It’s BadPhoenixCops Annual RAW DATA Blog – Random Fact’s and Figures Related to Life, the Blog, the Website and the Dirty Cops in the Phoenix PD

Last year (November, 2010), we did out first RANDOM FACTS AND FIGURES blog and thought it would be a great annual tradition. 

Enjoy and have a good laugh - at the expense of the Phoenix police department!

~BPC

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211 – Number of blog stories we have posted since this blog started, April 2008

2234 – Number of comments left on the blog since this blog started, April 2008

0 – Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife this year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife last year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina will have sex with his wife next year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife anytime during the Obama administration

28 – Number of times Jim Pina’s wife had sex this past year

273 – Number of “hits” our blog received in October, 2011 from people in the City of Phoenix

83 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Arizona State Government

 24 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Department of Homeland Security

11 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Department of Justice

109 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from someone using an Iron Key

392 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from someone using HidemyAss.com

1 – Number of sergeants assigned to our blog in PSB (Phoenix PD Internal Affairs), whose job it is to look at this site each day and to inform any current cop if their name was mentioned on the blog (Personal note to PSB sergeant: This blog posting alone is going to keep you busy this week!)

48.96 – Average percentage of NEW visitors we add to the blog each month

51.04 – Average percent of RETURNING visitors we see coming back to the blog each month

74 – Average percentage of users, using Windows

13 - Average percentage of users, using Macintosh

PlayStation Portable – Oddest/most diverse group of device users who view our blog (3%)

4.9 – Average number of seconds it takes for BadPhoenixCops to “load” when you land on the page

7.5 - Average number of seconds it takes for BadPhoenixCops to “load” when you land on the page during peak time

4.7 – Average length of a man’s flaccid penis, in inches

Negative (-) 1.8  - Length of Benny Pina’s penis (He’s so fucking fat, it’s now inverted and starting to turtle...)

2 – Average length of a man’s erect penis in inches on the 4^th floor in Phoenix PD management

 2 – Number of times Surprise, AZ police chief Mike Frazier was arrested in one day for beating and stalking his ex-wife

2- Number of times Mike Frazier has been a police chief, with a checked background as a wife beater

2 - Number of stories sent to us this week about how fucked up the Surprise, AZ police department is; the first story about how a former exec was fucking on the job like Phoenix cop Jeff Gordon - the Phoenix mayor's kid and another how a sergeant resigned who was under investigation. Did we mention that the current police chief Mike Frazier was arrested twice in one day for DV?  Keep up the great work Mike!  Nothing like running a department into the ground like Jack Ass Harris did.

Surprise Police Officer Has An On Duty FuckFest Like Mayor Phil Gordon's Son

Surprise Police Sergeant Resigns While Under Investigation

2 – The shoe size of little Louie Tovar

2- Number of children Louie Tovar’s son Adrian allegedly molested, under the nose of the Phoenix PD, and one child was a family member (And they still haven’t fulfilled our public records request on this matter)

41 - Number of children Penn state coach Jerry Sandusky alleged molested, under the nose of the Penn State Athletic department, and one child was a family member (And a day doesn't go by that this isn't in the news and published around the world)


2 - Number of work colleagues of Adrian Tovar who have contacted us, telling us where he works and how he is not listed in any registry for child molesters, and asking us to forward any public records request we receive

2 - Number of people who have contacted us who said they grew up with and went to Brophy with members of the Tovar family  - and how they always thought they were a weird family and a bunch of creeps

2 – Number of cops we spoke with who claimed they received a blowjob from a ugly lonely female cop with a gunt, in the Maryvale precinct parking lot

2 - The cop’s personal rating of these blowjobs on a scale of 1 through 10 (One lamented, "She used a lot of teeth and its wasn't very good...")

2 – Number of times this year someone contacted us on how to make their own Polombo nameplates

2 - Number of times Mike Polombo has tried to call Theron Quaas today after reading the above three entries, alleging further harassment claims and how this blog serves "no useful purpose"

 2 - Number of times we were contacted this year by an attorney who had a client facing criminal charges and asked us to dig up “dirt” on their arresting or investigating officer so as to embarrass and discredit them on the witness stand

2 – Number of those charged, who were acquitted due to us discrediting a police officer's testimony. (Maybe we should start a consulting business?)

22 – Number of times we were contacted in 2011 by recruiters who were doing background checks on current and former Phoenix cops looking for employment

2 – Number of times we were personal contacted about an employer/recruiter looking to employ Murray Andy Anderson, and we talked them out if it

2 - Number of times Murray Andy Anderson referred to this as an, "unaccredited grass roots website" (We wonder if he regrets those words and still feels the same...)

2 - Number of days it would take for a REAL police chief to fix the Phoenix PD, fire the inept and begin to restore the Phoenix PD to a respected department

2 – In millions of dollars it would take to buy and shut down this website and blog (and climbing...)

2 – Number of times Ed Zuercher’s daughter Ali Google'd his name and inquired, “Hey Dad, What’s a fucktard?”

