Sean Mattson Wins PPSLA Election. Somewhere lieutenant Dave Adams is Taking Out His Loss On a Woman

Q:  What does Lt. Dave Adams of the Phoenix PD say to a woman with two black eyes and a bloody lip?
A:  Nothing.  He’s already told her enough and she just doesn't appear to be listening!~Anonymous

Ahhh.  The power of a blog and published words.  Watch those numbers in the top left...GROW like a dickweed!

The results are in!  Sean Mattson wins as president of PPSLA. Lt. Dave Adams, convicted of imprisonment gets booted back to patrol.  Let’s all hope Dave Adams doesn’t get routed on any DV calls!

Congrats Sean. 

You have a lot of good cops to thank for telling us about
Dave Adams Domestic Bliss From 1997 -LINK.  

We don’t need flowers or thank yous. Just be a great cop, exude leadership, do what is right and not what is popular. Most importantly don’t let that cunt Lauri Burgett run to PPSLA anymore for any defense. 

Sean, if you slip, have a momentary lapse of reason or become Jeff Hynes and turn your back on the good sergeants and lieutenats who need you  – we will be here to remind you and we probably have more sergeants and lieutenants in our back pocket than you do!  We hope that the motto Fair Representation will actually mean something to you. 

Chief Garcia:  Carve out 30 minutes in your calendar to meet with Sean.  It will pay spades and you will learn so much.

And the funniest part about this election?  
Matt Knowles received 15 votes.  Yeah!   There are 14 sergeant and lieutenants out there, who are completed fucking assclown and aren't fit to lead or manage anyone.

And the even funnier part? 
The amount of texts and phone calls being left on former PPSLA president Mark Half-wit Hafkey’s cell phone!  Half Wit Hafkey had his own problems and investigations in the Phoenix PD including being a fucking idiot, useless, stupid, an all around hunk of cock snot for appointing Dave Adams as his successor.

If you want to send your own text or voicemail, you can contact Mark on his cell at 602-703-5211.  If someone answers in Spanish, it will be his wife that he mailed away for in Mexico.

What Waddles like a Penguin and Looks Like a Dude? It’s Phoenix police Lieutenant Lauri Burgett - and The Office of Inspector General Returns to Conduct a Proctology Exam on Her $1.7M Grant!

Anal Sex is not on everyone’s favorite list.

Some like it. Some don’t.

Taking a large object in the pooper hurts. Just ask a guy like Phoenix police Lt. Mark Hafkey who has his head up his ass all day, everyday.  It could ruin your day if you're not prepared.

Last week Phoenix police lieutenant Lauri Burgett got sodomized by the OIG with one of their investigations.

The Office of the Inspector General (OIG) returned and asked Lauri for an accounting on how she spent  the $1.7 Million dollars in HIDTA (High Intensity Drug Trafficking Areas).

Of the $1.7M some of the major dollar expenditures include:

- A new police car for Lauri Burgett – and she’s the only one who appears to have received one!
- Overtime pay for Lauri Burgett!
Lauri’s earnings in prior years were:
2008 - $175K
2009 - $198K
and last year in 2010 Lauri Burgett’s W2 was in the range of $240K.
- And one rifle.

Yeah - pretty crazy!  And cops wonder why they get no respect when they blatantly and publically lie, steal, and abuse their powers like Lauri Burgett.

Kidnappings have gone down, the 2008 stats are fake, but in the same time frame we paid a Phoenix police lieutenant $65K in additional monies with dollars earmarked for kidnapping...or in this instance she paid herself!  Little else was spent in the areas of support or defense of actual kidnapping. Sounds to us like Lauri Burgett got $1.7M of fun money for a personal spending spree of cars, pay and trips.  Now we know why Lauri Burgett lied and fabricated the kidnapping stats and had it out for the whistleblower, Phil Roberts.

There's no plausible deniability here either. Amazingly in the Fall of 2010 via a recorded investigation, Lt. Lauri Burgett admitted she knew back in 2009 that stats were fabricated, but she still thought it was right to spend money in 2010 on a new car and a 37% raise.  Lauri Burgett raped the city of Phoenix in overtime working on kidnappings that didn't exist, with no oversight or accountability. 

