It’s BadPhoenixCops Annual RAW DATA Blog – Random Fact’s and Figures Related to Life, the Blog, the Website and the Dirty Cops in the Phoenix PD

Last year (November, 2010), we did out first RANDOM FACTS AND FIGURES blog and thought it would be a great annual tradition. 

Enjoy and have a good laugh - at the expense of the Phoenix police department!

~BPC

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211 – Number of blog stories we have posted since this blog started, April 2008

2234 – Number of comments left on the blog since this blog started, April 2008

0 – Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife this year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife last year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina will have sex with his wife next year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife anytime during the Obama administration

28 – Number of times Jim Pina’s wife had sex this past year

273 – Number of “hits” our blog received in October, 2011 from people in the City of Phoenix

83 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Arizona State Government

 24 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Department of Homeland Security

11 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Department of Justice

109 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from someone using an Iron Key

392 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from someone using HidemyAss.com

1 – Number of sergeants assigned to our blog in PSB (Phoenix PD Internal Affairs), whose job it is to look at this site each day and to inform any current cop if their name was mentioned on the blog (Personal note to PSB sergeant: This blog posting alone is going to keep you busy this week!)

48.96 – Average percentage of NEW visitors we add to the blog each month

51.04 – Average percent of RETURNING visitors we see coming back to the blog each month

74 – Average percentage of users, using Windows

13 - Average percentage of users, using Macintosh

PlayStation Portable – Oddest/most diverse group of device users who view our blog (3%)

4.9 – Average number of seconds it takes for BadPhoenixCops to “load” when you land on the page

7.5 - Average number of seconds it takes for BadPhoenixCops to “load” when you land on the page during peak time

4.7 – Average length of a man’s flaccid penis, in inches

Negative (-) 1.8  - Length of Benny Pina’s penis (He’s so fucking fat, it’s now inverted and starting to turtle...)

2 – Average length of a man’s erect penis in inches on the 4^th floor in Phoenix PD management

 2 – Number of times Surprise, AZ police chief Mike Frazier was arrested in one day for beating and stalking his ex-wife

2- Number of times Mike Frazier has been a police chief, with a checked background as a wife beater

2 - Number of stories sent to us this week about how fucked up the Surprise, AZ police department is; the first story about how a former exec was fucking on the job like Phoenix cop Jeff Gordon - the Phoenix mayor's kid and another how a sergeant resigned who was under investigation. Did we mention that the current police chief Mike Frazier was arrested twice in one day for DV?  Keep up the great work Mike!  Nothing like running a department into the ground like Jack Ass Harris did.

Surprise Police Officer Has An On Duty FuckFest Like Mayor Phil Gordon's Son

Surprise Police Sergeant Resigns While Under Investigation

2 – The shoe size of little Louie Tovar

2- Number of children Louie Tovar’s son Adrian allegedly molested, under the nose of the Phoenix PD, and one child was a family member (And they still haven’t fulfilled our public records request on this matter)

41 - Number of children Penn state coach Jerry Sandusky alleged molested, under the nose of the Penn State Athletic department, and one child was a family member (And a day doesn't go by that this isn't in the news and published around the world)


2 - Number of work colleagues of Adrian Tovar who have contacted us, telling us where he works and how he is not listed in any registry for child molesters, and asking us to forward any public records request we receive

2 - Number of people who have contacted us who said they grew up with and went to Brophy with members of the Tovar family  - and how they always thought they were a weird family and a bunch of creeps

2 – Number of cops we spoke with who claimed they received a blowjob from a ugly lonely female cop with a gunt, in the Maryvale precinct parking lot

2 - The cop’s personal rating of these blowjobs on a scale of 1 through 10 (One lamented, "She used a lot of teeth and its wasn't very good...")

