Theron Quaas Ordered to Turn Over All Property to Our Blogger! Our Blogger is Relieved He Got All His Porn Back!

It took well over two years from the illegal take and break in of our blogger's house in March, 2009. A judge's court order demanded the return of all the property. Even with the order in place for well over 30 days, Theron Quaas tried to say there was a “clerical error” with returning the equipment. This week, blogger Jeff had all items returned.

We sat down with Jeff and asked him some questions on his equipment, the blog, and some Bad Phoenix Cops. Here what he had to say…

Q: So you finally got your stuff back. How do you feel?
A: It’s only took them two years and based on the Chain of Custodies, none of this stuff was even reviewed or analyzed since the day it was bagged. Just goes to show you how this was all a rouse to silence me.

Q: So what about Theron Quaas?
A: What about him? Remember when you were a kid and you used to give the ball to the smallest, weakest kid and shout SMEAR THE QUEER? That was Theron Quaas. Quaas is a useless pawn douche in the grand scheme of things. I was in FLOs the other day in Scottsdale and could have sworn he was my busboy.

Q: Some would say you are pretty harsh with your criticism of the Phoenix PD and the Polombos. What do you say to that?
A: Those people are entitled to their opinion and so am I. Look – a guy like Polombo – geez where do we begin. We had a friend of ours recently get married to a stripper. She’s a nice girl, but he can’t avoid the fact that her tits and ass have been ground into a lot of guys in Phoenix. She knows the pole very well.  If Mike Polombo wants to leave a wife and daughter for someone who is known for shampooing pubic hair with their saliva – then so be it. But I am allowed to talk about it – especially when they are city employees.  Even if they think it doesn't serve 'any useful purpose.'

Q: Wow. That’s harsh. Is it personal against Polombo?
A:  Since the Phoenix PD broke into my home and stole my stuff because of Mike Polombo – it will always be personal. I just don’t think Mike Polombo or the Phoenix PD play chess all that much. They never thought this through and the raid on my home and Barnes backfired into a national, PR nightmare for them. I grew up outside of New York City and would deal with guys like Polombo every day. We know so much about him. His favorite movies are GoodFellas, Casino and the Godfather and thinks he is life imitating art. He thinks he’s untouchable and wields some sort of power as a homicide cop. As my kids say playing Xbox, he was pwnd.

Q: Some people say you are the guy that got Jack Harris fired?
A:  I get that a lot – a lot of back slapping and congratulations. I was in Cave Creek the other day and someone out of the blue in a restaurant heard my name and said something about an article in the NEWTIMES and remembered me.  How fucked up is that? I really can’t believe it! I cannot take credit for toppling Jack. PLEA and Phil Roberts did most of it. I won’t grandstand and say I had anything to do with it.

Q: But you did send that letter to OIG?
A: So did Roberts and some other people I think. Listen – It’s great Jack Harris is gone and we all played a part in his demise, even Jack himself. The city of Phoenix is a much better place.

Q: What will people find surprising about you?
A:  I am actually a pretty normal guy, quiet and shy. Very unassuming. No braggadocio with me. When cops meet me they think I will be some lunatic, arrogant cop hater, but I am not. I’m the guy behind you at Starbucks. They will also be surprised that I don’t run BadPhoenixCops. If they only knew how many work on it.

Q: What’s going on with the wife and kids?
A: It's an EX-wife.  That’s something I don’t talk about. It’s really sad. The kids are great and always will be. Let’s just say they are learning as they age about badphoenixcops and badphoenixmoms.


Q: So you just got your stuff back. How did that go and tell us about that?
A: Yeah.  I promised to give a shout-out to Christina at Impound on Elwood. She was very helpful and she had one hell of a turd cutter. Jesus was she cute in those tight cargo pants.  Quaas and Campagnolo tried their hardest to keep my stuff, but they lost. Poor Ted is trying to manage these cops, but he can’t. Ted has no control over anything. He is a pawn.  I am surprise Tom Horne hasn’t shit-canned his stupid, lazy ass. He tried to say there was a clerical error with returning my stuff. Just more lies. Most of the stuff was bagged in March of 2009 and never touched. Here are a few bags (shows us the bags) still sealed, never touched or analyzed. It’s weird looking at these old computers.


Q: Are you worried they planted something on them?
A: They aren’t smart enough to do that plus we hear the IT guys are pretty decent and actually support us fighting the corruption.  These are Phoenix cops and Theron Quaas (laughs) just isn't that smart to plant anything.   I have sent them out to friends to wipe clean. I really didn’t care about the equipment. It was the data I wanted.

Q: So are you keeping them?
A: I might give them to my kids. Or I might donate them to Aid for the Retarded in the name of Theron Quaas and Ted Campagnolo.

Q; Where do you come up with some of these lines and vitriolic phrases for the blog?
A:  It's not just me, but I have always had crude humor. I grew up listening to Howard Stern and grew up in a strict Catholic family. I needed an outlet and this is the way I speak with my friends. It’s endearing, trust me.

Q: With Jack Harris being gone, what would you want to ask him if given the opportunity?
A:  Wow. I guess I would say Jack: Every man has a favorite tit on their woman. We all gravitate to the same boob when we are about to do the mattress mambo. So Jack, when your wife Connie got cancer, was it in your favorite boob and how did you feel about that?

Q: Ouch! That’s pretty bad…
A:  That’s me. I would love to ask him that in person just to see his reaction. He is so used to people being humble and pussy-footing around him. He would probably shit his pants! Maybe I should drive to his north Phoenix house, knock on his door like Dave Biscobing did and ask him. But seriously I don’t think twice about Jack Harris. He was just one of many who needed to go. I have nothing to say to him or ask him. That’s up to my lawyers. 


Q: Some say you should run for City Council or Mayor. What do you say to that?
A: Can you imagine? That would be epic!  Imagine the campaign commercial and my platform. (In a deep booming voice) Indicted numerous times, house raided, accused of being on drugs, molesting kids, domestic violence and a whole host of other accusations that any ex bitter wife will throw at you. Meet your new mayor… - I have thought about it, but it’s too dirty for me. I would easily save the city over $1M by stopping the private OxyGordon security detail.  I would be the most politically incorrect mayor you ever met.  Undoubtedly within 30 days would be fucking some hot girl in impound - much hotter than that dog Gordon is banging.  I would add into the lexicon words like “fuckstick” “assclown” and “fucktard.” I don’t think it’s for me. I’m not that corrupt and the pay sucks.  I'm just not the dirty politician type, but who knows.


Q: How is this going to end? What is the fitting ending to your situation?
A: Are you asking me for a denoument? Jesus. I can think of so many, Mike Polombo chokes and has a heart attack while eating mashed potatoes, Theron Quaas drowns in a vat of Kikkoman’s soy sauce, Jack Harris is mountain biking and drives off a cliff like that Segway dude, Louie Tovar gets sodomized to death, Ronnie Snodgrass loses 150 pounds and wins the PF Changs marathon – there are so many fitting ends to this. I don’t know how or if it will end. There will only be more dirty cops like Yahner and other dirty members in leadership who avoid the issues, like Cavasos and Zuercher.

Q: Would you ever sit down with any of them to talk?
A: To talk about what? Clearly they won’t fix anything. Look at what happened to Phil Roberts and nothing was done. Look at what happened to me, Barnes, Linnea and nothing was done. That’s why the blog is needed. I have no desire to sit down with any of them unless they are handing me a check. Maybe if Hampton or Robinson became Chief they may want to bury the hatchet, but that’s a long time off and wishful thinking.


Q: Would you ever shut down the site?
A: That’s a good question for the owner.

Q: So you don’t own it?
A: Nope and the Phoenix PD know that and that’s all I’ll say about it. It isn't owned by PLEA and Dave Barnes either and I didn't go to high school with Barnes and plot this thing years ago in study hall.  It's so fucking rediculous the stories I hear.

