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Showing posts with label Douchebag. Show all posts
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Sunday, August 26, 2012

Come and Join the Surprise Party for Jim Pina - But Make Sure You Let Tim Moore Know!


We receive this email invitation for Jim Pina's party.  We will RSVP for one.  We will leave it up to the Phoenix PD to figure out which one we are!  Maybe they will recognize us by the gift we bring!
~BPC


From: timothy.moore@phoenix.gov [mailto:timothy.moore@phoenix.gov]
Sent: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 10:18 AM
To:
Cc:
Subject: Lunch Celebration

 Jim Pina, Assistant Chief, is currently the Senior Officer on the Phoenix Police Department with 37 plus years.
 
Therefore, a Surprise Lunch will be held in his honor. Shhhhhhhhh
 
 
 
On: Wednesday, September 5, 2012, at 11am
At: Comedor Guadalajara        
1830 South Central Avenue
Phoenix, AZ 85004
 
It is also the week of his Birthday!
Bring a story or a gift or just attend…
(I heard he has a new bar in his house and it needs to be stocked)

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Happy Birthday to Us, Happy Birthday to Us! BadPhoenixCops! Four Years of Excoriating The Worst of the Worst in Phoenix Arizona and There’s No Stopping Us!

We can’t believe that it has been four years since this site and blog were started.

233 Blog posts. 
Over 2,500 comments.
Nearly 1 million viewers and followers.

It’s our Birthday!

We have been destroying, excoriating, vilifying and embarrassing Bad Phoenix Cops and moronic city officials since 2008 - and were damn proud of it!  Our goal and mantra have been the same since day one:  We exposure all their dirty deeds and indiscretions in the most public forum possible.  From their DUIs, to their sexual trysts, to their child molesting sons, to their pock-marked faces - our intent is to make their Phoenix police job…their last job in public service…and to ensure the private sector is aware of the disservice they did to the Phoenix community so they are eminently unemployable.  We do what they do...to so many honest law abiding citizens. We use their own rules, their own ops orders and their own people against them and we have no reason to stop or slow down, until wrongs are made right! We call them assclowns, fucktards and cunts and when a Phoenix motor is riding on our ass, we blast our windshield wiper fluid all over them!

We have no mercy, we have no remorse, we carry no guilt, we have no conscience, we subscribe to no religion, we hold nothing sacred, and we have zero respect for any cop labeled and listed on this blog. We received veiled threats on a weekly basis.  When they threaten us with legal action, our noose just gets tighter and it gets worse and more public for them. We publish everything, redact nothing and let the public know it all.   We can’t be stopped and our forces grow stronger every month.  There's only thing that will shut down this site; lots of cops getting fired and indicted…and of course lots of money to buy this website.

So in true Birthday fashion we will be hosting our annual Spring Birthday Happy Hour to gather with our friends.  Let's celebrate our success and the demise of Jack Harris and all other dirty shitbags in the Phoenix PD.  We will be handing out free jars of Tovar peanut butter to all who attend.


We won’t post the address here, but if you are interested in attending, hit us up on the Hushmail email BadPhoenixCops@hushmail.com  and spread the word. You can also contact the good cops in the Phoenix PD as they will know.  Bring a friend, bring yourself, or bring your own jar of peanut butter!   The first few rounds are on us! 

Also feel free to invite a Tovar (even the molester), invite a Pina (either the really fat one or the little one featured to the left) , invite a Harris or and Anderson and we will tell them EXACTLY what we publish here, right to their face, as we get loaded with vodka!

One more thing...Fuck Mike Polombo and his dumb cunt wife Heather!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

People Often Wonder – Why the Blog? Why the Website? Why such Disgust and Detest for Dirty Cops?

First of all HAPPY THANKSGIVING!  We hope you are having a happy and safe day with your families.   Be thankful that Jack Ass Harris was forced to retire for lying about the kidnapping stats.

Lets all hope and pray that all the dirty cops in the Phoenix PD slice their wrists whilst carving their turkey or pull a Mama Cass Elliot and choke on their turkey today.