5.25 – Pounds of turkey that Sonya Thomas (AKA The Black Widow) ate to win the annual turkey eating contest this year in New York City

5.25 – Pounds of feces that Benny Pina dumped the day after Thanksgiving in Phoenix, Arizona

2 – Out of the two types of diabetes, the "Type" Benny Pina will be diagnosed with, within five years

$6,986.31 – Monthly salary of Mike "Potato Head" Polombo

$6,750 - Estimate cost for Phalloplasty (penis enlargement surgery) for the likes of Jim Pina, Joe Yahner, Ed Zuercher, David Cavasos and the rest of the 4th floor Phoenix PD leadership team

$236.31 - The amount of money Mike "Potato Head" Polombo would have remaining after Phalloplasty, should he opt to correct his pinky-sized penis

$12,000 - Estimate cost for vaginoplasty and labiaplasty (removing the meat curtains and reshaping the hooch) for Tracy Montgomery, Heather Polombo and Laurie Burgett (But in all honesty, you just can't put lipstick on a donkey or purfume on a pig; and think that's going to fix it.  You're still going to need to put a bag over their head!)

June 1, 2016 – The date Mike Polombo will be forced to leave the Phoenix PD after entering DROP – unless of course we get him fired first or he has another heart issue while scuba diving

6 - The number of voicemails thus far Mike Polombo has left for Theron Quaas and Joe Knott on this particular blog posting and how he feels "harassed about the pinky-dick comment," how we "sullied his wife's hooch" and how he wants those (us), "psychos booked into jail."

$23.99 - The price for a box of CORBON ammo, (24 rounds  of 9mm) at Sportsmans - the preferred concealed-carry ammo of our law enforcement sources, and friends and family of this blog    The Only Ammo to Use - CORBON

2 - Number of nameplates we need to post on the web to raise Mike Polombo's blood pressure and to send Theron Quaas into investigation mode

4,468 – Average number of words Phil Roberts had in his now infamous kidnapping memos

587 – Number of pocked-mark holes in Murray Andy Anderson’s face

13 - Number of steps it would take for Murray Andy Anderson to fall down, to break his neck


1 - Number of times the police were called to Andy Anderson's home for Domestic Violence, because his wife feared for her life

1 - Number of times Murray Andy Anderson was trespassed from the offices of PLEA

 587 – Number of child crimes that were left in limbo under the watch and leadership of Andy Anderson (We wonder if Adrian Tovar was one of them?)

4 – Number of years both Andy Anderson and Jeff Hynes knew about these unsolved and under worked crimes,  and did nothing

1996 – Year Jeff Hynes was added to the BRADY list for lying

898,098 – Total number of page views our blog has received since its inception in April, 2008

10,290 – Number of page views thus far in the month of November

$10,000 – Number of dollars Tracy Montgomery allegedly spent on attorney’s fees investigating how to sue and or shut down this site

14 - Best estimate according to our sources of the number of Phoenix city employees, Tracy Montgomery has "dated"

 200 – The multiplier that the dumb stupid cunt Tracy Montgomery would have needed to multiply her $10,000 by, in order to shut down (and own) this blog

3000+ - The number of Phoenix police officers happy and elated they weren't mentioned or discussed in this annual blog entry!

1 - The number one blog and website on the PLANET - BadPhoenixCops.com Where we destroy, vilify and excoriate any and all dirty cops in the Phoenix PD without remorse.  No one in the Phoenix PD has a conscience.  So why should we?

Shhhhh…AC Anderson does not know this! (But he does now Thanks to BadPhoenixCops and our Loyal Sources)

We did it again. 

Got another "secret" email on Andy Anderson's retirement that is supposed to be a surprise for Andy.

We know we are driving these guys in PAB and the Phoenix PD nuts, and they are trying to figure out how we know (and receive) what we know.

We will continue to ruin this idiot Andy Anderson's retirement/retirement party/retirement surprises much like he ruined so many good officers' careers.



Greetings all,


Shhhhh…AC Anderson does not know this!


PAB is presenting AC Anderson with a framed photo at his retirement reception on Thursday, April 28th. We would like to invite each of you to sign YOUR NAME and SERIAL NUMBER only—no messages please in the matting area around the photo. We would ask that you find a moment to drop by the Public Affairs Bureau, 620 W. Washington, Room 123 (the east end of PPD HQ/first floor) no later than Monday, April 25th so that we can also have time to add an engraved brass plate to the gift. The photo project is located in the cubical marked “Citizen Police Academy” just inside the main bureau area. Please use the Black Fine-Tip Sharpie pen when signing (and don’t forget to leave it there!!!) 

We will pay ANY COP $1000 if they sign the photo with BADPHOENIXCOPS.

Surprise Andy Anderson! Your Wife’s Making a Video for Your Retirement Party! Whoops! Were We Not Supposed to Let You know?

We like surprises! Better yet we like spoiling surprises for dirty douchebag cops like Andy Anderson!

For Andy Anderson's retirement party, the Public Affairs Bureau (PAB) asked Andy’s wife to make a surprise video, thanking Andy for all his hard work. Also making a video are Alberto Gutier the chief of highway safety for the state of Arizona and Andy Hill.

Why didn’t PAB ask BadPhoenixCops to make a video testimonial, discussing all his accomplishments?

