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Thursday, September 29, 2011

September Article in Phoenix Magazine – An Interview with Former Chief Jack Ass Harris. The Arrogance and Ineptitude Continues…

If you haven’t seen the latest issue of Phoenix Magazine (September, 2011) on newsstands you must read the story on former police chief Jack Ass Harris.  Nothing but arrogance surrounds this man.


We only hope one day to find this prick cruising through Cave Creek on his motorcycle in our rearview mirror, so we can empty an entire container of windshield wiper fluid on him.  Please Jack Ass - don’t ever wear a helmet!  You’ll be doing so many citizens in Phoenix a huge disservice if you do!

LINK to - Top Jack Ass - Jack Harris in September, PHOENIX MAGAZINE

For a douchebag who wants to retire and keep a low profile, this isn’t the way to do it.  Imagine hiring him as a consultant for your trial? HA!

And he makes the claim that he had surgery to correct a torn ACL in his knee? 

Don’t fool yourself.  The only reason Jack Harris walks with a limp is because for nine months he dodged a coat hanger from his skank, white-trash mother and truck driver father.

 Enjoy the read and when you are done, print it out, take a shit and wipe your ass with it.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think Jim Pina is a bigger asshole than even Jack Harris. When is the douchebag going to go away?

Anonymous said...

http://www.heavy-r.com/video/109687/fat_latex_boy/

Can someone please tell us if this video was made of Chief Pina while he was studying for the Police Chief process?

Anonymous said...

WTF!

Anonymous said...

I agree Jack Harris was a turd; but Jim Pina is the biggest asshole I have ever known.

He is being friendly to everyone now that is protector, Jack Harris, is gone.

We are not that stupid James A. Pina, we remember how you behaved when Jack was here. I bet you wont be a chief once the new Police Chief is chosen. You have too many enemies who are going to poison you with stories to the new Police Chief. It is too late to be nice to everyone!

Why do I spell your name as Jim Pina and James A. Pina you may wonder? I do this so anytime someone "googles" your name, it will pop up with a link to this blog. They can see what your peers and subordinates think of you.

You are so fucked!

Anonymous said...

Can we have a vote on who the biggest asshole ever with the Phoenix Police Dept.?

Vote for the below:

1) Jack "Mehoff" Harris
2) Jim Pina
3) Vince "mini-me" Piano
4) Andy "scarface" Anderson
5) Tracy "female officer predator" Montgomery
6) George Richards
7) Jennifer (wear men's clothes)Doty
8) Sandra "like my men's Dockers?"
9) Stan "the wo-man" Hoover
10)Joe "I wuz kicked outa PSB" Tomory
11) Everyone who ever worked PSB
12) Rob "mini-McCort" Handy
13) Chuck "double I, double L" Miiller
14) Tracy "my husband has a little dick" Miiller
15) Joe "i ain't making no waves" Yahner
16) Ed "fucktard" Zuecher
17) David "another unqualified mexican picked for a very important job" Cavasoz
18) Osama bin Laden (RIP)
19) Saddam Hussein (RIP)
20) Barrack (Hussein) Obama
21) All of the assholes above

Please take a moment and vote!

Remember: your vote counts!

Anonymous said...

I vote Jim Pina first, Andy Anderson second, Osama bin Laden third, Saddam Hussein fourth.

All the rest are equally fucktards (except Jennifer Doty and Tracy Montgomery. They are so fuckin' psyco and dikey they deserve their own rating system).

Anonymous said...

You forgot one of the biggest dipshits in the world, Phil Gordon.

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck is Tracy Montgoemry allowed to get her Masters degree in San Diego? She gets city business time for 8 weeks a year for the past 3 years. If she can be gone 8 weeks a year, why do we need that assistant chief position? Stop cutting officer positions and do away with this worthless assistant chief.

Fuck me!

Anonymous said...

Just because Tracy Montgeomery goes to Academy graduations to look at the new "talent" is not reason to come down on her.

Is she looking for new pussy to chase? Does this fit the description of a predator? Now I understand why you call her a predator.

Anonymous said...

When is the PPD going to realize that once they allow Blogger Jeff's criminal case get dismissed, this entire blog will stop?

Do the math. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand this, does it?

Anonymous said...

Lets go over the list.

Andy Anderson has a acne scarred face and a alleged anger management issue involving female family members.

Tracy, Jennifer and Sandra are just unfortunate, man looking, women who love other women.

Vince Piano is a midget and cant help himself control his little man syndrome.

Stan Hoover is an unloyal, overweight, middle aged bald man who sucks ass of whoever is superviosr is at the time.

Rob Handy is leaving and that is a good thing. I bet he doesn't last 1 year as police chief. His real colors will come out once his California honeymoon is over. I mean, the city council was split over hiring him. That isnt actually a vote of confidence. He'll be gone soon.

I'd like to bang Tracy Miillleerr just so I could get past the used part of her vagina.

Chuck Miiilllleeeerrrr probably has a small dick making it no task to get by the used part.

I vote George Richards and Joe Tomory, Both are complete fucktards who sold their soles to the deveil in my opinion.

Isnt anyone else going to vote?

Anonymous said...

chief Pina with nobody coming a close second

Anonymous said...

Pina is a obnoxious arrogant dick!

Anonymous said...

The guy in the video looks like Chief Pina. Can someone scrape some DNA off the wall and send it to the crime lab for analysis. Wait, probably not a good idea. Who knows who the PPD crime lab would point that DNA to.