We are often asked:  Why the blog?  Why the harsh messaging?  Why the funny satirical messaging? Why the potty humor?  Well here's one of the many reasons why you should hate, fight and detest dirty cops and it just makes our blood boil like the dumb gumba Mike Polombo during a "harassment" video interview. 

Check out this link

A Dirty Cop Who Needs An Ass Kicking

We don’t care where you stand on the issue of protesters.  We don’t care if you think they are a bunch of homeless worthless vagrants without purpose; or freeloaders complaining and whining about their cappuccinos and lost 401Ks.   Our country was founded on rebellion, protest and free speech, and to be treated badly by anyone is unacceptable, but by dirty cops is deplorable.  

What has happened to our country where cops feel they can get away with this without being hated, despised or worse?


We are firm believers in the post 9/11 world, cops have been raised to a level of demi-god where they think they can do what they want and demand what they want with such reckless abandonment.  When they end up getting killed for their arrogance and stupidity; we eulogize, praise and worship them with expensive funerals and blocked traffic from 67th Ave to 7th street. 

We were personally in a situation recently where we could have been a witness to something so the cop asked us for our driver's license.  When we refused he again asked for our name and social security number.  Our reply?  "We weren't driving a motor vehicle so we aren't required to produce a drivers' license and no where do I  ever need to give a cop my SS#.  I am not being a witness to anything!  See ya later!"  People were actually shocked and amazed we did this and walked away, but we know the law and so should you! 

Again we will remind you to watch the videos on why you should never, ever, ever, ever talk to a cop.  Retired cops explained it to us this way: 

Cops are like salesmen.  The more they sell (AKA arrest), the further they advance in their career.   If cops don't arrest people and get them convicted, they don't advance very far. Their goal isn't to help you but to catch you saying something wrong.

Never, Ever Talk to a Cop - Under Any Circumstances!
Back in May of 2011 two Buckeye, AZ cops were working an off-duty assignment at El Gran Mercado, where one is killed and the other shot after confronting some guys in the parking lot.  They were praised for dying in the line of duty and for their heroism?!! Yeah - In the line of duty and heroism working an off-duty job???!!!  Here's some advice - How about stop confronting people in a dark parking lot in plain clothes?

In the same timeframe, two drug enforcement officers were killed when their SUV went over train tracks and are hit and killed by a passing train.  They were praised for their valiant efforts in fighting drugs along the border??!! We actually considered giving them the Darwinism award and sending notes to the rest of the squad to look both ways when crossing train tracks, and some good advice in life is to avoid a loud whistle and flashing lights of a 25 ton locomotive.

Next time a homeless guys pisses on the 3rd rail or a live electrical wire, maybe we should award them with the Ben Franklin award of merit and valor for perpetuating the discovery of electricity? 
Recently a truck driver died in Chandler, AZ  when his milk truck, rear ended an oil truck.  He was transporting milk to millions of people in Phoenix and helping them build healthy bones.  Where is his pomp-and-circumstance funeral for providing milk to millions of children and schools in Phoenix?  He choose his job just like a cop does, but for some reason the value of a cop is greater than anyone else and a cop gets the funeral that clogs our highways and newscast.

Many good cops agree with us.  If you hate this site, hate the language, hate the vitriolic message and hate the way we excoriate and vilify these dirty shitbags – then first hate the dirty lying thug cops who helped create it - dirty cops like Louie Tovar, Mike Polombo, Steve Soha, Andy Anderson, Jim Pina, all the FOJs - and the ultimate dirty cop, former police chief Jack Ass Harris. If it weren't for them, we would have nothing to write about and you would have no commentary to provide.

Absolute power will eventually corrupt absolutely, as you will see in this video.   Give any man power (and sometimes a gun, a badge, a blue uniform, some pepper spray and a mustache) and you will see the true essence of that man. 

And ask yourself the question:  Why on a college campus that produces doctors and scientists do cops have assault rifles?  This is one of the rare times that we firmly believe and support students being allowed to carry firearms on campus.

Absolute power will eventually corrupt absolutely.

We hope one thing - that every kid in this video is the son or daughter of a cop.

