Every Wonder What It’s Like to Be a Morbidly Obese AssClown? Meet Phoenix Police Commander Benny Pina! Benny Pina Loves Using the “N” Word so Read our New Investigation Requests and the Multiple Ops Orders Benny Violated.

Remember as a kid watching those old Zorro TV shows?  Remember that fat stupid bumbling sergeant who Zorro always made a fool of and ultimately swiped a Z on his fat ass or stomach?  In today’s Phoenix PD, this art is imitating life with commander Benny Pina. A fat useless POS who just needs to go and manage a landscaping business.

This just isn’t going to be a good week for Benny Pina. His wife Rose isn’t going to be too happy either once we get a hold of her and let her know, what we know.

Below are LINKS to our complaint letters we sent for number violations of Operations Orders by Benny “Gordo” Pina.  The first one is Benny being caught walking up a hill with a young blonde female in Deems Park on December 9^th.  The second is his usage of racial slurs against detective Terry Yahwey in a meeting recently.


Was this an approved workout for Benny?  Was she a subordinate? Was she a civilian? Is she into fat dudes?  Was this a work vehicle used for private measures?  We have the same questions that demand an investigation into Benny Pina, by the city of Phoenix.

Complaint #1 - Benny Pina Phoenix PD


Complaint #2 - Benny Pina Phoenix PD

The second was what transpired in a meeting recently.  Benny Pina loves using the word “nigger” and has lobed it in the past with racial slurs directed at Detective Terry  Yahwey, a black officer with the PPD.  Well he did it again, in a meeting with many Phoenix cops and with acting commander Joe Yahner present.  It appears Benny hasn’t learned and the Phoenix PD hasn’t changed since chief Jack Ass left.  That’s why we’re here and that’s why good cops tell us, and we inform you.

Let’s face facts.  A quick review of Benny’s medical file will show a file as big as our blogger's balls.  It will also show that his weight, matches his cholesterol level and his BMI is equal to the age of the blonde female we caught him snookering with on his walk. 

Recently Commander Pina was in the news discussing how his precinct will adjust their hours to 13 hour work days over 3 days.  The 3 day part is nothing new for Benny.  It’s the 13 hours each day that will throw him for a loop.  Is it possible that Commander Benny Pina can stay awake that long? 

With Hostess filing for Bankruptcy, we’re not quite sure where Benny will get his sugar high to keep him alert at his own precinct to maintain his own 13 hour requirement?  Will this be monitored so as to ensure Commander Pina doesn’t slip into a diabetic coma and lose a foot?

Undoubtedly there isn’t a fitness test Benny may pass and Benny needs to strict diet and exercise routine.  Seeing him on TV he looks as if he is about to burst. Check out the link with Benny talking about the 13 hour shifts.

13 Hour Work Weeks? Benny Pina Can't Stay Awake That Long!

The only thing funnier than seeing Benny Pina try and walk up a hill is seeing Mike Polombo trying to ascend while scuba diving in Hawaii!

While we are pleased to see a morbidly obese police officer like Benny, walking and exercising, we might suggest taking away his car and issuing him a bicycle or a good pair of walking shoes.   BadPhoenixCops would be willing to fund this if needed.

In some other news....If you saw the news last Friday, it looks like Ed Zuercher and David Cavasos finally grew some testicles and are investigating the cops charged with investigating cops – Internal Affairs. 

We hope they forward our requests over to MATRIX to investigate.

Cavasos and Zuercher Grow Some Balls and Investigate Phoenix PD Internal Affairs