We got a hold of some nameplates for the jackasses in the Phoenix Police Department and SID.So is this Identity Theft? Would it be multiple violations?
The photo posted here is with a recent newspaper article, so you know this isn't an old photo - and they have already been "distributed" to our BPC network to make more photos with Potato Heads.
Rumor has it that SID is trying for "Identity Theft" now on Dave Barnes and on our Blogger. Could you please throw in Jaywalking too?
Folks - this is your tax dollar at work from the Morons and Assclowns in the Phoenix Police Department on the 4th Floor, under your chief Jack Ass Harris.
So Jack Ass Harris - we have a few questions: When one wear's a Halloween costume and a mask of some famous persona, is that Identity Theft too? When the comedian Frank Caliendo (who ironically happens to live here in Phoenix) does his impersonations on FrankTV- is that Identity Theft? Is Will Ferrell's comedy routine representing George Bush Identity Theft?
Since you are pretending to be a cop, when you are really a Public Safety Manager extorting the City of Phoenix for $4000 a week - isn't this Identity Theft? You show up everywhere with your uniform and your 5th star - aren't you impersonating a police officer?
God only knows how Connie stays with you. We have received emails from folks who know you personally and no one has anything positive to say. Arrogance, selfishness, and power hungry were some words used to describe you. We of course would add "jackass" "assclown" and "worthless" to our list of descriptors.
This sure will be an interesting trial, all the Discovery we need to do on every Maryvale cop who was serviced by Heather. And the stuff on Mike...oh boy! We have a line-up of cops ready to testify to tell his racist stories. Discovery is going to be a lot of fun!
We want to publically inform SID that we are distributing these nameplates to a few friends of ours to get some photos - so you may now add mail fraud to those Indictments? Maybe you should contact the FBI or the Postmaster General - or just call over to your liaison at the FBI, Potato Head Polombo. You should also call Interpol because these are guaranteed to leave the United States and are going on some International travels. Perhaps you should call the TSA and check every bag leaving the USA for nameplates?
If anyone wants to make up their own nameplate the font is Times New Roman.
"Homicide Sergeant" is 80% of scale with a 48 font and un-bolded.
The name, "Mike Polombo" is 100% scale with a 72 font bold. You may try it in Microsoft Word. It works perfectly.
It will cost you about $6-$7 at any local awards shop, but the long-term rewards are priceless. Tell them you need a 2X8 and a 2X6, etched black lettering on silver and they should have it done in about 20-30 minutes.We encourage everyone to do this and make their own set of Polombo nameplates. If you need our help, just send us an email - we know of a few floating around.
Just so you know, due to popular demand we will be starting a seperate website to post these photos of the famous nameplates as they travel the globe. It will be a nice collage of photos.
How's that for Harassment, Computer Fraud, Identity Theft and Petty Theft on the Polombo's and their nameplates?
Anything else we can add on?





















