The Mayor, Ed Zuercher and Others Reply To Our Investigation into Benny Pina – The Obese Commander Who Hasn’t Seen His Johnson Since Bush 41 was President, and The Phoenix Cop Who Likes to make Racist Comments in Staff Meetings

Sorry folks!

We’ve been busy chasing down a few other stories, but here are the letters we received back from several in Phoenix city management on Benny Pina. 

For those of you in the dark, we requested an investigation into Benny Pina for being a ginormous fat bastard and for making racist comments about Terry Yahweh. 

 

Read the original story here:

READ THE ORIGINAL BENNY PINA STORY - HERE

At least they claim they are having the city's Equal Opportunity Department investigate our complaint against Benny. Pina.  We will let you know where this ends up. 

Good luck Terry.  Sue the fuck out of these guys and kick some ass!  Hopefully you received our letter.

BennyPina Letter Replies

Every Wonder What It’s Like to Be a Morbidly Obese AssClown? Meet Phoenix Police Commander Benny Pina! Benny Pina Loves Using the “N” Word so Read our New Investigation Requests and the Multiple Ops Orders Benny Violated.

Remember as a kid watching those old Zorro TV shows?  Remember that fat stupid bumbling sergeant who Zorro always made a fool of and ultimately swiped a Z on his fat ass or stomach?  In today’s Phoenix PD, this art is imitating life with commander Benny Pina. A fat useless POS who just needs to go and manage a landscaping business.

This just isn’t going to be a good week for Benny Pina. His wife Rose isn’t going to be too happy either once we get a hold of her and let her know, what we know.

Below are LINKS to our complaint letters we sent for number violations of Operations Orders by Benny “Gordo” Pina.  The first one is Benny being caught walking up a hill with a young blonde female in Deems Park on December 9^th.  The second is his usage of racial slurs against detective Terry Yahwey in a meeting recently.


Was this an approved workout for Benny?  Was she a subordinate? Was she a civilian? Is she into fat dudes?  Was this a work vehicle used for private measures?  We have the same questions that demand an investigation into Benny Pina, by the city of Phoenix.

Complaint #1 - Benny Pina Phoenix PD


Complaint #2 - Benny Pina Phoenix PD

The second was what transpired in a meeting recently.  Benny Pina loves using the word “nigger” and has lobed it in the past with racial slurs directed at Detective Terry  Yahwey, a black officer with the PPD.  Well he did it again, in a meeting with many Phoenix cops and with acting commander Joe Yahner present.  It appears Benny hasn’t learned and the Phoenix PD hasn’t changed since chief Jack Ass left.  That’s why we’re here and that’s why good cops tell us, and we inform you.

Let’s face facts.  A quick review of Benny’s medical file will show a file as big as our blogger's balls.  It will also show that his weight, matches his cholesterol level and his BMI is equal to the age of the blonde female we caught him snookering with on his walk. 

Recently Commander Pina was in the news discussing how his precinct will adjust their hours to 13 hour work days over 3 days.  The 3 day part is nothing new for Benny.  It’s the 13 hours each day that will throw him for a loop.  Is it possible that Commander Benny Pina can stay awake that long? 

With Hostess filing for Bankruptcy, we’re not quite sure where Benny will get his sugar high to keep him alert at his own precinct to maintain his own 13 hour requirement?  Will this be monitored so as to ensure Commander Pina doesn’t slip into a diabetic coma and lose a foot?

Undoubtedly there isn’t a fitness test Benny may pass and Benny needs to strict diet and exercise routine.  Seeing him on TV he looks as if he is about to burst. Check out the link with Benny talking about the 13 hour shifts.

13 Hour Work Weeks? Benny Pina Can't Stay Awake That Long!

The only thing funnier than seeing Benny Pina try and walk up a hill is seeing Mike Polombo trying to ascend while scuba diving in Hawaii!

While we are pleased to see a morbidly obese police officer like Benny, walking and exercising, we might suggest taking away his car and issuing him a bicycle or a good pair of walking shoes.   BadPhoenixCops would be willing to fund this if needed.

In some other news....If you saw the news last Friday, it looks like Ed Zuercher and David Cavasos finally grew some testicles and are investigating the cops charged with investigating cops – Internal Affairs. 

We hope they forward our requests over to MATRIX to investigate.

Cavasos and Zuercher Grow Some Balls and Investigate Phoenix PD Internal Affairs

It’s BadPhoenixCops Annual RAW DATA Blog – Random Fact’s and Figures Related to Life, the Blog, the Website and the Dirty Cops in the Phoenix PD

Last year (November, 2010), we did out first RANDOM FACTS AND FIGURES blog and thought it would be a great annual tradition. 

