t fulfilled our public records request on this matter)

41 - Number of children Penn state coach Jerry Sandusky alleged molested, under the nose of the Penn State Athletic department, and one child was a family member (And a day doesn't go by that this isn't in the news and published around the world)


2 - Number of work colleagues of Adrian Tovar who have contacted us, telling us where he works and how he is not listed in any registry for child molesters, and asking us to forward any public records request we receive

2 - Number of people who have contacted us who said they grew up with and went to Brophy with members of the Tovar family  - and how they always thought they were a weird family and a bunch of creeps

2 – Number of cops we spoke with who claimed they received a blowjob from a ugly lonely female cop with a gunt, in the Maryvale precinct parking lot

2 - The cop’s personal rating of these blowjobs on a scale of 1 through 10 (One lamented, "She used a lot of teeth and its wasn't very good...")

2 – Number of times this year someone contacted us on how to make their own Polombo nameplates

2 - Number of times Mike Polombo has tried to call Theron Quaas today after reading the above three entries, alleging further harassment claims and how this blog serves "no useful purpose"

 2 - Number of times we were contacted this year by an attorney who had a client facing criminal charges and asked us to dig up “dirt” on their arresting or investigating officer so as to embarrass and discredit them on the witness stand

2 – Number of those charged, who were acquitted due to us discrediting a police officer's testimony. (Maybe we should start a consulting business?)

22 – Number of times we were contacted in 2011 by recruiters who were doing background checks on current and former Phoenix cops looking for employment

2 – Number of times we were personal contacted about an employer/recruiter looking to employ Murray Andy Anderson, and we talked them out if it

2 - Number of times Murray Andy Anderson referred to this as an, "unaccredited grass roots website" (We wonder if he regrets those words and still feels the same...)

2 - Number of days it would take for a REAL police chief to fix the Phoenix PD, fire the inept and begin to restore the Phoenix PD to a respected department

2 – In millions of dollars it would take to buy and shut down this website and blog (and climbing...)

2 – Number of times Ed Zuercher’s daughter Ali Google'd his name and inquired, “Hey Dad, What’s a fucktard?”

5.25 – Pounds of turkey that Sonya Thomas (AKA The Black Widow) ate to win the annual turkey eating contest this year in New York City

5.25 – Pounds of feces that Benny Pina dumped the day after Thanksgiving in Phoenix, Arizona

2 – Out of the two types of diabetes, the "Type" Benny Pina will be diagnosed with, within five years

$6,986.31 – Monthly salary of Mike "Potato Head" Polombo

$6,750 - Estimate cost for Phalloplasty (penis enlargement surgery) for the likes of Jim Pina, Joe Yahner, Ed Zuercher, David Cavasos and the rest of the 4th floor Phoenix PD leadership team

$236.31 - The amount of money Mike "Potato Head" Polombo would have remaining after Phalloplasty, should he opt to correct his pinky-sized penis

$12,000 - Estimate cost for vaginoplasty and labiaplasty (removing the meat curtains and reshaping the hooch) for Tracy Montgomery, Heather Polombo and Laurie Burgett (But in all honesty, you just can't put lipstick on a donkey or purfume on a pig; and think that's going to fix it.  You're still going to need to put a bag over their head!)

June 1, 2016 – The date Mike Polombo will be forced to leave the Phoenix PD after entering DROP – unless of course we get him fired first or he has another heart issue while scuba diving

6 - The number of voicemails thus far Mike Polombo has left for Theron Quaas and Joe Knott on this particular blog posting and how he feels "harassed about the pinky-dick comment," how we "sullied his wife's hooch" and how he wants those (us), "psychos booked into jail."

