BadPhoenixCops Receives An Email From An Ex-Wife Of Mike Frazier - Defending Him!

Every now and again some moron contacts us, making accusations and trying to defend a dirty corrupt cop who is excoriated on this site.  We don't make this shit up.  We guess they have a right to exercise their 1st Amendment right to free speech (and we actually admire them for this), but in return we have a right to respond to their commentary - IN THE MOST PUBLIC FORUM POSSIBLE.

Meet someone who claims to be Linda Frazier;  one of the ex-wives of Mike Frazier. She sent us a message, accusing us of being someone else and called us pathetic assholes. She also said we needed to get a life. Little does she realize those are endearing words to us!

Thanks Linda!!

Here is Linda’s entire message to us.

Enjoy.

~BadPhoenixCops

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I'm Linda Frazier, Mike Frazier's first wife; was with Mike 18 years. I believe you are David Hay, and if it is you, David, I am so disappointed and saddened that you would stoop this low to humiliate Mike. If Mike knew I was writing this, he w\would be pissed and not wanting anything done about it. However, I feel something needs to be said on Mike's behalf.

Even though I'm his ex-wife, I must defend him. It’s a long story about why Mike was arrested one night. His wife at the time was crazy; Mike ended up divorcing her after only two years of marriage. The bean-throwing story, as you know, was all in fun; you were there having dinner with us. You, David Hay, had many great laughs from it. Then, to turn it around like you did, sickens me and you have lost all of my respect.

No matter what goes on in Mike's personal life, Mike was and is a great cop. He worked very hard to get where he is today and to get to top rankings of the Phoenix Police Department. He spent many years working as a cop, being a father to two young children, and going to college around his work and babysitting hours, eventually not only obtaining his Bachelor's degree, but also his Master's. He did not kiss anyone's ass to get into his positions in Phx PD, El Mirage, or Surprise. He earned and deserved those jobs. He really never wanted to be that high in rank, as he hates the "politics" and he loved being on the streets. He earned and deserved those jobs. Unfortunately, there are probably a lot of officers out there who are jealous of Mike because of what he achieved. Those officers could have done the same, had they gotten off their lazy asses, settled down with one woman, not all the skanks they had, and did what Mike did. Mike is a very driven, ambitious person (and I thank God every day that our daughter has those same characteristics). At 29-years old, she is already a Manager with the company she works for, which is a very, very large company. She also is already working on her Master's degree. I am not trying to point out that one must have college degrees for any job; my point is that highly motivated, driven, ambitious people achieve these types of jobs.

Again, I believe David Hay is behind this. Even though we had our ups and downs as a married couple, of all the men I know (and believe me, I know a lot of men), Mike is the most honest, upstanding, man I know. He has integrity, which many officers do not. He would never use or abuse his position of authority to help anyone, even people in his own family. He deserves what he has now.


He is still a "street cop" at heart and throughout his career with PPD, El Mirage, and Surprise, what he enjoys most is riding with the street officers. Many times on holiday weekends, when you're probably out partying and drinking, Mike is riding the streets with an officer and doing it on his own time. Get a life and quit regretting what you didn't do and degrading and humiliating others for your own satisfaction. I'm so disappointed in you.

Linda


After our reply to her basically telling her we’re not some assclown, ex-motor cop named David Hay, nor do we know why he would know us - she comes back for more...

I am not on any expedition and am done with this. I did what I felt was right. I surely know Mike much better than you and the majority of your facts are incorrect, which created defamation of character. If you are so concerned about bad cops and trying to make things right, why don't you reveal yourselves? I know who is behind this. I have not the time to spend any more time communicating with you, nor would I if I had time. You pathetic assholes need to get a life. Good bye.

Linda


And even though she claims she “is done” communicating with us, like any typical woman who says "I'm done talking to you," she continues on her rant a few moments later with us.  And she claims Mike's wife was crazy for having him arrested? How do we know she's not equally as crazy for defending him 20 years later?

And, by the way, in your blogs about Mike Frazier, you state: "Already on his third marriage to his wife Barbara (we hear Barbara is making similar accusations like Linda and Machelle– his first 2 wives made..."

I have made no accusations against Mike, nor has anyone discussed what you state with me. Mike never laid a hand on me and I'm sure not on Barbara as well, nor has she made accusations. Therefore, you are now not only defaming Mike, but me as well. Better be careful or you're going to be in court, not with Mike, but with me.

Linda

So we replied to her:

Linda: The last thing you ever want to do is threaten us with legal action. So many before you have tried, so many before you have failed. Oh and thanks for the note about Mike, your family and how you think some guy named David runs this site. It’s all going to make a great story on our blog!

...and of course she has to come back for more because she really isn't done with us and can't wait for us to reply.  Typical woman.  Her final reply to us:

FUCK YOU!

 
No thanks Linda.  Not on our worst day, with Jack Harris' junk, with Mike Polombo doing the pushing, and Ronnie Bear Snodgrass doing the grunting, sweating and groaning.  Not even with a dildo left on TJ Martin's desk.

No Linda. You really should have just STFU and not started your fishing expedition defending a cop who was arrest twice in one day for DV and is now police chief of Surprise, AZ.  Linda all you have right now is a pathetic bad blonde dye job and a third chin. We own a blog that excoriates bad cops and now their dumb ex-wives.  Would that be a checkmate?  Game over?

We adamantly agree with you.  Yep! - We're assholes.  Yep! - We're pathetic.  We do have a life and clearly we have lots of friends on the Phoenix PD! 

And you want to sue us?  OK.  We’re waiting... so sue us.  Reading your rants defending Mike Frazier is akin to jamming a handful of forks in a garbage disposal and running it.  No wonder he left you.  We pity any man who is within 10 feet of you.  We would cut our own throat if we were stuck with  you.  If the world ended tomorrow and it was you and us?  It would only be you ...or maybe just us if we had to listen to your bitch and snivel.

Linda, you sound so bitter. 

We have a name for that.  It's called a cunt. 

It's not our fault you married your highschool football hero from Globe who likes to beat women and (for whatever reason), you feel the need to defend this DV assclown.  We're not David Hay, but for sure he will know how you really feel about him after reading this.   We found him on Facebook too and will forward this over to him.
Linda Frazier's Public FACEBOOK Profile

But before you waste your money on lawyers, first call the Tovars, Tracy Montgomery and Mike and Heather Polombo, as they might have some pointers and some money savings ideas for you.

And folks if we get any further notices from this nimrod, we will post it here - including any notices from her lawyer, cease and desist or otherwise.


And here's Linda Frazier's public Facebook page...and yes we have everything because she left nothing private.  She tried to befriend us on Facebook and kept a very public profile.