Q: Would it ever be sold?
A: I know there were talks of going national with someone before the economy took a shit. Like BadCops - Los Angeles, BadCops – Houston, but I don’t know where that went. I think it would be tough to manage but I see what THEDIRTY.com was able to do and it could work. There’s a lot of logistics and a lot more people needed for that type of stuff. Plus there would need to be measures in place like with WikiLinks to protect the workers. I could see dirty cops in other cities raiding people’s homes too.

Q: Do you agree with what WikiLinks did?
A: Sure. We have a right to know what the fuck is going on.


Q: At all costs? Even at the risk of life?
A: That’s what they want you to think. Information is power. I think Napoleon said something along the lines of, a smart informed people are a risk to governments. What the US and I guess the Phoenix PD forget is that they work for the people. I think since 9/11 we are way out of control with losing our rights as citizens. Even the TSA think they are Gods among insects.


Q: So you never answered the question, will the site be sold?
A: Everything and everyone has a price. I guess you could look at it like a hooker. You don’t pay them to come a fuck your brains out, you pay them to leave so you don’t have to deal with the bullshit of an annoying chick. If the owner wanted to sell or redeploy it in some way, I would support that.

Q: Getting back to the Polombos, do you think Mike reads this blog?
A: I know everyone reads it and if they say they’re not, they’re lying. I know I would if I were him.

Q: Why do you think they read it?
A: Because it’s funny, because it’s raw, because we say what everyone is thinking. Because Mike is narcissistic and wants to know what we are saying about him - good or bad.  It’s entertaining. If something was being written about you, wouldn’t you want to read it?

Q: The language is a bit rough. Do you think it detracts from the goal and you lose subscribers?
A: I think if you won’t read something because of strong words and euphemisms, you need to get a life. Words are words. It’s the message behind them. That’s what makes us unique that we will excoriate cops in a public forum.  I don't know of any site like ours - not even the one in Tempe by Tempe cops.


Q: I must admit, before the blog I have never heard of some the phrases used – like a hatchet wound for female genetalia?
A: I prefer the word CUNT but a friend of mine uses hatchet wound. CUNT is such is final word. There isn’t much better than the “C” word followed by a U-N-T. But hatchet wound is pretty funny. One needs to think about hatchet wound for a few seconds and see the visual.

Q: You don’t see a problem calling people a hatchet wound or cunt?
A: Nope and I sleep well at night too! Listen – these cops deserve to be called what they are called on the blog. They labeled me an instigator of domestic violence when it never happened and they don’t appear to have a problem with that. It is revenge that will last a lifetime.

Q: Care to elaborate?
A: Before this, before my divorce no one heard of me and I kind of like it that way. The police created bogus indictments, bogus charges and now I am labeled things forever for no reason except that their rot and power made it so and an angry bitter ex-wife. Turn-about is fair play. Google Jack Harris, Phoenix PD, Theron Quaas, Mike or Heather Polombo, Andy Anderson or Louie Tovar. Like me, they are now forever memorialized on the web. Let’s see how they like it. We know they can’t get jobs after the Phoenix PD.


Q: How do you know this?
A: One dirty little secret I will share is with the hits to the blog. We get over 13,000 hits each month. We can see who is viewing us. We did a blog about this. We can see the number of people with COX, Qwest, city of Phoenix, Homeland Security and many others. We can see when they visit and how many times. We can see what time of day and how long they spend and on which page. Among those visiting the site are recruiters. Recruiters for jobs in the public or private sector. So much like the city of Phoenix we know everything about that recruiter and can see when they came to the site because they were researching someone like Andy Anderson based on key word searches. We then contact these recruiters and send them tons of info on these cops. It’s actually fantastic the way it works.


Q: That sounds diabolic. And you don’t have a problem with this?
A: Not at all. Like I said, they attempt to smear people like me, like Barnes with raids, bogus indictments and NOIs. Let’s see how they like it when the shoe is on the other foot. That’s what drives them nuts. They can’t do anything about it which is why they took all my computers and tried the whole harassment computer fraud thing.

Q: You seem to know a lot about the web. How did you get into this? Do you program?
A: I am not technical at all. That’s what’s so funny. I am not a programmer. My brother designs computer networks. I am a sales guy. He scoffs at these stories on how I created a website. I don’t know HTML. I started off in the computer industry over 20 years ago as a marketing manager.

Q: So you don’t write code?
A: Fuck no! I am just a regular guy with a sense of humor. I still can’t figure out my bluray player. I am not a nerd or a hack. My kids know more than I do.


Q: Do you ever fear for your safety?
A: Never. I think others do it for me.

Q: How come?
A: I assure you these guys are pussies and I am well protected. I won't elaborate but let's just say everyone has a God given right to defend their life, from anyone.  I also have sources all over so like I said, I sleep well at night. They know the rules, they know I know their Ops orders and I have great lawyers. I’m not stupid and don’t put myself in harms way. I do avoid Phoenix and stick to Scottsdale, Glendale, Peoria or Tempe as much as possible.


Q: Even when you meet cops?
A: We don’t meet with cops. If we ever do, it is well vetted or they are retired. I don’t want to give away the farm, but most stuff is sent to us or given to us without the need to talk, meet or explain it. People seem to over complicate things. They think some big meetings or espionage are happening when it’s nothing like that. I actually got a kick when I read that Mike and Heather Polombo patrol their own neighborhood and when their alarm went off, went into their homes with the guns drawn – like I would want to break in to take photos of their cheap IKEA furniture or Mike's polyester pants.  What a couple of fucking idiots.

Q: You keep going back to the Polombos. Why the focus?
A: Because they are so comical and exemplary of what is stupid and wrong with the Phoenix PD. It’s so funny, you can’t make up this stuff or characters like Mike Polombo. Mike was married, had a wife and a beautiful daughter and he fucked someone at work and was called out on it. Everyone knew it and now they try and play victims. It’s classically funny. My home was broken into and my computers stolen for 2 years solely because of Mike Polombo. Mike needs to know that he reaps what he sows and should have thought this through. Like I said earlier, Mike doesn't understand or play chess. Chess players are thinking 3-5 moves ahead of their current move.

Q: Ever think guys like Polombo, Quaas of Harris will just lose it and come after you?
A:  Sure, but I don’t lose sleep over it.  Mike was pretty emotional in those videos acting like a sissy bitch.  I would love to see these pieces of shit on my doorstep. If I ever lived in Mike Polombo’s neighborhood and he was patrolling with a gun and asked me what I was doing there sitting in my car, there would be a major problem.  But like I said earlier, these guys are pussies. Cunt sandwiches – minus the bread. Mostly likely got their asses kicked in high school, grew mustaches and became cops. They would never command any respect or be a leader anywhere else, except for the fact they have a badge and a gun. Anyone who knows me, knows that anything I say, I will say to someone’s face. If any of these cops want to call me or email me, they can do it.


Q: Are you serious? They can contact you?
A: Sure. I have had people contact me and say - hey man that was harsh and such-n-such is really a good cop. Or hey man I spoke to so-n-so and he was devastated by his name on the blog. If Polombo or anyone wanted to dispute something, they could have contacted me. I’m not saying anything would be done, and I might tell them to go and fuck their own mother, but at least they would have some respect and some balls. Not everyone has to agree with what is said, but they should respect our right to say it.


Q: Polombo has called you psychotic. He also was going to pursue legal action against you. Anything ever come of it?
A: I’m still waiting. That’s tough guy dumb-gumba talk like he is on the Jersey Shore or something. Polombo can’t do shit to me. He knows it. He has asked people where I live and said he was going to sue me. Others have too.  I heard Montgomery dropped $10K on lawyers to try and pursue me.  Polombo's best game was trying to bring me up on criminal charges with his pal Jack Harris. I am not psychotic at all and quite normal. There is always a cause and effect. This is the effect that will last a lifetime for Mike.


