Sean Drenth’s Murder Mystery – Now Deemed a Suicide. In Other News, Christmas Will Fall on December 25th this Year. First time EVER a Suicide Cop Has a Massive Public Funeral at Tax Payers’ Expense

Thankfully the Maricopa County Coroner’s office had the balls to do what everyone else has been afraid to do – label Sean Drenth’s death a suicide. Even with the obvious, the Phoenix PD is keeping this an open investigation.  Gee isn’t it great the way they protect their own with our money? Arrogance at its best!
 
Drenth Case Labeled a Suicide - DOH!!!

 We called this one over a year ago

Our Blog on 11-22-10: Drenth Kills Himself Because Of What Jack Harris Did to Him

When the Capitol police and other first responders were on the scene for Drenth’s mishap, it was called in as 901Xray (suicide).  Everyone knew this was a suicide, except at the time Jack Harris didn’t want Drenth’s blood on his hands.  Harris had recently  launched another bogus investigation on cops taking pay for overtime, by either leaving jobs early or not showing up at all. In the past, any overtime mishaps simply had officers paying it back with a mere slap on the wrist.

 Don’t believe us?  Look what happened when two cackling worthless cunts named Tracy Montgomery and Sandy Renteria had a minor mis-accounting a few years back – when Jack Harris was an assistant chief and lead the investigation. All they did was pay the difference and get a slap on the wrist with no criminal indictments, news coverage and press releases.

Two Dumb Cunts And Their Overtime Investigation

But the Drenth case was different for chief Jack Ass and it was at a time when his integrity was being called into question. Jack Ass Harris was recently busted for lying about kidnapping stats and had recently had an officer named Chrisman murder an unarmed citizen. Chief Jack Ass was responsible for launching an investigator into Drenth and his buddies, and was desperate to deflect his bad PR to his subordinate and the South Mountain precinct.  What better way than to show he was “tough on cops”  and launch a fraud investigation into South Mountain – all for a couple of grand in overtime dollars. We spent so much more than this on the subsequent funeral and year-long investigation.

This is the first time EVER that a cop ANYWHERE was lauded and commended for his heroism with a fancy funeral and city dignitaries, for a suicide.

 Think about the tax payer dollars spent on a funeral, the overtime, the gas, the traffic, and a year-long investigation with subpoenas of DNA on something we all knew – that Drenth off’d himself with a shotgun. $100,000? $150,000? $200,000? $500,000? How many more jobs could we have filled with those dollars working real crimes and still have Drenth here with us?

 This was all set up and orchestrated by Jack Harris so he could get a photo of himself, handing a flag to a broken Widow – ironically a Widow he made by launching a meritless investigation on her husband!  

So what's our Christmas wish this year?

That Jack Harris has a stroke in his bath tub, after he finds out he has testicular cancer.

Lieutenant Laurel (Lauri) Burgett knew the Kidnapping Stats Were Fraudulent And Admits it in This Audio Tape – Exclusively on BadPhoenixCops.com

We have said time-and-again the entire Phoenix PD is in CYA mode (Cover Your Ass) over the fraudulent kidnapping stats chief Jack Ass Harris and mayor Phil OxyGordon presented to Congress. 

If you read our blog regularly, you will know that officer Phil Roberts sent numerous memos to the city which we (and we assume Phil and others), forwarded to the OIG, prompting the current audit and the subsequent criminal investigation.

Officer Roberts brought these fraudulent kidnapping stats to the attention of city manager David Cavasos, assistant city manager Ed Zeurcher and practically everyone in Phoenix city leadership, and it is a well known fact he thought the stats we wrong from jumpstreet.

But what if the person behind the kidnapping stats openly admitted they were inflated? What if they did this on an audio tape in 2010? What if they tried to deflect the blame back to Roberts?

We obtained this recording of Phoenix police lieutenant Lauri Burgett where she admits the stats were inflated. But in a bold and brazen move, she refers to them as “Phil Roberts inflated stats” in an attempt to lay blame elsewhere. Remember what we mentioned about CYA?

Lt. Lauri Burgett Admits the Kidnapping Stats were Fake

You can down load it too if you want. 

Download Lauri Burgett - Admit The Stats Were Bad

(And a quick note to Lauri Burgett, PSB and the Phoenix Police Dept: We have put this audio in several spots in case you try and have it removed like the Polombo recordings-BPC)

Phoenix police Lieutenant Lauri Burgett tries to pin the blame on two cops - Phil Roberts and commander Klima, as if she was ordered to cover something up and tried to ‘fix” things.