2 – Number of times this year someone contacted us on how to make their own Polombo nameplates

2 - Number of times Mike Polombo has tried to call Theron Quaas today after reading the above three entries, alleging further harassment claims and how this blog serves "no useful purpose"

 2 - Number of times we were contacted this year by an attorney who had a client facing criminal charges and asked us to dig up “dirt” on their arresting or investigating officer so as to embarrass and discredit them on the witness stand

2 – Number of those charged, who were acquitted due to us discrediting a police officer's testimony. (Maybe we should start a consulting business?)

22 – Number of times we were contacted in 2011 by recruiters who were doing background checks on current and former Phoenix cops looking for employment

2 – Number of times we were personal contacted about an employer/recruiter looking to employ Murray Andy Anderson, and we talked them out if it

2 - Number of times Murray Andy Anderson referred to this as an, "unaccredited grass roots website" (We wonder if he regrets those words and still feels the same...)

2 - Number of days it would take for a REAL police chief to fix the Phoenix PD, fire the inept and begin to restore the Phoenix PD to a respected department

2 – In millions of dollars it would take to buy and shut down this website and blog (and climbing...)

2 – Number of times Ed Zuercher’s daughter Ali Google'd his name and inquired, “Hey Dad, What’s a fucktard?”

5.25 – Pounds of turkey that Sonya Thomas (AKA The Black Widow) ate to win the annual turkey eating contest this year in New York City

5.25 – Pounds of feces that Benny Pina dumped the day after Thanksgiving in Phoenix, Arizona

2 – Out of the two types of diabetes, the "Type" Benny Pina will be diagnosed with, within five years

$6,986.31 – Monthly salary of Mike "Potato Head" Polombo

$6,750 - Estimate cost for Phalloplasty (penis enlargement surgery) for the likes of Jim Pina, Joe Yahner, Ed Zuercher, David Cavasos and the rest of the 4th floor Phoenix PD leadership team

$236.31 - The amount of money Mike "Potato Head" Polombo would have remaining after Phalloplasty, should he opt to correct his pinky-sized penis

$12,000 - Estimate cost for vaginoplasty and labiaplasty (removing the meat curtains and reshaping the hooch) for Tracy Montgomery, Heather Polombo and Laurie Burgett (But in all honesty, you just can't put lipstick on a donkey or purfume on a pig; and think that's going to fix it.  You're still going to need to put a bag over their head!)

June 1, 2016 – The date Mike Polombo will be forced to leave the Phoenix PD after entering DROP – unless of course we get him fired first or he has another heart issue while scuba diving

6 - The number of voicemails thus far Mike Polombo has left for Theron Quaas and Joe Knott on this particular blog posting and how he feels "harassed about the pinky-dick comment," how we "sullied his wife's hooch" and how he wants those (us), "psychos booked into jail."

$23.99 - The price for a box of CORBON ammo, (24 rounds  of 9mm) at Sportsmans - the preferred concealed-carry ammo of our law enforcement sources, and friends and family of this blog    The Only Ammo to Use - CORBON

2 - Number of nameplates we need to post on the web to raise Mike Polombo's blood pressure and to send Theron Quaas into investigation mode

4,468 – Average number of words Phil Roberts had in his now infamous kidnapping memos

587 – Number of pocked-mark holes in Murray Andy Anderson’s face

13 - Number of steps it would take for Murray Andy Anderson to fall down, to break his neck


1 - Number of times the police were called to Andy Anderson's home for Domestic Violence, because his wife feared for her life

1 - Number of times Murray Andy Anderson was trespassed from the offices of PLEA

 587 – Number of child crimes that were left in limbo under the watch and leadership of Andy Anderson (We wonder if Adrian Tovar was one of them?)