Q: What do your family and friends think of all this?
A: They laugh. No one in a million years would of thought I would be involved in such a mess, but in the same vein, the New Englander in me has them understanding I won’t take any shit from anyone, especially cops.

Q: So did you get your porn back?
A: Ha…I guess so, along with my Itunes. This stuff is old. It was 3 years old when it was stolen from me. It’s surreal to see this stuff, but it was recreated within weeks.

Q: Any parting words for anyone out there reading this?
A: Not really. Just keep up the fight, fuck the Polombos and send us shit on dirty cops.

Aw Cmon…We’re Not Gone. We’re Just Enjoying the Summer. More Letters From Asst. City Manager Ed Zuercher and PSB Commander Dave Harvey

So many of you have contacted us asking, “What happened?” “Why are there no blogs?”

Well...we got chief Jack Ass Harris removed (along with a lot of other people)  and pocked-face Andy Anderson is gone and unemployable – we think that’s a huge accomplishment!

We're entitled to a little holiday!   We are by no means stopping or giving up, because there are more dirty, fuckstick-assclowns to add to this blog.  Plus, if anyone wants this blog shut down, it's going to cost a lot of money....like Jack Harris, Frank Fairbanks, Andy Anderson pension money!

Let’s discuss a few of them!

Below is the letter our blogger got back from the city manager’s office and from Dave Harvey on the Polombo investigation. The first response is from assistant city manager Ed Zuercher – the emasculated, I-did-an-investigation-then-again-I-didn’t-do-an-investigation-into-the-fradulent-kidnapping-stats.  Ed sent back a standard form letter and doesn't appear at all shocked that the Polombos continue to lie, and that telling the truth about dirty douchebag cops like the Polombos is not a crime.

Ed Zuercher is also supporting the Phoenix PD's lies that there weren’t 357 kidnappings in 2008 but incredibly now over 600-800!   It's not because he wants to. He needs to.

It’s a Phoenix PD Jedi mind trick and a lie that Ed Zuercher is supporting to cover his own ass, since he was in charge of the Phoenix Integrity Committee.  Phil Roberts sent numerous memos to this committee about the bogus kidnapping stats asking for protection. (Phil Roberts is so sick over this he was recently hospitalized adding another "0" onto his lawsuit. Contact any good Phoenix cop for details...)  Ed Zuercher can't rely on plausible deniability, so he needs another answer to keep his job.  That answer is there were more kidnappings in 2008 then we ever imagined  -to the tune of 2-3 per day! 

Cmon!  Don't all you guys remember in the news the 2/3 kidnapping per day trend we had in 2008?

Remember all the news coverage and everyone living in fear of being kidnapped?   Gun sales were up. Private security was up.  Remember the AZ Republic doing a big expose' on the stats that one out of every 2,000 citizens in Phoenix were being kidnapped and held for ransom?

Funny - neither do we because it never happened.

Kidnapping (AZ 13-1304), includes:
A. Unlawful imprisonment (13-1303),
B. Custodial interference (13-1302),
C. Trafficking of persons (13-1308),
D. Access interference (13-1305),
E. Unlawfully obtaining labor or services (13-1306),
F. Sex trafficking (13-1307)

Undoubtedly the Phoenix PD included in their 2008 kidnapping stats all those police reports filed by bitch-cunt ex-wives who called the cops when their former husbands’ were five minutes late to drop off the kids on visitation.

Yep! Technically 13-1302 Custodial Interference (AKA someone is late due to traffic or another reason) is a kidnapping! Notice every news spin from the Phoenix PD includes the word "kidnapping" now? 

Little girl walking down the street and approached by a car?  It was an attempted kidnapping and not an abduction!

Mayor Phil Gordon's computer is stolen?  It was kidnapped!

Woman raped?  Her virginity was kidnapped!

Drenth blows his own head off?  Nope, the shotgun kidnapped it!

Drop house found?  They were all kidnapped!

Polombo nameplates go missing in 2008?  They were kidnapped and luckily for the PPD, it counted as 2 kidnappings!

The more were hear about and see Ed Zuercher, the more we believe him to be a cunt sandwich – minus the bread. Zuercher's dad forgot to tell him what a pussy he was and what a disppointment he is. On Geneology.com, Zuercher losely translated is lying, worthless, douchebag. We are amazed that out of 100,000 sperm, asst. city manager of Phoenix Ed Zuercher was the fastest. At this point even Jesus thinks asst. city manager Ed Zuercher is a dumbass!

The second letter below Ed’s is from Dave Harvey, noting that what was heard in court was imagined and the investigation is completed.   It appears Ted Campagnolo misspoke.   Ummm...isn't that perjury?

Dave Harvey was the fuckstick who likes to drink while he is on the job (see photo) and was promoted to lead PSB.

Dave Harvey may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. PSB Commander Dave Harvey is really a fucking idiot and is part of the legacy FOJ network.

Having a fucktard like Dave Harvey heading up PSB (Internal Affairs for the Phoenix PD) is about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop. No one in PSB wants to work for a lying, moron like Dave Harvey. The only people who would willingly and knowingly work for Dave Harvey would be his grave diggers.

 So read for yourself. Do you really thing Ed Zuercher and Dave Harvey did any follow up on this request?

We think these two are so full of shit, our toilet's getting jealous!

PolomboPSB-Followup

What Waddles Like a Penguin, Looks Like A Dude and Is Part Owner in a Video Company that Videotapes Kidnappings In Phoenix, Arizona? It’s Phoenix Police Lieutenant Laurell (Lauri) Burgett! Learn How She is Triple Dipping As A Phoenix Cop With Her Own Fraudulent Kidnapping Stats!

Our last blog mentioned how Phoenix police lieutenant Lauri Burgett lied about the kidnapping stats, but used portions of the $1.7M in grant-federal stimulus dollars to buy herself a car, fund a nice trip to England and give herself a Year-Over-Year raise of 37%.  This allowed her to earn $240,000 in 2010.

Did you know Lauri Burgett also was involved with video company named MONEY DROP PRODUCTIONS LLC with retired cop Sgt.Andy Hill and a videographer? It appears she needed a lot of money and her base pay and overtime weren’t enough! She needed to triple dip with a company that came to Phoenix PD crime scenes to tape of all things – her kidnappings!

Here is the link to the Arizona Corporate Commission showing Lauri Burgett, Andy Hill and a videographer named Donald Sikorski owning a business where videos of illegal aliens and kidnappings were being turned into a TV show.

It appears when the shit was hitting the fan, these creeps tried to dissolve the company, in December 2010. They opened and closed it fairly quickly (May 24, 2010-December 23, 2010).

Arizona Corporate Commission - Money Drop Productions, LLC - A Lauri Burgett Company

This dissolution was two weeks after the Phoenix PD learned about an investigation by OIG and OIG had already met with Phil Roberts…and others!

Money Drop Productions Shows Andy Hill and Lauri Burgett As Vested Managers

Pretty diabolical…huh?

Think about it for a second.

Any second job or business a cop is involved with, must be approved by the City Manager and can’t be a conflict of interest. So by way of example for layman out there, a cop can’t write tickets and then own a towing company, or work vice and own a strip club or a liquor store, or be a bail bondsman…or be involved with a kidnapping video company and working the kidnapping unit; then obtain federal grant dollars to fund her kidnapping unit by lying about how many kidnappings occurred in the city of Phoenix in 2008!