To every attorney she consults with, you're going to need to break the bad news to her and explain Internet law and her posting things in the public domain, but at least you'll be able to suck a $5,000 retainer out of this moron.

Our Commentary on the Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats – We Were Right To Help Get Jack Harris Fired for Lying. Cavasos Did the Right Thing - For Once!

The OIG recently came back with their findings.  After a year plus process and investigation, results showed we were right!   Ultimately the Phoenix PD were able to scrape up enough “kidnapping stats” to meet their original claim of 358, but of the original 358, the OIG only found 195 to be “kidnapping” reports.  AZ PLEA said it best – 195 equates to 54% and 54% in anyone’s book is a FAILURE. 

The fact still remains, former mayor Phil OxyGordon and former and fired chief Jack Ass Harris lied before Congress with the far-fetched claim that almost every night in 2008, someone was kidnapped and being held for ransom in Phoenix.

“People are being tortured. People are being kidnapped. Almost every night, Phoenix police will get one or more calls, with variations…my wife is being held in a Phoenix drop house and they say they will torture and kill her if we don't pay them thousands of dollars.'  The response to that kind of call is incredibly labor intensive.”

This was a flat our lie and somewhere Harris’ and Gordon’s pants are catching on fire.  Almost every night, there was not a ransom kidnapping in Phoenix in 2008.  By our estimates, there may have been 40-50 that year.

How is this possible?  How can they "create" kidnapping police reports?  It’s simple.  People forget that there are different kidnapping offenses under Title 13 (Arizona Criminal Statutes).
1.  Kidnapping (13-1304),
                 A. Unlawful imprisonment (13-1303)
                 B. Custodial interference (13-1302)
                 C. Trafficking of persons (13-1308)
                 D. Access interference (13-1305)
                 E. Unlawfully obtaining labor or services (13-1306)
                 F. Sex trafficking (13-1307)

 So if someone is late dropping of their kid and their dumb cunt ex-wife calls the police? 

That’s kidnapping. 

All those drop houses on TV? 

Technically they fall under kidnapping. 

Phoenix police officer David Adams (president of PPSLA) holds his wife hostage in Scottsdale for a domestic violence incident?

Yep! - Kidnapping again!

A drunken guy holding on to his former girlfriend in his apartment begging her not to leave him?

Yep technically if the cop fills out a DR, s/he could label it kidnapping again. 

Polombo nameplates still missing? 

That’s kidnapping. 

Cops giving us the complete employee application file from PERB on Louie Adrian Tovar? 

Those docs were probably kidnapped too and unfortunately any street cop can miscategorise any police report as a kidnapping report.


It’s very easy after the investigation began for the Phoenix PD to go back, re-evaluate their police reports and “pad” more to fall under 13-1304 Kidnapping.  

It’s like being audited by the IRS. 

By way of example, if you claimed on a tax return that you had $20K in medical deductions you will probably get an audit by the IRS.  After your initial sit-down with the IRS they will give you time to go back and “find” the deficit or receipts (proof) that prove the 20K in deductions. 

This is exactly what happened with the kidnapping stats. 

The original 358 did not meet the criteria of kidnapping (only 195 did) so a lie is still a lie, but the Phoenix PD were able to go back and “find” DRs from 2008 that added up to the original claim of 358. 

So technically -yes- there were 358 DRs that were labelled as kidnapping stats per AZ 13-1304, but rest assured there were not 358 ransom kidnappings in 2008 and we are not the kidnapping capital of the world behind Mexico City as Murray Andy Anderson claimed.    The description and deception used by Gordon and Harris before Congress; it never happened in Phoenix in 2008.  Almost every night in 2008, there simply were not ransom kidnappings by drug cartels or anyone else.

So the question remains – Were they purposefully deceptive? 

Of course they were, at least we think so.
 
They will try to blame the street cops for misidentifying or miscategorising police reports – but ultimately those cops work for the Phoenix PD administration and ultimately worked for Jack Ass Harris.  Jack was responsible and accountable and it was right for David Cavasos to fire him.  While the Phoenix PD will position this as some sort of vindication, the truth remains that blaming a street cop is not the way to fix this.  The blame and the ones who lied before Congress were Harris and Gordon, with the support of Lauri Burgett.

When the application process began for the grants, someone (Lauri Burgett, Jack Harris and Gordon) had to request, review and submit the application.  Someone had to say, “Hey we had 350+ ransom kidnappings and need money to stop this.” 

How does one prove this?  It’s tough. 

This is where they lied and purposefully positioned it for personal gain.  It turned into one big finger-pointing game and ultimately they blamed the street cop for mislabelling kidnapping reports.  Just take a look at all the post kidnapping projects Lauri Burgett was involved in?  A new car?  A video company?   Trips to England with Jack?  Tens of thousands of dollars in overtime dollars for her personally?  It’s sad the OIG wasn’t smart enough to see this, but did we really think the Federal government was going to indict a Democratic mayor, police chief and a lieutenant on perjury?  It was doubtful because our government has no balls to do what is right.  Just look at what is happening around the world and all the corruption in Congress. 

And to boot - look at the retaliation that was exerted upon Phil Roberts?  Clearly someone was trying to silence him and he struck a nerve with Jack and Burgett.   All Phil did was say the same things we said here and he was demoted, humiliated and chastised for it.  Wow.  That’s a little crazy in our opinion and shows how retaliation is a form of discipline within the Phoenix PD.

So how do we feel about the report?   It’s pretty terse (as terse as the US Government will get) and blames PPD leadership for most of the problems.  Remember – the US Government won’t call them liars, fucktards, assclowns and cunts like we will – but we think they should have launched a criminal investigation.  We still hope Jack Harris rides his Harley without a helmet and crashes into tree, leaving him on a feeding tube and a colostomy bag, and it’s only a matter of time before Phil OxyGordon is pinched with a DUI for all his drug use with his horse-faced girlfriend.  Karma is a mofo – just look at what’s happening with the Tovar family right now.

Ultimately, we got Jack Harris fired and Phil Gordon is sitting at home popping pills and neither can further destroy our city.  We do hope that this was the final nail in Joe Yahner’s coffin and any hope of him becoming a police chief has been killed. 

Here's a link to the report if you want to read it.

LINK TO OIG Report - On Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats

Every Wonder What It’s Like to Be a Morbidly Obese AssClown? Meet Phoenix Police Commander Benny Pina! Benny Pina Loves Using the “N” Word so Read our New Investigation Requests and the Multiple Ops Orders Benny Violated.

