For Sale. 60 Hand Grenades - $200 each. Will Send Pixs. For information Call Lt. Lisa Messina in VCB for details.

No we aren’t dead and the Blog hasn’t stopped.

We have received much commentary asking if we are in jail or have given up. No way! We have enjoyed your concerns for us and your funny comments as to what you think we are up to. We are working on some big things - web enhancements, podcasts and juicy stories about Jack Ass Harris and his thugs.


Good stories take time. Did Mike Polombo become a racist overnight? Did Chief Jack Ass Harris become an arrogant prick just after obtaining his 5th star? Be patient...please.


Here’s one story that ought to make you think twice about these inept fucktards on the 4th floor. We have more stories coming, just don’t expect us to post something every day or every week.


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On August 27, 2009 Det. Alfredo Richard contacted Phoenix Police Sergeant Phil Roberts, telling him that his very reliable informant was contacted by someone selling 60 hand grenades, some body armor and a gun. Each hand grenade was going for $200.

The informant received at least 2 photos of these pineapple hand grenades – the top (showing the pin in place) and the bottom (showing it wasn’t hollowed out) and meant to be on a mantle somewhere. The seller didn’t care to hide their cell phone number either.



It doesn’t matter that we leak this information. The Phoenix Police and our Public Safety Manager have zero concern for our safety and have done nothing about these grenades and continue to do nothing about them –a Federal offense. Maybe citizens will need to apprehend this guy on their own (call his cell phone number - it's listed on Page 2 in the document below) and set up their own sting, since chief Jack Ass doesn’t care about it and everyone in the PPD is trying to hide this story.

If you live within the area of 27th street and Fairmont – you would be best served to relocate, as this is the area this seller was attempting to pawn his grenades.

So these cops planned a sting to get the seller. They involved ICE/BEST because the seller was a suspected illegal alien with a (now) pending federal weapons charge. They were also going to use the Stingray Telephonic Tracking equipment to trace the seller’s whereabouts.

So the plan was set; Det. Richard, Roberts, the Gun Squad and a host of others were set to pull over the hand grenade seller at a traffic stop, get his gun and then issue a warrant on his apartment. The assumption was they would get grenades, gun and body armor.

Sounds like a bright plan…No?

It was until a dumbass female lieutenant fucked it up.

Now entering this story is a worthless tool who goes by the name Lieutenant Lisa Messina. Lisa runs Violent Crimes and was Phil Robert’s boss. This chick just isn’t that bright and has been trying to fire Roberts' and one of his subordinates Yahwey for quite some time, claiming they are not in compliance with Case Management. Yahwey is black and apparently a good cop.

Maybe Messina is craving some black stove pipe and Yahwey ain't given in...who knows...but she is out to get these guys fired. Lisa Messina initially went along with the grenade sting, but then moments before the “take down” and within 100 feet of the phone that took the photos of the grenades, she called it off.

Apparently Lisa was lunching with another PPD hen; her friend Lieutenant Lauri Burgett, and decided since Lauri was taking over the Gun Squad the next week, she wanted Lauri to handle it and do some of her own grand standing. We think that everyone in the PPD should refer to the useless piece of skin between one's balls and bung hole as their “Lisa Messina.”

Cell phone hits were showing that the seller had left Phoenix in his car (or at least the cell phone was moving) and was heading over to Maryvale – probably on his way to hook up with Heather!

Needless to say, a whole lot of time, energy and resources were spent for nothing while two hens cackled over lunch and jeopardized all of our safety for showmanship. These Lieutenants were too stupid to realize that no one on the gun squad spoke Spanish as to communicate with their own informant - Mr. VCBCI 6834-003. One can only surmise they were going to call in the ever useless and diminutive Louie Tovar to help translate.

So far no one has recovered any hand guns, body armor or hand grenades and the cell phone was tracked down, as expected, to Nogales. The seller is undoubtedly back in Mexico.

A border patrol agent named Mario Cano believes with the ongoing drug war in Mexico, hand grenades do exist in Phoenix. And those alleged hand grenades are still out there because Lieutenants Lisa Messina and Lauri Burgett had lunch and decided to do some grandstanding and to retaliate against Phil Roberts.

Phil: We empathize with you and realize what you are going through. The embarrassing fact that you refer to Brandon Huntley as a peer is frightening enough. (We refer to him as Corky the screaming retard.)

It’s your chiefs! Chief Jack Ass Harris and Pina are dicks (and that's not slang for detectives). These are the types of guys that if you gave them Viagra, all they would do is grow taller and become engorged with blood!

If going to Yahner pissed off Pina, and he thinks he has “a Phil problem” wait until he sees this and we post your 41 page Retaliation memo on the web, along with the September 21st memo (below) that was leaked to us by the City Manager’s office. Chief Pina is going to now have a “Bad Phoenix Cops-putting-its-foot-in-his-ass-Problem.”

And don’t worry Phil. Don’t feel like you were betrayed. None of this is your fault. Maybe you could go on paid leave, get in great shape and train for a triathlon. That’s what we hear others are doing.

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