Joe Yahner’s daughter gets pulled over and Tracy Montgomery hits the Thorn on a Rose - A Rose Unlike One You Have Ever Scene!

We all know Joe Yahner is an incredible pussy - a ManGina – so much so - when he gets his pants tailored, Joe has to leave some extra room in the inseam for his ginormous vagina.

The only thing Joe will ever do is “act” like a police chief, because he isn’t qualified to do anything else.  And just look at the photo of Yahner.  Yahner reminds us of Dumbo – he has big ears and his mom is probably sitting in jail! 

We heard a funny story how on happy valley road, Joe Yahner’s daughter refused to pull over and was subsequently followed home.  This daughter was crying and hysterical, and when she pulled into the driveway with the squad car in tow, her mother came out screaming, “Do you know who she is?  She’s the chief’s daughter!”

So the, “What the Fuck Do We do Now?” meeting ensued in front of the recently divorced, ex- wife’s home of Joe Yahner. They called Joe for his input on the situation and for once Dumbo did the right thing.  Joe reportedly said, “I am not involved, and do what you think is right.”

Now this 16 year old daughter refused to pull over and was followed home. Sure she was scared and upset, but if this were any of us or our kid, we would be on TV with the Ghetto Bird swirling overhead and a slow speed chase being televised.  The Lieutenant on the scene, Lt. Chuck Williams had a tough call to make, but in typical corrupt Phoenix PD fashion decided to let her go and walk away.  He wants to make commander one day and is still living in the police department run by Jack Harris.  Lieutenants like Williams can’t do the right thing and arrest a Dumbo acting police chief’s kid because it won’t bode well for the future promotion prospects.
 
No one wants to see their kid in jail, but reason enough to arrest her was the reaction from the ex-wife with the absurd statement, “Do you know who she is?” Chuck Williams could have made an even bolder statement, but cowered like the rest of the cops we blog about.

Lieutenant Chuck Williams of the Phoenix PD lost his testicles that night. Chuck, if you go into Yahner's office, your balls are in the top left drawer next to your future promotion to Commander.

TRACY MONTGOMERY AND HER THORNLESS ROSE

Well it looks like Tracy Montgomery has a new lady…I mean man...I mean former man - now lady - friend on her arm.  We wonder how long this will last.  Anyone want to take bets? 
 

Out of the files of, “We Can’t Make This Shit Up”,  we found Tracy Montgomery’s new piece of arm candy on the web.  Here is the site of her new alleged mate:

Yikes! We Don't know What The Fuck This Is...

We know, "Every Rose has its Thorn" - but it appears this Rose had its thorn removed!  Too bad when they cut it off, they couldn't have given it to assistant chief Jim Pina.  We hear from his wife that Jim desperately needs something that resembles a real cock!

Like we have said in the past, we don’t fault a person like Tracy for liking hooch, or in this case a man-made Frankenstein hooch, so don't start banging your drum about how we hate gays and the transgender folks. 

But we do fault a person whose salary we pay and works in the public sectors dating/sleeping/eating/fucking a new person as if she were a rabbit or dog.  What we fault is putting one's tongue if every single hooch that passes you by and having zero discretion or discipline.  Is this really how Tracy Montgomery plans to, "help shape Arizona by 2020?"

When Tracy was licking Tambra Williams (then a fellow cop in Community Response) and ended the relationship, she had sergeant Brian Murray demote Tambra back to patrol!  This enraged the Lez-Gay-Bi-Transgender  (LGBT) community so much, they met with Jack "Ass" Harris, the lying fucktard Ed Zuercher and Dave Cavasos to throw Tracy Montgomery under the bus. They  asked why cops are always retaliated against in the Phoenix PD and why the fuck is Tracy Montgomery an assistant chief of anything?  At best she's probably a meter maid.  Imagine your kid is taking a class at ASU and the likes of Tracy Montgomery walks in as their professor!!??! Is she really teaching or is this her predator pool?

Tambra Williams Gets Booted After Breaking Up With Tracy Montgomery

And this new relationship for Tracy creates a whole host of questions for us, like - is this guy considered a fag hag? And if Tracy is with him, does this mean she’s going straight? And if a guy has a sex change to become a woman…but then dates a woman…is he truly gay?  If this Rose dude started seeing Chaz Bono…what then?

This one threw us for a loop.  We are simply speechless.  We know that Tracy is a worthless hatchet wound.  We can only hope when a real chief of police is hired, they realize just how worthless she is and demote her back to sergeant, patrol or make her top lesbian meter maid.

PHOENIX POLICE CHIEF JACK HARRIS - FIRED! (We Will Fill You In On The Dirty Douchebag Joe Yahner Later, When We Begin Our Campaign of Shock and Awe on This New Jack Ass)

Supreme Court Rules in Favor of 1st Amendment

The First Amendment
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.



