Louie:We are going to a Halloween party and need your help for a costume. We are thinking we could dress like Mike Polombo and have you on our lap. You know, the old ventriloquist gag!
We were going to get a big potato head and an oversized uniform. We could drink water and you could talk. It would be a great gag!
Part of our shtick would be to reenact Polombo covering up Timo's rape charges, then we could walk around the party bragging about it like a horsetooth jackass, to everyone.
True to style we could pick up some really ugly woman! Maybe we could get someone to play a reporter from the New Times, and have them follow us around pretending to have their head up our ass - just like in that stupid article involving Continental Airlines, an Indian, and the "hero" Mike pretending to be McGruff.
You know Polombo could have asked Snodgrass for the $3000 to land the plane. I'm sure ol Ronny Bear has skimmed enough from the Pension Board and PLEA (before he was removed), to cover it. Have you seen that house of his on the lake and golf course? He's fat in more ways than one, and all on the salary of a Sergeant? He's either incredibly frugal or double and triple dipping somewhere! We’re going to play Arrowhead this weekend, just so we may snap some photos of the grand estate. Maybe Tracy will play with us and we can show her how to putt, explain to her that Genies don't exist, and show her how to manage a Lab since we have a little background in that ourselves. HA!
You could be Louie: The BPC personal Ass Puppet for Halloween!
Not just Mini Me, but Mini Lou....ie!
How about it Louie? We could pay you in Viagra, Cialis, shoe lifts, Penis pumps or whatever you need to make you feel "big" like the rest of us!
Cmon Louie, it would be fun!Remember what you said?
"It's the fucking nature of the game with these dickweeds....Ya know? They just keep going and going...and won't stop. It's all about getting this guy off our ass...Right? That's the problem, that's the problem..I'm not saying do it now..."
- Louie Tovar, June 10, 2007
You were right about one thing Little Louie - we won't stop! You haven't even begun to imagine where this Blog, site and the PPD are heading...all because of you and what you did in FIB.
Years from now and people look back and state, "What was the catalyst that brought down Jack and the FOJs?" Everyone will state, "It was that little AssClown, Louie Tovar!"
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Anonymous said...
Who was Benny Pena fucking so I can tell his wife, Rose.
October 1, 2008 11:26 AM
It was Elaine Finlay. She was assigned as an evidence technician, which Benny oversaw.
She left behind a bag of evidence on a murder scene. When they went back to get the evidence, it had been lost and was never recovered. Numerous items were lost, which had been photographed and itemized and it contained ballistic evidence.
She left the unit on her own saying the work was too much for her. She is now back as a Crime Scene Specialist assigned specifically to the homicide unit, against her will. She did not want to come back but she was forced. Amazing!! I wonder what the thought process will be when she loses more evidence??
Another one Joke Knott allowed to happen. He never, ever tried to stop her re-assignment. It was all civilian driven for her to go back to homicide and Joke Knott failed to exercise his authority to stop this, but than he would have had to "cross" the civilian administrators inside the lab and his good friend A/C Tracy, which we all know he will never do.
We all wonder what Joke Knott actualy does that is good for the homicide unit. No one has any clue because he never has ever asked for input or taken the advice of the numerous detectives up here that have sent him emails, memo's, spoken to him in person on how to better the unit. The only time he takes anything into consideration is when it comes from the lab. He has been told the way the civilians are chaning the way scenes and evidences is handled is bad for the case, the victims and prosecution. But he does not care.
This answer was a little longer to the question who Benny was having an affair with. He will deny it. All anyone has to do is ask Finlay. Everyone was and is aware of it, just like the Polombo/Heather affair. Than again, both affairs were going on at the same time. That is why Benny protected Polombo, to save his own ass!! Benny has each sergeant put an entry into each detectives monthly notes saying he fully investigted the Polombo affair and found it did not occur. That same month, they both moved in with each other. It was such an obvious cover up it was ridiculous. And, Cmdr. Klima just looked the other way, never ever tyring to do the right thing. Than again, he will never do the right thing unless it will help him get his stars, while everyone else gets scars!!
