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Monday, April 5, 2010
The Murder of Nina White / How the Phoenix Crime Lab and Lieutenant Joe Knott Let a Murderer Roam the Streets of Phoenix for Six Years
On August 26, 2004, Nina White spent the evening gambling at a Scottsdale casino where she won approximately $5,000. She was followed home by Michael Hawkins, murdered in her driveway and robbed. At the crime scene, the detectives found a dead woman shot, a broken window, and a blood trail that lead from her driveway and down the street. Even Heather Polombo could figure out that this woman was murdered, that the perp cut himself on something (probably the window), and that he bled while walking down the street to an awaiting car with $5 grand in his pocket.
Most competent people would have requested the crime lab conduct an analysis of the blood in the driveway and the trail down the street. Well, the detectives on the case did, but they were overruled by both Joe Knott and the crime lab. The lab and Balloon Knott believed the blood trail was that of the victim, Nina White.
We could imagine the discussion with Joe Balloon Knott and the hard working detectives, trying to get the blood sample sent and analyzed by the crime lab:
Detective: Lt. Knott, I really think we should test the blood trail. It could be the perp’s.
Joe Knott: No way. It will cost too much. It has to be the victim’s blood.
Detective: But don’t you think we should test it anyway?
Joe Knott: I finally figured out why women have boobs – so that I have something to look at while I am talking down to them.
Detective: Um...shouldn’t we test the blood? How could her blood drip down the street?
Joe Knott: (pointing to a female detective): Doesn’t she have a great turd cutter?
Detective: It just has to be the blood of the perp. He might be in our database.
Joe Knott: Did you see the porn on Ronnie’s computer? He’s got some good stuff!
Detective: Um…I guess this conversation has ended?
Joe Knott: Yep. I’ll be in Ronnie Bear’s office if you need me, rubbing one out to some great granny porn.
… Or something like that.
Why not test the blood? Why not try and solve a crime? Why not put this multi-million dollar lab to work? It might only stop future murders and help keep this guy off the street.
After repeated requests, the detectives were told by the lab and Lieutenant Joe Knott that the blood trail was negative and came back as the victim’s blood. Oh really? If you believe that, then we have some nameplates to sell you – dirt cheap.
Now fast-forward six years. This murderer is roaming our streets while Lieutenant Joe Knott goes off to the FBI academy to hone his sexual harassment skills. An anonymous tip comes in, and after six years, the Phoenix PD arrest Michael Hawkins, when all they had to do was analyze the blood/DNA six years ago to find him.
Congratulations to the Phoenix PD and Lieutenant Joe “Balloon” Knott on a job well. It only took you six years to solve something that could have been solved in 6 days.
Keep patting yourselves on the backs, fellas, and keep giving yourselves those “atta boys” and accolades! There’s a reason why cops like Ben Henry request whistle blower status from his job in PSB (not the normal “blowing” we are used to publishing here!).
Ben Henry is getting tired of covering up the lies of inept officers in the Phoenix PD – complete assclowns like Lieutenant Joe Knott or two dumb snatches who would rather have lunch and discuss their menstrual cycles, then find hand grenades. Ben Henry sees the problem and wants protection. Maybe Ben can convince his commander, Jeffeory Hynes, to include this as a chapter in his book on Leadership. We’ve got the perfect chapter title: Blowing in the Phoenix PD – from Whistle Blowing to Meat Whistle Blowing
KNOTT! (Pun intended)
… And thanks to the current homicide detectives who provided us the background on this story.
http://www.kpho.com/news/22933255/detail.html
Monday, March 29, 2010
Councilman Johnson, Officer Brian Authement and the Ongoing Racism and Civil Rights Violations in the Phoenix Police Department
UPDATE: WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS PHOTO MIGHT BE FAKE/ALTERED AND TJ MARTIN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
IF THIS IS THE CASE, PLEASE EMAIL US THE ORIGINAL PHOTO. WE WILL POST BOTH PHOTOS, PRINT A RETRACTION AND SEND TJ SOME ADDITIONAL DILDOS FOR HIS DESK. WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SEE THE NOI ON THE OFFICER THAT ALTERED THE PHOTO.