Dear Former Police Chief Jack Ass Harris:

Warm Regards,

BadPhoenixCops.com

The Now Famous Phil Roberts Memo – Citing that Phoenix is Not the Kidnapping Capital of the World and Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon and Chief of Police Jack Harris Lied Before Congress to Get Federal Stimulus Money

It’s quite fun when you realize all the pieces to a puzzle. Last November when we blogged about the missing hand grenades in Phoenix

Hand Grenades - Lauri Bergett and Lisa Messina

...and how Phoenix Lieutenant Lauri Bergett didn’t allow the squad to take down a Mexican National trying to sell the hand grenades.  We couldn’t figure out why Phil Gordon and Chief Jack Ass Harris were offering her protection. By Lauri Burgett’s own admission she quite openly states the she is protected by Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon and has his personal number programmed in her cell phone. But why?

In the latest Phil Roberts memo, dated August 9th, we find out. Phil Gordon and Jack Harris testified before Congress that Phoenix, Arizona is the kidnapping capital of the world, behind Mexico City.

Well it appears that statement would be false. Their number is off by about 90%!

The reason Phil Gordon and Jack Harris offer this worthless lying snatch Phoenix Police Lieutenant Lauri Burgett immunity is because she is the dirty cop who provided them the statistics showing a number of 368 total kidnappings when the number was probably closer to 20 or 30 in any given year, according to this memo.

Kudos to you officer Phil Roberts for telling it like it is and giving these corrupt shit stains the National coverage we need. Take pride that Mayor Phil Gordon had to stop his vacation in Japan with his whore girlfriend and make a special return trip, just to handle this issue. We also loved Phil's "phone connection problems" on the Neil Cavuto show on Fox.  What a lie.  Phil Gordon was warned by Gary Verberg to get off the phone and hung up abruptly.

We can only hope that a Federal Indictment rains down on these leeches for lying before Congress.

We know that officer Phil Roberts has (again) requested whistle-blower status and is being told that he will be issued an NOI upon his return to work today. An NOI (Notice of Investigation) is the first step in the termination process.  Again we see the pattern - speak out and do wha'ts right and what is required by law, then get demoted to patrol in the regime of Phoenix police chief Jack Harris.

We know all of Phoenix City Council knows about this and continue to turn a blind eye to the corrupt of Jack Harris. Be assured that come election time, we will go to all their opponents and endorse them.


Phil Roberts Aug9MEMO

Why Is Public Safety Manager Jack Harris Lying In His Most Recent Declaration Against SB 1070? Because That’s What Corrupt, Dirty Cops Do!

We have a lot of nicknames for Phoenix Public Safety Manager Jack Harris – Chief Jack Ass, Dick Shine, Dick Cheese, Horses Ass, Fucktard, and Assclown – among many other colorful and funny names. We're pretty sure our many loyal cop friends can add a few, but what they won’t know is we get to add LIAR to that list. It’s pretty clear when cops lie (technically called perjury) there doesn’t seem to be any consequences as we learned recently with the dirty, lying bug eater Theron Quaas and the refusal of the Attorney General’s office and the Phoenix Police department to investigate the lies.

But Jack Harris’ recent declaration that he signed, “under penalty of perjury is the foregoing is true and correct to the best of his knowledge and belief,” denouncing Senate Bill 1070, is a flat out lie.

First and foremost, every citizen in Phoenix should be outraged that our own Public Safety Manager idiot doesn’t give a crap about public safety and openly denounces and supports the various lawsuits being logged against SB1070. Home invasions, illegal immigration, drug cartels and not allowing good cops to purchase their own rifles to defend themselves, is just a taste of what Jack Harris sanctions in the city of Phoenix. The polls show not only do many of us support SB1070, but other States are following a similar path to draft their own versions of the bill. Clearly the democratic ticket and Jack and Connie Harris’ personal opportunities in Washington DC take precedence over the citizenry in Phoenix.

Declaration of Jack Harris Denouncing SB1070.
The first line of Jack’s recent declaration reads:

Jack Harris, declare and state as follows:


I have been employed with the Phoenix Police Department for 38 years and I have served as the Chief since 2004. As the Chief, I am responsible for protecting and ensuring the public safety of all people living and traveling in my jurisdiction…

Umm…no you haven’t Jack.

Hate to break it to you, but Jack Harris was chief of the Phoenix Police until January of 2007 at which time he resigned. He left for two weeks to buy some slums in La Jolla, CA, then came back as the Public Safety Manager for the city of Phoenix - a supposed new job, new title with new responsibilities all so that he can collect his retirement pension and still have a job.  He should have been recertified by AZ Post and received a new badge number. He polishes his 5th star thinking he is the chief of Police, all while stealing from every good cop's pension fund.  A real chief of police would be contributing portions of their $6,000 weekly salary to the fund, while all Jack Harris does is drain the pension fund without contributing to future recipients.

Amazing how a dirty lying cop like Jack Ass Harris is allowed to get away with perjury at the Federal level?

Jack Harris goes onto to state:

"The new SB1070 may also adversely impact the department's ability to fulfill its investigative priorities because its implementation will require the department to reassign officers from critical areas."

Ohhh…you mean like the big Polombo harassment, computer fraud and nameplate investigation? Is that a critical area Jack that you simply can’t redeploy resources? We think Theron Quaas could do something useful in a redeployment; like grow a foot taller or buy a better suit!

