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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

11 Rifles Are Missing, And our Public Safety Jack Ass Has No Clue What Happened To Them

The Phoenix Police have misplaced 11 rifles and they can’t find them.

The last audit they performed was 2 years ago (!!!!) and since then, they realized that 11 of these rifles are missing - including some quite expensive Steyr-AUG rifles.

Now consider this: For all of you who work in an office, imagine if one day during an audit your company realized there were 11 computers (laptops) missing. What would be the repercussion? How would they find them? If they were stolen, how many people would be fired? We both know that heads would roll and someone would be accountable in a private Enterprise.

Now imagine this gaffe in an organization that you are paying for with tax dollars.

Considering these are guns that can actually kill someone, Jack Harris might have had a process in place to tag and follow all guns in the PPD, but that just makes too much sense as our Public Safety Manager. I know for sure in the last companies I have worked, there were asset tags on my chair, my laptop and my cell phone; and companies are now moving to RFID.

So 11 rifles are out there, costing somewhere between $8,000-$12,000 and no one has an explanation. SID isn’t investigating because they are too busy raiding citizen’s homes and looking for the missing Polombo nameplates…See the problem yet?

Some $8,000-$12,000 is missing or stolen and Chief Jack Ass is spending City resources looking for 50 cent nameplates for his racist buddy, Sergeant Mike Polombo (#4696). Maybe Chief Jack Ass should send SID over to Mike Polombo's garage to see if the missing 11 rifles are stored there with all the other evidence he keeps.

Ironically, Phoenix Police officers want the opportunity to purchase their own rifles, a topic that has been championed by the Policeman’s Union – AZPLEA. Jack Harris has denied that request. Imagine being told you can’t even spend your own money, to buy much needed rifles to protect your own life? Now do you think if these 11 rifles were personally owned and procured by officers in the Phoenix Police Department, that they would be missing now?

We doubt it, but this is why we call Jack, Chief Jack "Ass" Harris. We pay $90,000 in pension and $165,000 for Jack's salary annually, to get this outstanding service! Phil Gordon even gave him a 5th star for Jack's outstanding work. Too bad Jack's name wasn't "Richard" so we can just call him what we all think he is...a Dick.

...And like the photo shows, we predict this is going to end badly!

And for those of you interested, it looks like those Polombo nameplates are popping up again. We will be launching a site dedicated solely to pictures of those nameplates, so send them to us if you have them!







7 comments:

Col.Smeag said...

This reminds me of the old Naked Gun sketch where the cop says"...don't worry people nothing to see here..." BTW did Jack bother to reimburse the City for his Mr Bean goes to Washington act last week?

Anonymous said...

This happened years ago with numerous shotguns. They were just written off. Another pattern. Those rifles had no accountability to begin with. I doubt they were stolen but would bet the farm the 11 rifles are at 11 officers homes. What is going to take to get "jack: fired, removed or thrown out. Better yet, time to be a little humble and just resign!!

Jack Harris said...

Funny nameplate photos.

We want to see more Polombo nameplate photos

Connie Harris said...

Jack Harris is a Dick.

Love,

Connie

Anonymous said...

If not turned up in a short period of time the serial number of the rifles (and any other firearms missing from prior inventories) should be reported as stolen property.

Might make for an interesting discovery some day to see with whom these weapons might appear.

Anonymous said...

Shamful

Anonymous said...

Did anyone notice that the hands holding the nameplates are "male"? I'm sure the bracelet is just decoration used as a distraction. Cleaver ~ I'm sure that detail was completely overlooked by the "trained observer" 4th floor brass ... but what do I know ... I'm just a common civilian. :0)