~BPC
The Phoenix Police Department and Chief Jack Ass Harris have a low tolerance for racism – Right?
This has really been an interesting story with Councilman Johnson and the cop who threw him to the ground, officer Brian Authement. Rallies are calling for this cop to be fired. PLEA and other officers are screaming that officer Authement has not received his “due process” and that Councilman Johnson crossed a police line, disobeyed an officer and even assaulted officer Brian Authement. Mike Polombo is probably worried that "them buckwheats" are going to find out about his past comments and begin their West migration, towards Buckeye.
Chief Harris’ message stated that a taskforce, chaired by Assistant Chief Jeri Williams, will be formed to look into community relationships with the Phoenix Police Department. Williams will chair a group of private, public and community members and their findings will be shared with employees and the community as the process unfolds. Saturday, March 27, 2010
Public Records Request For Chief Jack Ass Harris and His Letter of Reprimand
We'll never tell!
March 26, 2010
CITY OF PHOENIX POLICE DEPARTMENT
CODE ENFORCEMENT UNIT
1717 E. GRANT ST., SUITE 100
PHOENIX, ARIZONA 85034-3401
Under the provisions of A.R.S. 39-121, Public Records Law, I would like to request the following document:
A Letter of Reprimand given and placed in the human resource file of Phoenix Public Safety Manager Jack Harris, for inappropriate comments made at a recent training session by his friend and a retired FBI Agent. This letter should have been done in early March of 2010.
Jack Harris not only allowed these comments to be made, but was also seen laughing at these comments, which prompted a letter from a private attorney to address these comments to City Manager David Cavazos and prompting an apology to Harris’ command staff.
This is all fairly recent and should be easy to find. I have enclosed the usual $3 fee to obtain this Letter of Reprimand.
Thanks,
BadPhoenixCops
Cc: Jess Lorona
Cc: David Cavasos
Monday, March 15, 2010
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
We just Paid Out $1,000 For Some Dirt On an AssHat Cop - Attached is The Infamous "Integrity Letter" Along With Mike Polombo's Reply!
10 - $100 dollar bills paid to someone who took us up on our offer for dirt on the Polombos.
We really don't know who our source was, but judging from the cover page disclaimer we are pretty certain the leak is now in PSB.
Better start your little voice recorder Theron and start the interviews. You might find Stan at the local Bevmo.
Keep watching those videos on YouTube!
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=badphoenixcops#g/u
PolomboIntegrity
Thursday, February 25, 2010
The Heather Polombo Videos AND the Mike Polombo Videos (1800+ views on these videos!!)
We posted all the Heather Polombo Videos (there are 14 of them) on YouTube. They are there with Mike Polombo's videos under our BadPhoenixCops Channel on YouTube.
We appreciate the call Ted, but we aren't taking them down. This is all part of Discovery and part of Public Record. Hopefully everyone is quickly discovering what major A-holes and liars the Polombos and Quaas are!
Our bounty still stands - $1,000 for any dirt on Heather or Mike Polombo - Phoenix Police Officers.
We are also getting these videos loaded on a website outside the United States, should the creeps in Phoenix PD try and remove them.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
The Mike Polombo Videos
All videos are posted of his interview with Theron Quaas.
This is an Academy Award winning performance!
http://vimeo.com/10536579
Betcha didn't think we would post them on Youtube...did ya Mike?
Heather's videos are coming soon.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=badphoenixcops#g/u
Monday, February 1, 2010
PRESS RELEASE: Phoenix Police Are Unsuccessful in Indicting Outspoken Critic and Blogger on Charges Related to March 2009 Search Warrant
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
An Arizona State Grand Jury Finds Harassment, Computer Fraud, Computer Tampering and Identity Theft Charges Unjustifiable Against the Website BadPhoenixCops.com
Phoenix, Arizona (PRWEB) February 1, 2010 -- An Arizona State Grand Jury refused to indict an outspoken critic and blogger on charges of harassment, identity theft, petty theft and computer fraud as a March search warrant had alleged.