Remember as a kid watching those old Zorro TV shows?  Remember that fat stupid bumbling sergeant who Zorro always made a fool of and ultimately swiped a Z on his fat ass or stomach?  In today’s Phoenix PD, this art is imitating life with commander Benny Pina. A fat useless POS who just needs to go and manage a landscaping business.

This just isn’t going to be a good week for Benny Pina. His wife Rose isn’t going to be too happy either once we get a hold of her and let her know, what we know.

Below are LINKS to our complaint letters we sent for number violations of Operations Orders by Benny “Gordo” Pina.  The first one is Benny being caught walking up a hill with a young blonde female in Deems Park on December 9^th.  The second is his usage of racial slurs against detective Terry Yahwey in a meeting recently.


Was this an approved workout for Benny?  Was she a subordinate? Was she a civilian? Is she into fat dudes?  Was this a work vehicle used for private measures?  We have the same questions that demand an investigation into Benny Pina, by the city of Phoenix.

Complaint #1 - Benny Pina Phoenix PD


Complaint #2 - Benny Pina Phoenix PD

The second was what transpired in a meeting recently.  Benny Pina loves using the word “nigger” and has lobed it in the past with racial slurs directed at Detective Terry  Yahwey, a black officer with the PPD.  Well he did it again, in a meeting with many Phoenix cops and with acting commander Joe Yahner present.  It appears Benny hasn’t learned and the Phoenix PD hasn’t changed since chief Jack Ass left.  That’s why we’re here and that’s why good cops tell us, and we inform you.

Let’s face facts.  A quick review of Benny’s medical file will show a file as big as our blogger's balls.  It will also show that his weight, matches his cholesterol level and his BMI is equal to the age of the blonde female we caught him snookering with on his walk. 

Recently Commander Pina was in the news discussing how his precinct will adjust their hours to 13 hour work days over 3 days.  The 3 day part is nothing new for Benny.  It’s the 13 hours each day that will throw him for a loop.  Is it possible that Commander Benny Pina can stay awake that long? 

With Hostess filing for Bankruptcy, we’re not quite sure where Benny will get his sugar high to keep him alert at his own precinct to maintain his own 13 hour requirement?  Will this be monitored so as to ensure Commander Pina doesn’t slip into a diabetic coma and lose a foot?

Undoubtedly there isn’t a fitness test Benny may pass and Benny needs to strict diet and exercise routine.  Seeing him on TV he looks as if he is about to burst. Check out the link with Benny talking about the 13 hour shifts.

13 Hour Work Weeks? Benny Pina Can't Stay Awake That Long!

The only thing funnier than seeing Benny Pina try and walk up a hill is seeing Mike Polombo trying to ascend while scuba diving in Hawaii!

While we are pleased to see a morbidly obese police officer like Benny, walking and exercising, we might suggest taking away his car and issuing him a bicycle or a good pair of walking shoes.   BadPhoenixCops would be willing to fund this if needed.

In some other news....If you saw the news last Friday, it looks like Ed Zuercher and David Cavasos finally grew some testicles and are investigating the cops charged with investigating cops – Internal Affairs. 

We hope they forward our requests over to MATRIX to investigate.

Cavasos and Zuercher Grow Some Balls and Investigate Phoenix PD Internal Affairs

The Phoenix Police Gun Buy-Back Program? PLEASE! Sell You Old, Tired, Gentle Used Guns on Backpage.com and Save Yourself the Headache! Here’s Our Own Public Service Announcement

Every year the Phoenix PD has one of the dumbest, most obtuse programs with their meager attempt to get guns off the streets.  It’s the Buy-Back Program.  Supposedly if you have a gun that you no longer use or don’t want, turn it into the Phoenix PD for a $50 gift certificate.

A Bad Idea - the Phoenix PD Gun Buy-Back Program

This is so bad on so many levels, but mainly because of pure capitalism. Anyone may go to a website like www.backpage.com and sell a used firearm for a whole lot more than $50, unless of course it’s a shitty Lorcin.  One can easily get $200-$400, based on the type of gun...sometimes more!  Now wouldn't you rather have CA$H than a shitty $50 gift certificate from the Phoenix PD?  In most cases people will come to you to give you the money!

Police make it seem like owning, possessing and keeping a firearm is a very bad thing and use scare tactics like misfirings while cleaning or handling a gun.  If you know anything about a gun, this is virtually impossible (we simply can't understand how a gun can misfire while one cleans it.  For the novice, cleaning involves removing the magazine and all rounds...) and we firmly believe that if your gun misfired while you were cleaning it, then you are a moron and meant to die, and that bullet missing you was God's Mulligan.

It's all part of the poison and venom cops spread to control us.  They want to be the only one's with guns so when they bust down your door or are climbing your walls in your backyard, you down blow them away with your Mossberg.   Guns aren’t shot every day by citizens (how is a loaded gun in your dresser a "problem" and why the need for you to get rid of it?), and we encourage everyone to exercise their 2^nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms.   It is much harder to buy a new gun, then keep an old one.  There are many forms to fill out, background checks and sometimes waiting periods.

But if you feel you must get rid of your gun, then you can post any gun on www.backpage.com .  In Arizona you may freely buy and sell firearms to and from anyone, without a background check and without involving cops or the Feds - FOR CASH!   If you have a firearm and are looking to sell it or get rid of it, then feel free to contact us and we will share with you much better ways to dispose of and recycle firearms, without involving law enforcement. 

And if you need a gun and don't want anyone to know you own one, go to  www.backpage.com  where you can find just about any handgun, shotgun or rifle for sale.

We know 13,000 people see this site each month and it is our hope to protect you from the Phoenix PD and any PD.  Never talk to cops and never, ever give them an old gun.  You’re only asking for trouble – especially if you find a gun and think you can turn it in and get some money.  If you found one, rest assured someone else wanted to lose it and the only reason people want to “lose” guns is because they don’t want to be tied to it. 

And if you have a gun and are worried about kids/wives gaining access to it – those unfounded fears that the cops try to put in your head - then take a firearms safety course and make sure everyone in your house hold can load, unload, fire and clean a firearm.  Don't be afraid of guns and let cops get into your head.  Respect firearms and learn how to handle them.

People Often Wonder – Why the Blog? Why the Website? Why such Disgust and Detest for Dirty Cops?

First of all HAPPY THANKSGIVING!  We hope you are having a happy and safe day with your families.   Be thankful that Jack Ass Harris was forced to retire for lying about the kidnapping stats.

Lets all hope and pray that all the dirty cops in the Phoenix PD slice their wrists whilst carving their turkey or pull a Mama Cass Elliot and choke on their turkey today.

