At least if you are going to putt at work, do it right!We hold a handicap of 7 (really!!!) and we can at least teach you how to putt correctly.
Whoops!!!!! Did you hear that?
I think someone else was just murdered because a Lab sample wasn't processed. We could have caught the guy months ago, but practicing our putting in the hallway was far more important!
Do you see this Mayor Phil?
And to think, we only have 27,000 requests to fullfill!
Hit em' well Tracy! We'll see you and Soha at the 19th Hole!
Hopefully, good old Harold Hurtt isn't driving his car home again from the course! Where's Wally when you need him!
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I am surprised Ass Chief Tracey isn't down on the floor "munching" the green carpet in those photos, "Carpet Munchers unite". Who is running this place?????
What the hell is going on in the lab? A/C Montogmery playing in the hallways? Just what are you doing about the lab Tracy? How many employees took time from there day to set up this practice game? Kudos to the one who snapped this photo. We all know it was not a detective as detectives are not even allowed in the lab hallways without an escort! We would all love to see some more psotings about what is going on in the lab internally with all this info coming out. EVERYONE-POST AND BLOG AWAY.......
Holy Moses; with all of this on BPC it sure sucks to be a commander or above on the PPD (or Steve Soha!).
Okay, lets recap names and nicknames:
Joe Knott is Howdy Doody
Mike Polumbo is Mr. Potatoe Head
Mrs. Polumbo is Mrs. Cocks
Asst. Chief Montgomery is Rug Muncher
Mrs. Montgomery is Det. Jane Doe
Asst. Chief Anderson is Road Rage, Creepy, Comb-back
Steve Soha is Steve Soha (that hurts!)
Det. Dave Barnes is Good Cop
TJ Martin is Mr. Dildo
Any I am missing?
You forgot ASS Chief Robinson
Mrs Montgomery...could be any number people whose carpets shes munching, although, not sure how her live in partner feels about that, unless Detective you know who, doesnt mind and maybe even partakes? WOW
Posted in an earlier Blog by Anonomous on 9-18 at 0559 hours:
As for the lieutenant that Soha verbally threatened and assualted don't worry this guy has been crapped on and wronged for so much in years past by these ASS CLOWNS .....he's the #1 lieutenant senority for PPD, Ass Clowns refuse to promote him to commander because he tells it like it is and refuses to sell his SOUL. His resume speaks volumes. Brought in by STANTON/PSB for BOGUS investigations....(Keep it up Stanton you will go down with the ass clowns too!) UNFOUNDED!!!
This Lieutenant has been passed by on internal transfers by someone that has 1 year or less as a Lieutenant and continues to be passed over on selective process. This is the guy that started the honor guard...not Tracie and Soha (Get your facts straight you two idiots). So now the troops can actually see how their Union Represenation and Affiliation blows back in your face. This BULLDOG of a Lieutenant goes head to head and some times the jugular and doesn't hesitate to take it across the street for the troops and embarrasses the 4th floor. He is loved by his officers and other Seargants, Lieutenants, and Commanders. He will have the last laugh!!!
Posted in an earlier Blog by Anonomous on 9-18 at 0915 hours:
I couldnt agree more about the lieutenant who could have and should have kicked Sohas ass in front of God and everyone else. This is a righteous man who has the respect of most every person in the department reagrdless of their rank. PSB goes after this man only in their attempt to silence him. Well it dosen;t work! This man stands up for those who have been bullied, let down, and taken advantage of by command staff. He also has the balls to stand up to idiots in PPSLA like th Preseident, Mark “Half-brain” Hafkey. All sergeants and lieutenants: if you think PPSLA supports you, you couldn't be further from the truth. Much like the 4th floor, PPSLA would be lost without this man. Hey Mark; everyone knows you run PPSLA in a manner to enhance your chances of getting promoted to commander some day. It will never happen. You are laughed at and the butt of too many jokes. The 4th Floor loves you because you are a pussy and sell out your members. Learn from this man and begin standing up for what is right for the employee, not what is right for you! You are an idiot and I cant stand to look at your bald ass head! You support the deprtment's position on non-enforcmet of immigration issues, is it because you are married to a Mexcian immigrant yourself? A woman you met in Mexico while on the language-exchange program? Is it true your personal vehilce license plates make reference to topless bars in Mexico? I think so!
