The Nameplate Witch Hunt Continues as a Class 4 Felony - Entire 4th Floor of PPD Confirmed as Biggest Group of AssClowns in Phoenix

These Homicide (or Homocide) cops have way too much time on their hands! So they are trying to have this be a class 4 Felony for Identity theft! So would smashing one of those Mr. and Mrs. PotatoHeads, be murder? What do we call a lab backlogged with 27,000 requests? Or Andy’s Rage moments? Are these mere misdemeanors, written reprimands, or Felonies?

Looks like Homicide should investigate the Big Potato Slaughter of 2008. We got this photo. and it is funny as all heck!

Looks like the weapon was a potato peeler and a potato masher. Better set up a crime scene Balloon Knott. We hope the Lab may process the samples here, ahead of the 27,000 requests they already have. Tracey probably put those 27,000 requests in a box back in Polombos garage!

But seriously folks, here’s what you all need to know, especially those friend of BPC and why it is a Class 4 Felony and why they are persuing this...

A Class 4 Felony allows them to obtain a wire tap and allows all other kinds of sordid things. Careful using your phone or calling people on your phone. We will have alternate cell numbers in case you want to reach us. Also watch around the office for listening devices.

These are dirty, rogue cops. They enjoy fucking with your careers and livlihood, so please feel free to fuck with them right back!

They have put in a bunch of pinhole cameras in Homicide. So make sure you don’t do anything there. Take your pictures outside of Homicide - but please keep sending us pictures.

These pictures are hysterical and give everyone a good laugh...

Pictures like this:

Or this

Or this

Someone told us this last guy was fired..thankfully. We are not sure if he is napping or this was taken after hours in the parking lot of Maryvale where he was getting a mouth hug from someone.

They have been asking for your Iron Keys. For those of you who don’t know, an Iron Key is a USB (thumb drive) that allows one to lock their data and browse the Internet undetected. We own our own Iron Keys and encourage you to get one. Here is a link in case anyone in the PPD or the City wants to get one to browse the Net safely and undetected.

https://www.ironkey.com/

Just don’t let anyone know you own it. It is pretty cool. It’s indestructible, waterproof and reportedly hack proof. (Our guy in Atlanta is currently trying to hack into one). The only way in, is with a password and after 10 attempts, it will self destruct.

If anyone ask you for your Iron Key, tell them you lost it – or better yet – go buy a second Iron Key and have a dummy one to give the PPD/Homicide/SID/PSP. You should always tell them to Fuck-Off and let them begin a PSP investigation just to get your Garrity Rights! Then through the investigation, feel free to tell them whatever you want just like Snodgrass, Polombo, Femenia. These folks lie to Grand Juries, hide evidence, and investigate people for no reason and never investigate the people, who need to be investigated - so do whatever you need; and feel guilt free.

Always, always tell them you have an attorney and never speak to anyone without an attorney present…DUH! If you need a good attorney referral, we have 2 good ones!

The following email came into the Homicide division and is the focus of their "Identity Theft" investigation...

-----Original Message-----
From: heather polombo [mailto:heather.polombo@live.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 1:49 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: homicide unit info.

Check this out.... Interesting info on the Phx PD homicide unit. Paste the link in your browser and open it up to see all the dirt on jack harris. see bottom for homicide unit entry.

www.badphoenixcops.com
The Asst. Chiefs and Commanders of Phoenix Police Department - Inept, Dishonest and Just Plain Wrong
This site is set up to expose all of the madness, mendacity and internal corruption within the 4th Floor Phoenix, Arizona Police Department.
Amendment I:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

This is The House That Jack Built. It is a house of cards that is about to come tumbling down!

And it goes on to the stuff on the BadPhoenix Cops website, so we won't fill it in here since you may go to the site and read. What is interesting is that this HeatherPolombo@live.com pulled one key BLOG post by one of our officers and brought it to the attention of these "undisclosed recipients" It was the one that started with:

a few months ago you had a post on Sgt. Mike Polombo of the homicide unit and his having an affair with his current wife whom he was supervising...

Again, we're not posting the whole commentary but it was this one...the one that started the whole Mike Polombo discussion posted by ANON ANON

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4364432255934734176&postID=4218170115918489142

We need to follow and review the logic of the PPD. Their obtuse logic.