We could have discussed Andy’s misogynistic behavior and how he likes to intimidate everyone!  His road rage incidents and how he has been trespassed from the PLEA union office.  We could also tell everyone how Murray Andy Anderson helped us get the Phoenix Police chief fired, by mislabeling Phoenix the Kidnapping Capital of the World.

The best part of this PAB, the Phoenix PD and everyone is wondering how we know this "top secret" video is being made!   Sorry to spoil the surprise Andy….but not really!

See you all at the retirement party!

Invitation to Murray Andy Anderson's Retirement Party - Time to Give This Dirty Douchebag A Nice Send-Off!

Yep!  We got it.  It was top secret and only sent out to a select few assistant chiefs.  HA! 

Just goes to show you how deep and thorough our sources are  We also put the invite on it's own webpage here:

Murray Andy Anderson's Retirement Party Website

For those of you who attended our Happy Hour: 
You know our big "surprise" planned for Andy's retirement!  Please spread the word to other supporters of BadPhoenixCops.

Invitation to Murray Andy Anderson's Retirement Party - Phoenix police department


Yes Lisa!  We would like to say a few words to Andy Anderson. How about:

"Go Fuck yourself Andy.  You dirty, shitbag cop!
You won't get the job at Gore either!"

Murray Andy Anderson Gets Stripped Of All Duties Beginning Monday April 11th – That’s a Nice Parting Gift for His Retirement at The End of the Month!

Yet again – you heard it here first!

Murray Andy Anderson – AKA Road Rage Andy – AKA Pocked Face Andy – AKA Cancer Andy - AKA Domestic Violence Andy - AKA Wife Beater Andy was told beginning April 11th, he will be stripped of all duties and assignments.

What a fitting end to one of the members of Jack Harris’ Axis of Evil.  That's two down, and two more to go!

We have blogged many times about this creep.

Murray Andy Anderson is an absolute douchebag in the Phoenix PD.

He is a cancer – no wait - calling him a cancer would be complimentary. Brains aren’t everything, but in Andy’s case they’re nothing! When Andy looks out the window, people think its Halloween. Jack Harris used to tell Andy he was a great asset, but he was off by two letters. Andy’s mom still owes my dog, fuck money! 

Most importantly, Andy has fallen on the shit list with Jack Harris being fired.  He is being relieved of all duties, assignments and responsibilities. And thanks to us anywhere Andy has tried applying for a job along with any recruiters that read our website, are sent a full dossier on this pocked face, shitstain.

Andy’s retirement party is coming soon. As soon as we get the flier, we will post it.

Asst. Chief of the Phoenix PD Murray "Andy" Anderson Applies for a Job with HIDTA? HA! Not as Long As We Can Help It!

Why do we keep brigging up Murray "Andy" Anderson?  Because we have too.  Murray "Andy" Anderson is one of the shittiest cops, according to our sources.
Murray "Andy" Anderson has no respect for women and has a history or violence and intimidation against women.

Our sources on the 4th floor tell us that Murray "Andy" Anderson is both devastated and embarrassed each time he reads this blog. He retreats into his office. He closes the door and is simply humiliated.  One source told us he is about to “stroke out.”  

When you’re an asshole your entire life, you reap what you sew.   In our third installment of telling the world the truth about Andy, this came to us from one of on Andy’s favorite fans!


We make sure that the following potential employers get this!

-BadPhoenixCops

Here are the HIDTA Executive Board members:


david.gonzales2@usdoj.gov
michael.colangelo@us.army.mil
cameron.holmes@azag.gov
william.newell@usdoj.gov  (this email is not working...does anyone have a better one?)
ldever@co.cochise.az.us    (not working..better one?)
daniel_wirth@ios.doi.gov
elizabeth.w.kempshall@usdoj.gov
rodney.irby@dhs.gov
andrea.whelan@ci.irs.gov
Richard.Hesse@jtfn.northcom.mil  (not working...better one?)
rdevries@cityofkingman.gov
b_knight@mcso.maricopa.gov
Richard.kastigar@sheriff.pima.gov
roberto.villasenor@tucsonaz.gov
cameron.hintzen@dhs.gov
ralph.ogden@co.yuma.az.us


SENT VIA HUSHMAIL

Hey BadPhoenixCops:
Murray Andy Anderson has in FACT put his name in for the Deputy Directors position at HIDTA. Can you post this as a new blog along with Andy's scar-ridden photo? (You got it!!-BPC)

FACT - Andy has been called a liar by the local media.

FACT - As an assistant police chief, Andy was recently involved in a shouting match that almost became physical at the PLEA office.

FACT - The person Andy started this confrontation was a female employee of PLEA. (And if Andy could have gotten away with it, he probably would have throat socked her...BPC)

FACT - PLEA had to have the Phoenix police department trespass Andy from ever coming on their property again. (Yep! just call them and ask!..BPC)

FACT - The Phoenix Police Department have been called out to Andy's home for Domestic Violence. The sergeant (back then) who responded on the call is still with the PPD and will verify this if necessary. This sergeant is retiring very soon and is going public with the "books" of dirt he has on so many corrupt people on the 4th floor. I would never, ever fuck with this sergeant. He is tired. He is frustrated. He is NOT corrupt. He has morals. He keeps copies of everything he has ever written. He never loses! He is too smart! (We have heard this too and are looking to get a copy of the DR. Once we receive it, we will post...BPC)

FACT - Rumors have circulated for years that Andy had a personal relationship with a female officer (now lieutenant). Want proof? This female lieutenant followed Andy to DEB, then PIO, then to VCB, then to HIKE, nobody in the PPD has ever had a constant history of plumb assignments like this lieutenant. Pretty hard to deny when you play with the devil in front of everyone else!

