You’re Welcome Sergeant Bret Draughn – We’re Helping You “Spread the Word” About Phoenix Cops Being Limited on the Number of Rounds They Receive!

File this one folks under “WTF??”

The Phoenix PD are limiting the number of rounds (bullets) that cops can shoot. 

Yeah…Can you believe it?  Funny how the rest of us can get ammo, but the Phoenix PD can't?  Where are they trying to buy their ammo...WalMart?

C'mon Chief Danny! Can't you take some of the money wasted on annual Oath of Office Recertification and buy 100 rounds of ammo?

Based upon our calculations, this should cost $520 max. ($.52 per round). Can't you put this kind of money together? Maybe take some of the overtime money your newly appointed commander Joe “Balloon” Knott gave himself when he worked homicide? $520 is about one callout per year for him!  Maybe sell all the ketchup spilled on Stan Hoover's uniform shirt back to McDonalds? That should net at least $600 itself! 

Maybe if they put all these fat fucks like the Pina brothers or the Polombos on diets, they might save on the uniform allowances?   So if these fat fucks are too out of shape to chase criminals, and now they have no ammo...then what are they going to do?   Lob insults?  Use strongly worded messages?

Policing with a Porpoise?  Smells like a bunch of dead fish to us. 

Geez Danny Garcia – what a horrific thing to do to the 5th largest police department in the country.  Is this one of those things you were taught in Dallas?

The rumor is that during Danny's range qualification in Phoenix, he couldn't hit the broad side of Benny Pina's ginormous ass from seven yards, and hence had to be given a "secret" "special" qualification test without anyone around to see it.

 Go back to Dallas you midget, Napoleonic moron.


From: Draughn, Bret
Sent: Monday, March 25, 2013 2:38 PM
To: Training Rep Grp
Cc: Moore, David (Lt.)
Subject: Suspension of 100 rounds per month

Effective immediately the Department will be suspending the 100 rounds per month program for Department personnel. Due to budgetary issues, increasing cost of ammunition, and the difficulty in getting ammunition in a timely basis the Department must begin to carefully manage what ammunition we have on hand.  Don't shoot the messenger folks (not that you really could afford to anyway...)  

Please help me in spreading the word so we can limit how many folks needlessly drive to the Training Bureau and find out they can't get ammunition.

The one exception to this will be for those in the Skill Builder Program who, by policy, are required to practice. They will be allowed to get ammunition and get in their mandatory practice but will be limited to 50 rounds per session. 

In an unprecedented move and with the advent of the movie Hunger Games, we are going to allow archery practice at the range to help alleviate this problem.  Chief Danny is requesting this Renaissance  - that we all start going "old school" on future criminals.   Fencing practice will begin next week.

Sorry for the inconvenience but if we don't start to manage this now we will run out of ammunition with a lot of mandatory training and qualifications that have to take place.  We also want to ensure that idiots like detective Anthony Brokaw don't shoot themselves in the ass again, and waste rounds needlessly.

Thank you for helping me  spread the legs of Heather Polombo spread the word.

If the situation doesn't improve over the next few months, we are going to start issuing Molotov cocktails to all patrols, with the bottles generating from Stan Hoover’s recycle bin.


Sergeant Bret Draughn
Phoenix Police Department
Training Bureau - Firearms Training Detail
Work Days: Monday-Friday
Work Hours: 0600-1600 hours
Phone Number: 602-534-0671
Email address: bret.draughn@phoenix.gov
"POLICING WITH A PORPOISE"

Phoenix Police to Shield Radio Traffic – And Why is This A Good Idea?

First off - we have receives so many emails about the "adult content warning"  when you reach our sight.  This appears from time to time and in the past we have shut it off.  Due to the overwhelming response and the amount of city officials who read this site, we're thinking of leaving the "adult content warning" on - forcing all those city employees to show and label their work computer viewing adult content on the web.   We haven't noticed a drop in our hits and we think this is another way to force-fuck these dirty cops into selecting Adult Content.

Here’s a story that should scare the bejesus out of everyone.   The Phoenix police want to encrypt their radio traffic from police scanners.

Link: Phoenix PD Shield Radio Traffic to Help Alter Crime Scenes

They site one reason was the recent office shooting in Phoenix, were the alleged gunman’s address was posted on the radio and media outlets were there before the cops were.



On St. Patty’s Day,

Lt. Stan Hoover stops by Bevmo

 

And that’s a bad thing? 

If we lived in that neighborhood and had a scanner, don’t we deserve to know?  Why are cops given something we are not?  Who do they work for again?

Anytime cops want to “shield” something from citizens to “preserve a crime scene” should be suspect.  They do things for their exclusive benefit, and not yours.  By way of example cops carry a gun for one reason – to protect themselves.  Most lemmings believe that cops carry guns to protect citizens!   HA!    Obama is protected.  You are not. Know and understand the difference. 


I feel harassed Theron!

Someone snapped a photo of my gunt!

We know first-hand and often read about dirty cops planting evidence, stealing from crime scenes and manipulating the same, for their benefit.  Shielding their radio traffic only gives them better cloaking and provides no transparency to citizenry.  

Next they’ll pass a law that we can’t video tape or photograph  Mike and Heather Polombo’s fat asses at a crime scene or any crime in progress.  They'll call it tampering with their investigation and label it harassment!


We just keep empowering these creeps and bullies and we can only hope that some smarter citizens develop and create encryption devices to out-smart the Phoenix PD.  


If someone in the Phoenix PD has insight into the encryption, we will post any work-arounds or how to de-encrypt the radio calls,

Chief Garcia is Really a Moron! An Idiot That Needs to Go! - And Take Ed Zuercher With Him!

Same crap…different police chief.  One wonders if Jack Ass Harris would have been better or worse?  It seems Garcia and Harris are equally inept and incompetent at managing and fixing the Phoenix PD.   Both are corrupt lying shitbags.

Last month lieutenant Joe "Balloon" Knott was promoted to a commander!  Can you believe Balloon Knott is a commander?  The “S” in his middle name stands for “Stupid.” Thanks to chief Garcia, this assclown is now in a leadership position. Someone told us a longtime ago that Joe Knott's family tree is a cactus, because everyone in it is a little prick - jusr like Joe.  The only positive thing about Joe Knott (we hope) would be his HIV status.

Then as a follow-on to our prior blog posting, Danny Garcia clearly violated protocol by not allowing any heterosexual white-men attend the Obama Inauguration.  For this discriminatory act, all he receives is a “Letter of Concern” from the village idiot and assistant city manager, Ed Zuercher.

A Letter of Concern?   WTF is THAT!!!!

In response, We thought it would be appropo to publish our own letter of concern to Ed:

LINK to Ed Zuercher's Letter of Concern - What a Joke!

From:  BadPhoenixCops
To: Ed Zuercher – Assistant City Manager, City of Phoenix
RE:  Letter of Concern
March 19, 2013

Dear Mr. Zuercher:

We are concerned you are an imbecile and a fucktard.

The way you covered for and protected Chief Garcia, makes us wish your father pulled out. 

We will pray every day your family gets cancer and your daughter ends up a stripper.

Warmest Regards,

BadPhoenixCops