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Thursday, November 25, 2010

BadPhoenixCops – Raw Data. Both Significant and Insignificant Fact and Figures

9,756 – The number of website visitors we had in a 30 day period, from October 23, 2010 thru November 23, 2010.

451 – Number of visitors from the city of Phoenix during the same time period.

43 – Number of visitors using an IronKey, same time period.

126 – Number of visitors using HideMyAss, same time period.

9 – Number of visitors from the Department of Justice, same time period.

5 – Number of visitors from the FBI, same time period.

174 – Number of blog entries since the inception of the Blog - April, 2008.

4:00PM-7:00PM - Greatest bandwidth and traffic increase for BadPhoenixCops.Blogspot.com, each day as cops come home from work.

$150,000 - Amount of bail needed to bail a white cop out of jail who shot and killed an unarmed citizen.

$1,000,000 - Amount of bail needed to bail a black citizen out of jail for shooting an unarmed cab driver.

$49,000 – Amount paid to Jack Harris by the city of Phoenix to cover legal expenses for his double-dipping lawsuit.

$74,305 – Estimated price Connie Harris paid for a new Chevy Corvette for her husband Phoenix police chief Jack Harris, during the same time period.


$866 – Estimated cost for Derma-Brasion to fix Murray “Andy” Anderson’s scarred and pockmarked face.

23% - The percentage match Mark Goudeau’s DNA was with his alleged rape crimes.

$7.50 - Cost to make yourself a Mike or Heather Polombo nameplate.

$7.50 - Estimated cost of Mike Polombo's shirt in the now infamous Polombo Harassment Video.

Look at Mike Polombo's Shirt and See Him Whine Like A Sissy Bitch HERE

17 – Number of Phoenix police officers retaining or have retained Jess Lorona as their attorney of record against the Phoenix PD.

30,000 - Estimated number of backlogs there are today with the Phoenix city Crime Lab.

1,730 – Number of comments left on this blog from April, 2008 - November 23, 2010

9 - Best known number of Polombo nameplates in circulation to date.

$129.23 – Estimate hourly rate we pay Jack Harris to be a public safety manager and to destroy our city.

$0 – Amount of dollars Jack Harris is contributing to the pension plan to fund future Phoenix officers’ retirement.

$120,342 - Ted Campagnolo’s annual salary, prosecutor for the AG’s office who is attempting to criminally charge our blogger.

4 – Number of times the Phoenix police had to search a 1000 square foot home, to find physical evidence against Mark Goudeau.

$1,200,000 – estimated cost of mayor Phil Gordon’s personal livery service by the Phoenix PD for mayor Phil and his horse-faced whore.

8 – Number of times Theron Quaas lied to a Grand Jury.

8 - Size of Louie Tovar's uniform.

5,692 – Average number of calories commander Benny Pena ingests each day.

$96,803 – Annual salary of Phoenix police detective Michael Polombo.

$8,500 – Estimated number of dollars it would take to outfit Mike Polombo with new clothes that are stylish and that fit.

5 - Pounds of feces Benny Pena must drop each morning.

5 - Number of dildos owned by TJ Martin.

5 - Numbers of stars on Jack Harris’ lapel.

5 - Number of US Generals designated a “5 Star General” – the pinnacle of success in the military: (Douglas MacArthur, Omar Bradley, Dwight Eisenhower, George Marshall & Henry Arnold.)

5 - Number of pills mayor Phil OxyGordon must pop each morning to jump start his day.

5 – Number of days current city manager David Cavasos was suspended in 2006, for allowing subordinates to misspend city funds and for flying 1st class with city monies.

5 - Number of times we had to stop and laugh, writing this Blog.

2.68 inches - Average penis length of a Phoenix police assistant chief.

10+ inches - Penis length enjoyed by the wives of assistant chiefs.

13 - Sized shoe blogger Jeff wears and puts in Jack Harris' ass everyday.

$2,700,000 – Estimated sale price for the Blog, BadPhoenixCops.com (better pool your DROP money fellas...)

$83– Average total annual hosting costs for the site BadPhoenixCops.com.