But in the regime of Jack Harris conflicts did happen and this is one of them. If you remember Ronnie Snodgrass (who by the way considers himself out of the closest and admitting he's interested in men. Being gay is en vogue and we appreciate the honesty by Ronnie Bear if it is true, but the part that bothers us is Ronnie is the size of a house with a gland issue that leaves him a wet, sweaty mess. We are trying to kill the visual of man sex with Ronnie and can’t stop vomiting in our mouth…), owned a training company with Dan Olsen called Preferred Training Solutions where he notoriously trained cops on company time, and received a handsome stipend. Ronnie was allowed to do this because he for a short time ran the retirement system and cooked Jack Harris’ double dipping retirement deal.

So Lauri Burgett is a Phoenix cop (the first dip), who lied to obtain a federal grant and federal stimulus dollars. She paid herself handsomely (pun intended based on the photos of her…) in the form of overtime wages (her double dip). Then Lauri Burgett was involved in this video company where this video crew along with retired cop Andy Hill would show up at crime scenes to video kidnappings (triple dip) for a yet to be released kidnapping TV show.

Lauri did fill out the proper paperwork, but left it purposefully vague saying she was merely involved in an extracurricular video company. There was no mention of kidnappings or Andy Hill. Of course she didn’t want anyone to know her video company with Andy Hill was taping her kidnappings. Makes sense why she was vehemently defending the kidnapping stats and doing everything possible to throw Phil Roberts under the bus; even with the far-fetched claim that they were Phil’s bad kidnapping numbers. Makes even more sense why she traveled to England on the taxpayer’s dime even after admitting and knowing the kidnapping stats were a fraud.  This travel only padded her curriculum vitae as a resident expert in the field for future videos and future enrichment.

What’s even more unconscionable is Lauri’s husband is Phoenix police Lieutenant Jim Burgett and being that Phoenix is a community property state, was party to her fraud and cover-up. As a cop he has a duty to report malfeasance and corruption, but with his wife earning $240K, plus the enticement of proceeds from this video company; it made Jim awfully quite! You would be a fool to believe that Phoenix police lieutenant Jim Burgett had no clue what his wife was doing and her involvement in a kidnapping video company about her own kidnappings.

Source have told us retired Phoenix police officer Andy Hill would mysterious appear at random kidnappings, telling the cops on the scene that he was authorized to be there per Mayor Phil Gordon, Jack Harris and Lauri Burgett. Lauri Burgett openly and boldly told everyone that she had absolute immunity in the Phoenix PD. She claimed she was friends with Mayor Phil Gordon and even went so far as to show people his cell phone number programmed into her phone.

This video company MONEY DROP PRODUCTIONS LLC was in the process/is in the process of making a documentary type TV show (think of a COPS type TV drama, with Phoenix PD kidnapping slant to it) to sell the TV networks only to reap more financial gain.

The teaser for this documentary is called Ransom City and is located on Sikorski’s private website here

http://www.djsikorski.com/

Here it is on YouTube too.



And as you can see, Lauri Burgett is featured prominently in this video teaser.

It would be interesting to know if Andy Hill really had this authorization by pill popping mayor Phil OxyGordon and former chief Jack Ass Harris. Not to give any credo to OxyGordon or the Jack Ass, but we are pretty certain at best they knew a video company was being worked, but it is doubtful they shared in any financial gain, except obtaining the federal stimulus dollars for the city of Phoenix. Their gain was politically motivated. Lauri’s gain was purely financial and all about greed. Lauri undoubtedly lied and told people that videotaping was authorized from the top and assumed she had absolute immunity because she herself signed off on, and provided the fraudulent data on the stats that OxyGordon and Jack Ass presented to Congress. What better insurance policy could she have?

It should create great pause with each of you that this happened, not withstanding the Office of Inspector General and the Department of Justice investigations - the antics occurring in Phoenix, Arizona. The rot and corruption is systemic. How does one begin to fix this except for an outside intervention and a house cleaning of everyone?

We now have a greater understanding and reasoning why covering up the fraudulent kidnapping stats was so acute and why this lying cunt Phoenix police Lieutenant Laurel Burgett tried to lay blame on Phil Roberts and retaliated against him. Her and her husband’s livelihood was at risk and Phil Roberts was the bump in the road ruining Jim and Lauri Burgett’s big payola! We will venture to guess an audit of the Burgett’s tax return for 2008, 2009, or 2010 has tons on police related write-offs, for MONEY DROP PRODUCTIONS LLC netting them a quadruple dip!

We know this is working its way through the system. The city manager, Dave Cavasos has been informed. Acting chief Joe Yahner knows and PSB has begun an investigation into Lauri Burgett. If she hasn’t already, should be on paid leave soon.

Let’s see if she really has immunity from Phil OxyGordon and what asst. city Manager Ed Zuercher and city manager David Cavasos are doing about this. Think these two spineless pussies will act accordingly and say ENOUGH! It’s doubtful based on their prior inactions.

Since the OIG and DOJ read this blog, they now too know about Lauri Burgett’s antics and video company. We sure hope OIG comes back with an indictment of Lauri Burgett and hauls this unethical snatch away in handcuffs.

And if the Burgett’s want to beat OIG to the punch, there is one last out…

What Waddles like a Penguin and Looks Like a Dude? It’s Phoenix police Lieutenant Lauri Burgett - and The Office of Inspector General Returns to Conduct a Proctology Exam on Her $1.7M Grant!

Anal Sex is not on everyone’s favorite list.

Some like it. Some don’t.

Taking a large object in the pooper hurts. Just ask a guy like Phoenix police Lt. Mark Hafkey who has his head up his ass all day, everyday.  It could ruin your day if you're not prepared.

Last week Phoenix police lieutenant Lauri Burgett got sodomized by the OIG with one of their investigations.

The Office of the Inspector General (OIG) returned and asked Lauri for an accounting on how she spent  the $1.7 Million dollars in HIDTA (High Intensity Drug Trafficking Areas).

Of the $1.7M some of the major dollar expenditures include:

- A new police car for Lauri Burgett – and she’s the only one who appears to have received one!
- Overtime pay for Lauri Burgett!
Lauri’s earnings in prior years were:
2008 - $175K
2009 - $198K
and last year in 2010 Lauri Burgett’s W2 was in the range of $240K.
- And one rifle.

Yeah - pretty crazy!  And cops wonder why they get no respect when they blatantly and publically lie, steal, and abuse their powers like Lauri Burgett.

Kidnappings have gone down, the 2008 stats are fake, but in the same time frame we paid a Phoenix police lieutenant $65K in additional monies with dollars earmarked for kidnapping...or in this instance she paid herself!  Little else was spent in the areas of support or defense of actual kidnapping. Sounds to us like Lauri Burgett got $1.7M of fun money for a personal spending spree of cars, pay and trips.  Now we know why Lauri Burgett lied and fabricated the kidnapping stats and had it out for the whistleblower, Phil Roberts.

There's no plausible deniability here either. Amazingly in the Fall of 2010 via a recorded investigation, Lt. Lauri Burgett admitted she knew back in 2009 that stats were fabricated, but she still thought it was right to spend money in 2010 on a new car and a 37% raise.  Lauri Burgett raped the city of Phoenix in overtime working on kidnappings that didn't exist, with no oversight or accountability. 

The Troll Lauri Burgett Tells Us She Knew the Stats Were Made Up

In the same time frame she flew to England with Jack Ass Harris and the Jack Ass’ wife Connie to attend a summit on kidnapping and used the same monies for this trip.

Here’s a picture of Lauri Burgett having fun on the Thames with federal stimulus dollars, ear-marked for kidnapping.  Bob's Your Uncle!!!

Ironically, Phoenix police Lt. Lauri Burgett spent the money on a vacation to England to discuss of all things - fraudulent stats that never happened and how she got $1.7M in funding by labeling Phoenix the kidnapping capital of the world. 

Those limeys must have actually thought they were speaking to someone who knew something about kidnappings, when all they got was a dumbass from Phoenix on a federally funded vacation with a lying Jack Ass chief.