They are investigating an identity theft of Heather Polombo and who sent the email with these comments, and not investigating the comments made in the BLOG about how Polombo was having his affair, Tovar trading porn emails with Polk, and all the other claims in the post!

What a joke!

I just can’t believe these guys will investigate missing name plates and who authored the email, but not the contents or the claims within it! They must be figuring that if the email was sent at 1:49PM, it must have been sent from the office, hence the usage of an Iron Key.

Sorry to say folks but your job is working for the biggest assembly of Fucktards ever known to man. Is this really how you want to spend your career?

We don’t know how you all put up with this crap or why anyone would want to work in Homicide at this point. We know many of you support this site and BLOG and help us out tremendously and put your necks out. So our advice to everone (even the officers we spoke with today)

Stay focused, publish what is the truth and stick to facts.

Give us any and all information as discretely as you can. Jack and his Assclowns like Joe Balloon Knott can't issue an NOI against us and we can't get fired for not cooperating. We are also Knott afraid of anyone in the PPD. Our attorneys are on constant standby waiting for any movement or any overt action by anyone in the City or the PPD.

We promise you very soon that Jack Ass Harris, Phil Gordon, Frank Fairbanks, George Richards and a few others are going to be served with something that will rock their world!

Thanks also to everyone who sent us the invite to Alex Fermenia’s retirement party at the library, 10AM of the 31st.

“The end of an era…the beginning of the next…” It should have said, “Taking out the trash, and now going to work in the Dump for the top pussy - Andrew Thomas.”

If we have the time, we will stop by and crash the party. It is a public building and there’s not much they can do about it! We may even have some handouts for everyone!

What Happens in Vegas...Isn't Going to Stay in Vegas!!!

Thanks to BPC's Phoenix Police Friends!

It looks like the missing name plates visited Vegas this week with the Arizona Homicide Investigators Association Meeting, at the Gold Coast Hotel in Las Vegas. We hear this meeting was as exciting as watching paint dry and could have been renamed, The Arizona Homicide Investigators Cure For Insomnia.

We won't ask "Why?" with such a city deficit, a contigency from Arizona had to go to Las Vegas to the shithole-of-all-shithole, hotels for a meeting. We can only assume Excaliber and Frontier were sold out. Why Knott (pun) invest money locally in AZ? Sedona? Flagstaff? Tucson? Naw...that would actually make too much sense and be too practical and prudent!

We got a hold of the agenda and course curriculum for the week. Classes included:

Proper Storage Techniques for DNA in your Garage – A Do’s and Don’ts Guide to Misplacing and Contaminating Evidence – Taught by Mike Polombo

Lying to a Grand Jury: the PPD Method of Deception and Exclusion- Alex Fermenia

and you could take his 2 add-on electives called:

We Hate Blacks, So You Should Too!,

and

Put it in MS Word and No One Will Find It!– both taught by Alex Femenia

A Human Case Study: Dave Barnes – How to Ruin a Good Officer's Career for no Reason – Taught by Joe Balloon Knott with emails from Tracy Montgomery

Putting HOMO into Homicide: a need for a spelling change in the PPD – By Pat Kotecki

DNA Analysis: "3" is the new "13" - a 23% Match Works at any Press Conference - Taught by Kevin Robinson

Operations Order 3.15: Undercover and Specialty - How to Blend in and Look like the Big Fat Guy in a Hawaiian Shirt - by Ron Snodgrass

Cisco Phone Usage: How to Hang Up a Phone and Knott (pun) Make an Ass of Yourself - a Dickweed's Perspective - Special guest speaker, Little Louie Tovar

Why I Love Maryvale! – Hosted by Heather Polombo

Silencing Officers: Stop California Cops named Goggin from talking to PPD Patrol Officers about Well Publicized Crimes - taught by Benny Pina

Dipping your Pen in the Company Ink: How to find good prospects for an Affair - Benny Pina and Mike Polombo

Covering up a Rape: A Indepth Study on being a Friend of Jack (FOJ) – taught by Mike Polombo

Scruples and Character: How to be a Good Honest Cop and Serve the Public– This Class was unfortunately cancelled. The Sergeants and Lieutenants who could teach it, were not invited. There was also no one who was interested in listening.

