Happy Birthday to Us, Happy Birthday to Us! BadPhoenixCops! Four Years of Excoriating The Worst of the Worst in Phoenix Arizona and There’s No Stopping Us!

We can’t believe that it has been four years since this site and blog were started.

233 Blog posts. 
Over 2,500 comments.
Nearly 1 million viewers and followers.

It’s our Birthday!

We have been destroying, excoriating, vilifying and embarrassing Bad Phoenix Cops and moronic city officials since 2008 - and were damn proud of it!  Our goal and mantra have been the same since day one:  We exposure all their dirty deeds and indiscretions in the most public forum possible.  From their DUIs, to their sexual trysts, to their child molesting sons, to their pock-marked faces - our intent is to make their Phoenix police job…their last job in public service…and to ensure the private sector is aware of the disservice they did to the Phoenix community so they are eminently unemployable.  We do what they do...to so many honest law abiding citizens. We use their own rules, their own ops orders and their own people against them and we have no reason to stop or slow down, until wrongs are made right! We call them assclowns, fucktards and cunts and when a Phoenix motor is riding on our ass, we blast our windshield wiper fluid all over them!

We have no mercy, we have no remorse, we carry no guilt, we have no conscience, we subscribe to no religion, we hold nothing sacred, and we have zero respect for any cop labeled and listed on this blog. We received veiled threats on a weekly basis.  When they threaten us with legal action, our noose just gets tighter and it gets worse and more public for them. We publish everything, redact nothing and let the public know it all.   We can’t be stopped and our forces grow stronger every month.  There's only thing that will shut down this site; lots of cops getting fired and indicted…and of course lots of money to buy this website.

So in true Birthday fashion we will be hosting our annual Spring Birthday Happy Hour to gather with our friends.  Let's celebrate our success and the demise of Jack Harris and all other dirty shitbags in the Phoenix PD.  We will be handing out free jars of Tovar peanut butter to all who attend.

We won’t post the address here, but if you are interested in attending, hit us up on the Hushmail email BadPhoenixCops@hushmail.com  and spread the word. You can also contact the good cops in the Phoenix PD as they will know.  Bring a friend, bring yourself, or bring your own jar of peanut butter!   The first few rounds are on us! 

Also feel free to invite a Tovar (even the molester), invite a Pina (either the really fat one or the little one featured to the left) , invite a Harris or and Anderson and we will tell them EXACTLY what we publish here, right to their face, as we get loaded with vodka!

One more thing...Fuck Mike Polombo and his dumb cunt wife Heather!

David Cavasos: Why On Earth Would You Hire Gerald Richard into a Position Working for the new Chief? Richard Was the Man Who Ran The Employment Bureau When Louie Tovar Junior Applied to Become a Cop and Was Going Through His Peanut Butter Phase!

Gerald Richard. 

The name is synonymous with stupidity, ineptitude and every bad cop on this blog.  Just look at that forehead!  You could watch a fullscreen movie on that thing!  His head looks like when actors cover their hair and pretend they are bald!

Gerald Richard fucked up more stuff in the Phoenix PD so they moved him out and he found a job in the Attorney General’s Office.

Since Cavasos wants some diversity in the Phoenix PD and to appease the black community, he is paying Gerald Richard upwards of $120-130K a year to be a black liason to incoming Chief Garcia – and Garcia doesn’t even know about this!   One would think an incoming chief would want to create and have input on this position...No?


As a matter of fact no one knows about this – so yet again – we posted it here first and Cavasos is scambling to figure out how we know.

Now were not saying this position isn’t need, and there probably should be a liaison with the black community in Phoenix…but Gerald Richard?  The only worse black cop you could have is Chris Crockett – the man with 14 kids and no wives to speak of, and has more DVs against than Chris Brown!  Crockett makes OJ Simpson look good.  Crockett is such a fuckup, after they put him in charge of South Mountain - he had the cops called out to his house the next day on a DV.   Black criminals from the Projects look up to Chris Crockett and admire the way he abuses women!

But Gerald Richard?

If you haven’t experience Gerald Richard – well get ready for a ride on the short bus.  It will be like the Special Olympics took over City Hall!

Gerald Richard is about as useful as a dick flavored lollipop.   Gerald Richard will ultimately fuck something up.   He will make incoming Chief Garcia look like an assclown, undoubtedly before Garcia even arrives.  Gerald Richard isn’t fit to lick butter from our ass.  Imagine paying this useless fuckstick $120K-$130K per year, in our budget shortfall?   Can’t we hire more street cops for this money to support the black community or does this just make too much sense, Mr. Cavasos?  What an insult to the black community.

To make matters worse and since the public relations position was fucked up so badly by Murray Andy Anderson, they are having a girl from the Aviation department handle public relations for incoming chief Garcia.

