Phoenix Kidnapping Stats and the Lies of Tommy Thompson, Mayor Phil Gordon and Phoenix Police Chief Jack Harris

"Understand this very clearly, there were 358 kidnappings in 2008.”
               -Phoenix Police Department Spokesman – Tommy Thompson, CBS News 5, 8-17-10

Really?  And how did you come up with these numbers? We don't think there were 358, nor do we think there were 348, 248, 148 or 48 - at least according to our own analysis. Now we aren’t statisticians nor do we have fancy degrees from those Division 1 schools that most Phoenix cops go to like University of Phoenix, Western International, Ottawa College, or Mesa Community College, but these numbers just don’t add up.

It's appears so simple even a Phoenix Homicide Detective can figure this out. Check out this link for the FBI.

http://www.fbi.gov/hq/cjisd/missingpersons.htm

The National Crime Information Center’s (NCIC) Missing Person File was implemented in 1975. According to NCIC, in 2007, there were 518 records entered as Abducted by a Stranger…IN THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES.

Yet somehow in Phoenix we had 358 alone in 2008??!!?! Only one year later?  I think Tommy Thompson's number is off, by about 350! 

Maybe Tommy Thompson was trying to pull a Jedi Mind Trick on all of us? 

Tommy Thompson's Mind Trick

Tommy we have some "truthful" stories we hope you can plant in the media too. Let's see if you can pull it off....Phil Gordon's security detail is just that and not the private drunk bus for him and his paid whore, Andy Anderson is a player among the ladies and not the misogynistic, wife beating slob we all think he is, and Louie Tovar's kid didn't molest family members he was merely playing find the trouser snake!  If you can lie about kidnapping statistics then surely you can bend the truth on these....No?

Here's another stat:

In 2008 according to the American Community Survey, the population of Phoenix was 1,567,924.

So according to Tommy Thompson in 2008, 1 out of every 4,380 citizens were kidnapped in Phoenix. 

Really?

We don’t recall reading about any of these in the newspaper nor hearing about it in our neighborhoods, community or church? There was however a 24% decrease in murders in 2008 with only 169 murders occurring, which we all read about in the newspapers.

According to Pill Popping, Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon in his testimony, “People are being tortured. People are being kidnapped. Almost every night, Phoenix police will get one or more calls, with variations of the same story…”

Almost every night? To whom are these calls going? We can’t even find one cop to validate these lies made up by Tommy Thompson, Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon and Chief of Police Jack Ass Harris.

It’s pretty clear to us that Phil Gordon and Chief Jack Harris lied and are trying their damndest to create numbers that validate and add up to 358.  Rumor has it Chuck Miiiilllller is also involved.

Tommy Thompson:  You just need to STFU and let pill popping Phil, Chief Jack Ass, and Chuck Miiiilllller figure out this lie, all by themselves.  They'll probably end up firing someone and trying to Indict us again - this time on some Federal charges.