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Sunday, November 20, 2011

Joe Yahner’s daughter gets pulled over and Tracy Montgomery hits the Thorn on a Rose - A Rose Unlike One You Have Ever Scene!

We all know Joe Yahner is an incredible pussy - a ManGina – so much so - when he gets his pants tailored, Joe has to leave some extra room in the inseam for his ginormous vagina.

The only thing Joe will ever do is “act” like a police chief, because he isn’t qualified to do anything else.  And just look at the photo of Yahner.  Yahner reminds us of Dumbo – he has big ears and his mom is probably sitting in jail! 

We heard a funny story how on happy valley road, Joe Yahner’s daughter refused to pull over and was subsequently followed home.  This daughter was crying and hysterical, and when she pulled into the driveway with the squad car in tow, her mother came out screaming, “Do you know who she is?  She’s the chief’s daughter!”

So the, “What the Fuck Do We do Now?” meeting ensued in front of the recently divorced, ex- wife’s home of Joe Yahner. They called Joe for his input on the situation and for once Dumbo did the right thing.  Joe reportedly said, “I am not involved, and do what you think is right.”

Now this 16 year old daughter refused to pull over and was followed home. Sure she was scared and upset, but if this were any of us or our kid, we would be on TV with the Ghetto Bird swirling overhead and a slow speed chase being televised.  The Lieutenant on the scene, Lt. Chuck Williams had a tough call to make, but in typical corrupt Phoenix PD fashion decided to let her go and walk away.  He wants to make commander one day and is still living in the police department run by Jack Harris.  Lieutenants like Williams can’t do the right thing and arrest a Dumbo acting police chief’s kid because it won’t bode well for the future promotion prospects.
 
No one wants to see their kid in jail, but reason enough to arrest her was the reaction from the ex-wife with the absurd statement, “Do you know who she is?” Chuck Williams could have made an even bolder statement, but cowered like the rest of the cops we blog about.

Lieutenant Chuck Williams of the Phoenix PD lost his testicles that night. Chuck, if you go into Yahner's office, your balls are in the top left drawer next to your future promotion to Commander.

TRACY MONTGOMERY AND HER THORNLESS ROSE


Well it looks like Tracy Montgomery has a new lady…I mean man...I mean former man - now lady - friend on her arm.  We wonder how long this will last.  Anyone want to take bets? 
 
Out of the files of, “We Can’t Make This Shit Up”,  we found Tracy Montgomery’s new piece of arm candy on the web.  Here is the site of her new alleged mate:


We know, "Every Rose has its Thorn" - but it appears this Rose had its thorn removed!  Too bad when they cut it off, they couldn't have given it to assistant chief Jim Pina.  We hear from his wife that Jim desperately needs something that resembles a real cock!
Like we have said in the past, we don’t fault a person like Tracy for liking hooch, or in this case a man-made Frankenstein hooch, so don't start banging your drum about how we hate gays and the transgender folks. 

But we do fault a person whose salary we pay and works in the public sectors dating/sleeping/eating/fucking a new person as if she were a rabbit or dog.  What we fault is putting one's tongue if every single hooch that passes you by and having zero discretion or discipline.  Is this really how Tracy Montgomery plans to, "help shape Arizona by 2020?"

When Tracy was licking Tambra Williams (then a fellow cop in Community Response) and ended the relationship, she had sergeant Brian Murray demote Tambra back to patrol!  This enraged the Lez-Gay-Bi-Transgender  (LGBT) community so much, they met with Jack "Ass" Harris, the lying fucktard Ed Zuercher and Dave Cavasos to throw Tracy Montgomery under the bus. They  asked why cops are always retaliated against in the Phoenix PD and why the fuck is Tracy Montgomery an assistant chief of anything?  At best she's probably a meter maid.  Imagine your kid is taking a class at ASU and the likes of Tracy Montgomery walks in as their professor!!??! Is she really teaching or is this her predator pool?