The March search warrant issued from the Arizona Criminal Court (SW2009-003089) and its associated affidavit made the claim that the blogger and a website had harassed Mike and Heather Polombo who are married, Phoenix Police officers. The search warrant claimed computer fraud, harassment, theft of property and alluded to identity theft. An Arizona state Grand Jury simply did not agree.
“We have known all along, what the Grand Jury swiftly discovered,” noted the owner of the website BadPhoenixCops.com. “The Phoenix Police conducted a raid on one of our bloggers, including taking all his computer equipment and even non-warranted, personal items. It really raises some eyebrows when the police who we blog about are allowed to enter an outspoken critic’s home, based on allegations from fellow police officers. If they really thought a crime was committed a better approach would have been to engage an outside impartial agency, like the FBI. Our First Amendment rights to accentuate depraved acts within the Phoenix Police Department and publish them in a public forum, has prevailed.”
The vague warrant was issued by the presiding criminal court judge in Phoenix, Arizona, judge Gary Donahoe. The site owner added, “What’s even more frightening is that Gary Donahoe was recently indicted on charges of his own; for racketeering - including, bribery, obstructing a criminal investigation, and hindering prosecution (Arizona criminal court case CR 2009-008332-001). When the issuance of unclear warrants, based on ambiguous evidence by a Police Department is allowed by an indicted judge, then we should have someone at the federal level come in and investigate these recent events. This story may be shocking to legal scholars in the United States and others in law enforcement, but in Arizona we call this the daily operating procedure of our criminal justice system; and their misunderstanding and misinterpretation of citizens’ rights under the 1st, 4th and 14th Amendment.”
The Phoenix Police have also ignored repeated requests to return all seized items obtained from the search, a clear infringement of the 14th Amendment and the blogger’s right to Due Process. “The Phoenix Police are continuing their persecution campaign against our blogger and will undoubtedly continue to issues charges in an attempt to silence him, including recent charges of perjury on a completely unrelated divorce case (Arizona Criminal Court CR 2010- 005328-002). Even after a Grand Jury refused to issue indictments on the search warrant, the Phoenix Police have refused all requests to return the owner’s property. It has been over 10 months. It’s truly a potato-head move on their part,” added the website’s owner. “It would behoove them to read United States Court of Appeals, 9th Circuit opinion, United States of America vs. Comprehensive Drug Testing (CV-04-02887-FMC), to comply with the rules of seized property.”
The officer heading up the criminal investigation, Detective Theron Quass could not convince the Grand Jury or prove any of the harassment or computer fraud claims from the website upon the Polombos – a case that was already turned down by the Maricopa County prosecutor’s office for not meeting the elements for prosecution. The blogger and his attorney Jess Lorona did present to the Grand Jury and while neither party is allowed to discuss their Grand Jury testimony, they were pleased the Grand Jury saw through the ruse. They vow to continue fighting all future charges the Phoenix Police try to volley against him.
"Our public safety manager Jack Harris wants everyone to think that criticism, scrutiny and accountability are now euphemisms for 'harassment', when he forgets he works for all citizens in Phoenix and is abusing the public trust we granted to him, " noted the website owner. "Jack Harris feels accountable to no one, not even his own Police Union, which is why the site exists. If people disagree with the website or its content, then they shouldn’t read it,” they added.
Contact: BadPhoenixCops(at)gmail(dot)com
Or
BadPhoenixCops(at)hushmail(dot)com
(Based outside the United States and won’t honor US based subpoenas or search warrants
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Sunday, January 24, 2010
Q: How Many Bad Phoenix Cops Does it Take to Indict a Blogger on Made-Up Charges of Harassment, Theft, Computer Fraud and Identity Theft? A: An Entire 4th Floor of Idiots in the Phoenix PD - And They Still Couldn't Pull It Off!
That’s really how the headline should have read…No?
What we find quite funny is how the Phoenix PD did a press release and completely avoided the most important topics in this drama. They tried to do their own Jedi mind trick on everyone, but here are the facts omitted from the release/story:
All the charges related to the unlawful search of our blogger’s home were unfounded. There was no indictment on any of the bullshit allegations, including:
computer fraud, computer tampering, identity theft, petty theft of office supplies, harassment, or any other allegations that Theron Quass and Mike Polombo made up - in the search warrant issued by (the now indicted for racketeering), judge Donahoe.