FACT - As an Assistant Chief, Andy was giving his 15 year old daughter driving lessons when he became involved in a Road Rage with a citizen - hence giving him the nickname ROAD RAGE ANDY! (Is she 18 yet? Sweet justice is to find her on a pole somewhere!...BPC)

FACT - Andy had his 15 year old daughter, who did not have a driver's license, chase this citizen to his house. (Imagine your own father forcing you to do this? What a douche!...BPC)

FACT - The citizen was scared for his life due to Andy's irrational behavior so he called 911. (Imagine a dickcheese like Andy following you to your home?!!? Good thing it wasn't us or 100 club would have been visiting Mrs. Anderson - and we all know she would have a smile on her face..BPC)

FACT - The lieutenant who responded is the same female lieutenant who Andy has taken to every assignment he had.

FACT - No criminal investigation was initiated by the lieutenant even though the citizen demanded one.

FACT - Andy was given formal discipline for instigating this incident and placing his young daughter in harm's way.

FACT - The New Times Newspaper has written many articles about Andy's misgivings.

FACT - The Arizona Republic Newspaper has written many articles about Andy's misgivings.

FACT - Most of Andy's peer assistant chief's cannot stand him but don't let on since they don't want to upset "Jack's right hand man." (Most?  How about all of them!...BPC)

FACT - Andy's only friends who have his back in the PPD are Jim (Fatboy) Pina and Jack (the Hack) Harris. I will almost guarantee Jim will be a commander and Jack will be gone by the first of summer. None of these three have any respect left within the ranks. In fact, Jim recently made a comment to another employee that he is worried "about his job" right now! Pure sweetness!

FACT - Most every commander, lieutenant and sergeant who has ever worked around Andy does not care for him.

FACT - If HIDTA hires this son-of-a-bitch, you are guaranteed some type of controversy within the first six months he is employed.

FACT - HIDTA Director: Andy does want to be Deputy Director. He wants your job and will slice the throat of anyone who gets in his way.

FACT - HIDTA Director: You are a female and look at Andy's documented history working around females.

FACT - Andy acts by "divide and conquer." He will suck up to the board and use them to turn on you. Beware!

FACT - If Andy is selected to work for HIDTA, this website will send e-mails to every Presidential Appointee, every executive in the National Drug Policy Control Office, every HIDTA Director in the country, every state Senator, and everyone else we believe would be interested in reading about these FACTS! We will not stop. (Letters work! Just ask the OIG!...BPC)

FACT - This is not an attack on Andy's character...these are articulated, well documented facts which Andy can never deny. (Andy has no character.  You can't attack what one doesn't have!...BPC)


FACT - HIDTA Executive Board and Director: You are taking on a huge political firebomb if you hire Murray Andy Anderson! Don't bring this attention to yourself!

FACT - Murray Andy Anderson is a political nightmare and a major douchebag.  This comes from his "unaccredited grass roots website"...BPC

BadPhoenixCops – Raw Data. Both Significant and Insignificant Fact and Figures

9,756 – The number of website visitors we had in a 30 day period, from October 23, 2010 thru November 23, 2010.

451 – Number of visitors from the city of Phoenix during the same time period.

43 – Number of visitors using an IronKey, same time period.

126 – Number of visitors using HideMyAss, same time period.

9 – Number of visitors from the Department of Justice, same time period.

5 – Number of visitors from the FBI, same time period.

174 – Number of blog entries since the inception of the Blog - April, 2008.

4:00PM-7:00PM - Greatest bandwidth and traffic increase for BadPhoenixCops.Blogspot.com, each day as cops come home from work.

$150,000 - Amount of bail needed to bail a white cop out of jail who shot and killed an unarmed citizen.

$1,000,000 - Amount of bail needed to bail a black citizen out of jail for shooting an unarmed cab driver.

$49,000 – Amount paid to Jack Harris by the city of Phoenix to cover legal expenses for his double-dipping lawsuit.

$74,305 – Estimated price Connie Harris paid for a new Chevy Corvette for her husband Phoenix police chief Jack Harris, during the same time period.


$866 – Estimated cost for Derma-Brasion to fix Murray “Andy” Anderson’s scarred and pockmarked face.

23% - The percentage match Mark Goudeau’s DNA was with his alleged rape crimes.

$7.50 - Cost to make yourself a Mike or Heather Polombo nameplate.

$7.50 - Estimated cost of Mike Polombo's shirt in the now infamous Polombo Harassment Video.

Look at Mike Polombo's Shirt and See Him Whine Like A Sissy Bitch HERE

17 – Number of Phoenix police officers retaining or have retained Jess Lorona as their attorney of record against the Phoenix PD.

30,000 - Estimated number of backlogs there are today with the Phoenix city Crime Lab.

1,730 – Number of comments left on this blog from April, 2008 - November 23, 2010

9 - Best known number of Polombo nameplates in circulation to date.

