You’re Welcome Sergeant Bret Draughn – We’re Helping You “Spread the Word” About Phoenix Cops Being Limited on the Number of Rounds They Receive!

File this one folks under “WTF??”

The Phoenix PD are limiting the number of rounds (bullets) that cops can shoot. 

Yeah…Can you believe it?  Funny how the rest of us can get ammo, but the Phoenix PD can't?  Where are they trying to buy their ammo...WalMart?

C'mon Chief Danny! Can't you take some of the money wasted on annual Oath of Office Recertification and buy 100 rounds of ammo?

Based upon our calculations, this should cost $520 max. ($.52 per round). Can't you put this kind of money together? Maybe take some of the overtime money your newly appointed commander Joe “Balloon” Knott gave himself when he worked homicide? $520 is about one callout per year for him!  Maybe sell all the ketchup spilled on Stan Hoover's uniform shirt back to McDonalds? That should net at least $600 itself! 

Maybe if they put all these fat fucks like the Pina brothers or the Polombos on diets, they might save on the uniform allowances?   So if these fat fucks are too out of shape to chase criminals, and now they have no ammo...then what are they going to do?   Lob insults?  Use strongly worded messages?

Policing with a Porpoise?  Smells like a bunch of dead fish to us. 

Geez Danny Garcia – what a horrific thing to do to the 5th largest police department in the country.  Is this one of those things you were taught in Dallas?

The rumor is that during Danny's range qualification in Phoenix, he couldn't hit the broad side of Benny Pina's ginormous ass from seven yards, and hence had to be given a "secret" "special" qualification test without anyone around to see it.

 Go back to Dallas you midget, Napoleonic moron.


From: Draughn, Bret
Sent: Monday, March 25, 2013 2:38 PM
To: Training Rep Grp
Cc: Moore, David (Lt.)
Subject: Suspension of 100 rounds per month

Effective immediately the Department will be suspending the 100 rounds per month program for Department personnel. Due to budgetary issues, increasing cost of ammunition, and the difficulty in getting ammunition in a timely basis the Department must begin to carefully manage what ammunition we have on hand.  Don't shoot the messenger folks (not that you really could afford to anyway...)  

Please help me in spreading the word so we can limit how many folks needlessly drive to the Training Bureau and find out they can't get ammunition.

The one exception to this will be for those in the Skill Builder Program who, by policy, are required to practice. They will be allowed to get ammunition and get in their mandatory practice but will be limited to 50 rounds per session. 

In an unprecedented move and with the advent of the movie Hunger Games, we are going to allow archery practice at the range to help alleviate this problem.  Chief Danny is requesting this Renaissance  - that we all start going "old school" on future criminals.   Fencing practice will begin next week.

Sorry for the inconvenience but if we don't start to manage this now we will run out of ammunition with a lot of mandatory training and qualifications that have to take place.  We also want to ensure that idiots like detective Anthony Brokaw don't shoot themselves in the ass again, and waste rounds needlessly.

Thank you for helping me  spread the legs of Heather Polombo spread the word.

If the situation doesn't improve over the next few months, we are going to start issuing Molotov cocktails to all patrols, with the bottles generating from Stan Hoover’s recycle bin.


Sergeant Bret Draughn
Phoenix Police Department
Training Bureau - Firearms Training Detail
Work Days: Monday-Friday
Work Hours: 0600-1600 hours
Phone Number: 602-534-0671
Email address: bret.draughn@phoenix.gov
"POLICING WITH A PORPOISE"

Jeff Hynes – Commander in the Phoenix PD Gets Demoted to Patrol and is Required to Be Deposed For Court. His Replacement Dave Harvey Thinks it's OK to Drink While On Duty

Jeff Hynes, former commander of PSB had more to do with this blog, then probably any individual in the Phoenix PD. While he isn’t part of Jack Harris’ Axis of Evil with the likes of assclowns Murray “Andy” Anderson, Eric Edwards and Jim Pina, he was responsible for a lot of Jack’s dirty work while at PSB.

Let us explain.

We found this spin article online about commander Jeff Hynes and his demotion to patrol. Dave Harvey, the guy who mixes liquor and airplanes is taking over for him as the leader of PSB (Internal Affairs).

You folks remember Dave?  He was the one in these photos where it appears drinking alcohol on the job and checking out girls' asses is OK.  Nothing like a little alcohol and guns while on duty!  Luckily there wasn't a hot call.

Dave Harvey - New PSB Commander Caught Drinking on the Job

Well this assclown Harvey is now heading up the Phoenix Police department's Internal Affairs -so we all know where this is heading. A road to nowhere where Jack Harris mandates how the "impartial investigations" are supposed to turn out.  Who’s next Ron Snodgrass? Lt. Frank Drebin? Officer Nordberg? Barney Fife to lead PSB?  Sweet Jesus!

