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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Why We All Call Jack Harris - Chief Jackass and the Biggest Horses Ass in Phoenix (Phil Gordon And Andrew Thomas Are Close In 2nd Place)

BPC was sitting around with few of our Phoenix PD friends the other night discussing your Chief Jack Ass and why we think he is worthless. This was on the heels of the Channel 5 /CBS story on Ron Snodgrass and how Jack Ass Harris only gave him a written reprimand for having porn on his computer and showing it Linnea Knowles. This story is all over the place.

Here are a few links to bring you up to speed.

http://www.kpho.com/news/18417972/detail.html

http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoenix/articles/2009/01/07/20090107phxsnodgrass0107.html

We also Blogged about this same subject back in early September of 2008.

http://badphoenixcops.blogspot.com/2008/09/ron-snodgrass-jack-harris-dan-olson-and.html

This also made it to the Joe Crummy Show on KTAR (January 6th) and he states how it's a "self inflicted wound and will only make it harder for you to get support for the Phoenix PD."

http://ktar.net/blogs/crummey/

(Fast forward the audio player to 1:28 and 45 seconds to get right to the discussion)

And it was on JD Hayworth's show on KFYI

http://kfyi.com/pages/podcast-archives.php?pname=jdhayworth.xml

(Scroll down to January 6 4:00PM and the story titled "A police Sergent gets a slap on the wrist for showing an adult entertainment website to a co-worker."

So after a little wine and thinking things through, this is what we came up surmised. We hope Chief Ass Harris reads this:


1) Jack, one would think having served in the Marines, you might have learned something about integrity, respects, scruples, discipline or leadership. It is clear the Corp taught you none of these things. Your lack of leadership and discipline is so apparent. You either don’t have the balls or the brains to do what needs to be done in the PPD. It's not about "protecting your boys" Jack, it's about doing a job for all citizens and to be fair and impartial doing it.

2) The recent story on Channel 5 about Ronnie Snodgrass is a testament to your ineptitude and bad judgment. Your own internal investigation found that Ronnie had porn on his computer. Your own folks recommended – albeit a weak suspension - of 8 hours of pay for Ronnie. You overruled this while at the same time recommended that a 20+ year Scottsdale officer be suspended for 8 months and forced into resigning from the Scottsdale PD. How do you sleep at night and justify this decision?

3) The story had the MAC committee noting your wrong doing. You can read the link here with what Alton Washington wrote to you

http://www.azplea.com/docs/Letter_of_Expectation.pdf

and what the City Auditor, Randy Spenla's commentary was one your favoritism towards Ron Snodgrass

http://www.azplea.com/docs/Appearance.pdf

Your job is to lead and set examples. You did neither of these with Ron Snodgrass.

4) Now we hear that Ron Snodgrass has applied to be a Reserve Officer. God knows he couldn’t fit into any uniform, handle Patrol, fit behind a driver's seat nor write a report - so we assume this is more on Ronnie’s greed and boondoggle to extort money from the City. We also know that since Ronnie retired in the middle of this investigation, that your rules state if you leave midway of an investigation with no closure, one forfeits their right to become a cop or a Reserve Officer. Ronnie’s application would hence be denied.

Even though Alton Washington made it very clear to you that you need to be impartial and should stay away from this case. We heard Jack that you personally called up Scott Finical (Chief of the Reserves and attorney at Fennemore Craig) and told him that you wanted Ronnie to be a Reserve Officer, regardless of Ronnie's open, non-finalized investigation. We have heard this from several cops in the PPD. This action will send such ripple throughout your department, you are simply too stupid to realize the harm you will do. Any officer in the past who was denied admittance to the Reserves for an open investigation, can now sue the City of Phoenix. Any officer who resigned in disgrace can now become a Reserve Officer because Ronnie will set the precedence.

Don't you see this Jack or are you too busy polishing your fifth star in Hawaii? The rumors are flying that your visit to Hawaii coincided with Obama's visit too, and that you are cooking a deal under Napolitano in Homeland Security. Is it that you just don't give a shit about Phoenix and the PD anymore?