$129.23 – Estimate hourly rate we pay Jack Harris to be a public safety manager and to destroy our city.

$0 – Amount of dollars Jack Harris is contributing to the pension plan to fund future Phoenix officers’ retirement.

$120,342 - Ted Campagnolo’s annual salary, prosecutor for the AG’s office who is attempting to criminally charge our blogger.

4 – Number of times the Phoenix police had to search a 1000 square foot home, to find physical evidence against Mark Goudeau.

$1,200,000 – estimated cost of mayor Phil Gordon’s personal livery service by the Phoenix PD for mayor Phil and his horse-faced whore.

8 – Number of times Theron Quaas lied to a Grand Jury.

8 - Size of Louie Tovar's uniform.

5,692 – Average number of calories commander Benny Pena ingests each day.

$96,803 – Annual salary of Phoenix police detective Michael Polombo.

$8,500 – Estimated number of dollars it would take to outfit Mike Polombo with new clothes that are stylish and that fit.

5 - Pounds of feces Benny Pena must drop each morning.

5 - Number of dildos owned by TJ Martin.

5 - Numbers of stars on Jack Harris’ lapel.

5 - Number of US Generals designated a “5 Star General” – the pinnacle of success in the military: (Douglas MacArthur, Omar Bradley, Dwight Eisenhower, George Marshall & Henry Arnold.)

5 - Number of pills mayor Phil OxyGordon must pop each morning to jump start his day.

5 – Number of days current city manager David Cavasos was suspended in 2006, for allowing subordinates to misspend city funds and for flying 1st class with city monies.

5 - Number of times we had to stop and laugh, writing this Blog.

2.68 inches - Average penis length of a Phoenix police assistant chief.

10+ inches - Penis length enjoyed by the wives of assistant chiefs.

13 - Sized shoe blogger Jeff wears and puts in Jack Harris' ass everyday.

$2,700,000 – Estimated sale price for the Blog, BadPhoenixCops.com (better pool your DROP money fellas...)

$83– Average total annual hosting costs for the site BadPhoenixCops.com.

1 – Number of Jack Asses running the Phoenix PD.

A group of unicorns is called a Blessing. 
A group of owls is called a Parliament. 
A group of assistant chiefs in the Phoenix PD is called a Asshole.

Phoenix police seek man reportedly seen hitting woman while driving on I-17 – Maybe it was Murray Andy Anderson?

We came across this article and the first thing we thought – Is Murray “Andy” Anderson driving up I17?

http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2010/10/15/20101015phoenix-I-17-man-hitting-woman-abrk.html#ixzz12RyuFoie

Hitler had Himmler and Heydrich…
Saddam Hussein had his sons Uday and Qusay...

Chief of the Phoenix police and public safety manager Jack Ass Harris has Eric Edwards and Murray “Andy” Anderson to complete his Axis of Evil.

Andy Anderson just hates woman who can’t take a punch and loves to intimidate any female that crosses his path; from wives, to his own daughter, to PR reps at PLEA.  Murray "Andy" Anderson is a creep who tops our list as a shitty, dirty cop.  After Jack Harris, we hear from our sources that Murray is the worst of the worst and has destroyed more good cop's careers, more so than any other assistant chief.

Murray Andy Anderson has repeatedly referred to us as an unaccredited grass roots website.  6000+ hits a month as an unaccredited grass roots website isn't too bad!

We refer to Murray Andy Anderson as an incompetent useless douchebag who couldn’t count to twenty-one if he were naked.  Calling Murray Andy Anderson a cock would be an insult to all male genitalia.  Calling Murray Andy Anderson dirty is an insult to rocks and earthworms. 

Did you ever wonder what that slime was called from a slug?  It's called Murray Andy Anderson. 
That useless patch of skin between your balls and asshole?  It's called a Murray Andy Anderson. 
That bile your dog yaks up?  Right again!  It's called Murray Andy Anderson.

Eric Edwards had a heart attack a few months back and we here at BPC like to think we played our part since it occurred right after Edwards was forced to fulfill a Public Records Request  he was purposefully and maliciously hiding from us.  We were also shocked to discover this - since no one ever imagined Eric had a heart or a soul.

But Murray Andy Anderson  is a completely different story. 

Murray Andy Anderson is lower than mud.  One could sand steel with this prick's, pocked-marked face. We wouldn't piss on Murray Andy Anderson if he were on fire.  Murray Andy Anderson's mom had two cunts - and he's one of them.  We go to Mass each Sunday with rosary beads in hand praying Novenas and lighting candles that Murray comes down with a bout of testicular cancer and the only cure is a rusty dull hepatitis infected scalpel, dipped in the blood of Magic Johnson.  Satan is upset and lonely because his prized demon walks the earth as assistant chief Murray Andy Anderson.

As promised, we wanted to keep the stories of Andy Anderson in Google and on the Internet so here is the re-post about how bad this cop is and all his dirty deeds.

We do this so that if anyone is looking into hiring Andy, they will find this first and know the truth about this dirty cop who works for Jack Ass Harris.