Can’t we find anyone with a clean, unblemished record with some integrity and smarts to lead this group?  Aren't there any left?

Read the full article on Jeff Hynes’ demotion here:

Jeff Hynes Gets Demoted and Pretends He Really Wanted This

Trust us. This was not voluntary for Jeff Hynes. It was a demotion plain and simple. Jeff fucked up and Jack Ass Harris needed to deflect the shrapnel at Hynes.

Poor Jeff Hynes.

Like many before him, it appears he is not in good graces with the chief Jack Ass anymore and was the sacrificial lamb. Jeff Hynes shouldn’t look at this as a “loss” since being on BRADY, he should have never gotten the job in Professional Standards Bureau in the first place. We heard a few years back that Hynes was writing a book on Leadership.  We often wondered what happened to it and which chapter was going to cover completing paper work for Steyr-Aug rifles that cops weren't supposed to buy and then lying about it.

Hynes is replacing Sandra Renteria (yeah – you remember that name too from this blog).

Most notably the article states:

"Hynes replaces Cmdr. Sandra Renteria at Desert Horizon. Renteria will be reassigned Monday to City Hall” ….Renteria, who said she enjoyed "going to meetings and listening to people" to connect with residents". (They forgot to note that good ol Sandy also likes attending Phoenix Mercury games, dogs licking peanut butter in provocative places, women in flannel shirts and “butch” hair cuts.)

So what’s Jeff Hynes tie to this Blog?

Simply put, Hynes took over for the diminutive Louie Tovar after Louie was demoted to work Transit (that's our befuddled start nowhere, end nowhere light rail system that the homeless use.)  Hynes at anytime could have/should have investigated Louie Tovar, Sandra Renteria, Anthony “Bullet in the Ass” Brokaw and the very retarded Brandon “Corky” Huntley, but he refused.

Even after being specifically asked (unbeknownst to us until we recently saw this memo) by PLEA to investigate Louie Tovar, Jeff Hynes still refused.

AZPlea Makes a Request That Touches Close to Home

Jeff Hynes has spoken to our blogger Jeff about his ex wife’s antics - of lying, filing false police reports, violating Orders of Protection and the like (Hynes may or may not remember it) yet Jeff Hynes still refused to do anything. Our sources told us it was personally Jeff Hynes’ responsibility to view this Blog everyday, print it to hard copy and report it daily to chief Jack Ass Harris.

Jeff Hynes was also ultimately the boss of detective Theron Quaas and was at Dave Barnes’ house the morning of the illegal raids and stolen computer equipment. Jeff Hynes has known about the retaliation from Jack Ass Harris, Theron Quaas committing perjury, the retaliation against all good cops like Phil Roberts, Dave Barnes, Linnea Knowles and Rusty Stuart, but still has done nothing.

And now Jeff Hynes gets demoted to work 600 calling it, “another great opportunity.” Yeah right – if you believe that you’ll believe the crocodile tears of detective Heather Armstrong Polombo, that infamous Mexican Mafia “hit” she has on her, and that she has never had the need to drink cranberry juice for medicinal purposes.

Recently the Phoenix PD and the State lost their motion to dismiss Blogger Jeff and his counsel Jess Lorona from interviewing Jeff Hynes. Our Blogger plans on deposing all these creeps since it is well known they are all operating under chief Jack Ass Harris’ directive. Our blogger has details of meetings, dates and who was present in those meetings, so lying won’t be an option.

Probably the best moment during Ted Campagnolo’s argument against Lorona deposing Jeff Hynes was his exasperated and incensed plea to the judge that was something along the lines of:

“Your honor…this blogger Jeff is involved in a website….that….that…well…let’s just say…it’s not very kind about the management of the Phoenix PD. Everything ….just about everything…..Jeff Hynes says will probably be used and posted on a blog….” or something along those lines.

It really showed a distressed lawyer knowing he lost and knowing what will be the inevitable results of such a deposition. We wondered why they would fight so hard to exclude Jeff Hynes, maybe we now know why. And public records are just that – records that the public may see and hear! Ted Campagnolo needs a lesson on open and free disclosure. Didn’t he learn anything with the Polombos?

Do you think Jeff Hynes will “break with rank” and tell the truth?

He’d better.

We know Hynes reads this blog. We know of his Public Records Request to find out how we got the BRADY List and his Steyr-Aug employee intake form, in an attempt to find out how we know, what we know. It was a valiant attempt but we know it lead nowhere. We know Jeff Hynes lost the Peoria job and even took a few days off as a result, to recoup. We are also told his job was to look at this blog everyday, and print the comments and the entries.
(BTW…In case you were wondering why we changed the background on this blog to all black a few months back – this was the reason. We figured if the Phoenix PD were printing off this blog and the associated comments each day, we ought to make it fun and make them burn through a few hundred toner cartridges in the process. Did it work? HA!  The Joke is on you guys…fucktards!)

