So We Have a New Police Chief. What Happens Next? Read Our Summation of What Needs to Be Done!

As you are all probably aware, our new Phoenix Police chief was sworn in earlier this week.  Proudly strutting around the event was Lt. Dave Adams in his PPSLA shirt glad handing and smiling, wondering which fellow cops told us about his DV and kidnapping conviction!

The question everyone asks us is, “Now what?”  “What will chief Garcia do?” “Where should he sink his teeth in, but most importantly – what does it mean for BadPhoenixCops?”

We’ll answer the later question first. 

Since we see no change and until all that is dirty and shitty in the Phoenix PD is indicted, fired and gone (or any combination of the three) we don’t plan to change anything.  We march on.  We have no elaborate plan or scheme and will continue to vilify cops in a public forum.  It’s exhilarating to excoriate dirty cops and destroy any chance for future advancement.  It’s refreshing when we get calls from good cops telling us how absolutely crazy and utterly humiliated these dirty cops become and how we alter their attitude, their disposition and sometimes – force them to retire or quit a fat paying job, simply because they can no longer tolerate being on a website each day.  Just ask a lying douchebag like Jeff Hynes who is working at Grand Canyon University trying to put his past behind him!  He walked away from a fat salary and DROP because of us.  Just wait until we infiltrate the campus and hand out the BRADY list to all his students!  They can indict us, follow us, investigate us, sue us, and charge us with whatever law they make up.  We always have the last say in the never-ending Internet ass fuck!

But as for the new chief Garcia…we see some challenges he will be facing. We heard he is asking for everyone’s CV to review their backgrounds and qualifications.  We are already hearing rumblings and posturing since most of the higher ranks obtained worthless MBAs and post doctorate degrees from these local correspondence schools; and on paper they appear more qualified then Garcia.  Garcia’s first hurdle will be having a Come to Jesus meeting with these useless assclowns, explaining to them how all those degrees are meaningless against leadership and experience.  If baccalaureate and doctorate degrees were solely important, they themselves would have his job but clearly they do not! 

From our perspective here is a short list of things Garcia will need to build some critical mass:

The assistant chiefs.  It is very tough to find anyone worth their salt and the bad ones outweigh the good ones.  Take a look at Tracey Montgomery and Jim Pina. These two idiots are to law enforcement, what Dr. Seuss was to science and medicine.  Just try and name one good task, one good project or one great idea either of these top cops have had?  Cops hate them. Citizens hate them and ever the LGBT and Rainbow coalition can’t stand them. Pina is stupid, short and mean. Montgomery is stupid, ugly and stupid.  When really dumbass cops like Lt. Stan Hoover find someone to be stupid...then they must be really fucking stupid! 

We challenge anyone to find three people who would sit in a closed-door session and proclaim Montgomery or Pina as good, productive leaders.  We challenge anyone to find three officers who will sing their praises anonymously on this website!   

Garcia should really assess his entire staff and ask for input from front line officers like lieutenants and sergeants (but not the likes of Dave Adams) to gauge who is a good leader and who is not.   We would also encourage and recommend Garcia speak with anyone who has retired in the past 12 months and who had 20 or more years of service with the PPD.   He could learn so much, in a short time period from these folks and get a deep dive assessment on all the fucktards and assclowns.


Corruption and Retaliation. Garcia needs to address the flat out corruption and retaliation against some good cops – like Phil Roberts, Dave Barnes (…who by the way had everything dismissed against him! Yeah EVERYTHING…and he was prematurely fired without so much as a PSB investigatiom, yet someone like Dave Adams, convicted of imprisonment is running for reelection of PPSLA??!!), Linnae Knowles and others mentioned here who were attacked by chief Jack Ass Harris and forced to quit or were embarrassed and humiliated.  In all cases hire them back (if this is what they want), ensure that their records/files show nothing but positive and flawless documentation and genuinely ask what can be done to fix all those that were wronged.

Flush the toilet. In that same vein, Garcia needs to fire those who were the henchmen for Jack – Mike Polombo and his dumb cunt wife and master cockswoman Heather Polombo, the other useless hachet wound Lauri Burgett, Theron Quass, Joe Knott, Spalla, Sandy Renteria, Yahner, Brokaw, and anything with the last name of Tovar and or anyone tied to the Tovar child molestation story...and everyone mentioned on this blog.