Looks like Mike and Heather Polombo need a new strategy and another plan of attack on the blog. Boy, if those two were claiming distress before and took a leave of absense, I wonder what they will try to claim now? That they're both just raging Assholes? Here's a funny Xmas card that was sent to Blogger Jeff by one of his many supporters:
Rereading the Search warrant it states “Heather can be seen crying at times for no reason and doesn’t want to be at her desk”
Awwww.
Who wouldn’t be crying knowing their spouse is Potato Head Polombo - just spend 5 minutes with Mike's Ex, Suzanne. Did you guys hear Mike didn't even acknowledge his own daughter's sweet sixteen? What a fucking creep.
Heather, being at your desk doesn't help anyway, since you just suck at your job (pun). Why don’t you try and solve Danny Ramirez’s murder and sit down with Rose Mead to reinvigorate the case. It might make you feel better.
It has now been over 11 months and these lying dirty corrupt shitbags have not returned any of our stuff.
Our friends in PPD tell us that the chain of custody on all the illegally seized equipment is dated April of 09 and the computers guys were forced onto this assignment against their will. Theron Quass couldn’t convince the Grand Jury to issue an indictment on any of his trumped up charges and the Phoenix PD has still refused to return the stolen equipment. It is also pretty clear that if the best they have is phone calls and emails via Google – why on Earth would they need to have siezed routers, CDs and laptops? And if these new alleged indictments are on something said in court, why the need to keep the equipment?
Any charges of false swearing or perjury are related to our Bloggers divorce case and have nothing to do with Dave Barnes or a blog. It appears somewhere in Jeff’s divorce he said something (or not) about a website? Jeff’s divorce is a story unto itself, and being married to a "918" was punishment enough for him. They can’t get Jeff on computer tampering and harassment, so they next try false swearing and perjury from a contested divorce?
We all know his ex wife has been working with (and probably more) with the Phoenix PD from the beginning and the lies she has told (including an entire trial that was dismissed with prejudice) should tell you a little about how far crazy will go. What’s next an indictment on Jeff for jay walking?
$100’s of thousands of dollars of your tax dollars, across two states for the great nameplate caper, and the best that Theron Quass can do, is perjury from an unrelated divorce case?
Theron Quass is a fucking moron. This man should have been a blowjob or his dad should have pulled out.
What many people don’t know is that both Theron Quass and our Blogger Jeff presented to the Grand Jury.
Surprised? So what does this tell you?
While neither may discuss their testimony or give any details on what happened (but when we get a hold of the transcript and get the go-ahead, we will have Jeff tell all here!), it is quite clear that Theron Quass was out of his league and couldn’t “sell” the Grand Jury against the likes of BadPhoenixCops. We clearly know “computers” and the law, the 1st,4th and the 14th Amendment far above little Theron Quass. Maybe Chief Jack Ass and the Phoenix PD should hire Jeff for all Grand Jury testimonies. At least it will ensure integrity, impartiality and a sure win. Rumor has it that when little Theron saw Jeff and his attorney Jess Lorona at the Grand Jury, he almost shit himself.
A big "thank you" to the Grand Jury for seeing through the ruse.
This story is far from over and renewed claims of harassment and malicious prosecutions will be filed soon. We’ll be sure to post them all here
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Phoenix Police Investigating Own Crime Lab for Committing Errors that Botched Investigations – Gee…Ya Think?
PHOENIX -- CBS 5 News obtained sworn affidavits by Phoenix police crime lab technicians accusing their co-workers of committing errors that could botch investigations, including leaving evidence behind at scenes and disposing of fingerprint evidence.The statements were made in attempts to prove that lab employees are treated differently, depending on whether or not they're union members or not." Some non-union employees have done things that could botch investigations, but nothing happens to them. Yet union members are criticized for relatively minor things," said AFSCME Union spokesperson Frank Piccioli. Piccioli believes the internal disputes are tearing the lab apart and wasting public resources. "Of all times for something like this to be happening, city employees are going to be losing their jobs and yet you have people taking 3-hour lunches to talk about not wanting to be a part of the union," said Piccioli. A Phoenix Police Department spokesperson confirmed that they have launched an internal investigation to look into the allegations, but would not comment further until the investigation is complete.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Two Phoenix Police Officers Fired For Hand Cuffing and Fondling a Civilian in a Bikini
Two Phoenix police officers have been fired after an internal report revealed inappropriate sexual advances against a woman.