We are often asked:  Why the blog?  Why the harsh messaging?  Why the funny satirical messaging? Why the potty humor?  Well here's one of the many reasons why you should hate, fight and detest dirty cops and it just makes our blood boil like the dumb gumba Mike Polombo during a "harassment" video interview. 

Check out this link

A Dirty Cop Who Needs An Ass Kicking

We don’t care where you stand on the issue of protesters.  We don’t care if you think they are a bunch of homeless worthless vagrants without purpose; or freeloaders complaining and whining about their cappuccinos and lost 401Ks.   Our country was founded on rebellion, protest and free speech, and to be treated badly by anyone is unacceptable, but by dirty cops is deplorable.  

What has happened to our country where cops feel they can get away with this without being hated, despised or worse?

We are firm believers in the post 9/11 world, cops have been raised to a level of demi-god where they think they can do what they want and demand what they want with such reckless abandonment.  When they end up getting killed for their arrogance and stupidity; we eulogize, praise and worship them with expensive funerals and blocked traffic from 67^th Ave to 7^th street. 

We were personally in a situation recently where we could have been a witness to something so the cop asked us for our driver's license.  When we refused he again asked for our name and social security number.  Our reply?  "We weren't driving a motor vehicle so we aren't required to produce a drivers' license and no where do I  ever need to give a cop my SS#.  I am not being a witness to anything!  See ya later!"  People were actually shocked and amazed we did this and walked away, but we know the law and so should you! 

Again we will remind you to watch the videos on why you should never, ever, ever, ever talk to a cop.  Retired cops explained it to us this way: 

Cops are like salesmen.  The more they sell (AKA arrest), the further they advance in their career.   If cops don't arrest people and get them convicted, they don't advance very far. Their goal isn't to help you but to catch you saying something wrong.

Never, Ever Talk to a Cop - Under Any Circumstances!

Back in May of 2011 two Buckeye, AZ cops were working an off-duty assignment at El Gran Mercado, where one is killed and the other shot after confronting some guys in the parking lot.  They were praised for dying in the line of duty and for their heroism?!! Yeah - In the line of duty and heroism working an off-duty job???!!!  Here's some advice - How about stop confronting people in a dark parking lot in plain clothes?

In the same timeframe, two drug enforcement officers were killed when their SUV went over train tracks and are hit and killed by a passing train.  They were praised for their valiant efforts in fighting drugs along the border??!! We actually considered giving them the Darwinism award and sending notes to the rest of the squad to look both ways when crossing train tracks, and some good advice in life is to avoid a loud whistle and flashing lights of a 25 ton locomotive.

Next time a homeless guys pisses on the 3^rd rail or a live electrical wire, maybe we should award them with the Ben Franklin award of merit and valor for perpetuating the discovery of electricity? 

Recently a truck driver died in Chandler, AZ  when his milk truck, rear ended an oil truck.  He was transporting milk to millions of people in Phoenix and helping them build healthy bones.  Where is his pomp-and-circumstance funeral for providing milk to millions of children and schools in Phoenix?  He choose his job just like a cop does, but for some reason the value of a cop is greater than anyone else and a cop gets the funeral that clogs our highways and newscast.

Many good cops agree with us.  If you hate this site, hate the language, hate the vitriolic message and hate the way we excoriate and vilify these dirty shitbags – then first hate the dirty lying thug cops who helped create it - dirty cops like Louie Tovar, Mike Polombo, Steve Soha, Andy Anderson, Jim Pina, all the FOJs - and the ultimate dirty cop, former police chief Jack Ass Harris. If it weren't for them, we would have nothing to write about and you would have no commentary to provide.

Absolute power will eventually corrupt absolutely, as you will see in this video.   Give any man power (and sometimes a gun, a badge, a blue uniform, some pepper spray and a mustache) and you will see the true essence of that man. 

And ask yourself the question:  Why on a college campus that produces doctors and scientists do cops have assault rifles?  This is one of the rare times that we firmly believe and support students being allowed to carry firearms on campus.

Absolute power will eventually corrupt absolutely.

We hope one thing - that every kid in this video is the son or daughter of a cop.

A Dirty Cop Who Probably Needed To Be Inflicted With High Speed Lead Poisoning

September Article in Phoenix Magazine – An Interview with Former Chief Jack Ass Harris. The Arrogance and Ineptitude Continues…

If you haven’t seen the latest issue of Phoenix Magazine (September, 2011) on newsstands you must read the story on former police chief Jack Ass Harris.  Nothing but arrogance surrounds this man.

We only hope one day to find this prick cruising through Cave Creek on his motorcycle in our rearview mirror, so we can empty an entire container of windshield wiper fluid on him.  Please Jack Ass - don’t ever wear a helmet!  You’ll be doing so many citizens in Phoenix a huge disservice if you do!

LINK to - Top Jack Ass - Jack Harris in September, PHOENIX MAGAZINE

For a douchebag who wants to retire and keep a low profile, this isn’t the way to do it.  Imagine hiring him as a consultant for your trial? HA!

And he makes the claim that he had surgery to correct a torn ACL in his knee? 

Don’t fool yourself.  The only reason Jack Harris walks with a limp is because for nine months he dodged a coat hanger from his skank, white-trash mother and truck driver father.

 Enjoy the read and when you are done, print it out, take a shit and wipe your ass with it.

Money Drop Productions Continues with “Big Mama” Lauri Burgett. Phoenix Police Officers Create a Company and Make Money all at the Expense of Taxpayers! The Mendacious Behavior Continues...

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse and you think that acting Phoenix police chief Joe Yahner and asst. city manager Ed Zuercher had a grasp on things – we introduce you to the characters of MoneyDrop Productions.

Here is an interesting link some good cop sent us

Ransom City Link with HIKE Characters

At the top – clink on the tab named HIKE UNIT CHARACTERS

Check out the first dude with a wig…
...um we mean the very handsome woman...Phoenix police Lt. Lauri Burgett and a cast of other HIKE employees working on Lauri Burgett’s scam. (Did Lauri have some bad acne as a kid? Earning over $240K as a cop last year - one would think she would get her face fixed!)

Money Drop Productions LLC is video production company co-owned by Phoenix police Lt. Lauri Burgett along with a videographer, Don Sikorski and former narcissistic cop prick, Andy Hill. Money Drop is making a video/TV show titled Ransom City which highlights Phoenix kidnappings and follows around the HIKE squad on kidnappings.

What’s the problem with this?

The handsome Lauri Burgett runs the HIKE squad (High Invasion Kidnapping Enforcement) and now owns a company that is tied directly to her own job.

Can a cop write tickets, and then own the towing company that tows your car?
NO.