I'm sure we are going to see these Polombo nameplates popping up just about everywhere!

Here they are outside the conference room door at the Gold Coast.

Does anyone know how the investigation is going on the nameplates with Joe Balloon Knott? Do they have any suspects? How about running all of Homicide through lie detectors? How about we just Indict the entire Homicide department for the theft of 25 cent nameplates? Maybe Balloon Knott could go to a Grand Jury and lie? We bet Andrew Thomas would just run with it!

Maybe you should check everyone's desks, cameras, bags and cars - because someone there has your missing name plates!

Rumor also has it that some of the attendees had hookers come to their rooms at Gold Coast.

We got photos of that too.

And remember: Just because it happens in Las Vegas...doesn't mean its going to stay there, cause BPC is like VISA...

We're Everywhere you want us to be!

What Everyone Knows About the Mark Goudeau Case, But No one Wants to Talk About Because it is an Election Year

At BPC we get so much information on the corruption within the PPD. When we get controversial information, we want to see it and validate the truthfulness of the claim. Albeit painful, We hope this BLOG entry is going to change Phoenix for the better and make many stop and think.

There were other suspects in the Baseline Killer Case that were never investigated. One suspect, that we will call "TWS", was from California. Our county attorney Andrew Thomas knows about this, Chief Jack Ass Harris knows about this, and some in the Phoenix Police Homicide Division - Joe Knott, Mike Polombo, Pat Kotecki, Benny Pina and Alex Femenia - know about this, too.

What is the reason they were never investigated? Primarily laziness, coupled with the grand-standing, back-slapping and atta-boys that were already on the news with Phil Gordon, Jack Harris and Andrew Thomas. It’s all about Politics. The Phoenix PD took so much heat on these murders and rapes that finding anyone of color would do! Why upset the apple cart and actually conduct further investigations when they had their guy, Mark Goudeau? It was said in Homicide, “Do you know if we let this out, you give a nig*** like Mark Goudeau an alibi?”

Apparently, these two other suspects came from Patrol. It was the Gang Unit who handled many homicides in Patrol that had their own investigation and figured these two new suspects were worthy of an investigation. TWS had allegedly committed similar crimes in California. The report is undeniable. From the comments this suspect made to his family when he saw Mark Goudeau getting arrested on TV, to the bragging and his prior background should have warranted some level of research, but nothing was done. When this savvy Patrol Officer was engaged and discussing TWS with other Police departments in California, abruptly they told him that they were ordered not to speak with him anymore by their higher-ups.

You see, Patrol Officers can’t be smarter than Homicide, let alone submit their own materials. Homicide is far too arrogant for that! This very smart Patrol Officer figured these two suspects had better timelines and better opportunities to commit the Baseline crimes. They were never investigated because Andrew Thomas, Phil Gordon and Jack Ass Harris had their guy – Mark Goudeau. Assistant Chief Kevin Robinson, Alex Femenia, Benny Pina, Pat Kotecki and Mike Polombo were intimately involved in this cover up and the non-inclusion of this information. Several pages were written by this Patrol Officer, but the report was paired down by Alex Femenia to a footnote and was never presented to the Grand Jury. It was purposefully and maliciously minimized so that the Grand Jury would promptly issue the Indictments on Mark Goudeau, and Andrew Thomas could begin his well publicized, assault.

This thorough Patrol Officer has a full three-ring binder of maps, grids and detailed information that give some very conclusive evidence, but Alex Femenia hid it. This violates the fundamental principles of being a detective, but Alex Femenia has no problem with it and sleeps well at night!

Almost a year ago today, at the 100 Club Banquet, Jack Ballentine marched Alex Femenia, Benny Pina, Pat Kotecki and Mike Polombo up on the stage to receive their awards for finding and arresting Mark Goudeau as the Baseline Killer. Many, many officers were sickened and disgusted by this, knowing that these officers had very little to do with any of the grunt work involved, but more so that all suspects were not investigated thoroughly. Asst. Chief Kevin Robinson who was the Investigations Division Commander loved all the interviews and grandstanding and took all the accolades for “finding” Mark Goudeau. You all should know that Kevin Robinson is vying for the next chief of police position once Jack Ass Harris leaves. Having Mark Goudeau and the Baseline Killer under his belt would be very helpful in this endeavour.