Benny, is this true?
Was she at least good looking?
That then lieutenant who was a task force commander with the FBI and is now a asst chief frequented Centerfolds on West Peoria with his troops and was known to drive home in his city vehcile. Wonder if he drank any beers before he left. Pretty hard to deny in a deposition that is coming is way. To bad he pissed all of us off when he became our bureau commander.
Asst,. Chief Jim Pina? He is in charge of internal affairs. Who picks these people for internal affairs? Is it based on their rap sheet?
Rencently I was at the Jason Schechterle Ball, when I saw that the 100 Club gave Jack Ballentine's son a $20,000 college scholarship. The last I heard, Jack Ballentine was not hurt in the line of duty, and is alive and kicking. Most of us feel like this made a mockery of the purpose of the 100 Club. It's a little coincidental that Jack Ballentine's wife sits on the 100 Club Board of Directors. Not to mention that Jack makes over $100,000 a year, plus his retirement, plus drop. Now why in the world would his son be entitled to 20 grand? Most officers I've talked to believe that all money they've donated to the 100 Club goes to officers families in need. What's wrong with this picture? Jack walked around Homicide as though he was a star, when in reality he is no more than a used car sales man. The Homicide supervisors were so incompetant that they didn't catch on to the fact that he violated department policy regularly in order to have a high clearance rate. Jack X cleared cases to the wrong suspect on more than one occasion just so he could appear to be the legend he though he was. Jack, I was told even refered to himself as "The Mayor of Homicide". How could The Mayor of Homicide even think of having his son accept such an award?
I was there to and saw him drink many beers. Jim Pena in Prof. Standards? you have got to be kidding. Ive got more dirt on him than he has in his backyard.,
Did PPSLA board discuss the $100 atipend they pay themself for every meeting? They had a meeting yesterday and I wonder if even though they are on city time, they cut themsleves a $100 check? Mark take your $100 and visit the Hair Club for Men. I still dont know how you beat Bruce Anest for president. Was the vote counted properly? He has more credibility in his pubic hair than you have in the department.
I can tell you for a fact that Jim Pena had his son drive him to a homicide call out one night becasue he had been drinking but needed to respond as VCB commander.
Mark Hafkey is so bald that when he wears a tutrleneck sweater, he looks like roll on deoderant.
Got a big laugh today; someone very close to Road Rage Andy Anderson says he is going into a tizzy about his e-mails request. He is trying to rally the other chiefs to try and stop it. Ya cant do it dumbass so get over it. Why wasnt he whining when everyone elses e-mails were getting requested? I hope I find what I am looking for. I will get a courtesy copy of them to Mrs Anderson. It just might keep some drop money in the retirement system from being disbursed. That is a good thing since I hear Chief Penas drop amounts to over $900,000. Maybe he can then buy some clothes that fit. That sure buys a lot of table dances. I suggest he get his lap dances here www.dickscabaret.com/main.html
Less chance of one of your FAID guys seeing you there.
Lab people; I went to the 4th floor mens room today and obtained samples of boogers smeared on the urinal walls so I have good DNA on all the chiefs for comparison purposes. It was kinda wierd though cause some older guy, thin, pocked marked face, combover hairdo, was trying to peak at me from under the stalls. It was so disturbing that I dropped a turd (with corn) on the floor to make him sit back on his toilet seat. Sounded like he was going through a stack of e-mails and it smelled of a black marker pen.
To the individual who also witnessed Ass clown Jim Pena having beers at Centerfolds and driving home in his city vehicle. Please forward any documents, photos, tape recorded conversations, witness statements you have or could obtain to BPC.
I share the authors low opinion of Louis Tovar.
The more that this blog is kept to factual information and less to silly humorous profanity (even though it is funny) the more that it will be taken seriously.
Dont be too offended by being called a "dickweed". It is actually a term of endearment that police officers often use to address one another.
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