It appears the city of Phoenix has money to spend to correct all the fuckups from the previous administration - most of whom are still there with names like Yahner, Montgomery and Pina - assistant chiefs who helped destroy the PPD, yet still maintain a multi 6 figure salaries!

But to make a further mistake by putting Gerald Richard in charge of anything is just pissing money away.  There's so many more qualified people for this liaison position like Andrew Zimmerman and members of the KKK.

Gerald Richard?  Really?   Geez Cavasos must be really inept and desperate and don't conduct any due dilegence or history checks.  We also will have a blog posting on how while driving the suicide lanes in Phoenix, Cavasos used his power and influence to get out of a ticket.  We also heard that about a year and a 1/2 ago, Cavasos was stopped for a DUI by the Phoenix PD and allowed to drive home! 

And how does this story come full circle?  When Louie Adrian Tovar III was having his dog lick peanut butter from his balls and fondling little boys, take one guess who was the division commander over the Phoenix PD Employment Bureau and helped in the cover up?  Yep - you guessed it!  The fucktard Gerald Richard.  

These dirty cops are all interconnected like a Bizzaro Dicken's novel.

Wait until PLEA finds out…and the incoming police chief...and Phoenix city council. 

But they can read this blog to find out before you tell them.  Oh - and we sent an email to incoming chief Garcia tonight.

The Amazing Lengths The Phoenix PD Will Go To Cover Something Up. Let's Not Charge A Child Molester - But Rather - Let's Charge A Cop For Not Reporting It!

As we said at the end of our last Blog, the Phoenix PD will go through some incredible lengths to protect their own and lay blame on someone else, not from the inner circle of former police chief Jack Ass Harris.

Meet Phoenix police officer Aaron Thomas.  We hear Aaron isn't a bad cop, but the Phoenix PD sure wanted him to be.

When the public records request on Skippy peanut butter investor Louie Adrian Tovar fell into our hands, we received the entire criminal investigation into Officer Thomas.

What was this for? 

Incredibly, his failure and the failure of his subordinate to report child molestation and sex crimes to authorities.

Click the links here to see how they tried to railroad this guy.  We'll explain "the why" below.

LINK - PART 1 - Aaron Thomas Criminal Investigation

LINK - PART 2 - Aaron Thomas PSB Investigation (Internal Affairs)


All Police officers since the early 1960s, along with all doctors are required by law to report any notion of sexual molestation to authorities. Naturally this law does not apply to any members of the Tovar family who are Phoenix cops, namely commander Louie Tovar and his brother sergeant Mark Tovar.  They don’t need to report anything since the self admitted molester Louie Adrian Tovar was Louie Tovar's own son and Mark’s nephew. Also at this time, commander Louie Tovar ran the sex crimes division and would have to launch an investigation into his own kid.  But for all other cops and doctors, it is a Felony to not report crimes against children.  So to lay blame, the Phoenix PD launched an internal and criminal investigation into Aaron Thomas.

The story is bizarre because Aaron Thomas was the supervising officer to Steve Checketts and really didn't have any direct interaction with Louie Adrian Tovar, BUT technically was the supervisor and the only one left to blame.  Steve Checketts was the cop working with employment services and the one who should have reported the molestation; the true fall guy. We will never know if he did or did not report the crimes.  Unfortunately (or fortunately for the Tovars) Steve Checketts died in 2006 while receiving a hand-job at a massage parlor. 

No seriously. 

He died of a heart attack at a massage parlor a day after he retired from the PPD.   The rub-n-tug turned into a rub-n-cardiac. He both came and went at the same time.


No one is supposed to know this, but we do. Now wouldn’t that be the photo to use in a Christmas party PowerPoint!!?? It’s entirely possible Checketts did report this to commander Tovar of the sex crimes bureau, but commander Tovar would have hid it because it was his own kid.

Since dead men tell no tales and since shit rolls upstream; they needed a fall guy, hence this bogus, smoke screen investigation into Aaron Thomas.

This is a fairly comprehensive investigation.  We only wish Louie Adrian Tovar’s investigation was this thorough and this public.  

Notice how the Phoenix PD didn’t redact anything in these reports related to Aaron Thomas?

They redacted the names of the victims (which they should) but what's bizarre is how the Phoenix PD took full liberties to redact commander Louie Tovar’s name, sergeant Mark Tovar’s name and the sexual predator who committed the crimes – Louie Adrian Tovar III. 

The only name you see in these reports are Aaron Thomas and not the perp, his dad or his uncle?  Why?  Are they afforded some special priviledge that the rest of us are not?


Crazy.  Don’t you think?  We think it's a wee bit fucked up, but then again nothing surprises us with these creep and crooks known as the Phoenix PD.

There is something rotten in Denmark and the Phoenix PD aren’t talking about it and are definitely trying to hide it.