The Troll Lauri Burgett Tells Us She Knew the Stats Were Made Up

In the same time frame she flew to England with Jack Ass Harris and the Jack Ass’ wife Connie to attend a summit on kidnapping and used the same monies for this trip.

Here’s a picture of Lauri Burgett having fun on the Thames with federal stimulus dollars, ear-marked for kidnapping.  Bob's Your Uncle!!!

Ironically, Phoenix police Lt. Lauri Burgett spent the money on a vacation to England to discuss of all things - fraudulent stats that never happened and how she got $1.7M in funding by labeling Phoenix the kidnapping capital of the world. 

Those limeys must have actually thought they were speaking to someone who knew something about kidnappings, when all they got was a dumbass from Phoenix on a federally funded vacation with a lying Jack Ass chief.

Man...we live in a fucked up city when city council, the mayor, the police chief and the city manager's office allow this to happen - and Phil Roberts still has one of the shittiest jobs in the Phoenix PD.  We sure hope there are some criminal indictments from the Feds.

Where is the accountability and what happened to the Integrity Clause in David Cavasos' contract?

The Yet-To-Be-Released, PPSLA 2010 Survey. A Gift to Us From a Good Honest Cop. Mark Hafkey Didn't Want Anyone To See These Supporting Comments!

PPSLA is the acronym for the Phoenix police union:  Phoenix Police Sergeants and Lieutenants Association. This group’s president is a major douchebag named lieutenant Mark Hafkey. We refer to this miserable fucktard as simply, Hafkey the Half-wit. Mark Hafkey is a brainless twit and an FOJ - a friend of chief Jack Ass - and is part of the rot and corruption that plagues the Phoenix police department.

UPDATE:  Someone was kind enough to resend us and remind us of lieutenant Mark Hafkey's disciplinary review from 1998, where he made some off-color comments to a female employee.  Our sources tell us like most of the dirty cops in the Phoenix PD, Mark Hafkey is a salty, dirty dog.


Click Here To See Phoenix Police Lt. Mark Hafkey's Disciplinary Doc

Recently PPSLA conducted a 2010 survey to find out what sergeants and lieutenants think of the current state of the Phoenix police department. Our sources have provided us with those results...and a little more data that no one was supposed to know about!

This has not been published anywhere - including the PPSLA website - and we received these about the same time Mark Hafkey the Halfwit did.  If you are a sergeant or lieutenant in the Phoenix PD and took this survey, you are seeing it here on this blog, first!   How's that for leaked information!!?

We have posted this survey in 2 docs. The first is the survey itself with answers. The second document is the commentary supporting the questions and some really juicy stuff.

This second doc was never to be released to anyone and Hafkey was going to destroy it or at least keep it secret. Hafkey is having a coronary right now, scratching his bald head trying to figure out how this was leaked!

We didn’t get a firm number of the total number of respondents but judging from the questions, it appears at least 155 PPSLA members took this survey.

Thematically speaking, these responders think chief Jack Ass and his staff resemble a group of turtles trying to fuck a football.  Just a group of absolute assclowns with no direction, no leadership, no communication and a "good ol boy's" club that only takes care of themselves.

So based on the responses from Phoenix Police sergeants and lieutenants...

30% of the respondents are dissatisfied with the Phoenix police department.
57% are dissatisfied with information they receive from the command staff and assistant chiefs
50% think their concerns are not communicated effectively
59% think their concerns are not address by their command staff and assistant chiefs
64% think their commanders and assistant chiefs work well to dispel rumors
50% think decisions made by commanders are not in the best interested of the Phoenix PD
53% think the Phoenix PD does not address unethical behavior
60% think high ethical standards are not a core value of the department

100% read this blog and know being mentioned here is a career limiting move!

PPSLA-2010Survey

The second doc of "comments" is a bit long and little tough to read (the format sucks and we tried to clean it up), but we think if you print it out it is well worth it. Again, Hafkey wasn't going to release this but we got it!

All the comments are similar – Get rid of Jack Harris and the entire command staff of assistant chiefs and start over.  It will be interesting to see how Hafkey the dumbshit "spins" this and what results he will post on his unaccredited grass roots website that doesn't receive 10,000 visitors a month PPSLA.ORG


PPSLA 2010 Survey Comments