Man...we live in a fucked up city when city council, the mayor, the police chief and the city manager's office allow this to happen - and Phil Roberts still has one of the shittiest jobs in the Phoenix PD.  We sure hope there are some criminal indictments from the Feds.

Where is the accountability and what happened to the Integrity Clause in David Cavasos' contract?

Happy Easter on Our 200th Blog: Did Judge Gary Donahoe Lie Under Oath? Was Andrew Thomas Right About this Dirty Racketeering Judge?

We had someone send us a recent story on judge Gary Donahoe. This judge was indicted by Sheriff Joe Arpaio for racketeering.


Examiner.com Runs a Story on the Ever Corrupt - Phoenix Court Judge Donahoe

We don’t have any kind words for this effeminate douchebag, Donahoe. This is the judge who signed off on the search warrant of Barnes and our blogger and was known as the go to guy in the Phoenix PD to get your bogus warrants from creeps like Polombo and Femenia.

We always knew Donahoe was another corrupt judge who took the title of Presiding Criminal Judge a little too literally. This article goes to show that others know about him and aren’t afraid to write about him either. One wonders why he would lie about contributing to a democratic campaign, when he hasn't contributed monies sinces 2000.


Funny how when they do it, it is simply cast aside as misspeaking. If any of us do it, it's a Felony perjury!  Again we see different rules being applied to different people based on the profession they chose or the Peter Principal they ascend to.

This creates some great pause in Arizona – a corrupt police department, a dirty pill popping mayor, the antics of our sheriff’s department with Hendershoot now being fired, an ineffective city manager’s office with an equally ineffective city council and now lying judges? 

We have a complete and total pussification of our city officials where no one has the testes to do what is needed.

Who can we trust in this city anymore?
 
Maybe Andrew Thomas was right about Judge Gary Donahoe?
by Linda Bentley
Maricopa County Crime Examiner



PHOENIX – Last week, Andy Kunasek, chairman of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors, issued a news release that began, “This has been a good week for Maricopa County.”



Kunasek said the supervisors voted unanimously on Wednesday to return the county attorney’s civil division, which he said “the board took out of necessity due to Andrew Thomas’ incompetence and unethical behavior.”


Kunasek fails to mention the board was ordered by the Arizona Court of Appeals to return the civil division five months ago.


Referring to what he called the “feud” or “county craziness,” Kunasek announced: “We’re all still here. All five board members. Same county manager, same management staff. We weren’t the problem.”


Kunasek said former County Attorney Andrew Thomas, former Maricopa County Sheriff Chief Deputy David Hendershott and former Deputy County Attorney Lisa Aubuchon were now gone and stated “the battles left with them.”


He concluded with, “It just took a handful of bad apples to nearly destroy an otherwise well-functioning organization. Times have changed. Today we open a new chapter.”


Kunasek also fails to mention Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Gary Donahoe, also still there, who Thomas charged with bribery, obstructing a criminal investigation and hindering prosecution back in 2009.


Although those charges have since been dropped, in December 2009, BadPhoenixCops.com, a website dedicated to rooting out and ridding the Phoenix Police Department of corrupt and dirty cops, had this to say about Donahoe: “We could have told you a long time ago that there is nothing ‘honorable’ about Phoenix Judge Gary Donahoe. We always thought he was inept and just as corrupt as the leadership in the Phoenix Police Department.”


BadPhoenixCops accused Donahoe of being the “go to guy” for corrupt police officers to obtain any kind of warrant they wanted and said “it didn’t matter if the warrant was surreptitiously obtained … Donhoe gave them away like candy.”


We recently received a press release from Citizens for Educated Choices about Dr. James M. Houston and his legal battles with government officials, including former Arizona State Superintendent of Schools Tom Horne, the Arizona Board of Education, of which Horne was also a member, and most recently Donahoe, about whom Houston has recently obtained documented evidence indicating Donahoe may have lied in open court.


Houston’s complaint alleges he was denied teacher certification by the Arizona Board of Education because he previously accused the Educational Leadership doctoral program in the College of Education at Northern Arizona University of being “nothing more than a diploma mill.”


Houston also filed a lawsuit against NAU for educational consumer fraud and breach of contract.


Upon graduating with distinction from the educational leadership program in 1995, Houston appeared before the Arizona Board of Regents where he made his now famous “I Want My Money Back” speech.


Houston garnered a great deal of local and national media attention when he requested the board refund his tuition in exchange for returning his diploma and awards.


He picketed commencements from 1995 through 1998 with a placard stating, “I Want MY Money Back” on one side and “Diploma Mill” on the other.


Houston called his Ph.D. “a fraud,” claiming the education he received was unworthy of a degree, while accusing professors of being more interested in consulting contracts with school districts that paid them huge fees than in providing quality instruction.


In any event, Houston believes this was the reason the state board of education voted to deny him certification and to publish defamatory statements Horne attributed to Houston, including a statement that the Navajos have “stupid superstitions” and other stereotypical statements about racial groups, which Houston says he never made and which Horne later denied saying, under oath, despite a recording of him making such statements.


Houston notes when the state board rejected the recommendation from its own advisory committee to grant him certification; he had licenses in good-standing to teach in three other states.


However, that’s not what this is about. This is about Donahoe and what he said in court on Sept. 7, 2010 preceding oral arguments on motions Houston filed with regard to tampering with evidence and if Horne lied under oath in his deposition.


According to the audio recording and transcript of the proceedings, after determining Houston wished to be addressed as mister rather than doctor, Donahoe stated, “I don’t know if I need to do this or not but since Mr. Horne’s a defendant in this, I’m going to disclose that I made a $200 campaign contribution to Felicia Rotellini (Horne’s Democrat opponent for attorney general). So, if that makes a difference to anybody, I will recuse myself.”



Houston responded, “Not to me.”


Donahoe replied, “I didn’t think it would make a difference to you. I don’t know about the state defendants.”

Assistant Attorney General James Bowen said, “No, your honor, I don’t think that would have any effect on your judgment in this case.”


Donahoe responded, “OK. If anyone changes their mind, let me know.”


Houston later discovered Donahoe never contributed $200 to Rotellini’s campaign.


He contacted Rotellini’s campaign assistant, time and time again, who verified and re-verified Donahoe had never donated to Rotellini’s campaign.


In fact, this Examiner confirmed Donahoe hasn’t made a contribution to anyone’s campaign since 2000, when he contributed $25 each to the Harry Mitchell for State Senate and Hartley for Senate campaigns.


When Houston contacted Rotellini’s campaign on Oct. 3, 2010, asking them to “double check to make sure Judge Donahoe didn’t make a $200 donation to the campaign,” a Rotellini staff assistant responded via e-mail two days later stating, “The donation was never made.”


When asked what prompted him to verify the contribution, Houston said after Donahoe denied his motion for reconsideration concerning the use of two transcripts, which an expert witness of Houston’s was willing to testify had been “edited” or otherwise “tampered with,” he began to realize things weren’t as they should be.


He also just learned Donahoe had been under investigation for corruption.


However, Houston never expected to learn what he did, believing at first Donahoe’s unfavorable rulings were “an attempt to keep the trial simple.”


On March 15, 2011, after confirming, once again, Donahoe never made a contribution to Rotellini, Houston, deeply concerned over being denied crucial evidence to be presented at trial, filed a “Notice for the Disqualification of Trial Judge Based upon Cause.”


Judge Robert Oberbillig responded on March 28 with a minute entry stating, “This court requests that Judge Donahoe research his bank records and provide a copy of the check, any bank statement at issue, and any declaration regarding same … for in camera inspection by March 30, 2011.”


On April 4, Oberbillig issued a minute entry order stating, “Per this court’s March 28, 2011 minute entry, the court has received from Judge Donahoe a signed declaration (filed within) and the attached copy of the check register, the carbon copy of the check, and the account statement (filed under seal).”