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BadPhoenixCops:
Speaking of Assistant Chief Andy Anderson, rumor is this loser thinks he could be Maricopa County Sheriff. Andy-baby (is this what the female lieutenants call you?) was overheard telling a "CONFIDANT" that he has been discussing his interest as Maricopa County Sheriff once Sheriff Joe Arpaio is indicted by a grand jury.
Apparently, the strategy allegedly is Sheriff Andy get appointed then run as the incumbent…how convenient!

"Sheriff Andy" was allegedly overheard saying he has been meeting with County Attorney Rick Romley and members of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors making sure they all knew he was interested in Sheriff Joe’s job. Hey dickface, the world already had a "Sheriff Andy" and that was in Mayberry, North Carolina.

Besides, you don't have a son named Opie (based upon your womanizing reputation in the PPD an illegitimate child out there possibly, but no Opie). You only have a 15 year old daughter who witnessed your road rage incident and was put in grave danger based upon your conduct that sunny afternoon…just read the Internal Affairs report which was sustained against you!

Here are links to newspaper articles where "Sheriff Andy" is not referred to in a flattering way. In the first one, Andy Anderson is called a "liar" (paragraph 2).

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/1990-02-14/news/shoo-files/

In this one the reporter refers to "Sheriff Andy as "Aggro (aggravated?) Anderson" and says Sheriff Andy "blew his lid like he was Yosemite Sam and had just been mooned by Bugs Bunny" during his road rage moment. Is that why he calls him "Aggro"?

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2007-03-15/news/ankkkarlo-pride/2

In this one, the reporter basically calls Sheriff Andy a "dog without a bite".

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2002-09-12/news/sex-thugs-and-rock-n-roll/

In this one the reporter talks about the road rage incident where Sheriff Andy had his 15 year old daughter chase down a guy in a truck who had cut them off in traffic. The reporter repeats a statement from PLEA stating Sheriff Andy should have been arrested for disorderly conduct after his road rage incident involving his innocent 15 year old daughter driving his car. Lucky the other party didn't have a gun or Sheriff Andy could have been facing much more serious charges???

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2007-10-11/news/bombs-away/

In this one the reporter calls Sheriff Andy a "flack". No Andy, this is not a compliment and has nothing to do with the “Aflac Duck.”

In this one, Sheriff Andy complains to the reporter that the reporter was being unfair....poooooor baby; too bad, so sad!

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2002-09-05/news/good-cops-bad-cops/

Here is a link with Andy's face mug attached....yuk! $162k a year...for what???? Definitely not hair implants, facial cream, dermatology appointments or Rogaine prescriptions!

http://www.azcentral.com/commphotos/azcentral/13376/6/15/333342#6

In this site, "Rate my Cop", Sheriff Andy gets the lowest rating there is by people visiting this website! Isn’t that flattering! Here is the link:

http://www.ratemycop.com/index.php?st=AZ&letter=&dept=13499

NOW....NEXT IS THE BEST ONE OF THEM ALL.

POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS OF ASSISTANT CHIEF MURRY "ANDY" ANDERSON TAKE
NOTE ON THIS ONE.

This is the second time in about one year that Sheriff Andy lost his temper and required; 1) the police to be called when he instigated a road rage incident with a private citizen, and 2) he had to be trespassed, (yes, criminally trespassed), while he was ON DUTY, IN FULL UNIFORM, while representing the Phoenix Police Department at the PLEA office. Here is the link:

http://azplea.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=76:asst-chief-trespassed-from-plea-office&catid=2:news&Itemid=47

And again here:

http://www.azplea.com/docs/Anderson%20Complaint%20Letter%20to%20Alton.pdf

Potential employers: It is my understanding that Andy has been the subject of two Internal Affairs investigations regarding his inability to control his temper. Once involved his road rage incident, and the second involved his outburst at the PLEA office.

Do you want someone with this background working for your company or institution? Imagine how you will be looked upon by your superiors if Sheriff Andy goes off soon after you recommended hiring him! Nothing I’d want to be involved in! I'm sure he would be okay...but what if he wasn't??? Who would have ever thought he would go, in police uniform, to the officer's union (PLEA) and have it out with several community leaders resulting in his criminal trespass from the PLEA office? Is that what you want? Do you want
someone who cannot control themselves having an outburst with your boss?

Here is a link to the letter PLEA President Mark Spencer wrote to the City Manager complaining about Sheriff Andy. Pay special note to Spencer's statement that Sheriff Andy is showing a "serious unprofessional pattern of conduct” based upon his road rage incident and the criminal trespass incident at the PLEA office.

Hey numnuts....don't use retired Sergeant Andy Hill to do your politicking or brown-nosing around the County Board of Supervisors for the Sheriff’s job. A man with your background and character will never, ever be given a job of any type of responsibility once they know your background. Not even that job at USAA Insurance or Central Arizona Project (CAP) Police Department. Yes, we have heard you have been bragging about getting these jobs as well! Don't talk shit about others who put in for these jobs in an attempt to make yourself look better. Besides, all these companies have to do is interview anyone above the rank of lieutenant to see what you really are...that is with the exception of Jack the Hack...he is your butt-buddy isn't he????

Then, if that isn’t enough, all they have to do is obtain your Internal Affairs file through a Public Records Request to see what you have been up to the past two years or so. I can’t think of a single employer who would risk having violence in the workplace with someone who has a temper, much less has recently exhibited a pattern of the same!