Jeff Hynes, you are one of those rare individuals – where half our sources like you and the other ½ wish you would move back to Canada, bust out your Sarah McLachlan CDs and start putting mayonnaise on your French fries again. Those who do like you say you are a good guy who like many are reaching for the brass ring, but you are likely getting the golden middle finger from chief Jack Ass, and now being thrown under the bus like so many before you.

We can assure you commander Hynes that when Jess Lorona gets to you, it will be unpleasant. Then you will have to deal with Craig Mehrens and he’s a salty, angry SOB. You can already surmise the kinds of questions you will be asked. You replaced Louie Tovar, were asked to investigate Louie Tovar, had the little lying Theron Quaas in your organization and had the ability to change so much, but you didn’t. We have a great list of questions for you, so go get some AstroGlide and get ready.

Jeff Hynes will have the opportunity to “come clean” and tell everyone how Jack Ass Harris was directing him, or take all the arrows himself. It’s his choice. We guess only time will tell when deposition time comes and how he will act. And remember Jeff – you can’t lie during a deposition – even if you are asked about your wife leaving you for another cop or the humiliation of being a BRADY LIST veteran for 14 years.

Any good Phoenix cops have any questions you would like Jess Lorona to incorporate in his deposition, please let us know and we will forward them on.

Louie Tovar - Commanding the Phoenix Transit Division in Shoe Lifts and Childrens' Sized Clothes

Louie:


We are going to a Halloween party and need your help for a costume. We are thinking we could dress like Mike Polombo and have you on our lap. You know, the old ventriloquist gag!



We were going to get a big potato head and an oversized uniform. We could drink water and you could talk. It would be a great gag!

Part of our shtick would be to reenact Polombo covering up Timo's rape charges, then we could walk around the party bragging about it like a horsetooth jackass, to everyone.

True to style we could pick up some really ugly woman! Maybe we could get someone to play a reporter from the New Times, and have them follow us around pretending to have their head up our ass - just like in that stupid article involving Continental Airlines, an Indian, and the "hero" Mike pretending to be McGruff.

You know Polombo could have asked Snodgrass for the $3000 to land the plane. I'm sure ol Ronny Bear has skimmed enough from the Pension Board and PLEA (before he was removed), to cover it. Have you seen that house of his on the lake and golf course? He's fat in more ways than one, and all on the salary of a Sergeant? He's either incredibly frugal or double and triple dipping somewhere! We’re going to play Arrowhead this weekend, just so we may snap some photos of the grand estate. Maybe Tracy will play with us and we can show her how to putt, explain to her that Genies don't exist, and show her how to manage a Lab since we have a little background in that ourselves. HA!

You could be Louie: The BPC personal Ass Puppet for Halloween!

Not just Mini Me, but Mini Lou....ie!

How about it Louie? We could pay you in Viagra, Cialis, shoe lifts, Penis pumps or whatever you need to make you feel "big" like the rest of us! Cmon Louie, it would be fun!


Remember what you said?

"It's the fucking nature of the game with these dickweeds....Ya know? They just keep going and going...and won't stop. It's all about getting this guy off our ass...Right? That's the problem, that's the problem..I'm not saying do it now..."
- Louie Tovar, June 10, 2007

You were right about one thing Little Louie - we won't stop! You haven't even begun to imagine where this Blog, site and the PPD are heading...all because of you and what you did in FIB.

Years from now and people look back and state, "What was the catalyst that brought down Jack and the FOJs?" Everyone will state, "It was that little AssClown, Louie Tovar!"


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Louie Tovar Claims its Not His Voice in the Recording

So I was chatting it up with a cop friend of mine the other day and he told me the rumor floating around the PPD is that Louie Tovar claims that “it is not his voice in our recordings.” I nearly fell out of my chair! They went onto to state that Louie thinks we did some “creative editing” and “dubbing” the get him to say those things.

Louie…are you kidding me? We may have been born at night...but not last night, mini-me Louie!

Do you really expect that to be your defense? I mean come on Louie, you could come up better than that! Say you were drunk. Tell everyone you were having a bad day. Tell everyone you forgot to read the new manual and attend the training class on the new Cisco phones - tell everyone that you were getting fitted for a new set of 3 inch lifts for your shoes - tell us you just got back from shopping the boys department at Mervyns…but it is not your voice in the recording and you think it was dubbed? WTF?

Did we take a speech you made at a JA meeting on “milkweeds” and changing it into “dickweeds?” Did we take a chat you had about some kids skipping school and how you needed to “get them into class” and we changed it to “get this guy off our ass?”

C’mon Louie. Suck it up! Everyone who heard this could here your alveolar trill. You royally screwed the pooch on this one and you are in denial. We all know that the Phoenix PD records every phone call.

