Imagine if we decided to enter one-of-the-many vacant properties and steal something?What would happen if we got caught? Well if you are a Phoenix Cop under Jack Ass Harris and do it, you simply continue to patrol the streets in Phoenix with little incident.
From the archives of the Phoenix Police Assclown Society, two officers entered a vacant home and saw some baseball cards glued to a door. Seeing they were collectibles, officers Marysol Larrison and Al Jackson peeled the glued cards from the door and stole them. What’s even better is the records show Officer Marysol Larrison, "never thought her conduct was illegal... since the property was in 
foreclosure."
foreclosure."At first Larrison was fired, but then got her job back and only received a 120 suspension. Al Johnson was a 30 year veteran on the force so he just went into early retirement and is probably working with Dan Olson and Ron Snodgrass training other cops now.
What’s quite funny is the baseball cards were only worth about $15 - after they were peeled from a door.
How stupid could one be? How could these cops not realize when something is glued and then peeled from a door, that the value wouldn't significantly be diminished?
Geez...let's promote these assclowns and put them on the Goudeau murder trial!
Now we know this may qualify as “petty theft” (but it is really larceny since the intent was to steal a much higher dollar item), but the Phoenix PD are notorious for raiding homes of citizens and fellow cops, on instances of petty theft…aren’t they?
Here is a link we found on the story
Now if this were you or us (especially us!) we would be on the news for stripping a foreclosed home and be indicted on charges of theft, but when you are a cop in the land of Chief Jack Ass Harris, you get your job back.
Just one more reason the fucktard Jack Harris needs to go to LaJolla and be a slumlord full-time.
5 comments:
I worked for PHX FD and worked with Officer Jackson on a few incidents - nice guy, but seemed to have some pretty F'ed up priorities, including asking a female on the scene of a 962 with injuries for her phone number.
Trust me, we have our own set of retards at the Fire Department. At least we keep them in check.
I have known Al Jackson for 29 years and he was an excellent street cop. He took his job seriously and unfortunately one mistake was made, failure to impound found property,and all those years suddenly mean nothing. As for Commander Tang, cops have to ask victims for their phone numbers during investigations. I know many Phoenix Firefighters and respect them but to make the statement you made indicates to me that you don't know shit about Police procedures or about Jackson.
The PPD administration made a big deal out of this but how about some of the crap that has been done by high level officers and they are still on the job today? It must have been a slow day on the 4th floor to suddenly have the Media relations officer have this case broadcast all over the airwaves. They showed Al no sign of gratitude for his 29 years of service to the department and the citizens of Phoenix. Most cops want off the street once they get 3 years on the job but Al chose to be a dedicated street cop. He could have gotten a desk job a log time ago but felt he would be more effective as a street cop. Thanks Al for your 29 years of service.
This is actually a very good point. We don’t know Al Jackson and it is very possible he was a good cop, who had a momentary lapse of judgment. Who among us hasn’t?
As citizen’s we see stealing a baseball card equally as bad as having and showing porn on your computer (Ron Snodgrass) getting DUIs and bar fights (Steve Soha) stealing money from the Red Vines container in the kitchen (Kenny Hook- Harris’ brother-in-law) calling a citizen a fucking dickweed and then having him prosecuted with no evidence (Louie Tovar), Filing false police reports then lying about them under oath and/or killing someone on a hot call (Derek Elmore) working on your own book on company time and trying to steal rifles (Jeffeory Hynes) shooting yourself in the ass (Anthony Brokaw) or keeping evidence in your garage and banging your subordinate (Mike Polombo)….we could go on-and-on, but you all get the point. Not even the new exec asst. chief Joe Yahner did anything about Steve Soha’s antics when Steve was working for him. Maybe that’s how Joe got the exec chief’s position?
There seems to be different rules for different people, depending on who you are and how close you are the Chief Jack Ass Harris. With so many good people who want to be cops, why on earth keep all these shitbags above?
Eleven hours until the affidavit is to be released, that means that Harris and Pina must be sweating bullets. This should be a very interesting week and I can’t wait to read what was the basis for the search warrant.
Can you imagine what Pina must be thinking if he has discussed anything that was in the affidavit during the many briefings he conducted at Cactus Park Precinct.
He would be in vioation of the court order. Plus, since Harris ordered him to speak at these briefings he could have also violated the order.
This could be another can of worms for the 4th Floor to spin.
Funniest blog I've ever read!
I doubt anyone's going to see this, but I just blogged on Phoenix New Times.
1. Peoplefinders.com lists Marysol as a "relative" of Patrick Larrison (just threw a 15 year old into a wall and on the ground).
2. Check out Maricopa Superior Court Records: Justice Court Cases. Input "LARRISON." You'll find ol' Patrick and the hag Marysol. ALL CASES "DISMISSED."
3. Check out Arizona Supreme Court Search Records site: (Hey these are not supreme court cases!) More cases, DISMISSED.
I left Phoenix 4 years ago. The corruption of the SAINTS was the main reason. They're not saint's and that's a fact!
Anyone know "how" Patrick and Marysol are/were related? Couldn't find a divorce record. Sister? WTH!
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