God bless the most senior lieutenant in the department for everything he does to support those who need it most! Mark Half-brain, the PPSLA BOard, the 4th Floor and Alton Washinton could sure learn some manners from this lieutenant!
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Lt. Mark Hafkey is Mark Half-Brain
This tenured BULLDOG Lieutenant is a special guy. He is a 918 - his birthday is today 9/18 so wish him a happy birthday when you see him!
Keep us the good work LJ. Many admire you and respect you for what you do and for your passion to represent the good on the PPD.
Don't ever stop or let them get you down! You are not only #1 in the department, but number one in everyone's heart!
Love,
Kevin, Blake and Tracy
PS: Will you be going to the Gay Bath House Tonight?
BPC are you picking and choosing what to post? There are some posts not showing up? What are your guidelines? Or are you just inundated with so many that it just takes time? I hate to waste time posting, if it wont get shown. Thank you for the site.
We at BPC don’t believe in Censorship, so we will go on record that 90/95% of what gets written, get s posted. Some obvious examples where we do censor: Porn, home addresses, death threats (unless of course we are the one being threatened) cell phones and home numbers or the Chiefs, and some other personal family stuff. It is not only illegal, but we think not in good taste. We had a post that someone made an inappropriate comment about an Asst. Chief’s daughter that we thought was a bit vile. It is not this chiefs daughter’s fault that her dad is an asshole. We also don’t do posting about Chiefs wives, even if they appear to have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. We get lots of personal data about parents, teenagers in rehab and stuff like that is just really not our focus. Unlike FOJs we do have a conscience and only will post funny stuff like Anthony Brokaw shooting himself in the ass at the academy. Priceless!!!
So a couple of things – keep it focused on the Bad Phoenix Cops, chiefs and commanders and not their families – unless of course family is another cop! No flaming ugly wives, retarded kids or dying parents. Also please be original. If your post just states “fuck, fuck, fuck, ass, ass, ass and then a chiefs name, it probably won’t make it either.
Other than that – we are buried! It may be possibly that your post didn’t get to us, due to high traffic. A few of you have commented from 5:00PM-9:00PM it is difficult to reach the site, due to high traffic (all the cops get off work and want to come and read it!!)
Some other BLOG advice – we receive so many messages that want to be retracted. Some people post things then realize that it is coming from their identity “Johnny9999” and they realize this is their name and badge number. Also some may post things and then send a message telling us that the info isn’t public yet and they want it to be removed. Please note, we will accommodate as when we can and we don’t want anyone to find you, if that is your desire, BUT we don’t watch this site 24/7, and we sometimes go away on the weekends. It is possible that whatever you post could sit there for a few days until we get to it. Post at your own risk!
PICTURES.
We love the pictures of Tracy putting in an office with strict SOPs. Please send us more of your cell phone pixs. See the chiefs in a meeting? See Snodgrass stuffing a hoagie down his throat? Catch Heather reaming Mike Polombo about “protecting her honor” on this site? Catch Soha drinking? Catch Jack Ass picking his nose? Catch MCAO in the building? Walk by TJ Martin’s desk and see a dildo on it? The funnier the better. We want it and will post it here!!!
Dave Barnes stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Driving his partner, Karen Vance nuts.
Finally Karen says, "What's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!"
Dave answers, "The entire 4th Floor of the PPD is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man, you'll never hit them from here!"
Tracy Montgomery and her friends were playing golf one sunny Tuesday morning, when they should have been at the Lab. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
Tracy rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm work for the City and I run a Lab. I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin.
But Tracy persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. Tracy began to massage him. She then asked him "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great! Are you an Asst. Chief in the PPD with Jack Harris?"
"Why yes," answers Tracy, "How did you know?"
"Because my thumb still hurts like hell."
Happy Birthday LJ! You have all of our admiration and respect.
Best regards!
700 Precinct officers and sergeants
Little birdie tells me MAyor Phil Gordon has a girlfreind and has been with her for more than one year. Media people: just interview the sergeant's assigned to the police deprtment's Mayor's Detail. They got the scoop and sure better not be dishonest.
Mark Hafkey is so bald, that when he wears a turtle neck, he looks like a broken condom!