If you don’t think the rot and corruption is rampant among the 4th Floor –well it is systemic and now includes the County Attorney’s office! It is an Epic Failure for the Police and the Courts. Mark Goudeau sits in jail with only 3 out of 13 genetic markers matching and Andrew Thomas, who has never prosecuted a Felony Case in his career, is running for reelection as our County Attorney.

Many have cautioned us about telling this story and this sad miscarriage of justice and absolute abuse of discretion by our County Attorney Andrew Thomas, the Maricopa County Criminal Courts and the Phoenix Police Department - but it is an Election Year! They all want Andrew Thomas reelected because having a good relationship between the PPD and the County Prosecutor’s Office is paramount. Even as Republicans ourselves, we think any relationship with Andrew Thomas is a relationship no one needs to have.

Marc Spencer and PLEA: While we at BPC love the work you do and the help you provide to the foot soldiers of the PPD; defending them on the witch hunt of NOIs from the FOJs, we think you are making a grave mistake supporting the reelection of Andrew Thomas. Andrew Thomas lacks such a moral compass; we question how he finds his car at night when leaving his office. If any of you vote for Andrew Thomas, you are making a mistake! If you are die-hard Republicans like us, write in your own name for Christ sakes, but don’t vote for this AssClown, Andrew Thomas. Andrew Thomas will undoubtedly claim his “absolute immunity”(again) to avoid any Prosecution charges knowing this information, but it shouldn’t stop us from running him out of town. You think it’s only BPC that feels this way about Andrew Thomas?

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/10/10/20081010endorsements1010.html

Rick Romley our former (Republican) Maricopa County Attorney won’t even support Andrew Thomas' bid for reelection.

At this very moment Andrew Thomas is holding this “Patrol Investigation” on TWS, and is able to give Mark Goudeau a new trial, but he is doing absolutely nothing. Andrew Thomas is a man who will stop at nothing to make himself look perfect, even going to great lengths to edit his own Wikipedia pages to remove any negative comments.

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-02-28/news/andrew-thomas-maricopa-county-s-top-prosecutor-burnishes-his-wikipedia-page/

It is an election year and since no one is supposed to know about this secret investigation, who cares? Right?

Yeah…that's what we said. It’s secret. Even the way it was published and constructed.

This entire “Patrol Investigation” on TWS from San Bernardino, CA is published in MicroSoft Word. It was never input into any police department PACE system, purposefully, by design. It was ordered to the reporting Patrol Officer to produce it in Word, so that no records request could be done and it could never be found. Of course Jack Ass Harris, Andrew Thomas and most definitely Phil Gordon know very well about it. It is shocking, disturbing and will give you goose bumps when you read it, knowing that TWS was not investigated for the Baseline Murders. And for all you skeptics out there who say to us, “Aw c'mon BPC, the murders stopped after Goudeau was arrested” We will tell you that after TWS saw Mark Goudeau getting arrested on TV, he was rumored to have high-tailed it back to California.

We at BPC have heard and known about this for a few months and it has taken a lot of work to publish it. We wanted to see the Investigation first hand before we published anything. It sickens us and keeps us awake at night. We guess you could say unlike Jack, Andy and those homicide officers, we have a conscience. We hope that this will be the final nail in the coffin of Jack Ass Harris, all the Friends of Jack and Andrew Thomas. We hope the media, City Council, Sheriff Joe and/or the DOJ will run with this and finally do something to stop the corruption and bring some pride back to the Phoenix and PPD.

The final page of this Patrol Officer's report says it all:

"The totallity (sic) of all these factors shows a clear picture of violence against the Citizens of Phoenix and actions consistent with the behavior of some of the cases attributed to the Baseline Killer”

...and none of it was ever investigated, and it was kept from the Grand Jury.

Jack Ass Harris, Andrew Thomas, Kevin Robinson, Alex Femenia, Benny Pina, Pat Kotecki, Mike Polombo and Joe Knott should be Indicted and brought up on criminal charges.