Read the Latest on the Tovar Papers – Attorney Joel Robbins Sends a Cease and Desist to A Blogger Who Doesn’t Own The Site! The Tovar Family of Cops Keeps Losing With This One!

It still amazes us to this day.  It has been almost four years since this site has been up and running;  destroying and vilifying dirty, rotten, cops in the Phoenix PD - and these guys still don’t get it or understand the Internet.  More money wasted on lawyers and all that’s going to happen is it’s going to get worse and more public for them. 

Read the letter from attorney Joel Robbins and see Jeff’s reply putting this douche in his place.  Joel Robbins doesn't realize any correspondence he sends, will be sent to us and posted.  Nothing is secret, no protections given, no special deals made - unless people are giving us dirt on BadPhoenixCops.  There's more blog below the letter - so scroll down and keep reading.

Joel Robbins Cease and Desist Letter to BadPhoenixCops.com


It is interesting how Joel Robbins won’t disclose who he is representing (yet we can all surmise) and is more interested in saving face then seeing that a child molester is put in jail.  And he makes the salacious claim that this blog disclosed the names of the victims here? 

Really?   Where? 

We have never disclosed the victim’s names and don’t care to know the kids names.  Anyone who is a father or a mother in Arizona is a victim while this predator is on the loose.   We think Joel Robbins needs to give up and get a life and find some better clients to represent.  We know this economy sucks but he needs a better screening process.

What’s getting better is this story on Louie Adrian Tovar’s police application.   His subsequent admission to molesting kids and dog sex is getting both interesting and disturbing.    Not only does the DR (police report) abruptly end in April 2009 with the investigating cop getting a promotion, but there is no follow up and no file within the county prosecutor’s office. 

Nothing.  It just ends. With no follow through.

It’s as if the case simply vanished into thin air after April, 2009.

We are working with current and former sex crimes cops, attorneys and the media and no one is finding anything after April, 2009.  After reading the DR our phone was ringing off the hook with sex crimes cops inquiring with, “WTF????”  What a sweet deal Louie Adrian Tovar got!  Hmmm.  Let’s see….Molest kids, view child porn, smear peanut butter on your dick for Fido,  tell the cops, wait three years, view more child porn, tell the cops again and nothing happens to you.

Wow.  What a great deal and a great city we live in. Welcome to Phoenix Chief Garcia!   Enjoy cleaning up this mess known as the Phoenix PD or as we call them assclowns, fucktards and creeps. 

We have no clue which cop you will pick as your executive chief, but here’s a hint PICK NO ONE FROM THE PHOENIX PD. There isn’t an honest, admirable soul left with any integrity since none of them have the balls to stand up and fix things.  Any man who works in the Phoenix PD who is a father should be enraged at this juncture. Chief Garcia you will want a person of action and a GSD (Get Shit Done) exec to support you.  What does this whole story tell you? Where are all those cops who were competing for your job, touting their experience, leadership and capabilities?  Where are they now?  Have they contacted you? 

We doubt it.

For Louie Adrian Tovar III, it must be nice to have had your father in charge of child sex crimes and your uncle at the Academy while you are molesting kids.  What happens if your father is in charge of homeland security, burglary or vice?   Do we get to freely plant bombs, steal shit and bang whores without consequence?

Rumors were flying that maybe Louie Adrian Tovar took a plea or maybe the case was sealed, but there would be a record of this too.  We would be able to see, “Case was sealed by Judge Effing Moron,” but after consulting several attorneys and having them look and ask; not even this exists.  There would also be more of a trail after April, 2009 including a pediatrician’s report that verifies the ages of the kids in the porn, a grand jury, an indictment and a host of other things in a file from the prosecutor’s office.  But there is no file in the prosecutor’s office.  This leads us to believe this went nowhere and Louie Adrian Tovar got off, not only on little kids and puppies, but without consequence because of the job his dad and uncle hold.

Also Jeff is correct, A.R.S. § 13-705 has mandatory sentencing, mandatory sex offender registration and lifetime probation – none of which appear to exist with Louie Adrian Tovar III – son of Phoenix commander Louie Andrew Tovar and nephew of sergeant Mark Tovar who works at the Academy. 
When we view the metrics and visitors for BadPhoenixCops.com…

• We see the Department of Justice view this site.
• We see the FBI views this site.
• We see MCSO views this site.
• We see Homeland Security views this site.
• We see people in the Dallas PD view this site.
• We see people in Arizona government view this site.
• We see people in the county prosecutor’s office view this site.

And society wonders why cops get no respect and why people hate cops?   If this blatant corruption and cover up didn’t exist, there wouldn’t be this website and blog.

Fix problems like this and society might surprise you.

You want to know how fucked up the Phoenix PD is? 

They put more effort into investigating the officers for NOT reporting this, then into prosecuting the individual who did the molestation!!! They wanted a fall guy other than Louie Adrian Tovar!

Don't believe us?   Then wait for our next blog, later this week.