A Dirty Cop Who Probably Needed To Be Inflicted With High Speed Lead Poisoning


Friday, August 19, 2011

Phoenix Police Commander Rob Handy Loses a Job in San Bernardino and BRADY Veteran Jeff Hynes Decides to Retire!

It appears Phoenix commander Rob Handy was a finalist to be the new police chief in San Bernardino, California.  How do you think the selection committee and the citizens of San Bernardino knew what an amazing douchebag~assclown may have been running the cops in their city?  How did Rob Handy lose out on this job?


AZ PLEA sent their own letter of concern to San Bernardino, reminding them of the multiple violations and infractions Rob Handy has on his record,

Link to AZPLEA site - Reminding San Bernardino What a True Shitbag Rob Handy Is

but behind the scenes BadPhoenixCops mounted their own letter campaign to all city council members and the news media of San Bernardino. It appears to have worked. They passed on Rob Handy as their police chief. We also know of a slew of retired and sworn officers who sent their own letters to the media and to city council.

Sources close to the situation in San Bernardino have informed us that Rob Handy, “…Has about as much chance of becoming the police chief in San Bernardino, as Mike Polombo has finding a pair of pants that fit and getting those nameplates back!   We had an over abundance of skeletons sent to us by fellow cops,  on Mr. Handy and he will not be the police chief in San Bernardino.

Harassment you say?
Slanderous?
Defamation?
Serves no useful purpose?

We will continue our campaign against all dirty douchebag cops (like Phoenix police commander Rob Handy), who screwed over a lot of good cops. Even if these FOJs surreptitiously end up getting a job in another city, we will send the information to their new employer with the goal of getting them terminated for the dirty deeds they committed in Phoenix. We will also request each and every job application that is filled out by an FOJ to see if they disclosed fully their indiscretions (and if applicable - their crimes) as a dirty cop in Phoenix. If disclosure wasn’t full and complete, we will champion efforts to have them added to their local BRADY list.    BadPhoenixCops - the gift that keeps on giving!

There’s simply no escaping this site, this blog or gaining future employment anywhere if you are on our target list. Just ask Rob Handy, Murray Andy Anderson or Jim Pina!

If you would like to send your own message to the leadership in San Bernardino as we did or follow up with them and provide your own commentary on not hiring Rob Handy - click on this link:


BRADY VETERAN JEFF HYNES DECIDES TO RETIRE

In a move that baffled even us, Long time BRADY veteran Jeff Hynes has decided to retire. 

Jeff Hynes just entered DROP but is walking away from a large amount of retirement coin. Perhaps he’s so fed up with the Phoenix PD, he doesn’t care?   Rumor has it he doesn’t even have a job lined up (we think he does, teaching somewhere and we’ll post it here when we find out…) but it's his final move that gives us hope that Jeff finally grew a set of testicles – Jeff Hynes is having his retirement party at the PLEA office!  That's Jeff's way of saying Fuck You to the 4th floor.

We constantly hear that Hynes was a good guy, caught up in the bullshit system of stupidity by Jack Harris. Don't send us your lame emails defending this asshat.  We will stand our ground and still think Hynes could have done some good deeds and made some wrongs, right.  

Give a man any power and you see the true essense of that man.  Hynes had power to change things but he caved like a pussy - and in the end still leaves without DROP money.  So what's the difference?  Hynes is a cunt protecting his own ass and doesn't give a shit about anyone else.  If he's so good he would stay for the next 5 DROP years, make amends in the aftermath of chief Jack Ass and Andy "wife beater" Anderson, attempt to help fix the PPD and create an Axis of Goodness with other good cops - but he doesn't.  He runs away to become Dr. Hynes at the local university.   If come to find out Jeff Hynes does become a teacher and starts fucking one of his hot young students, all we will say is, “See…we told you so!”

Thursday, March 3, 2011

PHOENIX POLICE CHIEF JACK HARRIS - FIRED! (We Will Fill You In On The Dirty Douchebag Joe Yahner Later, When We Begin Our Campaign of Shock and Awe on This New Jack Ass)

Supreme Court Rules in Favor of 1st Amendment

The First Amendment
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.