Has anyone tried to get handwriting examined lately at the lab? By lately I am referring to the almost 2 years the "Handwriting experts" have been offline because of no certification and having DPS show them up. John or John, what are you guys getting paid for?
Thanks BPC you ROCK! Everybody get on board and send more pics of your favorite inept Ass Clown of a chief. They can't control this any longer. Next week at executive staff all the Ass Clowns will be doing more damage control by seeing which one will rat on the other and have pics to prove it. This is great!
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue…
RonnyBear do you think
We forgot about you?
You are vile and gross
In your midlife-crisis Corvette
You can’t avoid this site Ron
And we’re not done with you yet!
The pictures on your desk
And nipples through a blouse
Did you really think Linnae
Would actually go to your house?
You cooked a sweet deal
with the Pension Board, for Jack
Can you ever be seen
Without sweat dripping in your crack?
You spent so much on the EXs Plastic surgery
you had to get another job
When all you wear big Hawaiin shirts
and look like a slob
You’re a pig RonnyBear we know
We can’t wait until December
The cops here will make sure
These last months you will remember.
Handwriting samples are just the beginning. The two at the lab were de-certified. How about that the lab DOES NOT do any hair or fiber testing. It all goes to DPS or the FBI. Why did we build a big, brand new crime lab? Two major disciplines, questioned documents and trace evidence don't even exist in that lab. What a joke! The tax payers who footed this bill sure don't know that. I bet they don;t know there is room for a putting green in the lab either. When will the Mayor and City Council or the local media finally pick up on this and expose it all! You would think DNA would have all the personell it needed. Nope! 27000 request behind. MY ASS. Attach numerous pieces of evidence to each request adn time that by 27K, that will give you the true number the lab is behind,. with an average of say minimum 10 pieces of evidence on each request, that would make it 270,000 requests behind, plus each item usually goes to fingerprints, DNA and than to firearms. I bet the actual, true number of items of evidence being requested to be processed is more close to 1,000,000! Than what about all the request that are sent out to DPS...... What a shame! Citizens of Phoenix need to DEMAND an inquiry in the the phoenix police crime laboratory and go back at least 15 years, to find out all the true dirt. Hey Tracy, what ever happened to that box of fingerprints that was hidden from the AZCLAD certification team back in the late 1990's? I bet it is still buried somewhere. Word is that box had tens of thousands of fingerprints from crime scenes that were never processed and hidden from the inspectors so the lab could get certified.
Holy Crap Chief!
I think you have been hanging around Soha and Robinson for too long, you dress like a man! Do you know you are a woman?
I can't beleive she is golfing in the hallway of a Lab. where do they find these people?
All PPSLA members take note, President Mark Hafkey pays himself and all other PPSLA board members $100 each from our monthly dues to themselves for every meeting they attend. If all 8 members attend, that is $800 of our monthly dues lining thier pockets evry time they go to a meeting. This is where our monthly dues are going. It is time to put an end to this so we can lower our monthly dues. Did anyone else know this or has it been kept secret? It is true. It is time for a recall of these supervisors who are suppossedly looking after our "best interests"; NOT! Does this upset you all as much as it does me?
Look at photo 2 of Mr. Montgomery as he is putting in the hallway. He seems to have a bald spot on the top of his head. Maybe he will look like Lt. Hafkey soon.
$100.00 per meeting? This is very disturbing!
At a $100 a meeting you would think Snodgrass could afford a new Hawaiian shirt and some roll on deordorant.
This thread has over 30 comments. And I thought Road Rage Andy Anderson was hated.
Lt Mark Hafkey
Sgt Randy Palmer
Sgt Dave Adams
Sgt Sean Matteson
Sgt Troy Hillman
Sgt Laura Luizzo
Sgt Ron Snodgrass
These are PPSLA board members. I understand federal law requires all income over $600 earned in one year from one provider must be reported as wages. Social Security, state, and federal taxes must be paid. I hope W-2's have been submitted. Social secuirty and income tax fraud is a serious issue.
$100.00 of our dues go to PPSLA Board Members to pay for their boats, fancy cars and alimony. This is absolutley unethtical in my opinion. Who is allowing this to happen? I wish someone be held accountable.