Listen to her, "I told you so..." voice as she attempts to place the fradulant kidnapping stats on her boss and Phil Roberts!  After at least a dozen Phil Robert’s memos - after him getting demoted for pointing out the fraudulent kidnappings, this worthless snatch had the audacity to refer to them as “Phil’s kidnapping stats?”

Wasn't it lieutenant Lauri Burgett who flew to England recently with chief Jack Ass to discuss Phoenix as the kidnapping capital of the world? Wasn't it Lauri Burgett who openly proclaimed that she is "protected" by mayor Phil OxyGordon and has his cell phone programmed in her cell phone? 

So if Lauri Burgett knew the stats were wrong for so long (at least when Phil and she were working together back in 2009 as this recording demonstrates), why wouldn’t she call mayor Phil on his cell phone or tell chief Jack Ass before they went to England?  

Because Phoenix police lieutenant Lauri Burgett is a lying snatch...that's why! 

Lauri Burgett was grand standing for both Gordon and Harris so they could fraudulently obtain federal stimulus dollars for Phoenix - dollars which Burgett herself would have personally gained in overtime compensation.

Just another example of the rot, corruption, lies and ineptitude that plague the Phoenix police department under the worst police chief/public safety manager/chief jack ass we have and will ever see.

Lauri Burgett Admits the Kidnapping Stats Were Bogus

Phoenix Kidnapping Stats and the Lies of Tommy Thompson, Mayor Phil Gordon and Phoenix Police Chief Jack Harris

"Understand this very clearly, there were 358 kidnappings in 2008.”
               -Phoenix Police Department Spokesman – Tommy Thompson, CBS News 5, 8-17-10

Really?  And how did you come up with these numbers? We don't think there were 358, nor do we think there were 348, 248, 148 or 48 - at least according to our own analysis. Now we aren’t statisticians nor do we have fancy degrees from those Division 1 schools that most Phoenix cops go to like University of Phoenix, Western International, Ottawa College, or Mesa Community College, but these numbers just don’t add up.

It's appears so simple even a Phoenix Homicide Detective can figure this out. Check out this link for the FBI.

http://www.fbi.gov/hq/cjisd/missingpersons.htm

The National Crime Information Center’s (NCIC) Missing Person File was implemented in 1975. According to NCIC, in 2007, there were 518 records entered as Abducted by a Stranger…IN THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES.

Yet somehow in Phoenix we had 358 alone in 2008??!!?! Only one year later?  I think Tommy Thompson's number is off, by about 350! 

Maybe Tommy Thompson was trying to pull a Jedi Mind Trick on all of us? 

Tommy Thompson's Mind Trick

Tommy we have some "truthful" stories we hope you can plant in the media too. Let's see if you can pull it off....Phil Gordon's security detail is just that and not the private drunk bus for him and his paid whore, Andy Anderson is a player among the ladies and not the misogynistic, wife beating slob we all think he is, and Louie Tovar's kid didn't molest family members he was merely playing find the trouser snake!  If you can lie about kidnapping statistics then surely you can bend the truth on these....No?

Here's another stat:

In 2008 according to the American Community Survey, the population of Phoenix was 1,567,924.

So according to Tommy Thompson in 2008, 1 out of every 4,380 citizens were kidnapped in Phoenix. 

Really?

We don’t recall reading about any of these in the newspaper nor hearing about it in our neighborhoods, community or church? There was however a 24% decrease in murders in 2008 with only 169 murders occurring, which we all read about in the newspapers.

According to Pill Popping, Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon in his testimony, “People are being tortured. People are being kidnapped. Almost every night, Phoenix police will get one or more calls, with variations of the same story…”

Almost every night? To whom are these calls going? We can’t even find one cop to validate these lies made up by Tommy Thompson, Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon and Chief of Police Jack Ass Harris.

It’s pretty clear to us that Phil Gordon and Chief Jack Harris lied and are trying their damndest to create numbers that validate and add up to 358.  Rumor has it Chuck Miiiilllller is also involved.

Tommy Thompson:  You just need to STFU and let pill popping Phil, Chief Jack Ass, and Chuck Miiiilllller figure out this lie, all by themselves.  They'll probably end up firing someone and trying to Indict us again - this time on some Federal charges.