Phoenix radio station KTAR says the incident occurred last July.
The internal investigation report obtained by KTAR says Phoenix police Officers Michel Cruz and John Urban stopped a bikini-clad woman after she fled from a rear-end collision.
The report said the officers handcuffed the woman, drove her back to the accident scene for paperwork, then drove her to a secluded spot at an elementary school, where Cruz allegedly fondled her.
The alleged victim claimed she was handcuffed, that contact was not consensual and that Urban watched without doing anything to stop it.
The report said the woman was given a ticket and dropped off at a nearby store.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Judge Gary Donahoe is Charged with Bribery, Obstructing a Criminal Investigation, and Hindering Prosecution - And Hopefully One Day - Of Issuing Illegal Search Warrants!
As many of you have seen and heard, Judge Gary Donahoe is being brought up on charges of Bribery, Obstructing a Criminal Investigation, and Hindering Prosecution. Kind of ironic that a Judge who is the presiding judge for the criminal court, is himself now facing criminal charges.

We here at BadPhoenixCops know this judge well and think he should have been thrown in jail a long time ago. Gary Donahoe is friends with everyone in Phoenix PD homicide –especially Potato Head Polombo and Alex Femenia. Sources tell us that both Mike and Alex have worked with this corrupt judge for years, and he was their “go to guy” to obtain any kind of warrant they wanted -and it didn't matter if the warrant was surreptitiously obtained. Gary Donahoe gave them away like candy!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
If a Gun Goes Off at The Airport, And No One Is Around to Hear It…Should the Police File a Report? Apparently Not If You’re in Phoenix at Sky Harbor!
So an older cop at the airport told us this story. (So now the dumbass lacky Theron Quass is going to pull all airport videos for terminal 4 for the past 30 days and look at anyone talking to cops) We are trying to confirm if this story is true or not. Maybe you all can help us out?
Being the outspoken group that we are, we first contacted the FAA and the TSA and told them this story, demanding an investigation.
We are also offering a free dinner to Capital Grille for any officer or dispatcher who provides any information on this story and helps verify its authenticity. If it did happen, how sad and stupid.
For the life of us we can’t figure out why a fireman would bring a gun to work and decide to clean it. Even worse, the dumb cops that lied to cover it up and didn't file a DR.
Was it too much work to fill out a DR?
Was their pen dry?
Were they late for a lunch appointment with Stan Hoover at Bevmo?
Were they helping Mike Polombo organize the boxes of evidence in his garage?
Were they talking with Lisa Messina about grenades?
You can also be sure that if I or any one of you drove thru Sky Harbor and just waived our gun out the window, that chief Jack Ass, the TSA and about a dozen other agencies would have our ass in a sling. We would be labeled a terrorist and be on a no fly list.
Thanks again to the airport cop who shared this story with us. And thanks for being you! You were great, personable and appear to be a decent old timer.
And to the younger cop looking at us in disdain – lighten up dude! Going thru life with no neck and bench pressing 400 pounds is not flattering. You need to learn something from your old timer.
We know it sucks to have someone talk about your chief in a disparaging way, but get use to it – this is Phoenix, Arizona and Chief Jack Ass Harris runs to Phoenix PD...for now.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Chief of Police Jack Ass Harris Lies About a Terrorism Plot - Get's off A Plane in Newark to Fly Back to PHX - All To Handle A Personal Lawsuit!
Your hard earned tax dollars at work in the City of Phoenix.When Jack’s plane stopped over in Newark he was contacted by someone in the City of Phoenix, informing good ol Jack that Judicial Watch had file a lawsuit against him on his pension board, double dipping boon~doogle.
Jack exited the plane in Newark and flew back to Phoenix at a cost (one way) of over $1,500. When Chief Jack Ass got back, he produced a memo that some “security breach” had occurred where his plane was delayed in Newark for “several hours” and feeling that there was a risk to flying, he opted to fly back to Phoenix to justify the $1,500 cost.