Tambra Williams Gets Booted After Breaking Up With Tracy Montgomery

And this new relationship for Tracy creates a whole host of questions for us, like - is this guy considered a fag hag? And if Tracy is with him, does this mean she’s going straight? And if a guy has a sex change to become a woman…but then dates a woman…is he truly gay?  If this Rose dude started seeing Chaz Bono…what then?

This one threw us for a loop.  We are simply speechless.  We know that Tracy is a worthless hatchet wound.  We can only hope when a real chief of police is hired, they realize just how worthless she is and demote her back to sergeant, patrol or make her top lesbian meter maid.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know which I enjoy more...the articles or the comments...

Keep up the good work everybody! (especially the cops with Phx PD who are really good cops)...and the dumbshits will keep making mistakes so hopefully we can all learn (and read) about them!

Dr Santa...all I want for Christmas is an honest and worthy police department.

Love,
The public

Anonymous said...

I agree. Great article. I could never figure out how or why Tracy was elevated to asst. chief. She really is worthless and goes through most women in the dept. Yahner is pretty bad. He could do more but isn’t. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

How the fuck can anyone believe Chief Yahner did not influence the decision to let his daughter go??? I, mean, the minute Yahner called to say, "Handle it like any other citizen..." basically meant, "I am aware that my daughter has been pulled over and you better make sure you ......"

What Chief Yahner should have done was...NOTHING! If he really wanted his daughter to be treated "like any other citizen," he would have never called anyone...period! The minute he made the call to the lieutenant on the scene, he was involved!

Remember everyone, next time you are pulled over, ask them to call Chief Yahner. That should be enough to get you off with only a warning.

The story on Tracy Montgomery is startling. Is she a predator as I have heard others call her? Her parents (Papa Ronnie, former school teacher and PPD sergeant)must really be proud!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The best part of this isn't the foolish behavior of Chief Yahner and Chief Montgomery, but the comment about Jim Pina's lack of a cock. That is funny shit!

I wonder who has a bigger dick, Tracy Montgomery, Donna Rose or Jim Pina? My vote is with Donna Rose!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Chief Montgomery took her boyfriend/girlfriend (what the fuck is she/he?) when she was away 10 weeks a year earning her Master's Degree on duty! Yes, Tracy was on City Business Leave for 10 weeks per year for several years so she could get her Masters Degree in California?

There are so many of us who are upset about this since we had to earn our degrees on our own time.

How can Chief Yahner and David Cavasoz scream about not having enough officers but let an assistant chief be gone 10 weeks a year on City Business to get her Master's Degree? I say take all of those weeks pay and hire more officers who can be out there at night protecting us.

By the way, when is Tracy Montgomery going to quit wearing men's Docker pants to work. Have you seen her hips in these pants? Looks like a cross between a Softball player, a LPGA golfer and Donna Rose! Grosssss!

Anonymous said...

As disgusting as she is, Donna Rose is sure a lot more fuckable than that skank, Tracey Montgomery.

Anonymous said...

How does the blogger find out about all of this stuff? Clearly the leaks on the 4th floor continue even after Jack Harris left.

My vote is chief Pina being the leak. He knows he is history once the new chief is made. Pian pissed on so many people when he had the backing of Harris. Now that Harris is gone, nobody will protect this piece of shot! Maybe Pina writes stuff about him to keep everyone from suspecting him. Seemed to work for Andy Anderson (hahahahahaha)!

Where is that scarred faced fuck Andy Anderson now days?

Anonymous said...

Where is Potato Head Polumbo?

Anonymous said...

I think you’re right. If I had a gun put to my head and had to fuck either Tracy or this wilted rose, I would probably pick the rose too.

Is a Frog's Ass Water Tight? said...

So if you are making a Frankenstein vagina, can you request that it be as tight as a frogs asshole or as loose as Heather Polombo? I’m just askin…

Not with my tongue or dick said...

Geez your both wrong. If someone was holding a gun to my head to fuck either one of them, I would tell them to kill me.

Paradox Cock said...

Me too. If I have to fuck either one of them, I would hold a grudge against my dick and have to cut it off.

Then I would be Donna Rose.

Anonymous said...

Why isn't someone demanding an investigation into this lazy ass LT letting Yahner's daughter off.