So here are a few updates that you may have missed and be assured that we have more coming.
JEFFREY GORDON – THE MAYOR'S SON IS INVESTIGATED FOR INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING – A HOUSING SUPERVISORWhen this story came to us all we could do is laugh. I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in the Gordon family, even when the seed isn’t one our good Mayor directly sired.
“He patrols Van Buren, so right off the bat I think he was messing around with a hooker,” one source told us.
“He was in my precinct and was very immature and always walking the line between right and wrong. Just a young renegade punk. It doesn’t surprise me he is in trouble and my guess is that he was finger-banging or messing around with females along Van Buren,” another reliable source touted.
So what is it with the Gordon family and picking up whores? We have no idea but we guess we should all sleep well knowing that chief Jack Ass is staying out of this and he assigned the investigation to assistant chief Joe Yahner. Isn’t that kinda like Hitler staying out of it and assigning the investigation to Himmler?
(UPDATE: Sources have shared with us that this was a city employee - a housing supervisor that Jeff Gordon was feeling up- BPC)
We all know where this is going which Jack Ass Harris’ one sided and pre-determined investigations. We’ll bet blowjobs in a parking lot in Maryvale that this turns out to be unfounded or simply a slap on the wrist for the Mayor’s kid. Maybe we’ll get to see mayor Phil Gordon crying again like a sissy bitch as he did when his home was burglarized - when the investigation is unfounded.
SERGEANT SEAN DRENTH’s WIFE HAD LEFT HIM AND WAS HEADING TOWARDS DIVORCE – BADPHOENIXCOPS FINDS HIS MURDERER!!
First we find out Sean Drenth was being investigated for bogus overtime work (which by the way in the past has not been a crime, but only a slap on the wrist where cops had to pay back those dollars – but more on that in another blog), now we find out his wife had left him and their marriage was on the skids?
Sweet Jesus and they still won’t call this a suicide? It's been a 901X-ray from the first call!
Is there still a mad manhunt looking for a mystery cop killer who puts a shot gun under a cop’s chin (while still sung to his body), then turns off the cop's GPS and throws their service revolver over the fence? WOW. That's a signature move. That's a feat of brazen cop killing that the FBI will need to incorporate into their profiling.
If this doesn’t underscore the inept and corrupt Phoenix police Department, we don’t know what does. We know they don’t have any other suspects since they stopped talking about it, and all leads go back to Drenth. They’re probably going to blame Mark Goudeau for this one! And the toxicology report we are all waiting for? The only thing they'll find in Drenth is Paxil, Prozac, or Zoloft!
Jack Harris is afraid to admit that his grandstanding and “cleaning up the department” undoubtedly has lead to a cop killing himself. Harris has blood on his hands and his reputation of ruining officers’ careers for his own personal gain, has led to a cop suicide.
Yeah keep checking the DNA you dumbfucks, but BadPhoenixCops has found Drenth’s murderer!
He is located six feet underground at Phoenix Memorial Park. This information didn’t cost the city any time or resources! Can we call silent witness and collect the $10,000 and refocus Phoenix Homicide on some real crimes and not the cover-up of a cop suicide? Think of the wasted resources spinning their wheels on a crime where we all know what happened, but most are afraid to admit. We will gladly donate the $10,000 to the Mike Polombo-I-am-a-cock-and-need-some-decent-clothes-that-fit-me, fund. And Mike - no more "George" clothes from Walmart!
The real question that needs answering is: Who’s going to reimburse the city for the funeral or is that just a Mulligan?
We can’t remember the last time we taxpayers had to pay for a funeral of a cop that committed suicide. If we did the city would go broke – no wait – it's already is broke!
Maybe we can take it out of the death benefits his ex and separated wife were going to receive? And to think this snatch was trying to play the poor weeping cop widow card!
Yeah – that’s harsh, but it was our city tax dollars that were pissed away that day. We’ll bet you some nameplates within six months she’s playing another cop’s guitar – if it’s not already happening…Any takers?
Hope all of those who went to the funeral are feeling like shit right now. No wonder chief Jack Ass took the opportunity to snap a photo of all the assistant chiefs in their dress blues. Man that is one expensive photo op at the tax payers’ expense! Hope you all enjoyed footing the bill for that one! Think of all the salaries, multiplied by all the officers and the gas and resources allocated for that day. Easily a ¼ million dollars wasted on a suicide. Did officer Billy Sosa get that when he hung himself in jail?
CHIEF JACK ASS HARRIS FEELS THE HEAT FROM OIG. MURRAY ANDY ANDERSON PUTS HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH.
Mark our words, you heard about the OIG investigation here first and the OIG is in full investigation mode and it isn’t looking very pretty. Source close to the situation tell us that Jack, Andy Anderson and the rest of the 4th floor assclowns are feeling the heat. Nothing is adding up, their stats are wrong and there surely weren’t 300 – 200 – or even 100 kidnappings in 2008. And a personal note to Andy Anderson: Yeah Andy – it does sound like its leading to a criminal investigation. So glad you finally realized this in your latest meeting with the OIG representatives you dumb shitstain.
OFFICER BRIAN AUTHEMENT INVOLVED IN ANOTHER PHYSICAL ALTERCATION
Take a look at this photo. Clearly this douche still thinks he is in Iraq looking for Saddam, weapons of mass destruction and IEDs.
Authement is A Cop Who Can't Control Himself - Read About It Here
Officer Brian Authement was involved in another altercation, this time on a sports field.
Like throwing an old black man down on the ground during a house fire wasn’t bad enough for him? Can't this fucktard stay under the radar?
Clearly Mr. I’m-a-cop-so-don’t-fuck-with-me, hasn’t learned his lesson and needs to be shit-canned. Brian Authement is on the fast track to a Chrisman-like event where someone he is sworn to protect will end up dead.
Authement has shown he can’t control himself and as any good officer knows its grace under pressure – both on the job and off - that makes a successful cop. How much more are we going to tolerate with shit like this from a 3rd rate police chief and his inept command staff? Officer Authement needs his ass kicked, plain and simple when his gun can’t be drawn and chief Jack Ass needs to go with him.