And we’re not talking about some long drawn out bullshit PSB investigation, in some sort of Jeff Gordon-esq fashion where they sit on paid leave for 4-6 months.  We mean Donald Trump fired – as in -  here’s a box, collect your shit, find your red stapler, don’t come back and don’t let the door hit your ass on your way out – FIRED!  Then add them all to BRADY and indict them on perjury, filing false police reports and abuse of power so they may never be hired in any law enforcement position again.  Give them all their Glocks, with just one single hollow point bullet, and remind them that under the chin or in the temple and they can miss; and in the mouth is always better.   Actually, we take that back.  Let them go for the temple as to remain in a vegetative state, shitting themselves and drooling.

The right hand guy. Garcia needs to pick a decent, smart exec chief as his right hand man.  Since no one has had the balls to stand up to Yahner or Jack, and they all have sat by silently to protect their own asses, (but yet ironically during the chief interview and vetting process, they touted their leadership and command expertise…Hmmm.  Ironic...don't ya think?), we think this needs to be an outside person.  We have a dinner bet with a current top cop on who it won't be, with the winning prize being Capital Grille!   Garcia needs to find someone who can quickly bring people together, knock down walls and represent the Phoenix PD as a stellar organization.  We see no one in the Phoenix PD who can do this.  We would advocate for an assistant chief or commander if someone shared with us any experienced top cop with a hefty set of balls.  We just don’t see it with anyone in the current crop.  All they would do is demote the folks mentioned above and let them retire with dignity and take the safe easy path.

Fair skies kill a rainbow. Garcia needs to get off the diversity bullshit program started by his boss’ predecessor.  Frank Fairbanks wanted color, creed and sexual orientation above competence.  This bad decision has compromised the Phoenix PD.  Garcia needs to know that ironically he was hired because his name ends in a couple of vowels and will undoubtedly enjoy many lunches at Los Dos Molinos. He needs to use this “asset” to get better people in without appearing as a bigot.  Hiring others whose names end in vowels or the letters E-Z is OK sometimes, if they can do the job.  Garcia needs to promote churn within the PPD but veil it with he’s just mixing things up – albeit – indefinitely! Again asking recently retired cops with 20+ years or speaking one on one with some sergeants and lieutenants will not only earn him respect, but knowledge.

Dumbass+Fucktard=Problem.  Garcia needs to know his boss (not just Dave Cavasos…but also Ed Zuercher) are absolute complete fucking idiots and would sell their own moms to brothels for $5.  Between the two of them, there are no good ideas and no creativity.  Most know that Dave Cavasos' corruption started with TRAVELGATE at the airport and continues in the City Manager’s office, including talking himself out of a ticket and a DUI.  That’s not to say things can’t be changed, but when you are potentially smarter than your own boss, that could lead to problems.  This could be challenging for Garcia.

Loyalty. Garcia needs to foster a department that is loyal to him, which is going to be tough as an outsider.  His predecessor Jack Ass Harris had loyalty, but it was built on a department of corruption at the senior level.  We recommend a department of loyalty for Garcia at the commander, lieutenant and street cop level, and avoid any loyalty with his assistant chiefs.  If he can quickly garner an alliance with the cops who matter, the rest will fall into place and the current asst. chiefs will crumble.

Kiss our ring. Of course Garcia could meet with us, but until we see some traction and hear more about what he is doing, we wouldn’t be interested and we wouldn’t hold our breath waiting for him.  Wrongs need to be made right before we would have any audience with him and its always on our terms and never his.  Plus like we said earlier, destroying dirty cops is fun and the only thing that will silence us at this point is stacks of $100 bills in a trunk or life long membership in the Detective Heather Cox Armstrong Polombo Maryvale blow job club.

That’s our short list, we encourage the comments to add more and hopefully Garcia will read this and take notice.   Imagine if this was all enacted within the next 30 days, how better we would all be? 
Geez…we might have to launch our sister site GoodPhoenixCops.com to sing Garcia’s praises. 
But only time will tell.

So many before him could have done something and made some great positive changes, but so many chickened out and were cunts.

We are optimistic.  

We learned a long time ago that this is the best time for Garcia.  The first 30-60 days is when any new employee can help an organization and they can be the most insightful – before they start drinking the kool-aid!

And if we had one bit of advice for chief Garcia? 