Unfortunate for Jack none of this was true - except that Judical Watch filed the lawsuit!
True to form – Jack lied - but we are all use to that from our Police chief. The plane was at best in Newark for 45 minutes and no Al Qaeda plot or act of potential terrorism occurred. Maybe Jack was think about the missing 60 hand grenades in Phoenix! You see when you are a public Jack Ass like Chief Harris; you need to be careful who is on the plane with you. People noticed he was not in Israel – people who saw him get off the plane in Newark!
BadPhoenixCops will obtain Jack’s memo and post it here.
And one more thing…
We heard that our new City Manager Dave Cavazos informed Chief Jack Ass that the City will not defend Jack in his lawsuit filed by Judicial Watch. Jack is on the hook for legal expenses and paying back to citizens, all the monies he is stealing for pension scam. A good decision, but the jury is still out of Cavazos. We'll see if he has the guts to do what needs to be done.
Here is the lawsuit in case you want to read about it
http://www.azplea.com/images/stories/PDF_files/judicial%20watch%20superior%20court%20lawsuit%202009.pdf
Looks like it going to be a rough holiday season for Chief Jack Ass Harris and needs to get with Connie about hiding their assets.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
24 Hand Grenades Found By DPS. They Bought Them In Maryvale. Sgt. Phil Roberts Seen Smiling As He Walks Into Jess Lorona's Office. Lt. Lisa Messina having an "Oh Shit" moment!
What else can we say?Where is Chuck Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiller now?
What stupid excuse will Chuck give as to why the Phoenix PD didn't get these 2 months ago?
We will post a poll so you can vote.
Hey Chuck...weren't you demoted a few years back for having a little romp with your subordinate?
Didn't we just post some photos of you drinking champagne on duty?
And we should believe anything you say, Chuck?
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Former Police Sgt and Porno Connoisseur Ron Snodgrass gets hired as an Ethics Consultant in Minnesota. People Heard Laughing as Far Away as Nebraska!
Don’t remember Ronnie’s cameo? It was in the first 30 minute as a Gamorrean Guard. Tell us what you think…

Each and every time this movie plays, all we think about is Ronnie Bear Snodgrass and the porn found on his now infamous C drive, the nude photos on his desk and Ron trying to bed any female he could find -all while being a cop in the PPD.We Blogged about this sometime ago. Here’s the link for
you newbies:http://badphoenixcops.blogspot.com/2008/08/ron-snodgrass.html
http://badphoenixcops.blogspot.com/2008/09/ron-snodgrass-jack-harris-dan-olson-and.html
Ronnie is Jack Ass Harris’ buddy and worked for Jack while in Professional Standards (the Phoenix PD’s equivalent of Internal Affairs). So Ron Snodgrass’ job was to keep other cops honest, all while working for the corrupt and dirty Jack Harris. Kind of ironic...isn't it?
Ron Snodgrass helped cut chief of Police Jack Harris, his double-dipping pension board deal. Jack retires then gets hired back with a different title, but still collections his pension AND a salary at the same time.
(Hey Danny Boyd – maybe we can give you a fancy title like “Vice Admiral to New Recruits” to get you back in the PPD. Billy Coleman could come back as “Commandant of Relations Services” and Ronnie Snodgrass can come back as "Chief Pornography Manager of Computer Sciences")
While a cop, Ron Snodgrass held a side job with his then boss, Lt. Dan Olson. They trained other cops in a company named Preferred Training Solutions, LLC. You can Google it.http://www.preftraining.com/about.htm
Sound fishy?
Rumor has it that Ron and Dan would travel to training, get paid to train from PTS and never submit to the PPD vacation time for their “work/training” travel. Sounds like Ron Snodgrass was the master of double dipping and liked playing games with our tax dollars early on. And one wonders why Chief Jack Ass Harris went to Ron Snodgrass to cut him his Pension Board scam?
Well it turns out that the Minneapolis PD hired Ron to teach of all things – Ethics.
