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Thursday, September 29, 2011

September Article in Phoenix Magazine – An Interview with Former Chief Jack Ass Harris. The Arrogance and Ineptitude Continues…

If you haven’t seen the latest issue of Phoenix Magazine (September, 2011) on newsstands you must read the story on former police chief Jack Ass Harris.  Nothing but arrogance surrounds this man.


We only hope one day to find this prick cruising through Cave Creek on his motorcycle in our rearview mirror, so we can empty an entire container of windshield wiper fluid on him.  Please Jack Ass - don’t ever wear a helmet!  You’ll be doing so many citizens in Phoenix a huge disservice if you do!

LINK to - Top Jack Ass - Jack Harris in September, PHOENIX MAGAZINE

For a douchebag who wants to retire and keep a low profile, this isn’t the way to do it.  Imagine hiring him as a consultant for your trial? HA!

And he makes the claim that he had surgery to correct a torn ACL in his knee? 

Don’t fool yourself.  The only reason Jack Harris walks with a limp is because for nine months he dodged a coat hanger from his skank, white-trash mother and truck driver father.

 Enjoy the read and when you are done, print it out, take a shit and wipe your ass with it.