Can a cop tow your car and then own the impound yard it is towed to?
FUCK NO.

Can a cop provide liquor to a strip club?
NO.

Can a cop arrest you, and then own the bail bonding service that gets you out of jail?
NO.

Can a cop have a son who molests little boys and little girls?

Well you can if you are Phoenix police commander Louie Tovar - but otherwise NO!

...But Lauri Burgett can run and manage the HIKE squad, and still start a production company that video tapes her kidnappings, hoping to make a TV show about it.

What’s even better: If you live if Phoenix – YOU’RE PAYING FOR HER TO DO THIS WITH YOUR TAX DOLLARS!!! Do you think any of the video interviews were done with personal time or work time?  Take a guess? 
Do you think Lauri Burgett takes a few days off each week to handle her involvement in Money Drop productions?  HELL NO!

The only thing we wonder (besides how Lauri’s husband Phoenix police officer Jim Burgett, can get an erection with such a God awful ugly woman underneath him. Sweet Lord…it must take 3 Viagras and a case of beer.  Poor Jim must hold a grudge against his cock, close his eyes and think of Megan Fox..)

Why does the acting police chief Joe Yahner and asst. city manager Ed Zuercher put up with this? 

Well for Ed Zuercher, it's simple.  Even his own kid knows he's labeled a fucktard on the Internet. She looked him up!  Joe Yahner is just a ginormous pussy who lost his testicles and still lives in the shadow of his former Jack Ass chief.

Why does Mayor Phil OxyGordon put up with it?  We'll this drunk, drug induced moron is terming out.

After all that has happened with the kidnapping stats and the dismissal of Jack Ass Harris, it's incredible to believe that Lauri Burgett is still a cop.

Like we have stated all along.....Absolute power, corrupts absolutely.

If you want to read more on this story – click on the following links

Phoenix Police Lt. Lauri Burgett - BIG MAMA CUNT - Part 1

Phoenix Police Lt. Lauri Burgett - BIG MAMA CUNT - Part 2

Theron Quaas Ordered to Turn Over All Property to Our Blogger! Our Blogger is Relieved He Got All His Porn Back!

It took well over two years from the illegal take and break in of our blogger's house in March, 2009. A judge's court order demanded the return of all the property. Even with the order in place for well over 30 days, Theron Quaas tried to say there was a “clerical error” with returning the equipment. This week, blogger Jeff had all items returned.

We sat down with Jeff and asked him some questions on his equipment, the blog, and some Bad Phoenix Cops. Here what he had to say…

Q: So you finally got your stuff back. How do you feel?
A: It’s only took them two years and based on the Chain of Custodies, none of this stuff was even reviewed or analyzed since the day it was bagged. Just goes to show you how this was all a rouse to silence me.

Q: So what about Theron Quaas?
A: What about him? Remember when you were a kid and you used to give the ball to the smallest, weakest kid and shout SMEAR THE QUEER? That was Theron Quaas. Quaas is a useless pawn douche in the grand scheme of things. I was in FLOs the other day in Scottsdale and could have sworn he was my busboy.

Q: Some would say you are pretty harsh with your criticism of the Phoenix PD and the Polombos. What do you say to that?
A: Those people are entitled to their opinion and so am I. Look – a guy like Polombo – geez where do we begin. We had a friend of ours recently get married to a stripper. She’s a nice girl, but he can’t avoid the fact that her tits and ass have been ground into a lot of guys in Phoenix. She knows the pole very well.  If Mike Polombo wants to leave a wife and daughter for someone who is known for shampooing pubic hair with their saliva – then so be it. But I am allowed to talk about it – especially when they are city employees.  Even if they think it doesn't serve 'any useful purpose.'

Q: Wow. That’s harsh. Is it personal against Polombo?
A:  Since the Phoenix PD broke into my home and stole my stuff because of Mike Polombo – it will always be personal. I just don’t think Mike Polombo or the Phoenix PD play chess all that much. They never thought this through and the raid on my home and Barnes backfired into a national, PR nightmare for them. I grew up outside of New York City and would deal with guys like Polombo every day. We know so much about him. His favorite movies are GoodFellas, Casino and the Godfather and thinks he is life imitating art. He thinks he’s untouchable and wields some sort of power as a homicide cop. As my kids say playing Xbox, he was pwnd.

Q: Some people say you are the guy that got Jack Harris fired?
A:  I get that a lot – a lot of back slapping and congratulations. I was in Cave Creek the other day and someone out of the blue in a restaurant heard my name and said something about an article in the NEWTIMES and remembered me.  How fucked up is that? I really can’t believe it! I cannot take credit for toppling Jack. PLEA and Phil Roberts did most of it. I won’t grandstand and say I had anything to do with it.

Q: But you did send that letter to OIG?
A: So did Roberts and some other people I think. Listen – It’s great Jack Harris is gone and we all played a part in his demise, even Jack himself. The city of Phoenix is a much better place.

Q: What will people find surprising about you?
A:  I am actually a pretty normal guy, quiet and shy. Very unassuming. No braggadocio with me. When cops meet me they think I will be some lunatic, arrogant cop hater, but I am not. I’m the guy behind you at Starbucks. They will also be surprised that I don’t run BadPhoenixCops. If they only knew how many work on it.

Q: What’s going on with the wife and kids?
A: It's an EX-wife.  That’s something I don’t talk about. It’s really sad. The kids are great and always will be. Let’s just say they are learning as they age about badphoenixcops and badphoenixmoms.


Q: So you just got your stuff back. How did that go and tell us about that?
A: Yeah.  I promised to give a shout-out to Christina at Impound on Elwood. She was very helpful and she had one hell of a turd cutter. Jesus was she cute in those tight cargo pants.  Quaas and Campagnolo tried their hardest to keep my stuff, but they lost. Poor Ted is trying to manage these cops, but he can’t. Ted has no control over anything. He is a pawn.  I am surprise Tom Horne hasn’t shit-canned his stupid, lazy ass. He tried to say there was a clerical error with returning my stuff. Just more lies. Most of the stuff was bagged in March of 2009 and never touched. Here are a few bags (shows us the bags) still sealed, never touched or analyzed. It’s weird looking at these old computers.


Q: Are you worried they planted something on them?
A: They aren’t smart enough to do that plus we hear the IT guys are pretty decent and actually support us fighting the corruption.  These are Phoenix cops and Theron Quaas (laughs) just isn't that smart to plant anything.   I have sent them out to friends to wipe clean. I really didn’t care about the equipment. It was the data I wanted.

Q: So are you keeping them?
A: I might give them to my kids. Or I might donate them to Aid for the Retarded in the name of Theron Quaas and Ted Campagnolo.

