Why Is Public Safety Manager Jack Harris Lying In His Most Recent Declaration Against SB 1070? Because That’s What Corrupt, Dirty Cops Do!

We have a lot of nicknames for Phoenix Public Safety Manager Jack Harris – Chief Jack Ass, Dick Shine, Dick Cheese, Horses Ass, Fucktard, and Assclown – among many other colorful and funny names. We're pretty sure our many loyal cop friends can add a few, but what they won’t know is we get to add LIAR to that list. It’s pretty clear when cops lie (technically called perjury) there doesn’t seem to be any consequences as we learned recently with the dirty, lying bug eater Theron Quaas and the refusal of the Attorney General’s office and the Phoenix Police department to investigate the lies.

But Jack Harris’ recent declaration that he signed, “under penalty of perjury is the foregoing is true and correct to the best of his knowledge and belief,” denouncing Senate Bill 1070, is a flat out lie.

First and foremost, every citizen in Phoenix should be outraged that our own Public Safety Manager idiot doesn’t give a crap about public safety and openly denounces and supports the various lawsuits being logged against SB1070. Home invasions, illegal immigration, drug cartels and not allowing good cops to purchase their own rifles to defend themselves, is just a taste of what Jack Harris sanctions in the city of Phoenix. The polls show not only do many of us support SB1070, but other States are following a similar path to draft their own versions of the bill. Clearly the democratic ticket and Jack and Connie Harris’ personal opportunities in Washington DC take precedence over the citizenry in Phoenix.

Declaration of Jack Harris Denouncing SB1070.
The first line of Jack’s recent declaration reads:

Jack Harris, declare and state as follows:


I have been employed with the Phoenix Police Department for 38 years and I have served as the Chief since 2004. As the Chief, I am responsible for protecting and ensuring the public safety of all people living and traveling in my jurisdiction…

Umm…no you haven’t Jack.

Hate to break it to you, but Jack Harris was chief of the Phoenix Police until January of 2007 at which time he resigned. He left for two weeks to buy some slums in La Jolla, CA, then came back as the Public Safety Manager for the city of Phoenix - a supposed new job, new title with new responsibilities all so that he can collect his retirement pension and still have a job.  He should have been recertified by AZ Post and received a new badge number. He polishes his 5th star thinking he is the chief of Police, all while stealing from every good cop's pension fund.  A real chief of police would be contributing portions of their $6,000 weekly salary to the fund, while all Jack Harris does is drain the pension fund without contributing to future recipients.

Amazing how a dirty lying cop like Jack Ass Harris is allowed to get away with perjury at the Federal level?

Jack Harris goes onto to state:

"The new SB1070 may also adversely impact the department's ability to fulfill its investigative priorities because its implementation will require the department to reassign officers from critical areas."

Ohhh…you mean like the big Polombo harassment, computer fraud and nameplate investigation? Is that a critical area Jack that you simply can’t redeploy resources? We think Theron Quaas could do something useful in a redeployment; like grow a foot taller or buy a better suit!

Hey Jack (since we know you read this) – a little birdy told us (actually someone on your staff…) that you were pissed that Harold Hurtt got the job as the new director for the Office of State and Local Coordination (OSLC).

Tsk - Tsk Jack.

That must have been a big blow to your ego knowing that an inept drunk got the post.

Wasn’t it a golf course incident a few years back where Harold Hurtt was drunker then Lindsay Lohan on a Saturday night, and a big cover up ensued? Wasn’t the motor named Wally who tried to talk to Hurtt, but all Hurtt was interested in were his golf clubs out of the trunk of his take home vehicle?

Or how about the time Harold Hurtt’s wife went into the sex club/strip club and told everyone to leave because a search warrant was about to be served and the warrant serving cops were mysteriously told to stand down on the search warrant for no apparent reason, or at least until the place was empty? HA! We’ve got tons of stories like these!

That should say something as the “kidnapping capital of the world” (behind Mexico city) that you didn’t get the job and Hurtt did!  I bet Harold Hurtt is laughing all the way to a titty bar!