4 – Number of years both Andy Anderson and Jeff Hynes knew about these unsolved and under worked crimes,  and did nothing

1996 – Year Jeff Hynes was added to the BRADY list for lying

898,098 – Total number of page views our blog has received since its inception in April, 2008

10,290 – Number of page views thus far in the month of November

$10,000 – Number of dollars Tracy Montgomery allegedly spent on attorney’s fees investigating how to sue and or shut down this site

14 - Best estimate according to our sources of the number of Phoenix city employees, Tracy Montgomery has "dated"

 200 – The multiplier that the dumb stupid cunt Tracy Montgomery would have needed to multiply her $10,000 by, in order to shut down (and own) this blog

3000+ - The number of Phoenix police officers happy and elated they weren't mentioned or discussed in this annual blog entry!

1 - The number one blog and website on the PLANET - BadPhoenixCops.com Where we destroy, vilify and excoriate any and all dirty cops in the Phoenix PD without remorse.  No one in the Phoenix PD has a conscience.  So why should we?

People Often Wonder – Why the Blog? Why the Website? Why such Disgust and Detest for Dirty Cops?

First of all HAPPY THANKSGIVING!  We hope you are having a happy and safe day with your families.   Be thankful that Jack Ass Harris was forced to retire for lying about the kidnapping stats.

Lets all hope and pray that all the dirty cops in the Phoenix PD slice their wrists whilst carving their turkey or pull a Mama Cass Elliot and choke on their turkey today.

We are often asked:  Why the blog?  Why the harsh messaging?  Why the funny satirical messaging? Why the potty humor?  Well here's one of the many reasons why you should hate, fight and detest dirty cops and it just makes our blood boil like the dumb gumba Mike Polombo during a "harassment" video interview. 

Check out this link

A Dirty Cop Who Needs An Ass Kicking

We don’t care where you stand on the issue of protesters.  We don’t care if you think they are a bunch of homeless worthless vagrants without purpose; or freeloaders complaining and whining about their cappuccinos and lost 401Ks.   Our country was founded on rebellion, protest and free speech, and to be treated badly by anyone is unacceptable, but by dirty cops is deplorable.  

What has happened to our country where cops feel they can get away with this without being hated, despised or worse?

We are firm believers in the post 9/11 world, cops have been raised to a level of demi-god where they think they can do what they want and demand what they want with such reckless abandonment.  When they end up getting killed for their arrogance and stupidity; we eulogize, praise and worship them with expensive funerals and blocked traffic from 67^th Ave to 7^th street. 

We were personally in a situation recently where we could have been a witness to something so the cop asked us for our driver's license.  When we refused he again asked for our name and social security number.  Our reply?  "We weren't driving a motor vehicle so we aren't required to produce a drivers' license and no where do I  ever need to give a cop my SS#.  I am not being a witness to anything!  See ya later!"  People were actually shocked and amazed we did this and walked away, but we know the law and so should you! 

Again we will remind you to watch the videos on why you should never, ever, ever, ever talk to a cop.  Retired cops explained it to us this way: 

Cops are like salesmen.  The more they sell (AKA arrest), the further they advance in their career.   If cops don't arrest people and get them convicted, they don't advance very far. Their goal isn't to help you but to catch you saying something wrong.

Never, Ever Talk to a Cop - Under Any Circumstances!

Back in May of 2011 two Buckeye, AZ cops were working an off-duty assignment at El Gran Mercado, where one is killed and the other shot after confronting some guys in the parking lot.  They were praised for dying in the line of duty and for their heroism?!! Yeah - In the line of duty and heroism working an off-duty job???!!!  Here's some advice - How about stop confronting people in a dark parking lot in plain clothes?

In the same timeframe, two drug enforcement officers were killed when their SUV went over train tracks and are hit and killed by a passing train.  They were praised for their valiant efforts in fighting drugs along the border??!! We actually considered giving them the Darwinism award and sending notes to the rest of the squad to look both ways when crossing train tracks, and some good advice in life is to avoid a loud whistle and flashing lights of a 25 ton locomotive.

Next time a homeless guys pisses on the 3^rd rail or a live electrical wire, maybe we should award them with the Ben Franklin award of merit and valor for perpetuating the discovery of electricity? 