In denying his request to disqualify Donahoe, Oberbillig stated Houston “failed to meet his burden of proof to establish any legal grounds for striking a judge for cause ...”


Houston now wonders if “the fix is in” with Oberbillig, who reviewed, in closed chambers and placed under seal, documentation, which did not include a copy of the canceled check, somehow proved to Oberbillig’s satisfaction that Donahoe donated $200 to Rotellini’s campaign; a $200 donation Rotellini’s campaign has asserted repeatedly was never received.


I contacted Rotellini last week to ask if she knew anything about this issue. She said she didn’t, but suggested the “missing” contribution was most likely “a clerical error,” or made by his wife, whom she thought went by another name.


Rotellini said, “Let me look into this before I comment,” she’s yet to call back.


Donahoe’s wife, who goes by Cherie Donahoe, also never contributed to Rotellini.


Still waiting to receive a copy of Donahoe’s declaration, Houston, who now lives in Oregon, said, "I've climbed a lot of mountains and every year I hike in and out of the Grand Canyon in one day, but this 'mountain of corruption' I am dealing with in Arizona makes all of that a walk in the park. My biggest concern here is what Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. said, ‘Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.’ This is what my fight with them is about."

Retirement Party Invitation for Former Police Chief Jack Ass Harris

Imagine after all he has done to the city and lying before the Feds, they want to celebrate his 39+ years?!!?
They're worse creeps then he is.

Shhhhh…AC Anderson does not know this! (But he does now Thanks to BadPhoenixCops and our Loyal Sources)

We did it again. 

Got another "secret" email on Andy Anderson's retirement that is supposed to be a surprise for Andy.

We know we are driving these guys in PAB and the Phoenix PD nuts, and they are trying to figure out how we know (and receive) what we know.

We will continue to ruin this idiot Andy Anderson's retirement/retirement party/retirement surprises much like he ruined so many good officers' careers.



Greetings all,


Shhhhh…AC Anderson does not know this!


PAB is presenting AC Anderson with a framed photo at his retirement reception on Thursday, April 28th. We would like to invite each of you to sign YOUR NAME and SERIAL NUMBER only—no messages please in the matting area around the photo. We would ask that you find a moment to drop by the Public Affairs Bureau, 620 W. Washington, Room 123 (the east end of PPD HQ/first floor) no later than Monday, April 25th so that we can also have time to add an engraved brass plate to the gift. The photo project is located in the cubical marked “Citizen Police Academy” just inside the main bureau area. Please use the Black Fine-Tip Sharpie pen when signing (and don’t forget to leave it there!!!) 

We will pay ANY COP $1000 if they sign the photo with BADPHOENIXCOPS.

Surprise Andy Anderson! Your Wife’s Making a Video for Your Retirement Party! Whoops! Were We Not Supposed to Let You know?

We like surprises! Better yet we like spoiling surprises for dirty douchebag cops like Andy Anderson!

For Andy Anderson's retirement party, the Public Affairs Bureau (PAB) asked Andy’s wife to make a surprise video, thanking Andy for all his hard work. Also making a video are Alberto Gutier the chief of highway safety for the state of Arizona and Andy Hill.

Why didn’t PAB ask BadPhoenixCops to make a video testimonial, discussing all his accomplishments?

We could have discussed Andy’s misogynistic behavior and how he likes to intimidate everyone!  His road rage incidents and how he has been trespassed from the PLEA union office.  We could also tell everyone how Murray Andy Anderson helped us get the Phoenix Police chief fired, by mislabeling Phoenix the Kidnapping Capital of the World.

The best part of this PAB, the Phoenix PD and everyone is wondering how we know this "top secret" video is being made!   Sorry to spoil the surprise Andy….but not really!

See you all at the retirement party!

If Anyone Want’s These Stars…Well They Can Come and Get ‘Em!....Um...Well…We Got ‘Em Jack! TIME TO BRING IN A REAL POLICE CHIEF!

Chief Jack Ass Harris resigns at the same time the Phoenix PD received the report from the OIG. Think these two events are unrelated?

The Jack Ass is gone FOREVER!


Unlike Sean Drenth, Jack Ass Harris resigned, and as we said over a month ago – never to return. He is unfortunately collecting another pension – a military pension that is reported  for city employees.

BadPhoenixCops, PLEA and Phil Roberts and many others took his stars from his lapel. It took almost three years of blogging and a website exposing the corruption, but we did it with the help of many of you!  Thanks again to all our sources, confidants and those cops who put their necks out for us.

Sources tell us last week the Phoenix PD received the final report from the Office of the Inspector General (OIG) on the fraudulent kidnapping stats.  The Phoenix PD are not sharing it until the OIG makes their official return next week! We are hoping for criminal indictments on Jack Harris for lying before Congress, pill poppin Mayor Phil OxyGordon, and the snatch Lauri Burgett.

Either way, it couldn’t be good news for Jack Ass Harris and the PPD, since it forced Jack's resignation.

Good riddance Jack.

We surely hope you drop dead of a heart attack, crash your motorcycle into a wall or Connie’s cancer comes back. All three happening at the same moment would be even better you dirty, miserable, criminal cocksucker.

Now…who can we start blogging about…hmmm…..

Invitation to Murray Andy Anderson's Retirement Party - Time to Give This Dirty Douchebag A Nice Send-Off!

Yep!  We got it.  It was top secret and only sent out to a select few assistant chiefs.  HA! 

Just goes to show you how deep and thorough our sources are  We also put the invite on it's own webpage here:

Murray Andy Anderson's Retirement Party Website

For those of you who attended our Happy Hour: 
You know our big "surprise" planned for Andy's retirement!  Please spread the word to other supporters of BadPhoenixCops.

Invitation to Murray Andy Anderson's Retirement Party - Phoenix police department


Yes Lisa!  We would like to say a few words to Andy Anderson. How about:

"Go Fuck yourself Andy.  You dirty, shitbag cop!
You won't get the job at Gore either!"

Happy Birthday BadPhoenixCops - April 8, 2008! 3 Years of Exposing Dirty Cops and Getting a Police Chief Fired. Come Visit Us For Happy Hour! Thanks Louie Tovar!

***Come join us for Friday Happy Hour!! 

***Nearly 2000 comments from you – our loyal readers.

***196 individual Blog entries and sordid stories on the dirty deeds of dirty cops.

***Over 140,000 page views.

***Over ½ million people have read this blog…and growing.

We are three years old today! Three years ago 5 people gathered in a home and decided to do something about corruption, lies and ineptitude within the Phoenix Police department and launched a Blog and a Website.  And the rest has been history in the making.

We want to thank our many supporters, followers, viewers and listeners.

Most importantly, we want to thank all the good cops in the Phoenix PD. The good cops who not only provide us dirt on the bad cops, but for those who stand up and fight the corruption and ineptitude of the 4th floor and former police chief Jack “Ass” Harris.

And a special shout out and some props to Phoenix PD commander Louie Tovar!

This blog started, because a stupid assclown commander couldn't hang up the phone.  

Louie Tovar is one of the dumbest fucktard cops in the Phoenix PD, but we all have a lot to thank him for.  We hear every time the news does a story (and shows our site with Louie Tovar's name) or we post a blog about Louie, he and his wife Ophelia are upset and devastated.

Well get a box of tissue ready and bust out the Paxil because it's going to be a sad day in Casa de Tovar!

Louie raised a fine son who admitted during a police inquisition that he molested a young member of his family.  Imagine you are on the police force for 26 years like Louie, your son wants to be a cop and this happens?!!?! 

HA! Whoopsie!!  What an interesting Tovar family secret!

We bet Louie was rocked by this information and hoped to keep it quiet within the confines of the PPD, with his brothers in blue. 