It must be a common theme with the Phoenix Police department to lie to a Grand Jury and weave a web of bullshit and lies to get someone Indicted. It is also common for Andrew Thomas to run and maliciously prosecute people without investigating all the facts. We know and learned this first hand.

Andy Anderson: Where Are the Emails?

We receive a lot of negative comments on a lot of FOJs – Friends of Jack Harris. The two assistant chiefs we receive the most negative feedback on, are Andy Anderson and Kevin Robinson (well...Okay...we'll put Tracy Montgomery in this list too!) One can only assume that these two Assistant Chiefs have burned more people in their past and helped ruin and destroy the careers of many cops, for their own personal gain. Kevin Robinson is vying for the next chief of police. We pray every day; this EEO violating moron won’t get it.

However, today we will discuss Andy Anderson.

Assistant Chief Murray L. "Andy" Anderson of the Phoenix PD is in charge of the Investigations Bureau. With an extremely bad comb-over, he runs Drug Enforcement, Family Investigations (that's FIB with the Bullet-in-the-Ass Brokaw, Down Syndrome "Corky" Huntley and former Little Louie Tovar), Property Crimes, Public Affairs (this used to be Chris Crockett, but he is now out there with Dildo Martin on night duty because he couldn't run PAB) and Violent Crimes (our old buddy Klima the Mormon.)


Andy is known mostly for his great Public Affairs “Road Rage" encounter, while trying to give his teenage daughter a driving lesson. You can read the full story here.

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2007-03-15/news/ankkkarlo-pride/2

Scoll to page 2 – Anger Mgt

It happened back on November 6, 2006 and the deets are simple: Andy was out teaching his daughter how to drive. Some guy in a truck honked his horn and Andy threw a road rage moment, following the guy home. When this guy's wife sees her husband arguing outside with Andy she states, she calling the cops. So what does Andy do? He makes the A-hole cop move by flashing his badge and claiming, “He is the cops.” Imagine the humiliation of being his daughter, driving a car, and being ordered by her A-Hole cop father, to chase down a truck to the owners house! Andy apologized afterwards, but like Mom used to tell us, "Sorry is a cheap word and if you have to say you're Sorry....then it's too late." The female lieutenant who responded at the scene was a good friend of Andy's, so the situation was downplayed and no report was filed.

Andy should have been fired on the spot. As many posts have stated, Phil Gordon had a great opportunity to make an example of Andy, but he didn’t. Andy should have been put in patrol and called out to every Road Rage incident in Phoenix to personally see what the ramifications are and what his obtuse Road Rage incident could have caused; but that didn’t happen either. Andy was the head of PSB when this occured. Andy is lucky to be alive, considering his actions. Not only did jeopardize the safety of his own daughter driving, but everyone around them. All of this comes from a man who at the time was the division commander of the Professional Standards Bureau of the Phoenix PD.

Andy, in case no one has officially told you – You are a 100% BPC certified AssClown!


Andy has some skeletons in his closet, which he would like to brush under the rug. Like the domestic violence claims from his first wife that were called into the PPD. Yeah, we at BPC found that way back in 1986/87 police were called out to his old house near 15th Ave. and Northern on a domestic violence claim, where his wife feared for her life. Our police friends at BPC have copies of the reports and will give us their copies without having to do a records request. The report shows his wife was hysterical crying and so was his daughter.


So it appears Road Rage wasn’t Andy Anderson’s only momentary lapse of reason. It appears to be a pattern with him – losing his cool – with his ex-wife, his daughters driving lesson and now a simple email request! Think we don’t know about your problems Andy? Well we do and when we find more we will be sure to post it here.

We hear that Andy is so enraged about us requesting his emails, he can’t see straight. He is going to where Polombo went a few weeks ago – mumbling to himself, angry outbursts, and trying to find what Phoenix Police Officers provide us the data. You see Andy thinks he is above getting his emails requested and even tried to rally his fellow Asst. Chiefs to prohibit them, even though legally he has to give them. He sent them out to City Legal for review.

Andy: Here's our personal message to you, since no one else will counsel you, or tell you what everyone else seems to know...