Enjoy and have a good laugh - at the expense of the Phoenix police department!

~BPC

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211 – Number of blog stories we have posted since this blog started, April 2008

2234 – Number of comments left on the blog since this blog started, April 2008

0 – Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife this year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife last year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina will have sex with his wife next year

0 - Number of times assistant chief Jim Pina had sex with his wife anytime during the Obama administration

28 – Number of times Jim Pina’s wife had sex this past year

273 – Number of “hits” our blog received in October, 2011 from people in the City of Phoenix

83 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Arizona State Government

 24 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Department of Homeland Security

11 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from people in the Department of Justice

109 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from someone using an Iron Key

392 - Number of “hits” our blog received in October from someone using HidemyAss.com

1 – Number of sergeants assigned to our blog in PSB (Phoenix PD Internal Affairs), whose job it is to look at this site each day and to inform any current cop if their name was mentioned on the blog (Personal note to PSB sergeant: This blog posting alone is going to keep you busy this week!)

48.96 – Average percentage of NEW visitors we add to the blog each month

51.04 – Average percent of RETURNING visitors we see coming back to the blog each month

74 – Average percentage of users, using Windows

13 - Average percentage of users, using Macintosh

PlayStation Portable – Oddest/most diverse group of device users who view our blog (3%)

4.9 – Average number of seconds it takes for BadPhoenixCops to “load” when you land on the page

7.5 - Average number of seconds it takes for BadPhoenixCops to “load” when you land on the page during peak time

4.7 – Average length of a man’s flaccid penis, in inches

Negative (-) 1.8  - Length of Benny Pina’s penis (He’s so fucking fat, it’s now inverted and starting to turtle...)

2 – Average length of a man’s erect penis in inches on the 4^th floor in Phoenix PD management

 2 – Number of times Surprise, AZ police chief Mike Frazier was arrested in one day for beating and stalking his ex-wife

2- Number of times Mike Frazier has been a police chief, with a checked background as a wife beater

2 - Number of stories sent to us this week about how fucked up the Surprise, AZ police department is; the first story about how a former exec was fucking on the job like Phoenix cop Jeff Gordon - the Phoenix mayor's kid and another how a sergeant resigned who was under investigation. Did we mention that the current police chief Mike Frazier was arrested twice in one day for DV?  Keep up the great work Mike!  Nothing like running a department into the ground like Jack Ass Harris did.

Surprise Police Officer Has An On Duty FuckFest Like Mayor Phil Gordon's Son

Surprise Police Sergeant Resigns While Under Investigation

2 – The shoe size of little Louie Tovar

2- Number of children Louie Tovar’s son Adrian allegedly molested, under the nose of the Phoenix PD, and one child was a family member (And they still haven’t fulfilled our public records request on this matter)

41 - Number of children Penn state coach Jerry Sandusky alleged molested, under the nose of the Penn State Athletic department, and one child was a family member (And a day doesn't go by that this isn't in the news and published around the world)


2 - Number of work colleagues of Adrian Tovar who have contacted us, telling us where he works and how he is not listed in any registry for child molesters, and asking us to forward any public records request we receive

2 - Number of people who have contacted us who said they grew up with and went to Brophy with members of the Tovar family  - and how they always thought they were a weird family and a bunch of creeps

2 – Number of cops we spoke with who claimed they received a blowjob from a ugly lonely female cop with a gunt, in the Maryvale precinct parking lot

2 - The cop’s personal rating of these blowjobs on a scale of 1 through 10 (One lamented, "She used a lot of teeth and its wasn't very good...")

2 – Number of times this year someone contacted us on how to make their own Polombo nameplates

2 - Number of times Mike Polombo has tried to call Theron Quaas today after reading the above three entries, alleging further harassment claims and how this blog serves "no useful purpose"

 2 - Number of times we were contacted this year by an attorney who had a client facing criminal charges and asked us to dig up “dirt” on their arresting or investigating officer so as to embarrass and discredit them on the witness stand

2 – Number of those charged, who were acquitted due to us discrediting a police officer's testimony. (Maybe we should start a consulting business?)

22 – Number of times we were contacted in 2011 by recruiters who were doing background checks on current and former Phoenix cops looking for employment

2 – Number of times we were personal contacted about an employer/recruiter looking to employ Murray Andy Anderson, and we talked them out if it

2 - Number of times Murray Andy Anderson referred to this as an, "unaccredited grass roots website" (We wonder if he regrets those words and still feels the same...)

2 - Number of days it would take for a REAL police chief to fix the Phoenix PD, fire the inept and begin to restore the Phoenix PD to a respected department

2 – In millions of dollars it would take to buy and shut down this website and blog (and climbing...)