Recently a truck driver died in Chandler, AZ  when his milk truck, rear ended an oil truck.  He was transporting milk to millions of people in Phoenix and helping them build healthy bones.  Where is his pomp-and-circumstance funeral for providing milk to millions of children and schools in Phoenix?  He choose his job just like a cop does, but for some reason the value of a cop is greater than anyone else and a cop gets the funeral that clogs our highways and newscast.

Many good cops agree with us.  If you hate this site, hate the language, hate the vitriolic message and hate the way we excoriate and vilify these dirty shitbags – then first hate the dirty lying thug cops who helped create it - dirty cops like Louie Tovar, Mike Polombo, Steve Soha, Andy Anderson, Jim Pina, all the FOJs - and the ultimate dirty cop, former police chief Jack Ass Harris. If it weren't for them, we would have nothing to write about and you would have no commentary to provide.

Absolute power will eventually corrupt absolutely, as you will see in this video.   Give any man power (and sometimes a gun, a badge, a blue uniform, some pepper spray and a mustache) and you will see the true essence of that man. 

And ask yourself the question:  Why on a college campus that produces doctors and scientists do cops have assault rifles?  This is one of the rare times that we firmly believe and support students being allowed to carry firearms on campus.

Absolute power will eventually corrupt absolutely.

We hope one thing - that every kid in this video is the son or daughter of a cop.

A Dirty Cop Who Probably Needed To Be Inflicted With High Speed Lead Poisoning

Joe Yahner’s daughter gets pulled over and Tracy Montgomery hits the Thorn on a Rose - A Rose Unlike One You Have Ever Scene!

We all know Joe Yahner is an incredible pussy - a ManGina – so much so - when he gets his pants tailored, Joe has to leave some extra room in the inseam for his ginormous vagina.

The only thing Joe will ever do is “act” like a police chief, because he isn’t qualified to do anything else.  And just look at the photo of Yahner.  Yahner reminds us of Dumbo – he has big ears and his mom is probably sitting in jail! 

We heard a funny story how on happy valley road, Joe Yahner’s daughter refused to pull over and was subsequently followed home.  This daughter was crying and hysterical, and when she pulled into the driveway with the squad car in tow, her mother came out screaming, “Do you know who she is?  She’s the chief’s daughter!”

So the, “What the Fuck Do We do Now?” meeting ensued in front of the recently divorced, ex- wife’s home of Joe Yahner. They called Joe for his input on the situation and for once Dumbo did the right thing.  Joe reportedly said, “I am not involved, and do what you think is right.”

Now this 16 year old daughter refused to pull over and was followed home. Sure she was scared and upset, but if this were any of us or our kid, we would be on TV with the Ghetto Bird swirling overhead and a slow speed chase being televised.  The Lieutenant on the scene, Lt. Chuck Williams had a tough call to make, but in typical corrupt Phoenix PD fashion decided to let her go and walk away.  He wants to make commander one day and is still living in the police department run by Jack Harris.  Lieutenants like Williams can’t do the right thing and arrest a Dumbo acting police chief’s kid because it won’t bode well for the future promotion prospects.
 
No one wants to see their kid in jail, but reason enough to arrest her was the reaction from the ex-wife with the absurd statement, “Do you know who she is?” Chuck Williams could have made an even bolder statement, but cowered like the rest of the cops we blog about.

Lieutenant Chuck Williams of the Phoenix PD lost his testicles that night. Chuck, if you go into Yahner's office, your balls are in the top left drawer next to your future promotion to Commander.

TRACY MONTGOMERY AND HER THORNLESS ROSE

Well it looks like Tracy Montgomery has a new lady…I mean man...I mean former man - now lady - friend on her arm.  We wonder how long this will last.  Anyone want to take bets? 
 

Out of the files of, “We Can’t Make This Shit Up”,  we found Tracy Montgomery’s new piece of arm candy on the web.  Here is the site of her new alleged mate:

Yikes! We Don't know What The Fuck This Is...