$23.99 - The price for a box of CORBON ammo, (24 rounds  of 9mm) at Sportsmans - the preferred concealed-carry ammo of our law enforcement sources, and friends and family of this blog    The Only Ammo to Use - CORBON

2 - Number of nameplates we need to post on the web to raise Mike Polombo's blood pressure and to send Theron Quaas into investigation mode

4,468 – Average number of words Phil Roberts had in his now infamous kidnapping memos

587 – Number of pocked-mark holes in Murray Andy Anderson’s face

13 - Number of steps it would take for Murray Andy Anderson to fall down, to break his neck


1 - Number of times the police were called to Andy Anderson's home for Domestic Violence, because his wife feared for her life

1 - Number of times Murray Andy Anderson was trespassed from the offices of PLEA

 587 – Number of child crimes that were left in limbo under the watch and leadership of Andy Anderson (We wonder if Adrian Tovar was one of them?)

4 – Number of years both Andy Anderson and Jeff Hynes knew about these unsolved and under worked crimes,  and did nothing

1996 – Year Jeff Hynes was added to the BRADY list for lying

898,098 – Total number of page views our blog has received since its inception in April, 2008

10,290 – Number of page views thus far in the month of November

$10,000 – Number of dollars Tracy Montgomery allegedly spent on attorney’s fees investigating how to sue and or shut down this site

14 - Best estimate according to our sources of the number of Phoenix city employees, Tracy Montgomery has "dated"

 200 – The multiplier that the dumb stupid cunt Tracy Montgomery would have needed to multiply her $10,000 by, in order to shut down (and own) this blog

3000+ - The number of Phoenix police officers happy and elated they weren't mentioned or discussed in this annual blog entry!

1 - The number one blog and website on the PLANET - BadPhoenixCops.com Where we destroy, vilify and excoriate any and all dirty cops in the Phoenix PD without remorse.  No one in the Phoenix PD has a conscience.  So why should we?

Money Drop Productions Continues with “Big Mama” Lauri Burgett. Phoenix Police Officers Create a Company and Make Money all at the Expense of Taxpayers! The Mendacious Behavior Continues...

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse and you think that acting Phoenix police chief Joe Yahner and asst. city manager Ed Zuercher had a grasp on things – we introduce you to the characters of MoneyDrop Productions.

Here is an interesting link some good cop sent us

Ransom City Link with HIKE Characters

At the top – clink on the tab named HIKE UNIT CHARACTERS

Check out the first dude with a wig…
...um we mean the very handsome woman...Phoenix police Lt. Lauri Burgett and a cast of other HIKE employees working on Lauri Burgett’s scam. (Did Lauri have some bad acne as a kid? Earning over $240K as a cop last year - one would think she would get her face fixed!)

Money Drop Productions LLC is video production company co-owned by Phoenix police Lt. Lauri Burgett along with a videographer, Don Sikorski and former narcissistic cop prick, Andy Hill. Money Drop is making a video/TV show titled Ransom City which highlights Phoenix kidnappings and follows around the HIKE squad on kidnappings.

What’s the problem with this?

The handsome Lauri Burgett runs the HIKE squad (High Invasion Kidnapping Enforcement) and now owns a company that is tied directly to her own job.

Can a cop write tickets, and then own the towing company that tows your car?
NO.

Can a cop tow your car and then own the impound yard it is towed to?
FUCK NO.

Can a cop provide liquor to a strip club?
NO.

Can a cop arrest you, and then own the bail bonding service that gets you out of jail?
NO.

Can a cop have a son who molests little boys and little girls?

Well you can if you are Phoenix police commander Louie Tovar - but otherwise NO!

...But Lauri Burgett can run and manage the HIKE squad, and still start a production company that video tapes her kidnappings, hoping to make a TV show about it.

What’s even better: If you live if Phoenix – YOU’RE PAYING FOR HER TO DO THIS WITH YOUR TAX DOLLARS!!! Do you think any of the video interviews were done with personal time or work time?  Take a guess? 
Do you think Lauri Burgett takes a few days off each week to handle her involvement in Money Drop productions?  HELL NO!

The only thing we wonder (besides how Lauri’s husband Phoenix police officer Jim Burgett, can get an erection with such a God awful ugly woman underneath him. Sweet Lord…it must take 3 Viagras and a case of beer.  Poor Jim must hold a grudge against his cock, close his eyes and think of Megan Fox..)

Why does the acting police chief Joe Yahner and asst. city manager Ed Zuercher put up with this? 