Why not just go back to June 10, 2006 at 1:10 PM and listen to your own phone call? And if you don't remember the date exactly, it was one day before you sent your little bitch Anthony "I shot myself in the ass" Brokaw, down to the Grand Jury to obtain a false indictment for questioning you and your bullshit Domestic Violence investigation.

Finally - A Nasty Message!

With each website I launch, I figure there must be at least one person who hates my guts. Having this site up since April, I finally received a nasty email! I feel like it is a badge of honor! Here is the email/note I received:

“Dude, your such a fag. The PPD are going ot get you! When you need cops, Id be worried they won’t come. Watch your back. You better remove this site.So go fuck yourself.”

Well thanks so much for the kind words.

You must be from Arizona and a fine graduate of our now, last-place educational system. Yep, we finally beat out Alabama, Mississippi and Arkansas for dead last!...but I digress. I will try and use words that contain no more than 3 syllables, but the word syllable itself contains 3….such a paradox. I would dare mention trisyllabic or polysyllabic as this might throw you into overload.

Next time you send me a message you might want to try grammar and spell check. “Your” welcome, you dumb shit. “id” be worried you couldn’t count to 21 if you were naked. I also think you exist in your Mom's basement, playing Doom, beating off to Internet porn.

I bet you are another Internet tough guy, trying to flex his Internet muscles. Bet some of your best friends reside on the 4th floor of an office building downtown.

But really...Thanks. I got a good laugh out of your poorly written, inept message.

My story of 2 cops - Lavia and Webber

So last week I went to court to help a friend of mine. I wasn’t there to testify; I was just there for moral support. I was excited to go more-so because it was in municipal court in the “new” City Hall. I had never been in the building and I hear that all the chiefs and commanders walk from their building at 620, to City Hall for many meetings. I was hoping to run into Stanley, Louie, Kevin or someone else and inroduce myself and get a photo of them for this site. I knew I wouldn’t run into Jack Harris, because he was traveling to Washington, DC.

So part of this court case involved the testimony of 2 cops. One was Vincent Lavia and the other was K. Webber. I was sitting in one of those little rooms with my friend and these two cops.

These cops could not have been more polar opposites. It reminded me of Goofus and Gallant from Highlights Magazine, when I was a kid in the doctor’s office.



Vincent Lavia was a pleasure - he was Gallant. He was laughing, communicating, telling us stories on how he just relocated his position to the Ahwatukee office and was just an all around good guy.

K Weeber was a jerk or at least a jerk-in-training. Clearly he was Goofus. His first words were...”And who are you?” I almost said, " I'm the dude who's going to put my size 13 foot up your ass, if you don't stop acting like a jerk" but I was there with my friend. K Weeber seemed more interested in texting on his phone. It was clear this dude was either having a bad day or a bad life. We even mentioned it to Vincent and he just shrugged his shoulders and kept talking to us.

So Vincent – if you are reading this – thanks for being a great guy. The person I was with was comforted by you and really appreciated the levity you brought to a tense court case. Good luck to you as a cop. Just don’t let anyone quash your spirits and defuse your great personality.

And the K. Webber – WTF were you thinking, man?
Maybe you were having a bad day, but let’s hope you are not a full-time jerk in your job and be thankful you didn't go home with a size 13 loafer up your butt. You need to lighten up and be friendlier. You wouldn’t even tell us your name and what the “K” stood for. Put your damn phone away! It’s rude to pull out your phone in the middle of a conversation. Was the text and email that important? Was Jack personally calling you from DC to give you an update on the Memorial? You were very standoffish, condescending and rude.

Brother, we all have bad days. Maybe your wife/girlfriend threw you out or dumped you; who knows what was happening, frankly, I don't care. It is the grace one exudes under pressure that sets them apart from the rest. I t's a good lesson to learn. It's nice to be important K. Weeber, but it is more important to be nice!

Think about your actions. Think about the impression you left with us and a fellow cop.

Maybe you care, maybe you don’t. I can promise you your life will be better and easier if you follow the actions of your fellow officer Vincent Lavia. You won’t only help yourself, buy you will help many of your brothers in blue.

Let’s put it this way K. Weeber, if I ever had a run in with you and you were looking for me to be cooperative, you wouldn’t get it with that attitude you gave in court. Undoubtedly in such a situation, you would probably be going home with my foot...in your ass.

I also tell all the officers who contact me who have 20-30 years of service, that the best thing they can do is to take 5-10 “K.Weebers” under their wings and teach them to not be condescending, rude, jerks!! It will pay off in spades for the Phoenix PD or any PD. They ought to offer a communications course (both verbal and non-verbal) to all officers before they graduate.

Did anyone catch 20/20 on Friday night?

If you didn't, there was a whole expose' on corrupt cops.

Check it out.

http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=4862057&page=1