Sound just about as funny as Jack Harris being mentioned as a strong proponent for Civil Rights or being flown to Tel Aviv by the Anti Defamation League as a guest. (By the way...we have a great story coming about Jack's trip to Isreal...stay tuned)
Ronnie Snodgrass created quite a disturbance in the force in Minneapolis. The Union up there commented that they wouldn’t even hire Ron Snodgrass as a cop, with his dysfunctional background and unresolved claims of sexual harassment against a fellow female cop. One can only wonder if Ron Snodgrass is showing his Ethics class some of his favorite porn he kept on his work computer. One can assume that somehow, someway Ron Snodgrass manipulated the system to get his travel paid to Minnesota.
You can read more here and see what Minneapolis has to say and see the story locally here in Phoenix on Channel 5.
http://wcco.com/crime/minneapolis.police.ethics.2.1285236.html
http://www.kpho.com/video/21495995/index.html
Rumor has it that 2 of Ronnie’s favorite porn sites were www.tube8.com and www.porntube.com – but of course since we have never been to such sites, we couldn’t comment
Just Looking at Princess Leia is good enough for us!
Friday, November 6, 2009
Sgt Phil Roberts Forced Out of Homicide - See His Full 41 Page Memo He Sent to The AG's Office, Prompting This Retaliation by Jim Pina


Funny how Jim Pina called in sick today. That’s a cop who is can’t face his own decisions. Pussy.
We also find it funny that Lisa Messina went to work, closed her blinds and closed her door all day. We found out why she didn’t speak to CBS last night. She was going to show up with a cease and desist order so that CBS couldn't use her image on TV.
The bottom of page 30 is interesting. Stan Hoover comes back into play. You remember this shitbag in PSB who moved down to 500? Our cop buddy who visits BEVMO frequently and is best buddies with Ron Snodgrass...
Enjoy the read!
Faulkner Retaliation
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
For Sale. 60 Hand Grenades - $200 each. Will Send Pixs. For information Call Lt. Lisa Messina in VCB for details.
We have received much commentary asking if we are in jail or have given up. No way! We have enjoyed your concerns for us and your funny comments as to what you think we are up to. We are working on some big things - web enhancements, podcasts and juicy stories about Jack Ass Harris and his thugs.
Good stories take time. Did Mike Polombo become a racist overnight? Did Chief Jack Ass Harris become an arrogant prick just after obtaining his 5th star? Be patient...please.Here’s one story that ought to make you think twice about these inept fucktards on the 4th floor. We have more stories coming, just don’t expect us to post something every day or every week.
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On August 27, 2009 Det. Alfredo Richard contacted Phoenix Police Sergeant Phil Roberts, telling him that his very reliable informant was contacted by someone selling 60 hand grenades, some body armor and a gun. Each hand grenade was going for $200.
The informant received at least 2 photos of these pineapple hand grenades – the top (showing the pin in place) and the bottom (showing it wasn’t hollowed out) and meant to be on a mantle somewhere. The seller didn’t care to hide their cell phone number either.
It doesn’t matter that we leak this information. The Phoenix Police and our Public Safety Manager have zero concern for our safety and have done nothing about these grenades and continue to do nothing about them –a Federal offense. Maybe citizens will need to apprehend this guy on their own (call his cell phone number - it's listed on Page 2 in the document below) and set up their own sting, since chief Jack Ass doesn’t care about it and everyone in the PPD is trying to hide this story.If you live within the area of 27th street and Fairmont – you would be best served to relocate, as this is the area this seller was attempting to pawn his grenades.
So these cops planned a sting to get the seller. They involved ICE/BEST because the seller was a suspected illegal alien with a (now) pending federal weapons charge. They were also going to use the Stingray Telephonic Tracking equipment to trace the seller’s whereabouts.
So the plan was set; Det. Richard, Roberts, the Gun Squad and a host of others were set to pull over the hand grenade seller at a traffic stop, get his gun and then issue a warrant on his apartment. The assumption was they would get grenades, gun and body armor.
Sounds like a bright plan…No?
It was until a dumbass female lieutenant fucked it up.