Q; Where do you come up with some of these lines and vitriolic phrases for the blog?
A:  It's not just me, but I have always had crude humor. I grew up listening to Howard Stern and grew up in a strict Catholic family. I needed an outlet and this is the way I speak with my friends. It’s endearing, trust me.

Q: With Jack Harris being gone, what would you want to ask him if given the opportunity?
A:  Wow. I guess I would say Jack: Every man has a favorite tit on their woman. We all gravitate to the same boob when we are about to do the mattress mambo. So Jack, when your wife Connie got cancer, was it in your favorite boob and how did you feel about that?

Q: Ouch! That’s pretty bad…
A:  That’s me. I would love to ask him that in person just to see his reaction. He is so used to people being humble and pussy-footing around him. He would probably shit his pants! Maybe I should drive to his north Phoenix house, knock on his door like Dave Biscobing did and ask him. But seriously I don’t think twice about Jack Harris. He was just one of many who needed to go. I have nothing to say to him or ask him. That’s up to my lawyers. 


Q: Some say you should run for City Council or Mayor. What do you say to that?
A: Can you imagine? That would be epic!  Imagine the campaign commercial and my platform. (In a deep booming voice) Indicted numerous times, house raided, accused of being on drugs, molesting kids, domestic violence and a whole host of other accusations that any ex bitter wife will throw at you. Meet your new mayor… - I have thought about it, but it’s too dirty for me. I would easily save the city over $1M by stopping the private OxyGordon security detail.  I would be the most politically incorrect mayor you ever met.  Undoubtedly within 30 days would be fucking some hot girl in impound - much hotter than that dog Gordon is banging.  I would add into the lexicon words like “fuckstick” “assclown” and “fucktard.” I don’t think it’s for me. I’m not that corrupt and the pay sucks.  I'm just not the dirty politician type, but who knows.


Q: How is this going to end? What is the fitting ending to your situation?
A: Are you asking me for a denoument? Jesus. I can think of so many, Mike Polombo chokes and has a heart attack while eating mashed potatoes, Theron Quaas drowns in a vat of Kikkoman’s soy sauce, Jack Harris is mountain biking and drives off a cliff like that Segway dude, Louie Tovar gets sodomized to death, Ronnie Snodgrass loses 150 pounds and wins the PF Changs marathon – there are so many fitting ends to this. I don’t know how or if it will end. There will only be more dirty cops like Yahner and other dirty members in leadership who avoid the issues, like Cavasos and Zuercher.

Q: Would you ever sit down with any of them to talk?
A: To talk about what? Clearly they won’t fix anything. Look at what happened to Phil Roberts and nothing was done. Look at what happened to me, Barnes, Linnea and nothing was done. That’s why the blog is needed. I have no desire to sit down with any of them unless they are handing me a check. Maybe if Hampton or Robinson became Chief they may want to bury the hatchet, but that’s a long time off and wishful thinking.


Q: Would you ever shut down the site?
A: That’s a good question for the owner.

Q: So you don’t own it?
A: Nope and the Phoenix PD know that and that’s all I’ll say about it. It isn't owned by PLEA and Dave Barnes either and I didn't go to high school with Barnes and plot this thing years ago in study hall.  It's so fucking rediculous the stories I hear.

Q: Would it ever be sold?
A: I know there were talks of going national with someone before the economy took a shit. Like BadCops - Los Angeles, BadCops – Houston, but I don’t know where that went. I think it would be tough to manage but I see what THEDIRTY.com was able to do and it could work. There’s a lot of logistics and a lot more people needed for that type of stuff. Plus there would need to be measures in place like with WikiLinks to protect the workers. I could see dirty cops in other cities raiding people’s homes too.

Q: Do you agree with what WikiLinks did?
A: Sure. We have a right to know what the fuck is going on.


Q: At all costs? Even at the risk of life?
A: That’s what they want you to think. Information is power. I think Napoleon said something along the lines of, a smart informed people are a risk to governments. What the US and I guess the Phoenix PD forget is that they work for the people. I think since 9/11 we are way out of control with losing our rights as citizens. Even the TSA think they are Gods among insects.


Q: So you never answered the question, will the site be sold?
A: Everything and everyone has a price. I guess you could look at it like a hooker. You don’t pay them to come a fuck your brains out, you pay them to leave so you don’t have to deal with the bullshit of an annoying chick. If the owner wanted to sell or redeploy it in some way, I would support that.

Q: Getting back to the Polombos, do you think Mike reads this blog?
A: I know everyone reads it and if they say they’re not, they’re lying. I know I would if I were him.

Q: Why do you think they read it?
A: Because it’s funny, because it’s raw, because we say what everyone is thinking. Because Mike is narcissistic and wants to know what we are saying about him - good or bad.  It’s entertaining. If something was being written about you, wouldn’t you want to read it?

Q: The language is a bit rough. Do you think it detracts from the goal and you lose subscribers?
A: I think if you won’t read something because of strong words and euphemisms, you need to get a life. Words are words. It’s the message behind them. That’s what makes us unique that we will excoriate cops in a public forum.  I don't know of any site like ours - not even the one in Tempe by Tempe cops.


Q: I must admit, before the blog I have never heard of some the phrases used – like a hatchet wound for female genetalia?
A: I prefer the word CUNT but a friend of mine uses hatchet wound. CUNT is such is final word. There isn’t much better than the “C” word followed by a U-N-T. But hatchet wound is pretty funny. One needs to think about hatchet wound for a few seconds and see the visual.

Q: You don’t see a problem calling people a hatchet wound or cunt?
A: Nope and I sleep well at night too! Listen – these cops deserve to be called what they are called on the blog. They labeled me an instigator of domestic violence when it never happened and they don’t appear to have a problem with that. It is revenge that will last a lifetime.

Q: Care to elaborate?
A: Before this, before my divorce no one heard of me and I kind of like it that way. The police created bogus indictments, bogus charges and now I am labeled things forever for no reason except that their rot and power made it so and an angry bitter ex-wife. Turn-about is fair play. Google Jack Harris, Phoenix PD, Theron Quaas, Mike or Heather Polombo, Andy Anderson or Louie Tovar. Like me, they are now forever memorialized on the web. Let’s see how they like it. We know they can’t get jobs after the Phoenix PD.


Q: How do you know this?
A: One dirty little secret I will share is with the hits to the blog. We get over 13,000 hits each month. We can see who is viewing us. We did a blog about this. We can see the number of people with COX, Qwest, city of Phoenix, Homeland Security and many others. We can see when they visit and how many times. We can see what time of day and how long they spend and on which page. Among those visiting the site are recruiters. Recruiters for jobs in the public or private sector. So much like the city of Phoenix we know everything about that recruiter and can see when they came to the site because they were researching someone like Andy Anderson based on key word searches. We then contact these recruiters and send them tons of info on these cops. It’s actually fantastic the way it works.