Not with us around!  Turn-about is fair play Louie, and revenge is a motherfucker - or in Louie's family's case is it a childfucker? 

Geez Louie.  WTF was happening in the Tovar household? 


Normally in instances like Louie's, Jack Ass Harris would keep this "card" in his hip pocket, forcing Louie to carry out dirty deeds and covering up for Jack. It was Jack Harris' way of obtaining blind loyalty and keeping something hidden for years (and sometimes forever), then threatening to open an investigation if Louie didn't comply and follow Jack's every word.  It was Jack's blackmail plan that trickled down and infected the entire Phoenix police department. Conversely, if Louie needed a favor it was usually granted or covered up by Jack or by other members in this blackmail pool.  It was one big blackmail backscratch managed by fear, intimidation and job security.

This blackmail backscratch was only exacerbated when Jack Harris ran PSB (Internal Affairs) and had dirty douchebags like Mike Polombo working for him.  This is why everyone in command is still scared of the former chief Jack Ass for fear the skeletons in the Phoenix PD closest will come out; including skeletons our pill-popping mayor, Phil OxyGordon and the testicle free Joe Yahner.  Even Mr. I-said-I-did-an-audit-but-then-again-I-never-did-an-audit-because-the-PPD-told-me-the-stats-were-valid-so-I-believed-them Zuercher is scared of the Phoenix PD and the legacy of Jack Ass Harris.

Ironically (or maybe not) someone told us a while back Louie was best friends with Richard Polk and used to trade emails with him.  Lots of emails.  XXX emails . Hmmm...interesting.  One has to wonder if Ophelia would have married Louie Tovar, knowing he a raised and reared (pun) a boy who likes even littler boys, and had a friendship with kiddie porn collector Richard Polk?

Well Louie we have some tips for you! Tips to get you through the embarrassment and blunders called Your Life.  These are our three year anniversary tips!

First - Don't fuck with citizens.  Hopefully you learned your lesson (and are continuing to learn your lesson), along with the entire PPD.  You don't fuck with someone smarter, bigger and better than you!  A badge, a gun and a uniform mean absolutely nothing against smart, witty people. Want to know why many people have no respect for cops?  Look in the mirror Louie and take a photo of the 4th floor.

Second - We hope you learned how to hang up the phone!  Are you still telling everyone this isn't your voice?  Really?  Are you still telling people we made this up and edited this ourselves?  Really? I dunno...that alveolar Mexican trill is undeniable, Louie and that cackling cunt voice of Sandra Renteria is recognizable!

Third - Try growing a foot taller.  It might even be a foot 1/2 - two feet. Your peers can't stand bending over to speak with you and no subordinate has any respect for a four-foot hispanic midget.  No one want's to work for someone who shops in the boys department, Louie.  Where do you get your uniforms...from the kids in PPD Explorer program?  Louie, you look like a small innocent child!  Don't believe us?  Just ask your son or Polk.  They're the experts when it comes to a child's anatomy.

Fourth - Watch your coffee mug and your personal affects.  With people like you and Polombo around we bet folks are coughing on door knobs, putting visine in your drinks, or shoving your computer mouse in their ass crack.  We know we would - and we probably just gave some good honest cops some great ideas :)

Fifth - If none of those work, watch movies like International Velvet, SeaBiscuit or Secretariat to get some ideas for a new career path.

And Finally - The solution to your problem may be ultimately spelled  B-I-L-L-Y-S-O-Z-A. 

But thanks for not hanging up the phone Louie! You opened Pandora's Box into the Phoenix PD and helped us learn about the dirty deeds of dirty cops and how you really operate. Without Louie Tovar, this blog would not exist and Jack Harris may still be the police chief. 

Read The Story on Little Louie Tovar and Listen to Him as He Forgets to Hang Up the Phone!


“It’s all about getting this guy off our ass…That’s the problem…That’s the problem.”
"It's the nature of the game with these dickweed...ya know?"

Yeah Louie…STILL THINK IT'S A PROBLEM?  Why don't you ask Jack Ass Harris now?  Still think citizens who complain are dickweeds and it's a game? We bet every cop ever mentioned on this blog thinks you're the dirty, dumb, dickweed now Louie.

We are having happy hour tonight and everyone is invited to celebrate three years of BadPhoenixCops. 

Come laugh and come hear about our next blogs and adventures.  If you can, swing by (including you Louie - be sure to bring your shoe lifts so you can pony-up to the bar.) 

Happy Hour will be disclosed via email for anyone who pings us badphoenixcops@hushmail.com ...knowing that dirty shitbag Phoenix cops will be sitting outside trying to pinch us with a DUI, we need to keep this a clandestine effort. 

Just give us your cell phone and we will text you the details by 3:00PM.

So send us an email and we will let you know where it is!  It is sure to be fun!

A Letter of Request for a PSB Investigation into Mike and Heather Polombo - BRADY VIOLATIONS - Sent to Ed Zuercher and David Cavasos in the city of Phoenix

Read the letter our blogger sent to city manager David Cavasos and asst. city manager Ed Zuercher requesting a PSB investigation into Mike and Heather Polombo, for lying.

We wonder if they will ignore another whistleblower with the Office of Inspector General watching?

Whistleblowers need protection, but for some reason no one in Phoenix city government seems to care!

Oh yeah...one more thing...the blog is up to 13,000 hits per month...and GROWING. 

BOOM goes the dynamite!

Karen Vance's Accounts of the Sophomoric Behavior of Joe Knott and the Polombos

Barnes' Harassment Claim Against the Polombos that was Never Investigated

Request for Mike and Heather Polombo PSB investigation - BRADY violation

Murray Andy Anderson Gets Stripped Of All Duties Beginning Monday April 11th – That’s a Nice Parting Gift for His Retirement at The End of the Month!

Yet again – you heard it here first!

Murray Andy Anderson – AKA Road Rage Andy – AKA Pocked Face Andy – AKA Cancer Andy - AKA Domestic Violence Andy - AKA Wife Beater Andy was told beginning April 11th, he will be stripped of all duties and assignments.

What a fitting end to one of the members of Jack Harris’ Axis of Evil.  That's two down, and two more to go!

We have blogged many times about this creep.

Murray Andy Anderson is an absolute douchebag in the Phoenix PD.

He is a cancer – no wait - calling him a cancer would be complimentary. Brains aren’t everything, but in Andy’s case they’re nothing! When Andy looks out the window, people think its Halloween. Jack Harris used to tell Andy he was a great asset, but he was off by two letters. Andy’s mom still owes my dog, fuck money! 

Most importantly, Andy has fallen on the shit list with Jack Harris being fired.  He is being relieved of all duties, assignments and responsibilities. And thanks to us anywhere Andy has tried applying for a job along with any recruiters that read our website, are sent a full dossier on this pocked face, shitstain.

Andy’s retirement party is coming soon. As soon as we get the flier, we will post it.

Goudeau Ruling – Baseline Killer Trial to Proceed with The Inclusion of TWS Report and Rusty Stuart Testimony. A Key Win For Those Who Think the Phoenix PD Administration is A Bunch of Corrupt Shitbags!

It was a small victory for Mark and Wendy Goudeau when judge Warren Granville made a ruling to proceed with the documents we helped leak to the defense team and to Goudeau’s attorney Randy Craig. Documents the prosecutor had conveniently forgotten to provide to opposing counsel.


Goudeau Ruling - Baseline Killer Case


Granville said it best when he states:

…”no one crime scene had a complete combination of eyewitnesses, biological and ballistic evidence. The witness accounts were not identical. The descriptions of the male suspect varied. The biological evidence was scant.

…It is ordered denying the State’s motion to preclude evidence regarding Detective Stuart’s investigation involving Terry Wayne Smith.”