In order to make an omelette, you have to break a lot of eggs. 
Chief Garcia - make us a great omelette and don't be a douchebag because you will end up here like so many before you.

Lieutenant Laurel (Lauri) Burgett knew the Kidnapping Stats Were Fraudulent And Admits it in This Audio Tape – Exclusively on BadPhoenixCops.com

We have said time-and-again the entire Phoenix PD is in CYA mode (Cover Your Ass) over the fraudulent kidnapping stats chief Jack Ass Harris and mayor Phil OxyGordon presented to Congress. 

If you read our blog regularly, you will know that officer Phil Roberts sent numerous memos to the city which we (and we assume Phil and others), forwarded to the OIG, prompting the current audit and the subsequent criminal investigation.

Officer Roberts brought these fraudulent kidnapping stats to the attention of city manager David Cavasos, assistant city manager Ed Zeurcher and practically everyone in Phoenix city leadership, and it is a well known fact he thought the stats we wrong from jumpstreet.

But what if the person behind the kidnapping stats openly admitted they were inflated? What if they did this on an audio tape in 2010? What if they tried to deflect the blame back to Roberts?

We obtained this recording of Phoenix police lieutenant Lauri Burgett where she admits the stats were inflated. But in a bold and brazen move, she refers to them as “Phil Roberts inflated stats” in an attempt to lay blame elsewhere. Remember what we mentioned about CYA?

Lt. Lauri Burgett Admits the Kidnapping Stats were Fake

You can down load it too if you want. 

Download Lauri Burgett - Admit The Stats Were Bad

(And a quick note to Lauri Burgett, PSB and the Phoenix Police Dept: We have put this audio in several spots in case you try and have it removed like the Polombo recordings-BPC)

Phoenix police Lieutenant Lauri Burgett tries to pin the blame on two cops - Phil Roberts and commander Klima, as if she was ordered to cover something up and tried to ‘fix” things.

Listen to her, "I told you so..." voice as she attempts to place the fradulant kidnapping stats on her boss and Phil Roberts!  After at least a dozen Phil Robert’s memos - after him getting demoted for pointing out the fraudulent kidnappings, this worthless snatch had the audacity to refer to them as “Phil’s kidnapping stats?”

Wasn't it lieutenant Lauri Burgett who flew to England recently with chief Jack Ass to discuss Phoenix as the kidnapping capital of the world? Wasn't it Lauri Burgett who openly proclaimed that she is "protected" by mayor Phil OxyGordon and has his cell phone programmed in her cell phone? 

So if Lauri Burgett knew the stats were wrong for so long (at least when Phil and she were working together back in 2009 as this recording demonstrates), why wouldn’t she call mayor Phil on his cell phone or tell chief Jack Ass before they went to England?  

Because Phoenix police lieutenant Lauri Burgett is a lying snatch...that's why! 

Lauri Burgett was grand standing for both Gordon and Harris so they could fraudulently obtain federal stimulus dollars for Phoenix - dollars which Burgett herself would have personally gained in overtime compensation.

Just another example of the rot, corruption, lies and ineptitude that plague the Phoenix police department under the worst police chief/public safety manager/chief jack ass we have and will ever see.

Lauri Burgett Admits the Kidnapping Stats Were Bogus

Jack Ass Harris and Phil Oxycontin Gordon – The Timeline, Their Lies and the Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats - Phoenix, Arizona DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE 358 Kidnappings in 2008!

It’s checkmate for chief of police Jack Ass Harris. We see no way he and mayor Phil Gordon can get out of this lie.  We can't wait to see this arrogant bumbling prick in handcuffs.

The city of Phoenix is doing their best to put up some great “spin” in justifying their fraudulent kidnapping stats for 2008. They made up these stats and never expected anyone to call them out and investigate their validity.

What they can’t deny is the testimony of Jack Harris, Phil Gordon, their application for federal funds and the fact that they don’t have 358 DRs (police reports) to validate their statistics. They simply do not exist and weren't vetted by anyone!

We know this is all very confusing for the layman so let us layout for you the timeline, the details, the words and statements of Jack Ass Harris, Phil Gordon and others in Phoenix city management and how they lied about these kidnapping stats for 2008.

There is some tremendous back-peddling going on within the Phoenix PD and city government right now.  They know heads are going to roll, people are going to get fired and cops and city officials may be charged criminally for lying and crafting these fraudulent statistics.  The question is which ones?

