If a Gun Goes Off at The Airport, And No One Is Around to Hear It…Should the Police File a Report? Apparently Not If You’re in Phoenix at Sky Harbor!

We love speaking with cops.

Any opportunity at lunch, the mall or the airport – we approach cops and begin a dialogue by handing them our BadPhoenixCops business card.  We tell them what a complete fool and moron Jack Harris has become and how his arrogance puts us all in jeopardy.

Here's the business card we pass out.  Have you received yours?

If you want some cards, just send us an email at the hushmail address and we'll make sure you have some to pass along to your friends, fellow city employees and family!

The scenarios are usually the same: we encounter an older cop, with a younger cop - possibly a new recruit. The younger cop is on his guard playing tough guy - and won’t say anything to us and even looks at us with disdain.  The older one will chat it up and thank us for the website and even give us some dirt on Jack Harris and the 4th floor.

So an older cop at the airport told us this story. (So now the dumbass lacky Theron Quass is going to pull all airport videos for terminal 4 for the past 30 days and look at anyone talking to cops)  We are trying to confirm if this story is true or not.  Maybe you all can help us out?

Apparently, a few weeks ago a fireman brought his gun to work - at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport. While at the fire depot, this dipshit decides to clean his gun, and it discharges a bullet.  The police are called and no report is filed and nothing is done.

There is a hole in the wall/door/lock to show that it happened. The airport cop who told us this story said that someone knows something and we should do some digging.  Perhaps dispatch or one of the many friends of BPC can assist us?  We passed him our card and told him how to reach us.

Being the outspoken group that we are, we first contacted the FAA and the TSA and told them this story, demanding an investigation.

We are also offering a free dinner to Capital Grille for any officer or dispatcher who provides any information on this story and helps verify its authenticity. If it did happen, how sad and stupid.

For the life of us we can’t figure out why a fireman would bring a gun to work and decide to clean it. Even worse, the dumb cops that lied to cover it up and didn't file a DR.

Was it too much work to fill out a DR?

Was their pen dry?

Were they late for a lunch appointment with Stan Hoover at Bevmo?

Were they helping Mike Polombo organize the boxes of evidence in his garage?

Were they talking with Lisa Messina about grenades?

You can also be sure that if I or any one of you drove thru Sky Harbor and just waived our gun out the window, that chief Jack Ass, the TSA and about a dozen other agencies would have our ass in a sling. We would be labeled a terrorist and be on a no fly list.

Thanks again to the airport cop who shared this story with us. And thanks for being you! You were great, personable and appear to be a decent old timer.

And to the younger cop looking at us in disdain – lighten up dude! Going thru life with no neck and bench pressing 400 pounds is not flattering.  You need to learn something from your old timer.
We know it sucks to have someone talk about your chief in a disparaging way, but get use to it – this is Phoenix, Arizona and Chief Jack Ass Harris runs to Phoenix PD...for now.

Hey, This Property is in Foreclosure – So Let’s Steal Some Stuff From Inside!

Imagine if we decided to enter one-of-the-many vacant properties and steal something?

What would happen if we got caught? Well if you are a Phoenix Cop under Jack Ass Harris and do it, you simply continue to patrol the streets in Phoenix with little incident.

From the archives of the Phoenix Police Assclown Society, two officers entered a vacant home and saw some baseball cards glued to a door. Seeing they were collectibles, officers Marysol Larrison and Al Jackson peeled the glued cards from the door and stole them. What’s even better is the records show Officer Marysol Larrison, "never thought her conduct was illegal... since the property was in foreclosure."

At first Larrison was fired, but then got her job back and only received a 120 suspension. Al Johnson was a 30 year veteran on the force so he just went into early retirement and is probably working with Dan Olson and Ron Snodgrass training other cops now.

What’s quite funny is the baseball cards were only worth about $15 - after they were peeled from a door.

How stupid could one be? How could these cops not realize when something is glued and then peeled from a door, that the value wouldn't significantly be diminished?

Geez...let's promote these assclowns and put them on the Goudeau murder trial!

Now we know this may qualify as “petty theft” (but it is really larceny since the intent was to steal a much higher dollar item), but the Phoenix PD are notorious for raiding homes of citizens and fellow cops, on instances of petty theft…aren’t they?

Here is a link we found on the story

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2009/06/phoenix_cop_who_took_15_worth.php

Now if this were you or us (especially us!) we would be on the news for stripping a foreclosed home and be indicted on charges of theft, but when you are a cop in the land of Chief Jack Ass Harris, you get your job back.

Just one more reason the fucktard Jack Harris needs to go to LaJolla and be a slumlord full-time.