Dear Former Police Chief Jack Ass Harris:












Warm Regards,

BadPhoenixCops.com

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Some Background on (Murray) Andy Anderson - Asst. Chief with the Phoenix PD - written by a Source to BadPhoenixCops


This came across to us as a comment via Hushmail. In the past, We have spoken to cops that were called out to Andy Anderson's house many years ago, by his wife on a domestic violence call. We thought this new summary was worthy of it's own blog posting.  Enjoy the read and thanks to the source who provided this summary. 

Andy: we know you read this (as you call it) "unaccredited grassroots website."  It's pretty clear to us that not only are you an amazing douchbag who looks like your face caught fire and it was put out with an ice pick but you like to intimidate women - from wives, to daughters, to PLEA PR reps.                                              - BadPhoenixCops

BadPhoenixCops:
Speaking of Assistant Chief Andy Anderson, rumor is this loser thinks he could be Maricopa County Sheriff. Andy-baby (is this what the female lieutenants call you?) was overheard telling a "CONFIDANT" that he has been discussing his interest as Maricopa County Sheriff once Sheriff Joe Arpaio is indicted by a grand jury.
Apparently, the strategy allegedly is Sheriff Andy get appointed then run as the incumbent…how convenient!

"Sheriff Andy" was allegedly overheard saying he has been meeting with County Attorney Rick Romley and members of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors making sure they all knew he was interested in Sheriff Joe’s job. Hey dickface, the world already had a "Sheriff Andy" and that was in Mayberry, North Carolina.

Besides, you don't have a son named Opie (based upon your womanizing reputation in the PPD an illegitimate child out there possibly, but no Opie). You only have a 15 year old daughter who witnessed your road rage incident and was put in grave danger based upon your conduct that sunny afternoon…just read the Internal Affairs report which was sustained against you!

Here are links to newspaper articles where "Sheriff Andy" is not referred to in a flattering way. In the first one, Andy Anderson is called a "liar" (paragraph 2).

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/1990-02-14/news/shoo-files/

In this one the reporter refers to "Sheriff Andy as "Aggro (aggravated?) Anderson" and says Sheriff Andy "blew his lid like he was Yosemite Sam and had just been mooned by Bugs Bunny" during his road rage moment. Is that why he calls him "Aggro"?

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2007-03-15/news/ankkkarlo-pride/2

In this one, the reporter basically calls Sheriff Andy a "dog without a bite".

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2002-09-12/news/sex-thugs-and-rock-n-roll/

In this one the reporter talks about the road rage incident where Sheriff Andy had his 15 year old daughter chase down a guy in a truck who had cut them off in traffic. The reporter repeats a statement from PLEA stating Sheriff Andy should have been arrested for disorderly conduct after his road rage incident involving his innocent 15 year old daughter driving his car. Lucky the other party didn't have a gun or Sheriff Andy could have been facing much more serious charges???

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2007-10-11/news/bombs-away/

In this one the reporter calls Sheriff Andy a "flack". No Andy, this is not a compliment and has nothing to do with the “Aflac Duck.”

In this one, Sheriff Andy complains to the reporter that the reporter was being unfair....poooooor baby; too bad, so sad!

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2002-09-05/news/good-cops-bad-cops/

Here is a link with Andy's face mug attached....yuk! $162k a year...for what???? Definitely not hair implants, facial cream, dermatology appointments or Rogaine prescriptions!

http://www.azcentral.com/commphotos/azcentral/13376/6/15/333342#6

In this site, "Rate my Cop", Sheriff Andy gets the lowest rating there is by people visiting this website! Isn’t that flattering! Here is the link:

http://www.ratemycop.com/index.php?st=AZ&letter=&dept=13499

NOW....NEXT IS THE BEST ONE OF THEM ALL.

POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS OF ASSISTANT CHIEF MURRY "ANDY" ANDERSON TAKE
NOTE ON THIS ONE.

