The Phoenix PD and Mayor Phil OxyGordon Claim There Is No OIG Investigation, Even Though Joe Yahner Got an Email Saying There Was One - Here’s Why You Can’t Believe Our Mayor And Commander Chuck Miiller of the Phoenix PD

It’s truly amazing the absolute stupidity and lies that come from these assclowns who run our city. Gordon is so detached (it must be the drugs) and these guys will lie and tell us anything.  They must think 1M+ people are just plain stupid.

Let’s talk about our magnificently ignorant pill poppin mayor – Phil OxyGordon. In Phil’s latest blog dated December 20th the mayor makes two bold comments:

Last week, a handful of local media outlets reported that the Phoenix PD - along with our Public Safety Director Jack Harris and other city leaders - are under criminal investigation by the Office of Inspector General, an arm of the federal Department of Justice, for providing bad statistical data about the number of kidnappings in Phoenix.

That's simply not true. Let me be as clear as I know how to be: The Phoenix PD, Harris, myself, city officials, none of us, are under any federal investigation, criminal or otherwise.

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I'll let you know how this "statistical audit" turns out, though I firmly believe that this is another example of a disgruntled employee making a complaint helped along by the Phoenix Law Enforcement Association, a police union dead set on making a power grab at the expense of city leadership and the Phoenix Police Department.

Phil Gordon Claims There's No OIG Investigation - YEAH RIGHT!!

This dumb-fuck Gordon wants us to think that the audit is coming from a disgruntled employee, when it is not.  Officer Phil Roberts and PLEA need to print this statement from Phil Gordon's Blog and save it before they delete it, as it shows further retaliation against Roberts.

Maybe mayor Phil hasn’t heard about the email that was just sent to asst. chief Joe Yahner?

Our sources have told us the email comes directly from the Officer of the Inspector General (OIG) informing Mr. Yahher that the Phoenix PD are under investigation and the OIG are requesting:

- An available conference room (the chiefs' conference room), with the Phoenix PD for onsite usage by the OIG, beginning January 10, 2011.


- All the DRs (police reports) for all 358 alleged kidnappings


- Dates/times/people the OIG would like to meet within the City of Phoenix and the Phoenix Police department

- Plus much, much more.

We will do a Public Record's Request for this email, but for sure Yahner received it.   So does mayor Phil Gordon really want to stick to his story, keep lying to us and telling us an investigation isn’t underway?  What a complete dumbass. Thankfully Gordon has termed out and can't get reelected.  We hope this is the end of this douchebag's political career.

Now let’s get to Chuck Miiller, the commander in the Phoenix PD who has ownership for media relations, among other things. Chuck is easy of the eyes, but light on the brain and lying comes easy to him.

We want to give you a little history of Chuck’s lying but first watch the video of Chuck, telling us how we are all idiots to doubt the Phoenix PD and much like Phil Gordon - we are all speaking about something we know little about and we should leave commentary to professionals like the Phoenix PD. Chuck states that Phoenix PD is not currupt, we should trust them and wants to assure us the rumors aren't true, when Chuck himself is part of the lies and corruption.



And here's a backgrounder on Chuck.

Chuck Miiller Responsibilities in the PPD

So what's Chuck's checkered history with the Phoenix PD?  Like most we have blogged about here, Chuck would prefer citizens and the media didn't know any of this!

Back in 1996, Chuck was caught lying to his lieutenant about fucking a female on his squad. Yep - go ol Chuck Miiller was shitting where he eats - dipping his pen in the company ink - banging a subordinate - playing tonsil hockey with a female cop or for you religious zealots, he was breaking the 7th Commandment! Chuck’s lieutenant at the time was Lt. DeBenedetto.  Chuck on a regular basis was inserting his small dick in someone named Audra. Chuck Miiller was married at the time and an up-and-coming sergeant with the Phoenix police department.  Bummer for Chuck.

When DeBenedetto heard of the rumors of Chuck and Audra, he interviewed Chuck. Chuck Miiller lied and denied having the affair. A little later, Chuck’s conscious kicked in (we didn't know he even had one), and he admitted to DeBenedetto that he lied and further admitted he was doing the horizontal mombo with Audra.  

If any of you know Audra M., we would like to know if Chuck had any particular moves in bed that were laughable or down right hysterical or if her nickname for him was "pinky dick."

Miiller was subsequently demoted from sergeant to officer when he should have been fired for lying about his on-the-job fuckfest with Audra. AZPOST doesn’t allow an officer to remain on the force for lying, but Chuck Miiller has and he isn’t on BRADY. A year later Miiller was promoted. His wife thankfully ended up divorcing him when he started screwing another female cop, whom he eventually married.

This worthless inept hatchet wound who became his next wife is Tracey Miiller – a cop who grew through the ranks to the level of lieutenant with no experience and no specialty assignment. This is the same Tracey Miiller who thinks wearing retro weave belts from 1992 is a fashion statement and thinks drinking on the job with cops and pilots is the right thing to do! Check out the photo if you don't believe us!

I hope to God these two idiots haven’t had any kids with their DNA. God help those children.  Someone ought to call Child Protective Services.

So should we believe anything Chuck Miiller says to the Press? How would we know it’s true? Chuck Miiller has a history of lying, yet is the media spokesperson for the Phoenix PD and is telling us to trust him and 4,000 of his associates?

Another interesting tidbit about Chuck is he has been a cop for about 18 ½ years - long enough to have a great checkered history, but not long enough to retire.  Recently he bought two years of military time, to get him to 20 years so that he can enter DROP (that's the same double dipping program Jack Ass Harris is using to rip off our city.)

Now why would a cop with a supposed long career ahead of him buy years to accelerate his entry into the retirement program, DROP?  By our estimates he's cutting himself way, way short of retirement dollars.

Why would someone do that?

It looks like Chuck is seeing the beginning of the end and is looking to get as much money out of this as he can. There’s no other logical reason to do this and it doesn’t make financial sense. Retiring with an estimated $65K annually when he can probably wait a few more years and double that?  Chuck Miiller's entry into DROP is the sign of a rat leaving a ship - a dirty lying rat - who might end up taking a few arrows about some bad kidnapping statistics.

If any of you in the Press would like to offer us a Press Pass, we would love to ask Chuck these questions directly at one of those media relations boondoggles he hosts. Why should we believe anything he says? The real truth is you can’t believe Chuck!  Lying is in his blood.

Chuck Miiller is the current media face of the Phoenix PD. He's been caught fucking at least 2 cops, he lied about one, and his wife is dumber than a bag of rocks?  Do you really think you should believe Chuck Miiller in the Phoenix PD?  This information about Chuck, came from a phone call to us that took about as long as you took to read this blog.  That's how fast we can find stuff on Bad Phoenix Cops.

And Chuck - we aren't critical of the 4,000 in blue - just the idiots like you, the commanders and assistant chiefs who are managing the 4,000 and lie like it's your job!  You can't be trusted. You lie, you fuck (literally and figuratively) your subordinates and are a poor example of leadership.

Here's who you can trust - BadPhoenixCops whose been telling you the truth and making asses out of these fucktards since 2008!

The Phoenix PD is under investigation by the Office of Inspector General and while Chief Jack Ass is on vacation in San Diego with Connie. Jack's top cop Joe Yahner got an email confirming this investigation.  

It wasn't some disgruntled employee who started this, it was a citizen!  The OIG hadn't received Robert's letter yet!

See!  When OIG comes knocking, why don't you ask them?

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