Hey Jack (since we know you read this) – a little birdy told us (actually someone on your staff…) that you were pissed that Harold Hurtt got the job as the new director for the Office of State and Local Coordination (OSLC).

Tsk - Tsk Jack.

That must have been a big blow to your ego knowing that an inept drunk got the post.

Wasn’t it a golf course incident a few years back where Harold Hurtt was drunker then Lindsay Lohan on a Saturday night, and a big cover up ensued? Wasn’t the motor named Wally who tried to talk to Hurtt, but all Hurtt was interested in were his golf clubs out of the trunk of his take home vehicle?

Or how about the time Harold Hurtt’s wife went into the sex club/strip club and told everyone to leave because a search warrant was about to be served and the warrant serving cops were mysteriously told to stand down on the search warrant for no apparent reason, or at least until the place was empty? HA! We’ve got tons of stories like these!

That should say something as the “kidnapping capital of the world” (behind Mexico city) that you didn’t get the job and Hurtt did!  I bet Harold Hurtt is laughing all the way to a titty bar!

Q: How Many Bad Phoenix Cops Does it Take to Indict a Blogger on Made-Up Charges of Harassment, Theft, Computer Fraud and Identity Theft? A: An Entire 4th Floor of Idiots in the Phoenix PD - And They Still Couldn't Pull It Off!

Chalk one in the "win" column for the First Amendment!

That’s really how the headline should have read…No?

What we find quite funny is how the Phoenix PD did a press release and completely avoided the most important topics in this drama. They tried to do their own Jedi mind trick on everyone, but here are the facts omitted from the release/story:

All the charges related to the unlawful search of our blogger’s home were unfounded. There was no indictment on any of the bullshit allegations, including:
computer fraud, computer tampering, identity theft, petty theft of office supplies, harassment, or any other allegations that Theron Quass and Mike Polombo made up - in the search warrant issued by (the now indicted for racketeering), judge Donahoe. 

Looks like Mike and Heather Polombo need a new strategy and another plan of attack on the blog. Boy, if those two were claiming distress before and took a leave of absense, I wonder what they will try to claim now? That they're both just raging Assholes?  Here's a funny Xmas card that was sent to Blogger Jeff by one of his many supporters:

Rereading the Search warrant it states “Heather can be seen crying at times for no reason and doesn’t want to be at her desk”

Awwww.

Who wouldn’t be crying knowing their spouse is Potato Head Polombo - just spend 5 minutes with Mike's Ex, Suzanne. Did you guys hear Mike didn't even acknowledge his own daughter's sweet sixteen?  What a fucking creep.
Heather, being at your desk doesn't help anyway, since you just suck at your job (pun). Why don’t you try and solve Danny Ramirez’s murder and sit down with Rose Mead to reinvigorate the case. It might make you feel better.


It has now been over 11 months and these lying dirty corrupt shitbags have not returned any of our stuff. 

Our friends in PPD tell us that the chain of custody on all the illegally seized equipment is dated April of 09 and the computers guys were forced onto this assignment against their will. Theron Quass couldn’t convince the Grand Jury to issue an indictment on any of his trumped up charges and the Phoenix PD has still refused to return the stolen equipment. It is also pretty clear that if the best they have is phone calls and emails via Google – why on Earth would they need to have siezed routers, CDs and laptops? And if these new alleged indictments are on something said in court, why the need to keep the equipment?

Any charges of false swearing or perjury are related to our Bloggers divorce case and have nothing to do with Dave Barnes or a blog. It appears somewhere in Jeff’s divorce he said something (or not) about a website? Jeff’s divorce is a story unto itself, and being married to a "918" was punishment enough for him. They can’t get Jeff on computer tampering and harassment, so they next try false swearing and perjury from a contested divorce?

We all know his ex wife has been working with (and probably more) with the Phoenix PD from the beginning and the lies she has told (including an entire trial that was dismissed with prejudice) should tell you a little about how far crazy will go. What’s next an indictment on Jeff for jay walking?

$100’s of thousands of dollars of your tax dollars, across two states for the great nameplate caper, and the best that Theron Quass can do, is perjury from an unrelated divorce case?
Theron Quass is a fucking moron. This man should have been a blowjob or his dad should have pulled out.

What many people don’t know is that both Theron Quass and our Blogger Jeff presented to the Grand Jury.

Surprised?  So what does this tell you?

While neither may discuss their testimony or give any details on what happened (but when we get a hold of the transcript and get the go-ahead, we will have Jeff tell all here!), it is quite clear that Theron Quass was out of his league and couldn’t “sell” the Grand Jury against the likes of BadPhoenixCops. We clearly know “computers” and the law, the 1st,4th and the 14th Amendment far above little Theron Quass. Maybe Chief Jack Ass and the Phoenix PD should hire Jeff for all Grand Jury testimonies.  At least it will ensure integrity, impartiality and a sure win. Rumor has it that when little Theron saw Jeff and his attorney Jess Lorona at the Grand Jury, he almost shit himself.

A big "thank you" to the Grand Jury for seeing through the ruse.
This story is far from over and renewed claims of harassment and malicious prosecutions will be filed soon. We’ll be sure to post them all here