Well for Ed Zuercher, it's simple.  Even his own kid knows he's labeled a fucktard on the Internet. She looked him up!  Joe Yahner is just a ginormous pussy who lost his testicles and still lives in the shadow of his former Jack Ass chief.

Why does Mayor Phil OxyGordon put up with it?  We'll this drunk, drug induced moron is terming out.

After all that has happened with the kidnapping stats and the dismissal of Jack Ass Harris, it's incredible to believe that Lauri Burgett is still a cop.

Like we have stated all along.....Absolute power, corrupts absolutely.

If you want to read more on this story – click on the following links

Phoenix Police Lt. Lauri Burgett - BIG MAMA CUNT - Part 1

Phoenix Police Lt. Lauri Burgett - BIG MAMA CUNT - Part 2

What Waddles Like a Penguin, Looks Like A Dude and Is Part Owner in a Video Company that Videotapes Kidnappings In Phoenix, Arizona? It’s Phoenix Police Lieutenant Laurell (Lauri) Burgett! Learn How She is Triple Dipping As A Phoenix Cop With Her Own Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats!

Our last blog mentioned how Phoenix police lieutenant Lauri Burgett lied about the kidnapping stats, but used portions of the $1.7M in grant-federal stimulus dollars to buy herself a car, fund a nice trip to England and give herself a Year-Over-Year raise of 37%.  This allowed her to earn $240,000 in 2010.

Did you know Lauri Burgett also was involved with video company named MONEY DROP PRODUCTIONS LLC with retired cop Sgt.Andy Hill and a videographer? It appears she needed a lot of money and her base pay and overtime weren’t enough! She needed to triple dip with a company that came to Phoenix PD crime scenes to tape of all things – her kidnappings!

Here is the link to the Arizona Corporate Commission showing Lauri Burgett, Andy Hill and a videographer named Donald Sikorski owning a business where videos of illegal aliens and kidnappings were being turned into a TV show.

It appears when the shit was hitting the fan, these creeps tried to dissolve the company, in December 2010. They opened and closed it fairly quickly (May 24, 2010-December 23, 2010).

Arizona Corporate Commission - Money Drop Productions, LLC - A Lauri Burgett Company

This dissolution was two weeks after the Phoenix PD learned about an investigation by OIG and OIG had already met with Phil Roberts…and others!

Money Drop Productions Shows Andy Hill and Lauri Burgett As Vested Managers

Pretty diabolical…huh?

Think about it for a second.

Any second job or business a cop is involved with, must be approved by the City Manager and can’t be a conflict of interest. So by way of example for layman out there, a cop can’t write tickets and then own a towing company, or work vice and own a strip club or a liquor store, or be a bail bondsman…or be involved with a kidnapping video company and working the kidnapping unit; then obtain federal grant dollars to fund her kidnapping unit by lying about how many kidnappings occurred in the city of Phoenix in 2008!

But in the regime of Jack Harris conflicts did happen and this is one of them. If you remember Ronnie Snodgrass (who by the way considers himself out of the closest and admitting he's interested in men. Being gay is en vogue and we appreciate the honesty by Ronnie Bear if it is true, but the part that bothers us is Ronnie is the size of a house with a gland issue that leaves him a wet, sweaty mess. We are trying to kill the visual of man sex with Ronnie and can’t stop vomiting in our mouth…), owned a training company with Dan Olsen called Preferred Training Solutions where he notoriously trained cops on company time, and received a handsome stipend. Ronnie was allowed to do this because he for a short time ran the retirement system and cooked Jack Harris’ double dipping retirement deal.

So Lauri Burgett is a Phoenix cop (the first dip), who lied to obtain a federal grant and federal stimulus dollars. She paid herself handsomely (pun intended based on the photos of her…) in the form of overtime wages (her double dip). Then Lauri Burgett was involved in this video company where this video crew along with retired cop Andy Hill would show up at crime scenes to video kidnappings (triple dip) for a yet to be released kidnapping TV show.

