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We came across this story where mayor Phil Gordon’s home was burglarized and all the perp took was his computer. It’s a good thing our good mayor has that $1M dollar plus, taxpayer sponsored, Phoenix police private security detail! Looks like they’re doing a bang-up job protecting him!
What's really funny is it appears mayor Phil Gordon is an early riser (4:30AM) and didn't notice anything was wrong until 2 hours later (6:30AM). Gee that's EXACTLY the way he runs the city of Phoenix - what a coincidence! Rome is burning...while Phil fiddles away...or in this case notices a draft while he drinks his coffee!
Being the good citizens we are, we want to ensure that Phil Gordon’s computer gets returned. We are offering a $1500 cash reward. If you took the computer or know who did, here’s what you need to do:
1) Contact us via our Hushmail Email address. Make sure you do it from a public computer or somewhere you may protect your IP address. We don't care who you are, we just want the safe return of our mayor's computer. Be smart and look at what you need to do to protect your identity.
Contacting us and hiding Your Identity
2) We will send you a private, non BadPhoenixCops, pre-paid, FEDEX number. You will need to box up the computer and send it to our out-of-state/out-of-country third party who will forensically confirm it is our good mayor Phil Gordon’s stolen computer.
3) Once this is confirmed, we will give you $1500 cash to spend on meth, hookers, back mortgage payments, BEVMO, strip clubs or whatever tickles your fancy. We don't want to know who you are or why you stole it. We know it's a tough economy and we aren't going to act like we're your personal Jiminy Cricket. Stealing isn't right, but we want to help you make it right. We in turn will make sure the stolen property eventually gets back to our mayor once Phil Gordon can confirm the make, model, and personal details about the computer.
If you have any questions or know the whereabouts of mayor Phil Gordon's computer, please email us at BadPhoenixCops@Hushmail.com
7 comments:
I can see it now. Phil Gordon's missing laptop with the Polombo nameplates in a disneyland photo. great work BPC. It would be nice to know what is on that laptop and I bet the PPD has a short list of ILs including: you, az republic, newtimes or a few good cops.
$1500.00!! You have to be kidding. If someone is murdered all the City ponies up is $1000.00 through silent witness. Again, goes to show the priorities, $1500.00 for a stolen computer and $1000.00 to turn in a murderer.
Hey silent witness...What can we say? It looks like we have much deeper pockets AND WE REALLY REALLY WANT TO SEE THAT LAPTOP.......GET HOME TO PHIL
Phil's computer was an expensive Macintosh tower. Everything was taken including a 27 inch monitor. There's no way Gordon couldn't hear it and there's no way one person did it. No way it was a smash and grab, there was too much to carry away. Gordon must have been doped up, drunk and high on oxycontin to not hear the breakin. There's too many holes in the story.
Cops think it was an inside job. Looks like Phil needed to destroy his own computer - perhaps there was something on it that he couldn't afford to have subpoened, so this is the best way to get rid of the evidence? We love what you are doing and will provide additional information when we have it.
We can only guess how easy it would be to survey the contents of Phil's laptop. I seriously doubt that he protected it with anything close to a robust password, let alone encrypted the hard drive. And I'm equally sure that it goes without saying that he's never heard of "wiping your browser cache" (no, Phil, not "wiping your brown ass"), so there's probably a VERY interesting residual record of what Phil's been surfing lately. No doubt BPC will share all the juicy details should the laptop be recovered.
Is this vid of Phil Gordon crying??!!
check out the vid from KPHO and wait until the end when he is saying "lowest crime in 2 decades"
http://www.kpho.com/local-video/index.html?grabnetworks={videoid:4368310}
Is our mayor crying?? He's the mayor of the 5th largest city and crying about a breakin? No wonder he won't fire Harris. He probably cries in meetings with Harris too. I can't believe this sissy is crying BPC.
Does his horse-faced girlfriend know he cries at breakins? Tell us it ain't so!
Hey BPC, did you hear they caught the guy who broke into Phil Gordon's house? They got a DNA match. It was Mark Goudeau. it was 3 out of 13. He was arrested and booked in jail. Polombo said they got their nig...no wait...sorry...they already used that one. My bad.
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