We know, "Every Rose has its Thorn" - but it appears this Rose had its thorn removed!  Too bad when they cut it off, they couldn't have given it to assistant chief Jim Pina.  We hear from his wife that Jim desperately needs something that resembles a real cock!

Like we have said in the past, we don’t fault a person like Tracy for liking hooch, or in this case a man-made Frankenstein hooch, so don't start banging your drum about how we hate gays and the transgender folks. 

But we do fault a person whose salary we pay and works in the public sectors dating/sleeping/eating/fucking a new person as if she were a rabbit or dog.  What we fault is putting one's tongue if every single hooch that passes you by and having zero discretion or discipline.  Is this really how Tracy Montgomery plans to, "help shape Arizona by 2020?"

When Tracy was licking Tambra Williams (then a fellow cop in Community Response) and ended the relationship, she had sergeant Brian Murray demote Tambra back to patrol!  This enraged the Lez-Gay-Bi-Transgender  (LGBT) community so much, they met with Jack "Ass" Harris, the lying fucktard Ed Zuercher and Dave Cavasos to throw Tracy Montgomery under the bus. They  asked why cops are always retaliated against in the Phoenix PD and why the fuck is Tracy Montgomery an assistant chief of anything?  At best she's probably a meter maid.  Imagine your kid is taking a class at ASU and the likes of Tracy Montgomery walks in as their professor!!??! Is she really teaching or is this her predator pool?

Tambra Williams Gets Booted After Breaking Up With Tracy Montgomery

And this new relationship for Tracy creates a whole host of questions for us, like - is this guy considered a fag hag? And if Tracy is with him, does this mean she’s going straight? And if a guy has a sex change to become a woman…but then dates a woman…is he truly gay?  If this Rose dude started seeing Chaz Bono…what then?

This one threw us for a loop.  We are simply speechless.  We know that Tracy is a worthless hatchet wound.  We can only hope when a real chief of police is hired, they realize just how worthless she is and demote her back to sergeant, patrol or make her top lesbian meter maid.

The 1992 Booking Photo and Another Domestic Violence Report - Michael T. Frazier – Former Phoenix Cop and Current Chief of Police in Surprise, Arizona. Mike Sure Likes to Assault Women!

We got a hold of the second DR (police report) on current Surprise police chief Mike Frazier and it ain’t looking too pretty. Back in 1992, Mike assaulted his now ex-wife Machelle, and then after he was released from Mesa jail, did it again.  None of this was ever in Mike Frazier’s Phoenix police department employee record and he claims he disclosed this to both the city of El Mirage and the City of Surprise, Arizona when he submitted his application to be their respective chief of police.

If this is true, it should create great pause with each of you.  Knowing that the city councils of both cities, along with the human resource departments, allowed a known domestic violence and woman beater to be their police chief is pretty disturbing.  One has to wonder what the secondary and tertiary candidates had on their record...child molestation and murder?   If it is not true, Mike lied (or omitted the offense in his job application) and should be added to BRADY and de-certified by AZ POST.

We know a few things about Mike.   He got a new set of cowboy boots (LOL!!!)

Obviously, he’s a dirty douchebag asshole who enjoys intimidating and assaulting women, but he grew up in Globe as a high school football star and appears to be trying to still earn his Letter.  We know he throws temper tantrums and enjoys man-handling women. 

But what we know best is that Mike Frazier is a dirty cop who used to work for Jack Ass Harris and was an FOJ – a Friend of Jack who covered up lots of indiscretions and fucked over a lot of good cops.  Now those good cops are helping us fuck Mike back, ten-fold on the World Wide Web. 

Metaphorically speaking - we are the horse and Mike is our little bitch with his shiny new boots.

Turn-about is fair play and as we have said – revenge is always a dish best served cold.

Enjoy the second DR. 

Second Arrest of Mike Frazier - WITH BOOKING PHOTO - Surprise, AZ Police Chief