When Jack Ass Harris – City of Phoenix Public Safety Manager Found Out The Charges Were Dismissed Against a Blogger and a Cop – He Practically Soiled Himself and Tried to Call in Some Favors!

Well to say Jack Harris is upset is an understatement. This incredible Chief Jack Ass was so upset last Friday when the charges against Blogger Jeff and Dave Barnes were dismissed, he spent most of the day on the phone calling in favors, and trying to find out what went wrong and how to convene another Grand Jury without the involvment of Theron Quaas. Unfortunately Jack fell down and broke his crown and couldn't find any friends to buy into the Polombo “harassment” scam, except of course Theron Quaas, a Potato and a Whore.

Theron Quaas is about to have a big, “dick-2-the-chin” moment. You all know what that is - at the end of most pornos the guy puts his package in face of his conquest...

You see Jack Harris and Eric Edwards need a fall guy and that guy is about to be Detective Theron Quaas. Theron since we know you watch this site, why don’t you print this out and bring it home tonight. While eating your ramen noodles, read it and ask yourself:

Why did Eric Edwards and Chief Jack Ass Harris call a meeting with only Lieutenant Lowell Spalla, Detective Mike Bush, Sergeant John Bell and Detective Steven Boeck –without you (Theron Quaas) present?

Why when the door opened, did they all look dejected - like a freight train was just crammed in their rectum? Do you think they’re getting their stories straight and preparing you as their scapegoat? Do you think they were brainstorming on just how badly you fucked up and if they can breath some life into this scam?

Probably. There's just nowhere for this case to go and no one is going to take it bacause both the Attorney General and County Attorney both agree there's no case to prosecute. Are you that stupid you can't see it?

But it is very telling you weren’t invited to the meeting and it wasn’t because you were conducting a stellar investigation on your big missing nameplate caper!

Folks, Theron Quaas is going to have another “dick-2-the-chin” moment in a few days. Maybe it's more appropo to call it a Blogger's Foot in his Ass. We have our own investigation underway (AKA gathering data on dirty, shitbag, cops who lie to Grand Juries). Someone gave us some dirt on Theron Quaas and what a major dick~cheese he is. We will be publishing something in a couple of days that should be the ultimate nail in this little lying pinky dick, and his career. 

At this point the only thing Theron Quaas is able to do is to come clean and meet with the Feds to protect himself because Chief Jack Ass is about to throw Theron Quaas and his career under a bus.  It will be as big a thrown-down as a City Council member at a house fire!  Theron Quaas is going down faster then a hooker on Van Buren and good ol' Jack is going to make him look like a taiwanese house boy!  It's the same path of Louie Tovar. Just pray your kids aren’t child molesters, Theron.  At this rate you might end up back in patrol - in 500 with Hoover.

And Jack…You are about to Loudermill two lieutenants before having an investigation done by PSB. Do you really think this is a good idea? In light of what you did to Barnes; I mean it could come and bite you in the ass!  Better think twice about this one Jack. Trust us! With all the shitstorm around you, this may not be a good idea.

And if you want to know how we know this Jack, well....that's priviledged information that came from some of your high ranking cops who you think are loyal to you, but are really loyal to us!

Oh Jack and one more thing...
Why in this photo do you look like you sharted yourself? Or was it some wannabe tough guy persona?