Q: That sounds diabolic. And you don’t have a problem with this?
A: Not at all. Like I said, they attempt to smear people like me, like Barnes with raids, bogus indictments and NOIs. Let’s see how they like it when the shoe is on the other foot. That’s what drives them nuts. They can’t do anything about it which is why they took all my computers and tried the whole harassment computer fraud thing.

Q: You seem to know a lot about the web. How did you get into this? Do you program?
A: I am not technical at all. That’s what’s so funny. I am not a programmer. My brother designs computer networks. I am a sales guy. He scoffs at these stories on how I created a website. I don’t know HTML. I started off in the computer industry over 20 years ago as a marketing manager.

Q: So you don’t write code?
A: Fuck no! I am just a regular guy with a sense of humor. I still can’t figure out my bluray player. I am not a nerd or a hack. My kids know more than I do.


Q: Do you ever fear for your safety?
A: Never. I think others do it for me.

Q: How come?
A: I assure you these guys are pussies and I am well protected. I won't elaborate but let's just say everyone has a God given right to defend their life, from anyone.  I also have sources all over so like I said, I sleep well at night. They know the rules, they know I know their Ops orders and I have great lawyers. I’m not stupid and don’t put myself in harms way. I do avoid Phoenix and stick to Scottsdale, Glendale, Peoria or Tempe as much as possible.


Q: Even when you meet cops?
A: We don’t meet with cops. If we ever do, it is well vetted or they are retired. I don’t want to give away the farm, but most stuff is sent to us or given to us without the need to talk, meet or explain it. People seem to over complicate things. They think some big meetings or espionage are happening when it’s nothing like that. I actually got a kick when I read that Mike and Heather Polombo patrol their own neighborhood and when their alarm went off, went into their homes with the guns drawn – like I would want to break in to take photos of their cheap IKEA furniture or Mike's polyester pants.  What a couple of fucking idiots.

Q: You keep going back to the Polombos. Why the focus?
A: Because they are so comical and exemplary of what is stupid and wrong with the Phoenix PD. It’s so funny, you can’t make up this stuff or characters like Mike Polombo. Mike was married, had a wife and a beautiful daughter and he fucked someone at work and was called out on it. Everyone knew it and now they try and play victims. It’s classically funny. My home was broken into and my computers stolen for 2 years solely because of Mike Polombo. Mike needs to know that he reaps what he sows and should have thought this through. Like I said earlier, Mike doesn't understand or play chess. Chess players are thinking 3-5 moves ahead of their current move.

Q: Ever think guys like Polombo, Quaas of Harris will just lose it and come after you?
A:  Sure, but I don’t lose sleep over it.  Mike was pretty emotional in those videos acting like a sissy bitch.  I would love to see these pieces of shit on my doorstep. If I ever lived in Mike Polombo’s neighborhood and he was patrolling with a gun and asked me what I was doing there sitting in my car, there would be a major problem.  But like I said earlier, these guys are pussies. Cunt sandwiches – minus the bread. Mostly likely got their asses kicked in high school, grew mustaches and became cops. They would never command any respect or be a leader anywhere else, except for the fact they have a badge and a gun. Anyone who knows me, knows that anything I say, I will say to someone’s face. If any of these cops want to call me or email me, they can do it.


Q: Are you serious? They can contact you?
A: Sure. I have had people contact me and say - hey man that was harsh and such-n-such is really a good cop. Or hey man I spoke to so-n-so and he was devastated by his name on the blog. If Polombo or anyone wanted to dispute something, they could have contacted me. I’m not saying anything would be done, and I might tell them to go and fuck their own mother, but at least they would have some respect and some balls. Not everyone has to agree with what is said, but they should respect our right to say it.


Q: Polombo has called you psychotic. He also was going to pursue legal action against you. Anything ever come of it?
A: I’m still waiting. That’s tough guy dumb-gumba talk like he is on the Jersey Shore or something. Polombo can’t do shit to me. He knows it. He has asked people where I live and said he was going to sue me. Others have too.  I heard Montgomery dropped $10K on lawyers to try and pursue me.  Polombo's best game was trying to bring me up on criminal charges with his pal Jack Harris. I am not psychotic at all and quite normal. There is always a cause and effect. This is the effect that will last a lifetime for Mike.


Q: What do your family and friends think of all this?
A: They laugh. No one in a million years would of thought I would be involved in such a mess, but in the same vein, the New Englander in me has them understanding I won’t take any shit from anyone, especially cops.

Q: So did you get your porn back?
A: Ha…I guess so, along with my Itunes. This stuff is old. It was 3 years old when it was stolen from me. It’s surreal to see this stuff, but it was recreated within weeks.

Q: Any parting words for anyone out there reading this?
A: Not really. Just keep up the fight, fuck the Polombos and send us shit on dirty cops.

Retirement Party Invitation for Former Police Chief Jack Ass Harris

Imagine after all he has done to the city and lying before the Feds, they want to celebrate his 39+ years?!!?
They're worse creeps then he is.

If Anyone Want’s These Stars…Well They Can Come and Get ‘Em!....Um...Well…We Got ‘Em Jack! TIME TO BRING IN A REAL POLICE CHIEF!

Chief Jack Ass Harris resigns at the same time the Phoenix PD received the report from the OIG. Think these two events are unrelated?

The Jack Ass is gone FOREVER!


Unlike Sean Drenth, Jack Ass Harris resigned, and as we said over a month ago – never to return. He is unfortunately collecting another pension – a military pension that is reported  for city employees.

BadPhoenixCops, PLEA and Phil Roberts and many others took his stars from his lapel. It took almost three years of blogging and a website exposing the corruption, but we did it with the help of many of you!  Thanks again to all our sources, confidants and those cops who put their necks out for us.

Sources tell us last week the Phoenix PD received the final report from the Office of the Inspector General (OIG) on the fraudulent kidnapping stats.  The Phoenix PD are not sharing it until the OIG makes their official return next week! We are hoping for criminal indictments on Jack Harris for lying before Congress, pill poppin Mayor Phil OxyGordon, and the snatch Lauri Burgett.

Either way, it couldn’t be good news for Jack Ass Harris and the PPD, since it forced Jack's resignation.

Good riddance Jack.

We surely hope you drop dead of a heart attack, crash your motorcycle into a wall or Connie’s cancer comes back. All three happening at the same moment would be even better you dirty, miserable, criminal cocksucker.