Now entering this story is a worthless tool who goes by the name Lieutenant Lisa Messina. Lisa runs Violent Crimes and was Phil Robert’s boss. This chick just isn’t that bright and has been trying to fire Roberts' and one of his subordinates Yahwey for quite some time, claiming they are not in compliance with Case Management. Yahwey is black and apparently a good cop.
Maybe Messina is craving some black stove pipe and Yahwey ain't given in...who knows...but she is out to get these guys fired. Lisa Messina initially went along with the grenade sting, but then moments before the “take down” and within 100 feet of the phone that took the photos of the grenades, she called it off.
Apparently Lisa was lunching with another PPD hen; her friend Lieutenant Lauri Burgett, and decided since Lauri was taking over the Gun Squad the next week, she wanted Lauri to handle it and do some of her own grand standing. We think that everyone in the PPD should refer to the useless piece of skin between one's balls and bung hole as their “Lisa Messina.”
Cell phone hits were showing that the seller had left Phoenix in his car (or at least the cell phone was moving) and was heading over to Maryvale – probably on his way to hook up with Heather!
Needless to say, a whole lot of time, energy and resources were spent for nothing while two hens cackled over lunch and jeopardized all of our safety for showmanship. These Lieutenants were too stupid to realize that no one on the gun squad spoke Spanish as to communicate with their own informant - Mr. VCBCI 6834-003. One can only surmise they were going to call in the ever useless and diminutive Louie Tovar to help translate.
So far no one has recovered any hand guns, body armor or hand grenades and the cell phone was tracked down, as expected, to Nogales. The seller is undoubtedly back in Mexico.
A border patrol agent named Mario Cano believes with the ongoing drug war in Mexico, hand grenades do exist in Phoenix. And those alleged hand grenades are still out there because Lieutenants Lisa Messina and Lauri Burgett had lunch and decided to do some grandstanding and to retaliate against Phil Roberts.
Phil: We empathize with you and realize what you are going through. The embarrassing fact that you refer to Brandon Huntley as a peer is frightening enough. (We refer to him as Corky the screaming retard.)
It’s your chiefs! Chief Jack Ass Harris and Pina are dicks (and that's not slang for detectives). These are the types of guys that if you gave them Viagra, all they would do is grow taller and become engorged with blood!
If going to Yahner pissed off Pina, and he thinks he has “a Phil problem” wait until he sees this and we post your 41 page Retaliation memo on the web, along with the September 21st memo (below) that was leaked to us by the City Manager’s office. Chief Pina is going to now have a “Bad Phoenix Cops-putting-its-foot-in-his-ass-Problem.”
And don’t worry Phil. Don’t feel like you were betrayed. None of this is your fault. Maybe you could go on paid leave, get in great shape and train for a triathlon. That’s what we hear others are doing.
FaulknerREQ4PSB
Thursday, October 8, 2009
BadPhoenixCops Finally Receives a Reply on Potato Head Polombo’s Violation of Ops Order 5.2. Will this Potato be Mashed or Whipped?
The PPD found that he did violate the Ops order, but it is only a minor infraction – therefore his pussy, castrated boss will most likely give him a written reprimand with no real punishment.

Sunday, October 4, 2009
The Phoenix PD Spends $4 Million++ Dollars on a Plane During the Worst Economic Downturn in 75 Years!
$4 million++ dollars for a fucking airplane!It looks like some of the 4th floor plan on joining the mile high club. Maybe Heather can offer he services as the official fluffer on the Pilatus PC-12, since she can't solve any homicide crimes...No?

Now some of you will tell us “ aw come on BPC…what’s a little bubbly to celebrate Jack Ass Harris spending $4 million dollars on a new plane for the 4th floor mile highers, while people are losing their jobs?”
Yet another Notice of Claim Filed Against Chief Jack Ass Harris - And this Magnificant JackAss just Won an Award for Civil Rights?
And to hear that public safety manager Jack Ass just received an award for Civil Rights and Jack Ass and his wife Connie are labeled a “best power couple” by Phoenix New Times in the Best Of edition?
Who voted for these idiot - the Polombos and Sarah Fenske?
Jack Harris may actually move up the food chain from Jack Ass to CockSucker.
Oh well enjoy the read!
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