Let us explain.
We found this spin article online about commander Jeff Hynes and his demotion to patrol. Dave Harvey, the guy who mixes liquor and airplanes is taking over for him as the leader of PSB (Internal Affairs).
You folks remember Dave? He was the one in these photos where it appears drinking alcohol on the job and checking out girls' asses is OK. Nothing like a little alcohol and guns while on duty! Luckily there wasn't a hot call.
Dave Harvey - New PSB Commander Caught Drinking on the Job
Well this assclown Harvey is now heading up the Phoenix Police department's Internal Affairs -so we all know where this is heading. A road to nowhere where Jack Harris mandates how the "impartial investigations" are supposed to turn out. Who’s next Ron Snodgrass? Lt. Frank Drebin? Officer Nordberg? Barney Fife to lead PSB? Sweet Jesus!
Can’t we find anyone with a clean, unblemished record with some integrity and smarts to lead this group? Aren't there any left?
Read the full article on Jeff Hynes’ demotion here:
Jeff Hynes Gets Demoted and Pretends He Really Wanted This
Trust us. This was not voluntary for Jeff Hynes. It was a demotion plain and simple. Jeff fucked up and Jack Ass Harris needed to deflect the shrapnel at Hynes.
Poor Jeff Hynes.
Like many before him, it appears he is not in good graces with the chief Jack Ass anymore and was the sacrificial lamb. Jeff Hynes shouldn’t look at this as a “loss” since being on BRADY, he should have never gotten the job in Professional Standards Bureau in the first place. We heard a few years back that Hynes was writing a book on Leadership. We often wondered what happened to it and which chapter was going to cover completing paper work for Steyr-Aug rifles that cops weren't supposed to buy and then lying about it.
Hynes is replacing Sandra Renteria (yeah – you remember that name too from this blog).
Most notably the article states:
"Hynes replaces Cmdr. Sandra Renteria at Desert Horizon. Renteria will be reassigned Monday to City Hall” ….Renteria, who said she enjoyed "going to meetings and listening to people" to connect with residents". (They forgot to note that good ol Sandy also likes attending Phoenix Mercury games, dogs licking peanut butter in provocative places, women in flannel shirts and “butch” hair cuts.)
So what’s Jeff Hynes tie to this Blog?
Simply put, Hynes took over for the diminutive Louie Tovar after Louie was demoted to work Transit (that's our befuddled start nowhere, end nowhere light rail system that the homeless use.) Hynes at anytime could have/should have investigated Louie Tovar, Sandra Renteria, Anthony “Bullet in the Ass” Brokaw and the very retarded Brandon “Corky” Huntley, but he refused.
Even after being specifically asked (unbeknownst to us until we recently saw this memo) by PLEA to investigate Louie Tovar, Jeff Hynes still refused.
AZPlea Makes a Request That Touches Close to Home
Jeff Hynes has spoken to our blogger Jeff about his ex wife’s antics - of lying, filing false police reports, violating Orders of Protection and the like (Hynes may or may not remember it) yet Jeff Hynes still refused to do anything. Our sources told us it was personally Jeff Hynes’ responsibility to view this Blog everyday, print it to hard copy and report it daily to chief Jack Ass Harris.
Jeff Hynes was also ultimately the boss of detective Theron Quaas and was at Dave Barnes’ house the morning of the illegal raids and stolen computer equipment. Jeff Hynes has known about the retaliation from Jack Ass Harris, Theron Quaas committing perjury, the retaliation against all good cops like Phil Roberts, Dave Barnes, Linnea Knowles and Rusty Stuart, but still has done nothing.
And now Jeff Hynes gets demoted to work 600 calling it, “another great opportunity.” Yeah right – if you believe that you’ll believe the crocodile tears of detective Heather Armstrong Polombo, that infamous Mexican Mafia “hit” she has on her, and that she has never had the need to drink cranberry juice for medicinal purposes.
Recently the Phoenix PD and the State lost their motion to dismiss Blogger Jeff and his counsel Jess Lorona from interviewing Jeff Hynes. Our Blogger plans on deposing all these creeps since it is well known they are all operating under chief Jack Ass Harris’ directive. Our blogger has details of meetings, dates and who was present in those meetings, so lying won’t be an option.
Probably the best moment during Ted Campagnolo’s argument against Lorona deposing Jeff Hynes was his exasperated and incensed plea to the judge that was something along the lines of:
“Your honor…this blogger Jeff is involved in a website….that….that…well…let’s just say…it’s not very kind about the management of the Phoenix PD. Everything ….just about everything…..Jeff Hynes says will probably be used and posted on a blog….” or something along those lines.
It really showed a distressed lawyer knowing he lost and knowing what will be the inevitable results of such a deposition. We wondered why they would fight so hard to exclude Jeff Hynes, maybe we now know why. And public records are just that – records that the public may see and hear! Ted Campagnolo needs a lesson on open and free disclosure. Didn’t he learn anything with the Polombos?
Do you think Jeff Hynes will “break with rank” and tell the truth?
He’d better.
We know Hynes reads this blog. We know of his Public Records Request to find out how we got the BRADY List and his Steyr-Aug employee intake form, in an attempt to find out how we know, what we know. It was a valiant attempt but we know it lead nowhere. We know Jeff Hynes lost the Peoria job and even took a few days off as a result, to recoup. We are also told his job was to look at this blog everyday, and print the comments and the entries.
(BTW…In case you were wondering why we changed the background on this blog to all black a few months back – this was the reason. We figured if the Phoenix PD were printing off this blog and the associated comments each day, we ought to make it fun and make them burn through a few hundred toner cartridges in the process. Did it work? HA! The Joke is on you guys…fucktards!)
Jeff Hynes, you are one of those rare individuals – where half our sources like you and the other ½ wish you would move back to Canada, bust out your Sarah McLachlan CDs and start putting mayonnaise on your French fries again. Those who do like you say you are a good guy who like many are reaching for the brass ring, but you are likely getting the golden middle finger from chief Jack Ass, and now being thrown under the bus like so many before you.
We can assure you commander Hynes that when Jess Lorona gets to you, it will be unpleasant. Then you will have to deal with Craig Mehrens and he’s a salty, angry SOB. You can already surmise the kinds of questions you will be asked. You replaced Louie Tovar, were asked to investigate Louie Tovar, had the little lying Theron Quaas in your organization and had the ability to change so much, but you didn’t. We have a great list of questions for you, so go get some AstroGlide and get ready.
Jeff Hynes will have the opportunity to “come clean” and tell everyone how Jack Ass Harris was directing him, or take all the arrows himself. It’s his choice. We guess only time will tell when deposition time comes and how he will act. And remember Jeff – you can’t lie during a deposition – even if you are asked about your wife leaving you for another cop or the humiliation of being a BRADY LIST veteran for 14 years.
Any good Phoenix cops have any questions you would like Jess Lorona to incorporate in his deposition, please let us know and we will forward them on.