Sheriff Andy, you fucked with the wrong guy it seems. Think about who it could be. A lot of people on the list…isn’t there?

Sheriff Joe....aren't you curious about what makes Andy Anderson think you are going to be indicted soon? Inside information maybe? Time to “bug” his office or telephone to see what information he is getting? Hmmmm! Just remember Sheriff Joe, you heard it here first!

Website Analytics – BadPhoenixCops Blog. Far From Circling the Drain, Bigger Then PPSLA and a Lot More Funny!

We have mentioned in previous posts, we run Analytics on our site. This means we track how many "hits" (people visiting the sites) we get and where those hits come from. Most websites check their metrics so we thought it would be interesting to share some of our stats, since we are asked quite often. We can see things like which Internet Browsers you are using to reach us (the most popular are Internet Explorer and FireFox) which pages are most popular and how long the average visit is per page - just to name a few.

We average about 6,000-7,000 website hits in any 30 day period. During the time of the illegal raid and bogus search warrants from the effeminate judge Gary Donahoe, we had as many as 50,000 hits daily which increased our bandwidth quite a bit and ranked us #3 on Drudge Report. Of these roughly 6,000 hits, 4,500 of them are repeat visitors and 1,500 of them are “new” unique visitors.

So far in 2010 (as of Aug-2010), we had had almost 40,000 visits to our blog alone. Since the website was created in April of 2008, (… or August, 2008 if you ask Detective, Theron Quaas and according to his Grand Jury testimony…this is lie number 2) Well over ½ a million people have viewed our site.

This means if we make bold statements like, “We think Commander Benny Pina is so ginormous that when he's on a dance floor, the band skips" or "We hear Sergeant Mike Polombo dyes his hair and carries around pictures of Dave Barnes and Karen Vance in his man breast pocket" or "Detective Theron Quaas smells like Noodles" - then 6,000 people per month will read these statements. They are able under the First Amendment to provide commentary or their own consenting or opposing opinion on these public servant.

Childhood Proactiv candidate Andy Anderson has called us an, “Unaccredited grass-roots Website.” Mike Polombo is his latest untruthful diatribe states, “We were not enough of a mainstream website” for him to call everyone to remove videos and/or audios that he made and we bought.

Oh really? 

We know our site isn’t exactly the Huffington Post or CNN but these stats are not too shabby for an unaccredited website and one that isn’t mainstream.  We'll bet we get more hits then Mark Hafkey the halfwit-dumbshit and his PPSLA website, and are probably way more entertaining!

Another aspect of the Analytics is we can also see which networks are our biggest visitors. They refer to these as "Service Providers." The top Service Providers on our site come from ISPs like Cox, Qwest, Comcast, Roadrunner, Charter Communications and Verizon. These represent the companies from which you (consumers) buy your home Internet service.

What we find fascinating are the other ISPs that fall within the top categories. These ISP are corporate ISPs that have their own network. These ISPs should not go unnoticed as organizations that actively read and watch our Blog. We pride ourselves on an impressive list which includes the likes of:

City of Phoenix, Maricopa County, Arizona State Government, City of Tempe, City of Los Angeles, City of Glendale, City of Chandler, City of Mesa, United States Department of Justice, State of Arizona Supreme Court and the FBI, to name a few.

We are still awaiting an answer from Andy Anderson to see who accredidates websites and if we aren’t mainstream, then why is Mike Polombo crying like a dumb-JerseyShore-gumba about Mexican mafia hits on such a piss ant website?  

We must be doing something right to attract all these repeat (and extremely loyal) visitors, the unique new visitors, and such names as the US Department of Justice and the AZ Supreme Courts. And for the record, we didn’t see any Mexican Mafia ISPs or anything from Latin America, but I’m sure that mysterious “informant” can’t be wrong.

Maybe we should put our Website and Blog up for Sale?

We think enough of Jack Ass Harris’ pals can band together their DROP money . Suffice to say - you will have a captive audience to publish whatever you wish – including humorous fat-ass comments about Benny Pina and the size of his uniform!

We've been up now for 27 months.  We think $100,000 for every month would be a good price.

A Open Message From Officer James Holmes - A Phoenix Cop Recently Demoted to Work in Patrol

BadPhoenixCops again has received an email from an anonymous source. Since it was mean't to be a comment, we thought it was worthy of its own blog posting.



Officer James Holmes was one of the media guys you see on TV. He was a member of PLEA and it appears pocked face, womanizing, road rage Andy Anderson is removing all PLEA members from media relations. Officer James Holmes was demoted to work in Patrol - a common theme of good cops in the Phoenix PD. 

We have reached a point that if the Phoenix PD demotes someone to patrol, it must mean that cop was doing something right and not following the corrupt Jack Ass Harris.


Officer Holmes: We are sorry to hear about your demotion. When you file your Unfair Labor Practice, be sure to send us a copy.