Lauri did fill out the proper paperwork, but left it purposefully vague saying she was merely involved in an extracurricular video company. There was no mention of kidnappings or Andy Hill. Of course she didn’t want anyone to know her video company with Andy Hill was taping her kidnappings. Makes sense why she was vehemently defending the kidnapping stats and doing everything possible to throw Phil Roberts under the bus; even with the far-fetched claim that they were Phil’s bad kidnapping numbers. Makes even more sense why she traveled to England on the taxpayer’s dime even after admitting and knowing the kidnapping stats were a fraud.  This travel only padded her curriculum vitae as a resident expert in the field for future videos and future enrichment.

What’s even more unconscionable is Lauri’s husband is Phoenix police Lieutenant Jim Burgett and being that Phoenix is a community property state, was party to her fraud and cover-up. As a cop he has a duty to report malfeasance and corruption, but with his wife earning $240K, plus the enticement of proceeds from this video company; it made Jim awfully quite! You would be a fool to believe that Phoenix police lieutenant Jim Burgett had no clue what his wife was doing and her involvement in a kidnapping video company about her own kidnappings.

Source have told us retired Phoenix police officer Andy Hill would mysterious appear at random kidnappings, telling the cops on the scene that he was authorized to be there per Mayor Phil Gordon, Jack Harris and Lauri Burgett. Lauri Burgett openly and boldly told everyone that she had absolute immunity in the Phoenix PD. She claimed she was friends with Mayor Phil Gordon and even went so far as to show people his cell phone number programmed into her phone.

This video company MONEY DROP PRODUCTIONS LLC was in the process/is in the process of making a documentary type TV show (think of a COPS type TV drama, with Phoenix PD kidnapping slant to it) to sell the TV networks only to reap more financial gain.

The teaser for this documentary is called Ransom City and is located on Sikorski’s private website here

http://www.djsikorski.com/

Here it is on YouTube too.



And as you can see, Lauri Burgett is featured prominently in this video teaser.

It would be interesting to know if Andy Hill really had this authorization by pill popping mayor Phil OxyGordon and former chief Jack Ass Harris. Not to give any credo to OxyGordon or the Jack Ass, but we are pretty certain at best they knew a video company was being worked, but it is doubtful they shared in any financial gain, except obtaining the federal stimulus dollars for the city of Phoenix. Their gain was politically motivated. Lauri’s gain was purely financial and all about greed. Lauri undoubtedly lied and told people that videotaping was authorized from the top and assumed she had absolute immunity because she herself signed off on, and provided the fraudulent data on the stats that OxyGordon and Jack Ass presented to Congress. What better insurance policy could she have?

It should create great pause with each of you that this happened, not withstanding the Office of Inspector General and the Department of Justice investigations - the antics occurring in Phoenix, Arizona. The rot and corruption is systemic. How does one begin to fix this except for an outside intervention and a house cleaning of everyone?

We now have a greater understanding and reasoning why covering up the fraudulent kidnapping stats was so acute and why this lying cunt Phoenix police Lieutenant Laurel Burgett tried to lay blame on Phil Roberts and retaliated against him. Her and her husband’s livelihood was at risk and Phil Roberts was the bump in the road ruining Jim and Lauri Burgett’s big payola! We will venture to guess an audit of the Burgett’s tax return for 2008, 2009, or 2010 has tons on police related write-offs, for MONEY DROP PRODUCTIONS LLC netting them a quadruple dip!

We know this is working its way through the system. The city manager, Dave Cavasos has been informed. Acting chief Joe Yahner knows and PSB has begun an investigation into Lauri Burgett. If she hasn’t already, should be on paid leave soon.

Let’s see if she really has immunity from Phil OxyGordon and what asst. city Manager Ed Zuercher and city manager David Cavasos are doing about this. Think these two spineless pussies will act accordingly and say ENOUGH! It’s doubtful based on their prior inactions.

Since the OIG and DOJ read this blog, they now too know about Lauri Burgett’s antics and video company. We sure hope OIG comes back with an indictment of Lauri Burgett and hauls this unethical snatch away in handcuffs.

And if the Burgett’s want to beat OIG to the punch, there is one last out…