First - Jack Harris and Sgt. John Wals applied for a federal grant on April 15, 2009, totaling $747,845

Operation Eagle Eye - Phoenix PD Requests $747,845 From the Federal Government

In Jack’s own words and within the application it states:

1) “The City of Phoenix was recently designated the ‘Kidnapping Capital’ of the United States and is only second worldwide in these crimes to Mexico City.”

2) “Phoenix ranks first in the nation for kidnappings and second worldwide only to Mexico City. In 2008…kidnappings topped 300.”

3) “Media headlines naming Phoenix the kidnapping capital of the nation are detrimental to our community.”


4) “The Phoenix Police Department has experienced the severity of this situation first hand; our city ranks first in the nation for the number of kidnapping incidents, second worldwide only to Mexico City.”


Then Jack Harris and Lt. Laurel Burgett applied for federal grant on April 23, 2009, totaling $1,745,329

Operation Homeland Defense Has Chief Jack Ass and Lauri Burgett Requesting $1,745,329 From the Federal Government

In Jack’s own words and within the application it states:

1) “Statement of the Problem: The City of Phoenix is considered the ‘Kidnapping Capital of America’ and is second only worldwide to Mexico City for these crimes. The United States Senate’s Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee held a field hearing in Phoenix on April 20, 2009, for the purpose of discussing the dramatic increase in border-related violent crime that has spilled into Phoenix.”

2) “In 2008 alone, kidnappings increased 16.2% topping over 300 incidents. Averaging more than one per day…” (So for anyone who lived in Phoenix in 2008...Do you remember everyday in the news that someone was kidnapped?  No news agency noticed this trend and reported on it?  We sure don't remember seeing or hearing about a kidnapping per diem in 2008 - BPC)

3) “These numbers demonstrate a significant crime issue unique to Phoenix.”


4) “…sophisticated and organized groups are perpetrating these crimes.”


5) “….these border-related crimes are being committed throughout Phoenix…”

6) “To effectively address these border-related issues in the community, specialized equipment and personnel resources are needed.”

7) “The paramount goal of ‘Home Defense’ will be to aggressively pursue violent criminals engaged in border-related crimes.”

8) “Overall, the goal is to reduce the number of these specific border-related crimes.”


But Three Days Before Applying for "Operation Homeland Defense," Chief Jack Ass Harris and Phil Gordon testify before Congress on April 20, 2009

Harris and Gordon Testimony Before Congress Where the Commit Perjury - April 20, 2009

In his testimony, Jack Ass Harris makes the following claims:

1) “However, border related crime and violence is affecting our community.”


2) “In 2008 there were 368 kidnappings….in Phoenix.” (Remember:  the kidnapping stats in question are 358, not 368. Not only is chief Jack Ass Harris lying, he doesn’t even remember the lie! - BPC)


3) “This problem has garnered the attention of the world.”

4) “The majority of the victims of kidnappings and home invasions are involved directly or indirectly with drug or human smuggling.”

5) “The officers I need to assign to combat the problem of border violence are a valuable resource that I have had to pull off their regular duties throughout the department.”

6) “…the problem of border violence will continue….we cannot deal with this problem without the help of the federal government.”

7) “…we need federal funding so that we can staff the squads and teams to deal with these violent and deadly crimes.”

8) “Border violence is a national problem. We are a local agency dealing with the symptoms which are spilling into our streets.”

With his whore Elissa on his arm, in his testimony Phoenix mayor Phil OxyGordon makes the following claims:

1) “People are being kidnapped. Almost every night, Phoenix Police will get one or more calls with variations of the same story – ‘My wife is being held in a Phoenix drop house and they say they will torture and kill her if we don’t pay them thousands of dollars.’”

2) “For each one of those calls, Phoenix will divert significant resources on the spot – as many as 60 officers – to find, rescue and protect these kidnap victims.”


3) “As mayor, I respectively urge this Subcommittee to support not just continuing- but increasing – funding to our federal partners in Arizona.”

4) “If you have even one dollar to invest – this is where it will have an immediate impact.”


5) “I will sign a contract with you guaranteeing to use every cent of every dollar in the most effective way possible.”

When the shit hit the fan, The Phoenix Police Department responded to the media allegations of officer Phil Roberts false kidnapping numbers on August 23, 2010

Media Release Phoenix PD - August 23, 2010 Defending the Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats

1) “…accusations that the numbers have been intentionally inflated. This is untrue.”