2 – Number of times Ed Zuercher’s daughter Ali Google'd his name and inquired, “Hey Dad, What’s a fucktard?”

5.25 – Pounds of turkey that Sonya Thomas (AKA The Black Widow) ate to win the annual turkey eating contest this year in New York City

5.25 – Pounds of feces that Benny Pina dumped the day after Thanksgiving in Phoenix, Arizona

2 – Out of the two types of diabetes, the "Type" Benny Pina will be diagnosed with, within five years

$6,986.31 – Monthly salary of Mike "Potato Head" Polombo

$6,750 - Estimate cost for Phalloplasty (penis enlargement surgery) for the likes of Jim Pina, Joe Yahner, Ed Zuercher, David Cavasos and the rest of the 4th floor Phoenix PD leadership team

$236.31 - The amount of money Mike "Potato Head" Polombo would have remaining after Phalloplasty, should he opt to correct his pinky-sized penis

$12,000 - Estimate cost for vaginoplasty and labiaplasty (removing the meat curtains and reshaping the hooch) for Tracy Montgomery, Heather Polombo and Laurie Burgett (But in all honesty, you just can't put lipstick on a donkey or purfume on a pig; and think that's going to fix it.  You're still going to need to put a bag over their head!)

June 1, 2016 – The date Mike Polombo will be forced to leave the Phoenix PD after entering DROP – unless of course we get him fired first or he has another heart issue while scuba diving

6 - The number of voicemails thus far Mike Polombo has left for Theron Quaas and Joe Knott on this particular blog posting and how he feels "harassed about the pinky-dick comment," how we "sullied his wife's hooch" and how he wants those (us), "psychos booked into jail."

$23.99 - The price for a box of CORBON ammo, (24 rounds  of 9mm) at Sportsmans - the preferred concealed-carry ammo of our law enforcement sources, and friends and family of this blog    The Only Ammo to Use - CORBON

2 - Number of nameplates we need to post on the web to raise Mike Polombo's blood pressure and to send Theron Quaas into investigation mode

4,468 – Average number of words Phil Roberts had in his now infamous kidnapping memos

587 – Number of pocked-mark holes in Murray Andy Anderson’s face

13 - Number of steps it would take for Murray Andy Anderson to fall down, to break his neck


1 - Number of times the police were called to Andy Anderson's home for Domestic Violence, because his wife feared for her life

1 - Number of times Murray Andy Anderson was trespassed from the offices of PLEA

 587 – Number of child crimes that were left in limbo under the watch and leadership of Andy Anderson (We wonder if Adrian Tovar was one of them?)

4 – Number of years both Andy Anderson and Jeff Hynes knew about these unsolved and under worked crimes,  and did nothing

1996 – Year Jeff Hynes was added to the BRADY list for lying

898,098 – Total number of page views our blog has received since its inception in April, 2008

10,290 – Number of page views thus far in the month of November

$10,000 – Number of dollars Tracy Montgomery allegedly spent on attorney’s fees investigating how to sue and or shut down this site

14 - Best estimate according to our sources of the number of Phoenix city employees, Tracy Montgomery has "dated"

 200 – The multiplier that the dumb stupid cunt Tracy Montgomery would have needed to multiply her $10,000 by, in order to shut down (and own) this blog

3000+ - The number of Phoenix police officers happy and elated they weren't mentioned or discussed in this annual blog entry!

1 - The number one blog and website on the PLANET - BadPhoenixCops.com Where we destroy, vilify and excoriate any and all dirty cops in the Phoenix PD without remorse.  No one in the Phoenix PD has a conscience.  So why should we?

Jim Pina – Assistant Chief in the Phoenix Police Department who is Affectionately Known as the DIRTY SANCHEZ. Jim Pina is Looking For a New Job - Not With This Website Around!!

We have blogged often about Jack Harris’ Axis of Evil.  These were Jack’s dirty, shitbag henchmen who would meet with him after staff meetings to talk about the real issues, like this Blog, our blogger and how they were going to fuck over good cops in the Phoenix PD.  Retired misogynist Murray Andy Anderson was one on The Axis, Eric Edwards was part of this, the acting and testicle free police chief Joe Yahner was part of this, as was another assistant chief, Jim Pina. 

We call Jim Pina the DIRTY SANCHEZ for obvious reasons.

What's a DIRTY SANCHEZ?)

Don’t confuse Jim Pina with El Gordo Benny Pina, the fat fuck commander with a similar name who is eating his way into oblivion.  There is no fitness test on the planet Benny Pina can pass and he's starting to buy his police uniforms at Tempe Awnings.  One can't take photos of Benny Pina - you create full sized posters!  If you throw something in Benny's direction it won't hit him - it just starts orbiting around this fat fucktard.