I am on the outside looking in but I have never heard of such an unethical thing in my life. The men and women who are suppossed to be representing your best interest are taking your money to increase their salary? These people must be recalled. Start with the president and Ill bet you see things change.
Choo, Choo! That's the sound of the Crime Lab train rolling down the track. Engineer, Joe "Yes Ma'am" Knott is conducting this wreck of an investigation, with Tracy "Your damn right I ordered the Code Red" Montgomery as his engineer. Andy "Rail Rage" Anderson is riding passenger this go round flipping the bird as the train rolls down the track.
Joe "I just wanna be an assistant chief" Klima is stoking the engine, while Brent "Hey, leave me out of this" Vermeer looks out the window making faces.
Tied to the tracks is Dave "Whistleblower" Barnes. He used to be on the train in the same capacity, but got thrown onto the tracks when he expected this train to actually carry its load.
Who can save our desperate detective in distress? Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Moral Mayor of Phoenix? Come on, those are all fictitious characters.
We could round up a posse of concerned citizens, the City Council, PLEA, the media folks, the Attorney General's Office, and the roughriders at the DOJ. Maybe that would let us get this train under control.
Then again, maybe we should just pull Dave off the tracks and let this train run off the cliff it's headed for. We could all clean up the mess and start over. I mean what's really at stake, $50, a $100 million? The City can always get more from the taxpayers.
These assclowns don't care who or what gets in their way. They are reckless in their pursuit of power and money.
Look at "Jackpot Drop" for confirmation of that. Anything for power and money. Anything.
Tracy Montgomery and Mike Polombo decide to leave work early at 10AM and enjoy a round of golf. They were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. Tracy hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.
Unlike most FOJs, they felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. Mike called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
Tracy asked the man, "Do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.
Tracy asked, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.
Mike and Tracy were elated. This was their ticket out of the PPD and agreed on two wishes - one was for scratch handicaps, the other was for an income each of $1,000,000 per year, forever.
The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with this woman. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you both scratch golfers and millionaires."
Tracy says, “But I am a dyke. I don’t do men”, but Mike pleaded with her to make the genie happy. Tracy reluctantly agrees.
So the genie and Tracy go at it. The genie does things to her that only a maricopa prosecutor and a cop could imagine. Every position. Everything imaginable. Nothing is sacred.
After the genie is finished, the genie tries to make small talk with Tracy, "So what do you do?"
Tracy responds as she wipes away man yogurt from her gunt, "Both of us work for the Phoenix PD under Jack Harris. Mike is a lead homicide investigator and I manage the Phoenix PD crime lab."
The genie replies, "Really? You both work on the Phoenix PD and are supposed to protect and defend the citizens in Phoenix? WOW!"
To which she replied, "Yep. That’s us. It takes a lot to do what we do! It’s a lot of work and a lot of responsibility. Not everyone can do, what we do."
The genie then asked, "I’m sure that is true..."
and then asked, "So how long have you both believed in this genie crap?"
I have always thought that a few watchdogs are good to keep any government entity on their toes. I also truly feel that some of the issues that are mentioned on this site should be looked into swiftly and thoroughly. If true, we should hold folks accountable. I am also sure, that like others, Chief Montgomery has made hert share of mistakes but...putting in the main station in order to raise money for charity is not one of them. This picture was taken on the firt floor of the main station as money was being raised for charity. I think that those that can't express themselves without resorting to profanity and personal attacks on this page have minimal credibility and publishing articles like this that have not been verified, clearly also affect the credibility of this page.
Tracy couldn't you have come up with a better lame excuse than this......charity.....another rainbow drive? Then what was the charity? Raising monies for your homeowners association fines you and the other oustanding citizen ass clown Kevin Robinson. Both of you have some real issues with commitment and being responsible to pay your bills on time. Giving you credit, at least you didn't use the City Attorney Jimmy Hayes defending your paycheck from garnishment like Kevin Robinson.
Elton Washington.... why are you not investigating this? Is it the RACE CARD?????? Kevin Robinson will never be the Chief in Phoenix.....so stop protecting him. Several community leaders, inaddition to the law enforcement community will not tolerate him or Tracy Montgomery as Police Chief for Phoenix!!!!!!!!!!!!
So while Tracy is taking time away to putt for charity, the lab continues to spiral out of control alowing someone else to loose their life.
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