This is the second time in about one year that Sheriff Andy lost his temper and required; 1) the police to be called when he instigated a road rage incident with a private citizen, and 2) he had to be trespassed, (yes, criminally trespassed), while he was ON DUTY, IN FULL UNIFORM, while representing the Phoenix Police Department at the PLEA office. Here is the link:

http://azplea.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=76:asst-chief-trespassed-from-plea-office&catid=2:news&Itemid=47

And again here:

http://www.azplea.com/docs/Anderson%20Complaint%20Letter%20to%20Alton.pdf

Potential employers: It is my understanding that Andy has been the subject of two Internal Affairs investigations regarding his inability to control his temper. Once involved his road rage incident, and the second involved his outburst at the PLEA office.

Do you want someone with this background working for your company or institution? Imagine how you will be looked upon by your superiors if Sheriff Andy goes off soon after you recommended hiring him! Nothing I’d want to be involved in! I'm sure he would be okay...but what if he wasn't??? Who would have ever thought he would go, in police uniform, to the officer's union (PLEA) and have it out with several community leaders resulting in his criminal trespass from the PLEA office? Is that what you want? Do you want
someone who cannot control themselves having an outburst with your boss?

Here is a link to the letter PLEA President Mark Spencer wrote to the City Manager complaining about Sheriff Andy. Pay special note to Spencer's statement that Sheriff Andy is showing a "serious unprofessional pattern of conduct” based upon his road rage incident and the criminal trespass incident at the PLEA office.

Hey numnuts....don't use retired Sergeant Andy Hill to do your politicking or brown-nosing around the County Board of Supervisors for the Sheriff’s job. A man with your background and character will never, ever be given a job of any type of responsibility once they know your background. Not even that job at USAA Insurance or Central Arizona Project (CAP) Police Department. Yes, we have heard you have been bragging about getting these jobs as well! Don't talk shit about others who put in for these jobs in an attempt to make yourself look better. Besides, all these companies have to do is interview anyone above the rank of lieutenant to see what you really are...that is with the exception of Jack the Hack...he is your butt-buddy isn't he????

Then, if that isn’t enough, all they have to do is obtain your Internal Affairs file through a Public Records Request to see what you have been up to the past two years or so. I can’t think of a single employer who would risk having violence in the workplace with someone who has a temper, much less has recently exhibited a pattern of the same!

Sheriff Andy, you fucked with the wrong guy it seems. Think about who it could be. A lot of people on the list…isn’t there?

Sheriff Joe....aren't you curious about what makes Andy Anderson think you are going to be indicted soon? Inside information maybe? Time to “bug” his office or telephone to see what information he is getting? Hmmmm! Just remember Sheriff Joe, you heard it here first!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Hey Look - It's Mr. November 1995...No Wait... It's Just a Jack Ass Public Safety Manager on a Motorcycle!

Look at our photo of Public Safety Jack Ass - Jack Harris of the Phoenix PD on a motorcycle!

We asked for this photo and received it relatively quickly. 

One can only imagine what we can't get!

What is up with the banded collar?  Did he pick this up at Jeans West or JC Penney?  Was he headed to a Back Street Boys concert and was he "Hangin Tough?"


Next time you see a douchbag like this in your rearview mirror, be sure to empty your windshield wiper fluid on him.



We love the quote Jack Harris uses:


“Forgetting is the Supreme lie, with it comes denial and irresponsibility. Memory is the crown jewel of our evolution.”

We will be sure to forward this on to Attorney Jess Lorona who is about to depose Public Safety Jack Ass Harris on a few lawsuits. Let’s see how much Jack “forgets” during these depositions and during these trials.

How about those "likes":

"Off duty I enjoy Basketball and Motorcycles"

He also likes relaxing in a hot bubble bath after a long day of rewriting the law.  He also enjoys puppies, long walks on the beach at Sunset and polishing his 5th star.

Turn-offs include:

Women who can't take a punch, actually having to do something for the two paychecks he is collecting, outspoken critics, honest police officers, females who talk back and a police union that sees through his bullshit.

Thanks to our Phoenix PD Homicide source for sending this to us. Enjoy your $1000 cash reward.