1 – Number of Jack Asses running the Phoenix PD.

A group of unicorns is called a Blessing
A group of owls is called a Parliament. 
A group of assistant chiefs in the Phoenix PD is called a Asshole.

5 comments:

Stephen T. McCarthy said...

That was some pretty funny stuffs!
I especially liked that last item.
Ha! :o)

~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'

Anonymous said...

This is so funny. Please do more of this.

Sent Via Hushmail said...

Can anyone confirm a rumor I heard? It goes.....

Officer Randy Gilbertson who works in Major Offender Bureau was
working 5 am to 1 pm. When he had court he documented his work
hours on his overtime slip as 9 am to 5 pm so he could be paid BY
THE CITY for 2 hours of stand by pay. When he was caught Special
Investigations Detail and PSB were notified. A decision was made to
not do any kind of internal or criminal investigation and just have
Officer Gilbertson pay the city $500 and all was forgotten.
Payment made. This all happened about a year ago.

PSB did a audit recently after the off duty work mess and
indictments in 400 precinct. During the audit they found this
descrepancy and it wasnt a one time deal. There was a pattern.

Last week PSB interviewed Gilbertson's sergeant Bob Baker and asked
why nothing happened. Baker told them "settle down lucy, I told SID
and PSB this last year and they just had Randy pay $500 back (or
something to this affect)". No criminal and no internal.

If this is true, why cant the officers under indictment and PSB
investigation pay their money back and everything be forgotten?
Especially the poor officer who is being accussed of shorting his
off duty work for a measly $58? I guess it is too late for sergeant
Drenth?

Did you all know that when you turn your radio on and off a
electronic message is stored at communciations? PSB or anyone else
can get this information and see what you are doing. I heard they
are using this method to rain down on the officers who worked off
duty in 400. Be sure you turn your radios on at the time your shift
is suppossed to begin and dont turn it off until the time your
shift ends or you can be busted big time!

Anonymous said...

I would question how accurate that report is about Officer Randy Gilbertson. First off, street cops work 10 hour shifts. If he was working a shift from 5AM to 1 pm, that's 8 hours. If you work 9 AM to 5 PM you cannot get standby pay for court as you are going to court during your normal work hours. Also, a shift of 9 AM to 5 PM is only 8 hours, so where is the other 2 hours of his shift? If he is not a street cop and only works 8 hour shifts, then it wouldn't make sense for him to document a work schedule of 9 AM to 5 PM in order to collect 2 hours of standby pay as he wouldn't be able to collect standby since court would be occurring during his normal work day.

Also, as far as the other officers paying the money back, they were not working for the city, they were working in an off duty capacity and paid by an outside company, not by the city. I truly believe there is more to this off duty thing then meets the eye. Why was this investigation 3 years ago and we are only now hearing about it? Also, I find it extremely hard to believe that all of those officers intentionally did something wrong. I believe they left early because they were listening to the man they thought was their boss. Yes, that would be the man who was in charge of this off duty job. Something about this case truly stinks and I'm not saying it is the officers.

One more thing, the media is making it sound like this was a "scam", "a ring of theft", etc, etc. If you read the interviews the attorney generals office did with each of the officers, it appears this is just a case of officers working an off duty job and leaving an hour early and/or arriving an hour late. One of the guys stopped working those jobs because he wasn't comfortable with the coordinator always wanting to leave early. Another guy said he thought that in the capacity of the off duty job the coordinator was acting as his boss.

I ask all of you who are sitting in judgement, how many of you have taken a personal phone call at work, ran an errand, stayed at lunch late, left early and still got paid for work? If any of you can say you have never done that, then go right ahead and judge, but if you have ever done personal business on company time, you are guilty of theft! I know the argument is they are officers, blah, blah, blah. True, but they weren't working for the city at the time.

Funniest quote of the year said...

"We have one of the most honest, if not the most honest police department in the United States," Gordon said.

http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/local_news/investigations/exclusive%3A-mayor-phil-gordon-discusses-pd-allegations-with-abc15-investigators