Look at our photo of Public Safety Jack Ass - Jack Harris of the Phoenix PD on a motorcycle!
We asked for this photo and received it relatively quickly.
One can only imagine what we can't get!
What is up with the banded collar? Did he pick this up at Jeans West or JC Penney? Was he headed to a Back Street Boys concert and was he "
Hangin Tough?"
Next time you see a douchbag like this in your rearview mirror, be sure to empty your windshield wiper fluid on him.
We love the quote Jack Harris uses:
“Forgetting is the Supreme lie, with it comes denial and irresponsibility. Memory is the crown jewel of our evolution.”
We will be sure to forward this on to Attorney Jess Lorona who is about to depose Public Safety Jack Ass Harris on a few lawsuits. Let’s see how much Jack “forgets” during these depositions and during these trials.
How about those "likes":
"
Off duty I enjoy Basketball and Motorcycles"
He also likes relaxing in a hot bubble bath after a long day of rewriting the law. He also enjoys puppies, long walks on the beach at Sunset and polishing his 5th star.
Turn-offs include:
Women who can't take a punch, actually having to do something for the two paychecks he is collecting, outspoken critics, honest police officers, females who talk back and a police union that sees through his bullshit.
Thanks to our Phoenix PD Homicide source for sending this to us. Enjoy your $1000 cash reward.
