We try not to digress from the focus of this blog; the sheer ineptitude, cover-up and corruption of Phoenix Police Chief Jack A. Harris, but occasional when someone in City government like Mayor Phil Gordon puts his foot in his own mouth, we just have to comment.
Phoenix City Mayor Phil Gordon has been on CNN and all over the news threatening to sue the State of Arizona for initiating Senate bill 1070 – the ability for his Phoenix police force to question and arrest those they believe to be in our country illegally.
Phil Gordon: We always knew you weren’t very bright but this has taken you over the edge. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming Phil!
Our city is the kidnapping capital of the US and illegal immigrants are a big problem locally and nationally. The empty cries of “
Racism” ,“
Governor Wallace” and “
1960s Selma” are rampant. Phil Gordon doesn’t give his Police department enough credit. Why doesn’t Phil Gordon just come right out and say that he believes his own Police department is too ignorant and too inexperienced to vet out illegal aliens because that’s really what he means with his backhanded commentary.
We all know there are dirty shitbag cops everywhere who will abuse this opportunity. You read about them day in and day out on this blog. But much like blacks are still harassed in Alabama, racism and profiling will always exist and we can only try to vet out and eradicate those dirty cops that spoil it for everyone.
The audacious analogies to Governor Wallace and Alabama are so far from the truth and so vastly different then the passage of Senate Bill 1070. We hate to have to school Phil Gordon here on history, but in Alabama during the 60s, those were US citizens being beaten in the streets, not illegal aliens being asked for their papers. You forget Phil that the part that bothers us all the most about illegal aliens is the
ILLEGAL part of it. It’s a crime Phil, plain and simple and cops are supposed to arrest people for crimes. You're not supposed to arrest people on bogus harassment claims made up by officers like Mike and Heather Polombo for (as they stated) "sullying" their "great" reputation(s).
It’s not our problem Mexico is corrupt. It not our problem they make $3 per day and its not our job to take care of them, offer them amnesty, coddle them or ignore them unless their country is violating their civil rights and its a mission of mercy. It
is your job as our mayor to protect us, protect our city and keep them out. If I must pay $6 dollars for a head of lettuce and $30 for a car wash so that in return I won’t be chased leaving Home Depot, I might get to see a doctor in the ER within 30 minutes, and not worry about unlawful home invasions (except of course by the Phoenix PD) - then so be it and ask away! If you are so worried about protecting civil rights Phil, then why haven’t you fired your Jack Ass 5 star chief of Police with all his cronies and called in the Feds to help with a consent decree after seeing all these memos from officer Phil Roberts?
The irony Phil is you let blatant corruption and civil rights violations occur every day in Phoenix, and now when given a soapbox to stand on, you try to be a hero when all you have shown is how inept and blind you are to the true issues in our city.
We think those that have something to worry about, are those that have something to hide – like the logs from your Phoenix police sponsored security detail.
Phil we know very well why you and the city have denied all public records requests, and don’t want to release your private security details notes. It’s not for security reasons at all. The only protection you seem to need is from yourself Phil Gordon. The rumors of your pill popping and drunkenness are becoming legendary. You turn over cops and security people faster then Carter’s Got Pills. Or was the saying, “Gordon’s Got Pills?”…we forget.
Your private security detail seems to have to more to do about getting you cleaned up, sobered up, showered up, along with getting your pipes cleaned from booty calls to Elissa Mullany, then anything else. Being drunk, stupid and hooked on oxycontin is no way to go through life Phil. Just ask some of your cops who are friends and confidants of Jack Harris.

Mayor Phil Gordon we don’t mind you getting laid from a steady fuck buddy who helped wreck your marriage, even if she did indirectly work for you and you funneled money to her for services rendered (wink,wink). We think the more sex one has the better they can become. God knows Heather sure is trying as well as some of those skirt chasers like Lt. Joe Knott and Stan Hoover. We just don’t feel the need to pay for your private pussy wagon~drunk bus....or whatever you want to call it - to cover your indiscretions at a cost of $1M+ annually to taxpayers. If we are going to get fucked up and laid - we'll do it in the privacy of our own home and not use the city to pay for an armed, chauffeur service.
If I were mayor, I would immediately save this City $1M and drop it, why can't you?
And who exactly is your security detail protecting you from Mayor Gordon? Protecting you from being kidnapped or hurt because of all the drug lords and illegal aliens?
Kind of ironic, isn’t it?
Post Script:
We were told Mayor Phil Gordon’s security detail reads this blog. We hope you guys liked the truth being told about the perpetually inebriated Mayor Phil Gordon. The bounty stands on him as well: $1000 for any dirt (photos, records, etc.). if you have them. If you have a photo of an inebriated Phil getting a mouth hug in a car, we would love to see it.