Here's the email from our source followed by Officer James Holmes statement.
~BPC

Hey BPC:
Looks like a very loyal, african-american employee (or as Mike Polombo and Alex Femenia would call him - a nig) was given the ax recently due to his relationship with PLEA. Unconfirmed sources tell me Assistant Chief Andy Anderson made the decision to remove all officer rank employees from being Public Information Officers (TV guys) so they could not put a "PLEA" spin on anything they said during interviews with the media. Appears to be some truth to this since there are no officer rank employees in the Media Unit any longer. Only sergeant and above. When was the last time there
were no officers in the media unit?

This is the kind of shit Russia played on their people during the cold war. "Say anything we don't like and we will show you"! Looks like Officer Holmes has some balls and will get the last word in. No silencing this guy!
James Holmes was one of the best PIOs the police department has had in a very long time. What a cryin' shame this shit continues to go on in the Phoenix Police Department.


By Officer James Holmes:
Leadership "The art of influencing others is such a manner as to accomplish the mission"

In 1995 I retired from the U.S. Army and found cause to join the Phoenix Police Department. The cause was to continue being the professional I had been for twenty years. I did not know the City of Phoenix or this department when I came here, but I had heard all I needed to know; and you did not know me. I entered the academy with gusto and I excelled and thrived there. When I hit the streets it was with both feet running. I became a Field Training Officer and reveled in the opportunity to use my experience and training to influence young officers to accomplish three things; go home safe every night, enjoy the best job in the world and
recognize that they worked for the best police department on the planet. I did that for eight years!

I had no real goals or aspirations when I joined, I had already accomplished quite a bit in my professional life and I was satisfied where I was. I ventured out into the community and made myself known by volunteering my time and the limited talents to charity events and fundraisers while promoting this department. I enjoyed the opportunity to serve a city and a department to which I owed nothing and nothing was owed to me. The rewards were incredible.

In January of 2009 I reached my pinnacle. I was given the opportunity to promote this department and our officers on a much larger scale. I got myself assigned to PAB. And I hit the ground running. I worked hard, established positive relationships with the media and even more folks out there in the community and, most
importantly, I sold this department to our community at every chance. I looked for the stories that had officers teaming up with a local business to renovate a citizens home, the stories that told about an officer who risked his health to save a kitten from the perils of a manhole... the positive news stories. I volunteered my time to support local ethnic festivals and I read to elementary school children while wearing a silly "Dr. Seuss" hat. And, of course, I told the crime stories. But, when I did, I always left our citizens with a caution or a concern in an effort to keep them safe and keep them from becoming the subject of a local news story.
I went above and beyond the Bureau's mission statement.

Around April of 2009 my partner and I were told that PAB was going in a different direction, the goal was to have supervisor only PIOs because of liability issues and our (officer) association with PLEA. I could not understand that, probably chose not to. Enter the budget crisis of 2010. I was given my walking papers in
March and told to find a job by April 5th. This was re-allocation and budget driven. chose to let the wheel stop where it may and waited to be re-assigned. My frustration had begun. I loved the job I was doing, I felt I was doing it well and I also thought the job was important enough to my department that things would just
"blow over". It was a gamble.

Something happened in March, and April and May that allowed me to remain in my position. No real need to discuss the issues here, but I was taken on a roller coaster ride of "you're going to stay, you're going to go, you're going to stay". The frustration grew and as a result, I worked even harder. So hard in fact that I've
been told on more than one occasion that I was working too hard, dedicating to much time to the media and the job. The April 5th deadline passed and I drove on. No more re-allocation and budget issues.

And then, I was put into patrol status and the re-bid. Still re-allocation dealing with available slot issues in PAB I guess. The writing was on the wall. I participated in re-bid because I am too committed to scheduled events, in the community and in my personal life, through the end of the year to risk going to a "George" squad (shift 2, weekdays off).

On August 9th, the detective holding the last, non-supervisor PIO slot announced that she was going to resign. Oh happy day for me! My last hope was dashed when I was told that slot would not be filled and I am still going to patrol. Still budget and re-allocation? Not true, it's personal and I know it's personal. I
could have stayed, driven on, been successful. There was an option.

I am not sure at what point I became a liability to my department, the bad guy. By all outside accounts and my own self-evaluation, I'm a pretty good officer and a good PIO. I am certainly not the best PIO on this department, and I have certainly made my mistakes, but I would challenge that I am the most dedicated. As of today, I am the "Indian among the chiefs". That fact alone should propel some thought. As a result of all I have done for my department, and I say that with clear conscience, on August 24th I will don my traffic vest and head to 35th Av. and Cactus to do what my department has determined to be the best job for me, where I will serve my citizens best.

I am angry. For the first time in over 35 years, and this includes waking up to war, countless deployments away from family and digging foxholes, I will wake up and not look forward to going to work, to doing my job. Please make no mistake, I will do my job, my work ethic will allow me to do nothing but. And every citizen with whom I have contact will still get their "15 minutes", I insist on that. But, there is a shadow over the enthusiasm. Though I lived through these situations in the military, especially in the 70's and 80's, I never expected this to happen to me on this department.

There is now a debt owed, and I don't owe it.

I suspect I might be better off not authoring this mailing. There is no disrespect intended toward anyone. But I have to look at myself in the mirror everyday and it is important that when I do, I see a man.

"The truth is in the eyes 'cause the eyes don't lie"

Officer James Holmes
Phoenix Police Department