Website Analytics – BadPhoenixCops Blog. Far From Circling the Drain, Bigger Then PPSLA and a Lot More Funny!

We have mentioned in previous posts, we run Analytics on our site. This means we track how many "hits" (people visiting the sites) we get and where those hits come from. Most websites check their metrics so we thought it would be interesting to share some of our stats, since we are asked quite often. We can see things like which Internet Browsers you are using to reach us (the most popular are Internet Explorer and FireFox) which pages are most popular and how long the average visit is per page - just to name a few.

We average about 6,000-7,000 website hits in any 30 day period. During the time of the illegal raid and bogus search warrants from the effeminate judge Gary Donahoe, we had as many as 50,000 hits daily which increased our bandwidth quite a bit and ranked us #3 on Drudge Report. Of these roughly 6,000 hits, 4,500 of them are repeat visitors and 1,500 of them are “new” unique visitors.

So far in 2010 (as of Aug-2010), we had had almost 40,000 visits to our blog alone. Since the website was created in April of 2008, (… or August, 2008 if you ask Detective, Theron Quaas and according to his Grand Jury testimony…this is lie number 2) Well over ½ a million people have viewed our site.

This means if we make bold statements like, “We think Commander Benny Pina is so ginormous that when he's on a dance floor, the band skips" or "We hear Sergeant Mike Polombo dyes his hair and carries around pictures of Dave Barnes and Karen Vance in his man breast pocket" or "Detective Theron Quaas smells like Noodles" - then 6,000 people per month will read these statements. They are able under the First Amendment to provide commentary or their own consenting or opposing opinion on these public servant.

Childhood Proactiv candidate Andy Anderson has called us an, “Unaccredited grass-roots Website.” Mike Polombo is his latest untruthful diatribe states, “We were not enough of a mainstream website” for him to call everyone to remove videos and/or audios that he made and we bought.

Oh really? 

We know our site isn’t exactly the Huffington Post or CNN but these stats are not too shabby for an unaccredited website and one that isn’t mainstream.  We'll bet we get more hits then Mark Hafkey the halfwit-dumbshit and his PPSLA website, and are probably way more entertaining!

Another aspect of the Analytics is we can also see which networks are our biggest visitors. They refer to these as "Service Providers." The top Service Providers on our site come from ISPs like Cox, Qwest, Comcast, Roadrunner, Charter Communications and Verizon. These represent the companies from which you (consumers) buy your home Internet service.

What we find fascinating are the other ISPs that fall within the top categories. These ISP are corporate ISPs that have their own network. These ISPs should not go unnoticed as organizations that actively read and watch our Blog. We pride ourselves on an impressive list which includes the likes of:

City of Phoenix, Maricopa County, Arizona State Government, City of Tempe, City of Los Angeles, City of Glendale, City of Chandler, City of Mesa, United States Department of Justice, State of Arizona Supreme Court and the FBI, to name a few.

We are still awaiting an answer from Andy Anderson to see who accredidates websites and if we aren’t mainstream, then why is Mike Polombo crying like a dumb-JerseyShore-gumba about Mexican mafia hits on such a piss ant website?  

We must be doing something right to attract all these repeat (and extremely loyal) visitors, the unique new visitors, and such names as the US Department of Justice and the AZ Supreme Courts. And for the record, we didn’t see any Mexican Mafia ISPs or anything from Latin America, but I’m sure that mysterious “informant” can’t be wrong.

Maybe we should put our Website and Blog up for Sale?

We think enough of Jack Ass Harris’ pals can band together their DROP money . Suffice to say - you will have a captive audience to publish whatever you wish – including humorous fat-ass comments about Benny Pina and the size of his uniform!

We've been up now for 27 months.  We think $100,000 for every month would be a good price.