We hear Suzanne Cohen, one of the prosecutors in the Goudeau case is pretty pissed at this ruling and we can’t figure out why? We also know Alex Femenia testified and naturally thought Goudeau committed every murder and every crime; when Rusty Stuart’s report, victim testimony and cell tower records prove otherwise.

Any normal person would think that they have no, “dog in the race” so why not present all the evidence and let a jury decide?

Why hide key exculpatory information and purposefully keep it from the defense team?

We believe it’s like a sales job – they need to maintain a quota and have some “wins” in their column or they don’t advance in rank!

They go by names like Lisa Aubuchon, Andrew Thomas, Suzanne Cohen, and Ted Campagnolo….and they never want to present facts, but only want to maliciously indict people for crimes they didn’t commit with rumor, innuendo and falsehoods. They lie - and feel no remourse for the lives they ruin.

They hide evidence from Grand Juries and allow cops to “misspeak” and not charge them with perjury.

They are lawless creeps - prosecutors - and need to be eradicated from this system of justice where law abiding citizens are attacked for speaking out and doing what is right.

It’s Blind Arrogance and where Absolute Power, Corrupts Absolutely.


Attorneys for the County said it best about these creeps like when they described Lisa Aubuchon during her hearing, where she is trying to get her job back. They said:

“She’s not crazy, but she's blinded by arrogance because she's right and everyone else is wrong

Heather Polombo Finally Solves the Danny Ramirez Murder - But Heather Has Had Migraines For at Least 6 Years - And Barnes and This Blog Can't Be Blamed!

Watching TV a few weeks ago, we found that Heather Armstrong Polombo finally arrested the guy who shot Danny Ramirez, Corey Garner.


Heather Polombo Finally Solves A Murder

You remember this story with the feisty Grandma Rose Mead and how she thought the police and Heather Polombo botched this murder investigation.

Rose Mead Thinks the Phoenix PD Aren't Doing Their Job

We spoke to Rose and she is elated!  "Obviously it is bitter~sweet, but this is the next best thing," she said.

We hope the pressure cooker we put Heather in helped the cause.  Rose agreed too she was tough on Heather, but tough was needed in this dire situation!  So congrats to Heather Armstrong Polombo for doing the job she was hired to do.

We won’t call Heather a useless, stupid bitch, for at least the next few moments – since she finally did something right and made one of the people she works for – happy!


HEATHER POLOMBO, MIKE POLOMBO and BARNES HARASSMENT UPDATE

OK...Times up!

This is where Heather becomes a useless, lying snatch again.

In open court last week, Heather and Mike Polombo’s now infamous “harassment” case against Barnes was discussed and argued for an hour and a half.

Judge Sam Thumma did not fully dismiss Barnes case, but he is taking it under advisement to remand it back to a Grand Jury. At issue is Theron Quaas’ credibility and how he didn’t fully disclose key components on Barnes case to the Grand Jury.

You remember Heather's video and audio testimony...

Heather Armstrong Polombo's Video Testimony

Heather Armstrong Polombo's FULL Video Testimony

Heather Armstrong Polombo's Audio Testimony

In Heather Polombo’s academy award performance, she claims how she can’t work, has migraines, has missed work because of these migraines and the reason is because of what is posted on this blog with the associated commentary and how Barnes apparently “harassed” her.

According to court testimony, Craig Mehrens (Barnes’ attorney) lawfully obtained Heather Polombo’s medical records. Under oral argument Mehrens said it appears chronic migraines with Heather Polombo go back well over six years, long before this blog ever started and before Barnes was on the scene.

Mehrens also said that not once did Heather mention to her doctor(s) that migraines were a result of work, Barnes, or this blog.   Yeah...Not once!  We were shocked when we found this out too!  One would think that if migraines came about due to “harassment” it would be noted somewhere, but it’s not.

Mehrens other bigger issue is precisely what “harassment” case does Mike Polombo have against Barnes?

The fact that we refer to Mike Polombo as Mr. Potato Head, and he doesn’t like being mentioned on a blog or being labeled a dirty, dumb gumba cop?

The fact that Mike Polombo wears clothes from when Clinton was President and his best outfit is the “GEORGE” brand from Walmart?

The fact that Mike Polombo is a cock and his name is synoymous with everything dirty in the Phoenix PD?

The fact that the only job Mike Polombo could get in the Phoenix PD was to go back to Homicide - a place where everyone hates his guts and are undoubtedly dipping their dicks in his coffee mug or rinsing it after hours, in the toilet?

In a recent ruling The Supreme Court said while many of us may not agree with protestors at funerals shouting “God hates fags” or “Thank God for dead soldiers” it is not criminal and not harassment, as Mehrens asserted.

We wonder: would the equivalent be, “God Hate’s the cocksucker Mike Polombo?"

The First Amendment Wins...Again!

For the record we will tell Mike Polombo all day, every day that he is a dirty douchebag cop and there’s not a damn thing he can do about it! 

Mehrens also argued he was having a difficult time getting key information from the Phoenix PD on the Polombos. We weren't privy to what Mehrens was requesting, but it appears Mehrens sent a subpoena to the Phoenix PD and they filed a motion to quash it – unbeknownst to State prosecutor Ted Campagnolo!

What a clusterfuck!  It’s was actually quite amusing to sit in court and watch this train wreck unfold with Ted Campagnolo.  This is turning into such a train wreck…we think train wrecks…would stop to watch this train wreck.

What’s at issue is the crux of the famous ANON letter that was sent to many and posted on this blog.

Mike Polombo's PSB Investigation Where He Lies About an Affair

While the language of the letter was colorful, it appears it may all be true.

Heather and Mike do admit they fell in lust and began an affair while Mike was still married to his wife Suzanne. We also know factually that Mike Polombo stored police records in his garage.

The bigger issue and what’s at stake is how Mike and Heather Polombo lied during a PSB investigation to cover their dirty potato bump. The state’s attorney Ted Campagnolo admitted during his argument that the Polombos had an affair while Mike was still married – unless of course Ted Campagnolo is now lying?. No one has ever objected to the statement that Mike and Heather Polombo had an affair while Mike was still married, except of course the Polombos themselves who lied about it during a PSB investigation.

What’s this all mean?

It means this is just more corruption, retaliation, cover-up, malfeasance and dirt under Jack Ass Harris. It also means we caught PSB, the Polombos and the Cocksucker Theron Quaas in another lie and cover-up on another whistleblower who "blew" the whistle on the crimelab and the Polombos.

It means this investigation should be reopened with both Polombos added to BRADY (and while we are at it - let’s add Commander Chuck Miiller to BRADY to for lying about fucking Audra…).

It should be sent to AZPOST for decertification, along with Quaas. If the letter is true and factual in part, there is no “harassment” in telling the truth.  In essence the Polombos and Ted Campagnolo will have to disprove the truthfulness of the letter and that isn’t going to be pretty. I wonder if the Polombos anticipated their personal lives unfolding in a court room?

This is far from over and we intend to report back to you on this as it unfolds for Barnes. Maybe after the trial Mehrens will be indicted too for exacerbating Heather’s migraines and raising Mike’s blood pressure? We will see.  It was really great to see Craig Mehrens in action and to see the befuddled Ted Campagnolo trying to make a case where there wasn't any.

We sure hope the Barnes case does get remanded back to the Grand Jury so that they can find out the truth about the Polombos and Quaas.

So Heather Armstrong Polombo… Great job on solving the Danny Ramirez murder case and finally arresting someone.  It only took you four years to figure out what everyone else knew! Grandma Mead is tickled pink!

But Heather, BadPhoenixCops still thinks you’re a dumb cunt for starting an affair with Mike Polombo, lying about it to PSB, and then marrying that lying, dirty dumbass!  As we've said all along, it's not "harassment" simply because you don't like us writing about it!