Now…who can we start blogging about…hmmm…..

Happy Birthday BadPhoenixCops - April 8, 2008! 3 Years of Exposing Dirty Cops and Getting a Police Chief Fired. Come Visit Us For Happy Hour! Thanks Louie Tovar!

***Come join us for Friday Happy Hour!! 

***Nearly 2000 comments from you – our loyal readers.

***196 individual Blog entries and sordid stories on the dirty deeds of dirty cops.

***Over 140,000 page views.

***Over ½ million people have read this blog…and growing.

We are three years old today! Three years ago 5 people gathered in a home and decided to do something about corruption, lies and ineptitude within the Phoenix Police department and launched a Blog and a Website.  And the rest has been history in the making.

We want to thank our many supporters, followers, viewers and listeners.

Most importantly, we want to thank all the good cops in the Phoenix PD. The good cops who not only provide us dirt on the bad cops, but for those who stand up and fight the corruption and ineptitude of the 4th floor and former police chief Jack “Ass” Harris.

And a special shout out and some props to Phoenix PD commander Louie Tovar!

This blog started, because a stupid assclown commander couldn't hang up the phone.  

Louie Tovar is one of the dumbest fucktard cops in the Phoenix PD, but we all have a lot to thank him for.  We hear every time the news does a story (and shows our site with Louie Tovar's name) or we post a blog about Louie, he and his wife Ophelia are upset and devastated.

Well get a box of tissue ready and bust out the Paxil because it's going to be a sad day in Casa de Tovar!

Louie raised a fine son who admitted during a police inquisition that he molested a young member of his family.  Imagine you are on the police force for 26 years like Louie, your son wants to be a cop and this happens?!!?! 

HA! Whoopsie!!  What an interesting Tovar family secret!

We bet Louie was rocked by this information and hoped to keep it quiet within the confines of the PPD, with his brothers in blue. 

Not with us around!  Turn-about is fair play Louie, and revenge is a motherfucker - or in Louie's family's case is it a childfucker? 

Geez Louie.  WTF was happening in the Tovar household? 


Normally in instances like Louie's, Jack Ass Harris would keep this "card" in his hip pocket, forcing Louie to carry out dirty deeds and covering up for Jack. It was Jack Harris' way of obtaining blind loyalty and keeping something hidden for years (and sometimes forever), then threatening to open an investigation if Louie didn't comply and follow Jack's every word.  It was Jack's blackmail plan that trickled down and infected the entire Phoenix police department. Conversely, if Louie needed a favor it was usually granted or covered up by Jack or by other members in this blackmail pool.  It was one big blackmail backscratch managed by fear, intimidation and job security.

This blackmail backscratch was only exacerbated when Jack Harris ran PSB (Internal Affairs) and had dirty douchebags like Mike Polombo working for him.  This is why everyone in command is still scared of the former chief Jack Ass for fear the skeletons in the Phoenix PD closest will come out; including skeletons our pill-popping mayor, Phil OxyGordon and the testicle free Joe Yahner.  Even Mr. I-said-I-did-an-audit-but-then-again-I-never-did-an-audit-because-the-PPD-told-me-the-stats-were-valid-so-I-believed-them Zuercher is scared of the Phoenix PD and the legacy of Jack Ass Harris.

Ironically (or maybe not) someone told us a while back Louie was best friends with Richard Polk and used to trade emails with him.  Lots of emails.  XXX emails . Hmmm...interesting.  One has to wonder if Ophelia would have married Louie Tovar, knowing he a raised and reared (pun) a boy who likes even littler boys, and had a friendship with kiddie porn collector Richard Polk?

Well Louie we have some tips for you! Tips to get you through the embarrassment and blunders called Your Life.  These are our three year anniversary tips!

First - Don't fuck with citizens.  Hopefully you learned your lesson (and are continuing to learn your lesson), along with the entire PPD.  You don't fuck with someone smarter, bigger and better than you!  A badge, a gun and a uniform mean absolutely nothing against smart, witty people. Want to know why many people have no respect for cops?  Look in the mirror Louie and take a photo of the 4th floor.

Second - We hope you learned how to hang up the phone!  Are you still telling everyone this isn't your voice?  Really?  Are you still telling people we made this up and edited this ourselves?  Really? I dunno...that alveolar Mexican trill is undeniable, Louie and that cackling cunt voice of Sandra Renteria is recognizable!

Third - Try growing a foot taller.  It might even be a foot 1/2 - two feet. Your peers can't stand bending over to speak with you and no subordinate has any respect for a four-foot hispanic midget.  No one want's to work for someone who shops in the boys department, Louie.  Where do you get your uniforms...from the kids in PPD Explorer program?  Louie, you look like a small innocent child!  Don't believe us?  Just ask your son or Polk.  They're the experts when it comes to a child's anatomy.

Fourth - Watch your coffee mug and your personal affects.  With people like you and Polombo around we bet folks are coughing on door knobs, putting visine in your drinks, or shoving your computer mouse in their ass crack.  We know we would - and we probably just gave some good honest cops some great ideas :)

Fifth - If none of those work, watch movies like International Velvet, SeaBiscuit or Secretariat to get some ideas for a new career path.

And Finally - The solution to your problem may be ultimately spelled  B-I-L-L-Y-S-O-Z-A. 

But thanks for not hanging up the phone Louie! You opened Pandora's Box into the Phoenix PD and helped us learn about the dirty deeds of dirty cops and how you really operate. Without Louie Tovar, this blog would not exist and Jack Harris may still be the police chief. 

Read The Story on Little Louie Tovar and Listen to Him as He Forgets to Hang Up the Phone!


“It’s all about getting this guy off our ass…That’s the problem…That’s the problem.”
"It's the nature of the game with these dickweed...ya know?"

Yeah Louie…STILL THINK IT'S A PROBLEM?  Why don't you ask Jack Ass Harris now?  Still think citizens who complain are dickweeds and it's a game? We bet every cop ever mentioned on this blog thinks you're the dirty, dumb, dickweed now Louie.

We are having happy hour tonight and everyone is invited to celebrate three years of BadPhoenixCops. 

Come laugh and come hear about our next blogs and adventures.  If you can, swing by (including you Louie - be sure to bring your shoe lifts so you can pony-up to the bar.) 

Happy Hour will be disclosed via email for anyone who pings us badphoenixcops@hushmail.com ...knowing that dirty shitbag Phoenix cops will be sitting outside trying to pinch us with a DUI, we need to keep this a clandestine effort. 

Just give us your cell phone and we will text you the details by 3:00PM.

So send us an email and we will let you know where it is!  It is sure to be fun!