Like Andy Anderson, we could not find one soul who had anything good to say about Jim Pina.  He is the token Mexican who plays the Latino card in the Phoenix PD.  


James A. Pina of the Phoenix PD is part of Frank Fairbank's “diversity program,” (IE Let's hire a Mexican sounding name into leadership to appease the Latino community...) but Jim Pina doesn’t know a lick of Spanish and couldn’t order a beer and a fish taco in Rocky Point. Jim Pina couldn't care less about the Hispanic community in Phoenix.

Jim is so evil even his own mom hates him.  Jim’s not stupid; we’re convinced he's possessed by an evil retarded ghost.  We all sprang from apes, but Jim Pina didn't spring far enough. Jim Pina isn’t fit to sweep the floor of the brothel where his mom was a whore.  When Jim takes off his pants and his wife sees him naked she giggles saying, 'Gee Jim, If that was any bigger it might look like a real man’s cock!  Maybe you should grow some balls like that blogger guy or Marc Spenser who rips you guys apart each week'

 The only way to shut up a guy like assistant Phoenix Police chief Jim Pina is to slam the toilet seat down on his head while he is getting a drink with a dumb gumba like Mike Polombo.  

When Jim leaves the office and tells people he is going home to, “slip into something more comfortable” everyone hopes the only slipping he does is down a flight of stairs and into a coma. We cannot believe how incredibly evil Jim is. We mean rock-hard evil. So evil that it goes way beyond the evil we know into a whole different dimension of evil. He is Meta-evil. Jim Pina has fucked over a lot of good cops and now turn-about-is-fair-play.  Jim Pina of the Phoenix PD is trying to get a job outside of the PD and our job is to let every potential employer know what an absolute and amazing douchebag he is and how he would destroy an enterprise with his stupidity and ignorance.  Can you say SHOE-OTHER-FOOT?!?!

A rumor is all of Jim Pina’s kids were part of that cult that killed themselves in San Diego a few years back, not wanting to ride the comet, but to get away from Jim Pina. 

For Jim Pina intelligent ideas bounce off his head as if it were coated with Teflon. That’s probably because his mom had the loudest bark in the litter.  Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as Jim. If Jim Pina had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.  Hiring this douche into your company, would sink your company and every good, smart employee would leave. 

If you are ever considering an AssHat like Phoenix Assistant Chief Jim Pina for any job opportunity, you better also hire a good attorney that handles sexual harassment claims and bankruptcies because Jim Pina will bring both of these upon your company.

You know that lint that collects in between your toes?  It’s called Jim Pina.

That little piece of shit that daggles from a dog’s ass?  It’s called James A. Pina.

Skid marks on your toilet?  It’s called James Pina.

That smell at 7^th Ave. and I17?  It’s Jim Pina.

We all have days when we hate ourselves and feel depressed.  From now on, just think of Jim Pina and be thankful you aren’t him and you will instantly feel better about yourself.

If God ever decides to give the planet an enema Phoenix police officer Jim Pina better run like the wind because anywhere he stands is a suitable place for the insertion. Jim Pina is the sperm that should have been captured in a condom, flushed down a toilet, oozed down his mom’s leg or swallowed.  Jim has all the appeal of a papercut dipped in lemon juice. To simply call Jim an asshole would be an incredible insult to shit, assholes and toilet paper.  Calling Jim a cunt would be wrong too.  Lots of people like cunts.  No one likes Jim Pina, except of course, Jim Pina.

Like the other dirty cops on this blog who will never find a job after the Phoenix PD – like the Polombos, Andy Anderson, Jack Harris, Louie Tovar and Stan Hoover – we wanted to add Jim Pina to this list and see how long it takes for this Axis of Evil assclown (and his name James A. Pina) to be added into Google and the Internet.

Welcome to BadPhoenixCops Jim Pina! 

This is the beginning of the end, of your career!  We hope you like the Phoenix PD!  It will be the last job Jim Pina will have, unless of course a good smart police chief with some testicles comes in and demotes Jim Pina to a Sergeant working the 3rd shift.   

Now that chief Jack Ass Harris is gone, there is no one left to protect Jim Pina.  There are also a slew of cops that Jim Pina fucked over just waiting and watching...and plotting their revenge against Jim Pina.  Much like Mike Polombo, Jim Pina better watch his coffee mug, his door knob and his computer mouse for those "little gifts" left behind.  We will pay handsomely for any photo sent to us of any item in Jim Pina's office jammed and rubbed in someone's dirty ass-crack.
 
And a big shout out to all the cops Jim Pina fucked, over the years.  You're welcome for this blog! 

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