2)  “The reports also break out incidents marked as ‘information only’ which are marked as such for a variety of reasons.

3) “Kidnappings such as domestic violence and sexually motivated incidents are reported separately.” (We will show you later, how this is simply not true - BPC)

Jack Ass Harris and Ed "no balls" Zuercher notified the City Council 2 days later with an August 25, 2010 memo explaining the 2008 kidnapping numbers


Ed Zuercher and Jack Harris Lying About the Kidnapping Stats

Ed Zuercher had the power to fix this when he was originally faced with Phil Roberts' memos, but he did nothing and now needs to support Jack Harris’ lies. What else can Ed Zuercher do?  Ed Zuercher is useless and "testicle free" like many before him and many on Phoenix city council. Ed is going to need to come clean to the OIG!

1)  “…accusations that the [kidnapping] numbers have been intentionally inflated.”


2)  “The reports also break out incidents marked as ‘information only’”

3) “…in 2008 a total of 358 kidnapping reports were recorded as assigned to VCBR, HIKE, or IIMPACT…”

4) “…domestic violence and sexually motivated incidents are reported separately.”

The city manager David Cavasos and assistant city manager (Ed Zuercher) in a letter dated December 15, 2010 questioned CBS News and the accuracy of Peter Busch's Reporting.

They sent this letter to Peter Busch's boss at CBS, hoping to intimidate the news station into posting some sort of retraction.  Thankfully, it didn't work.

Letter of Intimidation to CBS - Defending the Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats

1) “…we have verified several times the accuracy of the kidnapping statistics generated by the Phoenix Police Department.”

Out of the 359 alleged kidnapping reports our sources were able to view 227 of them.  

Out of the 227 reports, 177 were NOT border related.  Jack's numbers, facts and figures are dwindling. 

We only found 19 (which we highlighted in YELLOW on our sheet) that we can attribute as "kidnapping."  That's 19 out of 277 so far!

Still don't think the Phoenix PD are lying?  Think again!

List of Police Reports Sent to Judicial Watch - These are the 358 Kidnapping Reports Validating the Phoenix PD Claims

By our own analysis, more than 75% of the reports presented by the Phoenix police department and Jack Harris to obtain federal grant money related to border violence and kidnapping - were not border related, nor were they kidnapping related, and they assuredly do not make the city of Phoenix the kidnapping capital behind Mexico City. We anticipate this 75% to continue to grow to somewhere near 90%.   You can see the reports that are related to Domestic Violence or some "other" crime, and they were not removed as Jack Harris, Ed Zuercher and others had stated.

Of all the documents in this link, the one below is by far the most intriguing. It is an MS Excel spreadsheet showing all the 2008 police reports.  This was provided to us by a source in the Phoenix police department.

This is a line by line analysis of all the reports. As we mentioned earlier, our sources were only able to view 277 of the 358 kidnappings. The yellow lines are the 19 that we confirmed as “kidnappings” in 2008.  Again - 19 out of 277!

The rest were labeled as kidnappings and according to all these above memos/links were vetted by the Phoenix PD and reconfirmed several times as kidnappings in 2008.

How can this be?

Reading this report, any person with half a brain can see that they were indeed NOT removed and there are some serious flaws in the data that Jack Harris, Phil Gordon and the Phoenix PD are relying upon. One report (the 2nd on this sheet) is from 2007.  How can a report from 2007 be included in 2008 kidnappings?

Hey Jack...is your new Corvette for sale? I don't think you will need it where you are going!

Numerous sources have also pointed out that everyone under investigation and scheduled to meet with the OIG is going to "lawyer up" and not cooperate by refusing to meet or speak with anyone from the Office of Inspector General.   While we understand the Right to not Self Incriminate, not cooperating will only exacerbate the problem and underscore the lies and malfeasance of lieutenant Lauri Burgett, Phoenix police chief Jack Harris and Phoenix mayor Phil Gordon.  This is a very good case of where not speaking will certainly incriminate those being investigated.

As cops do you really want to protect these dirty, lying shitbags?  Is your career as a cop worth protecting the likes of Burgett, Harris and Gordon or a dipshit like Ed Zuercher?

Looks like a lot of dirty cops have a lot of contemplating and soul searching to do.
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