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Thursday, November 19, 2009

24 Hand Grenades Found By DPS. They Bought Them In Maryvale. Sgt. Phil Roberts Seen Smiling As He Walks Into Jess Lorona's Office. Lt. Lisa Messina having an "Oh Shit" moment!

What else can we say?

Where is Chuck Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiller now?

What stupid excuse will Chuck give as to why the Phoenix PD didn't get these 2 months ago?

We will post a poll so you can vote.

Hey Chuck...weren't you demoted a few years back for having a little romp with your subordinate?

Didn't we just post some photos of you drinking champagne on duty?

And we should believe anything you say, Chuck?

13 comments:

paul.apolinar@phoenix.gov said...

Charlie Miller is an expert on ordnance. He was a reservist in the bulk fuel Unit during desert storm. When he was activated he got as far as Houston, TX. So, if you don't believe he's an expert...just ask him or his cunt wife.

Anonymous said...

what are you thinking using your city email?

Anonymous said...

Doh! C'mon Paul!

Anonymous said...

That might not be the real Paul. If so, looks like SID has another investigation to start and start raiding houses again for taking someones identity and computer tampering. Hey Quack Quass, strap your badge back on and start writing another affidavit. BPC, looks like round two is coming up!

If it was the real Paul, I am sure PSB will be visiting him.

Anonymous said...

Paul, have you lost your mind? You know this will cost you!Hit the wrong button? Just fall on your sword now!!!

Quass the douche said...

seperated at birth Quass and Harold from the "Harold and Kumar" movies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cho

prety funny.

Snodgrass' belly fat said...

What do Miiller, Pina, Polombo, & snodgrass have in common?

They can't keep their dicks in their pants.

Great job BPC.

Not Chuck Miiller said...

Apolinar isn't going to put his own name on here. Otherwise, people will start pointing the finger at him for fucking little Stacy Chilton down in radio for the past three years and then his wife would find out and he would end up being just another divorced cop in a disgruntled department. And we all thought he was running up to Mcdonald's during flights.Good thing she lives close to Deer Valley. HOW CONVENIENT!!!

Anonymous said...

Sgt Phil Roberts could not be vindicated in a better way. Folks, these grenades were dangerous. They were live and only missing the gunpowder. Go down to Sports Authority and buy some gun powder, remove the bend cap, poor a little gun powder in it and good bye one city block\

C'mon media, tell it like it is. These grenades were as dangerous as someone having an unloaded HK-47 in one hand and a loaded magazine in the other. Insert the magazine and all hell will break loose!

DUH!

No lets see if the PPD has the guts to do the right thing and hold these chiefs accountable.

This will be brought up again next time Mayor Gordon runs for election at any position. I am gonna ask in front of the media when he runs for higher office, "Hey Phil, if someone crosses the Mexico border with a nuclear device but they are missing the water needed to activate it, are you gonna allow them in our country?"

Think about it!

Anonymous said...

well, AZCENTRAL.com, reported this mrning that more grenades were found in a car on the freeway near Wickenburg.....naw...they must be kidding...there are no grenades in Arizona....just ask the genious's on the 4th floor!

Anonymous said...

Update on DPS officer finding grenade:

DPS officer pulls illegal mexican over.

Illegal Mexican throws gernade at DPS officer.

DPS officer arrests Illegal mexican.

Sounds like good ole' fashion police work.

NEW PPD OPS ORDER:

F14.G.3.b.(1)

(1) Grenades: Officers will not arrest people with grenades unless:

a) Obtain prior supervisory approval.

b) Lisa Messina is called at home for consideration.

c) Lisa Messina calls Lauri Burgett at home for consideration.

d) Lauri Burgett has the Gun Squad respond the following Monday.

e) Lisa Messina and Lauri Burgett get their OT Slips apporved for phone calls at home.

f) Lauri Burgett and Andy Anderson meet for drinks to discuss the matter in detail.

(2) If none of the above occurs, officers MUST:

a) Welcome illegal mexican to the United States.

b) Change oil in the illegal mexican's automobile.

c) Place pin back in grenade.

d) Return grenade to illegal mexican, dust it off and return it to the illegal mexican.

(3) If the grenade is damaged in any way after being thrown at a PPD officer, officers must:

a) Within 24 hours, contact Risk Management so the grenade can be replaced at city expense.

(4) If a grenade is thrown by a illegal mexican, officers MUST:

a) Throw his/her body on it to save the illegal mexican from being injured.

b) In the event an officer falls on a grenade to save the illegal mexican, officers are not eligible for compensation for damaged uniforms.

(3) If the grenade is damaged in any way after being thrown at a PPD officer, officers MUST:

a) Within 24 hours, contact Risk Management so the grenade can be replaced at city expense.

(4) Officers will always be courteous to illegal mexicans in possession or discovered throwing grenades.

DPS OPS ORDER ON GRENADES:

1) See person with grenade.

2) Shoot person with grenade.

Anonymous said...

Had that DPS officer been hurt, or god forbif killed, by this grenade, the blood might very likely have rest on the manner in which the PPD handled the incident involving Sgt Phil Roberts.

Jack Harris, Dave Cavasos, Ed Zuercher and Phil Gordon...are you listening?

Anonymous said...

To the F14.G.3.b.(1)guy (or gal): that was fucking awesome.