5) How about Steve Soha? This guy has disappeared and must be in hiding. He pled guilty to DUI and served a day in jail…Did he bother telling anyone this, including his boss? Nope he didn’t. We are facing budget cuts and layoffs…Steve Soha should be the first on your list to be shit canned. He is worthless and should never be cop. He can’t go back to Iraq with the Corp because of his DUI, so his best job will be Target security with Little Louie Tovar. This is another example Jack of how you protect someone that hurts the moral of the entire department. No one ever taught you about cutting your losses and moving on.

Jack Harris: Plain and simple – you suck and are a horses ass. You lack experience, leadership, and decision making. If this were the 17th century, you would have been thrown overboard, set adrift in a long boat or tarred/feathered and run out of town. You can’t lead, no one likes you and no one respects you. Any good sergeant, lieutenant and officer worth their salt gives us everything on the inside to help sink your ship and the ship of all your FOJs. The only people who support you are your Asst chief’s who have their head up your ass or because you all have dirt on each other. It is truly an honor among thieves with you and the entire 4th Floor. You are your leadership team are one big snake...A snake that needs it's head cut off by the Department of Justice with a Consent Decree.

6) And finally take a long hard look at the photo of a pompous, greedy , slob:



This is what you are protecting. Doesn’t this photo alone tell you enough?

Don't they kinda look the same?

Friday, January 2, 2009

Congratulations to Jack Ass Harris for Being the Number One Voted Story - And For Assisting in the Murders of 7 Citizens in Phoenix!

Great job Chief Jack Ass. The people have spoken and out of all the stories in the Valley, Channel 5’s expose’ on how 7 additional people died in Phoenix that were tied to the “Baseline Killer” and the missing DNA swab won top spot.

Great job Jackass!

Here’s a link to the story to those that missed it.


Now an entirely separate issue is that someone with the initials TWS that is currently in prison is most definitely the Baseline Killer…but that’s irrelevant to Andrew Thomas, Phil Gordon, Chief Jack Ass and those boys in Homicide! The Phoenix PD got a minority in jail and convicted, so they are quite happy!

It would be way too easy and simple to get TWS’ DNA and see if there is a match greater than the mere 23% that convicted Mark Goudeau. Alex Femenia could probably request this in his new job, but won’t. There could easily be a retrial, but they won’t do it. They would rather bask in the glory that someone is in jail for the crimes and keep patting each other on the back!


Well Jack Ass and DNA Swab story won top spot. The live story with Commander Chuck Miller and Billy Coleman’s commentary is priceless. Miller is such befuddled fucktard - he didn’t know what to say – got up and left – and came back. "There are just so many moving parts to this complex case" he stated. What a moron. While he may be easy on the eyes, the man’s brains must in his dick. We heard he’s been caught screwing anything with a hole and a grip, in the PPD.

Coleman was great, and was very outspoken on the flaws in the PPD and the Crime Lab under Moonraker “Jaws” Montgomery. Do you think Jack and the FOJs will try to get back at Billy and issue a baseless NOI?

Note to Tracy Montgomery: The dream is over sister. If you are in your 40s and your grill looks like Jimmy-Crack-Corn (and we don't care!) why change it? Unless of course it has conflicted all these years with your "cunning linguist" approach to your female friends.


What was not addressed is this mysterious swab that was lost – then found.
Where was it? Who found it? Was it in Mike Polombo’s garage? In Joe Balloon Knott’s ass?


After they analyze this swab, they then tie it to Mark Goudeau. It all sounds way too surreptitious and covert to believe.


Anyway…Congratulations Jack Ass Harris. You did a fine and wonderful job helping 7 additional citizens in Phoenix lose their lives, all in part to your ineptitude and the ineptitude of your lab and your snatch licking Assistant Chief running it.


We hope you feel very proud of your achievement! The Baseline Killer obtained national recognition and has been noted as probably the most important case in Phoenix history.


Thanks for fucking it up and killing 7 people!


One more thing...


Here's a photo of the Polombo's nameplates, on a tour of the Hoover Dam. Maybe your assclown Balloon Knott Joe can pull some video tapes at the Hoover Dam. We have photos of them in Chicago and New York as well, that we will be posting soon.