Much like Tracy Montgomery you lack leadership and discipline. No one will follow you and no one respects you because you don’t have the traits of command and control. You lose control too easily and make rash, haphazard judgments that jeopardize yourself and those around you. The only thing you can command is a 16 year-old girl, crying behind a steering wheel or an ex-wife cowering until your fellow officers come to rescue her.

We hear that Mrs. Andy Anderson reads this board quite often. Mrs. Anderson, how you tolerate Andy is beyond comprehension. It’s only a matter of time before Mr. Road Rage goes off on you, much like he did on your poor daughter almost 2 years ago. We can only hope your daughter was not too humiliated in school and in the neighborhood by her reckless father.


So Andy Anderson, we have just one question for you…


WHERE ARE OUR RECORDS REQUESTS FOR ALL OF YOUR EMAILS?

We hear that PSB has a nice conference room at 111 West Monroe and Pat Calia (sp?) will allow us to view them, before we commit to procurement. How about it Andy? When can we come down and visit?

Lieutenant Joe Knott and his Criminal Investigation on Missing Name Plates

Have you ever seen the movie, The Caine Mutiny?

It was made in 1954 and starred Humphrey Bogart, Van Johnson, Fred MacMurray and Jose Ferrer. Bogart got nominated for an Oscar and it was one of his last great performances before he died. It was based on a novel about a mine sweeper ship called the Caine with a crazy Lieutenant Commander Francis Queeg (played by Bogart). The most famous scene and breaking point in this movie is after Lt. Commander Queeg notices a quart of strawberries missing, he has a full blown investigation into who ate them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB3stQg6nXg

Queeg berates his officers for their uniforms and has absurd investigations for no reason. His officers eventually Mutiny after the strawberry investigation and a court martial ensues. It’s a great story and a great metaphor for what happened today with the latest Assclown in the PPD, Lieutenant Joe Knott.

Today, Lieutenant Joe Knott began a criminal investigation on the missing name plates of Heather Polombo and Mike Polombo.

Yeah.

Let me tell you that again at Steve Soha speed….

Lieutenant Joe Knott (Queeg) began his criminal investigation into missing name plates (quart of missing strawberries)! Name plates....you know those little signs with your name, that are attached to your door or your cube? Someone stole Heather and Mike Polombo's name plates.

Each detective was called in, and read their Miranda Rights. PSB is doing an internal investigation too, to find the now infamous nameplate thief.

1st: To any and all detectives in Homicide and all friends of BPC:

You tell Joe Knott, one thing and one thing only if you are part of this bogus investigation. Tell Joe, “I have obtained counsel and you may speak to them and them alone. And our friends at BPC told us, to tell you, to go Fuck yourself Joe.” Say nothing and do nothing else. Get up and walk out, go back to your desk and do your job. Don't tolerate this AssClown and his bullshit investigation. This is free legal advice from our own legal department.

2nd: This is our open call to all officers of the PPD: We want any and all information on Lieutenant Joe Knott. Anything, any of you can dig up. Any information about him and his career with the PPD will be posted here.

And to Lieutenant Joe Knott: You are not longer Joe Knott. You are now Balloon Knott.
Think about what a balloon knott is Joe. Google it, if you must.

How dare you waste our taxpayer dollars on a name plate criminal investigation, while no one investigates Mike Polombo's affair with Heather or Mike bringing files home during the Baseline Killer investigation!! Our lab is back-logged with 27,000 requests and their moron leader Tracy Montgomery has no plan to process them and is seen putting in the hallway, but we have the time to investigate the theft of Mike and Heather Polombo's name plates?

This is what is absolutely wrong with the Phoenix PD. Morons like Lieutenant Joe Knott who investigate missing name plates. The PPD will spend thousands of dollars, for something that costs 50 cents and all to find out who is providing us information. We are in a deficit, people are losing their jobs, and the Dow is under 9000. The City of Phoenix has money to investigate stolen name plates? What's next...Stolen Copy paper? Paper clips? Men who walk into MCSO making wild liaison claims about Phil Gordon?

How come when your chief Jack Ass Harris’ brother-in-law "Fredo" was caught stealing money out of the Red Vines container, good ol Ken Hook the equipment coordinator wasn’t investigated? Oh wait he was investigated, it took 6 months and 1 day later to investigate him – one day after he retired and when your wannabe Chief Jack Ass just happened to be in charge of PSB to cover his lame, equipment coordinating ass!!!

Funny how that works...Isn't it Balloon Knott?

Just wait for future posts here Balloon Knott. Your 15 minutes of fame are coming soon. It will be the biggest Internet ass-reaming you have ever experienced, compliments of BPC and your fellow PPD officers. It will make Mike and Heather's look like a trip to church.

Heather Polombo and Pictures of Her Cube

Heather Polombo, we just don’t understand why you love Maryvale so much?

At BPC we hear that you just keep to yourself and keep your head down in your cube all day. So we wondered, What was so great about Heather Polombos cube and why does she want to hide there all day? We decided to our own McGruff investigation and get some photos of Heather's Cube for all of you!

A couple of questions Heather:

What’s up with the Clorox wipes sitting in your cube? Are you a germ-a-phobe or it is for each time you hold Mike's hand, so that you may wipe away the slime?

Unlike Little Louie Tovar, Do you know how to use the Cisco Phone?

And really…why the “ I Love Maryvale” sticker? We grew up outside of Manhattan and we wouldn't be caught dead with a “I love NY” sticker! Doesn’t “Loving Maryvale” violate Jack Ass Harris’ immigration policy? Is Maryvale where you and Mike would have your rendezvous during the Baseline Killer investigation?

We also didn’t see your last 60 days of emails on your desk that we requested. Is Andy Anderson still trying to get all the Asst. Chief's to rally around him and not give them to us? is he having another Road Rage moment?

Tsk. Tsk. We hope you’re not thinking about redacting everything. You know that will make us very mad and only make it harder for you and Mike.

You guys work for the public therefore you owe the public your emails and the court is going to say so too!

Louie Tovar - Commanding the Phoenix Transit Division in Shoe Lifts and Childrens' Sized Clothes

Louie:


We are going to a Halloween party and need your help for a costume. We are thinking we could dress like Mike Polombo and have you on our lap. You know, the old ventriloquist gag!



We were going to get a big potato head and an oversized uniform. We could drink water and you could talk. It would be a great gag!

Part of our shtick would be to reenact Polombo covering up Timo's rape charges, then we could walk around the party bragging about it like a horsetooth jackass, to everyone.

True to style we could pick up some really ugly woman! Maybe we could get someone to play a reporter from the New Times, and have them follow us around pretending to have their head up our ass - just like in that stupid article involving Continental Airlines, an Indian, and the "hero" Mike pretending to be McGruff.

You know Polombo could have asked Snodgrass for the $3000 to land the plane. I'm sure ol Ronny Bear has skimmed enough from the Pension Board and PLEA (before he was removed), to cover it. Have you seen that house of his on the lake and golf course? He's fat in more ways than one, and all on the salary of a Sergeant? He's either incredibly frugal or double and triple dipping somewhere! We’re going to play Arrowhead this weekend, just so we may snap some photos of the grand estate. Maybe Tracy will play with us and we can show her how to putt, explain to her that Genies don't exist, and show her how to manage a Lab since we have a little background in that ourselves. HA!

You could be Louie: The BPC personal Ass Puppet for Halloween!

Not just Mini Me, but Mini Lou....ie!

How about it Louie? We could pay you in Viagra, Cialis, shoe lifts, Penis pumps or whatever you need to make you feel "big" like the rest of us! Cmon Louie, it would be fun!


Remember what you said?

"It's the fucking nature of the game with these dickweeds....Ya know? They just keep going and going...and won't stop. It's all about getting this guy off our ass...Right? That's the problem, that's the problem..I'm not saying do it now..."
- Louie Tovar, June 10, 2007

You were right about one thing Little Louie - we won't stop! You haven't even begun to imagine where this Blog, site and the PPD are heading...all because of you and what you did in FIB.

Years from now and people look back and state, "What was the catalyst that brought down Jack and the FOJs?" Everyone will state, "It was that little AssClown, Louie Tovar!"


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